A fair and balanced look at why TNA is better . .

[Sir Woodrow]

TNA backwards is ANT.

WWE backwards is EWW, as in what people said when they saw Chyna in Playboy.

[I'm The Cool One]

[Rest easy big bro]

Id like to Point out, while WWE haas more title, they do not however have any name plates, TNA's titles do. Also the The REAL gold to letaher ratio is higher then in WWE.

this pie chart should explain everything.

[rattlesnake]

I think it's time to look at the talent in each company.

WWE has HHH the King of Kings, and in poker, a King is the second highest card you can have. Fortunately, they also have Randy Orton, the son of "Ace" Cowboy Bob Orton. So by using poker logic, WWE gains an advantage.

However, HHH's pedigree is heavily reliant on the degree of impact of the victim's face into the mat. Unless the Pedigree is applied perfectly, resulting in a complete compaction of the victim's face and nasal cavities, the victim could recover within a few moments.

TNA's Kurt Angle relies on the "Ankle Lock" which has never, to my knowledge, been escaped in the history of this great sport. Angle also has a clause in his contract stating that once applied, the ankle lock should not be released until the victim's ankle is completely separated from the tibia's femur, and achilles tendon. This would render the victim completely incapacitated for months, sometimes years

Advantage: TNA

[acressl]

TNA seems to squander what sets it apart a lot of the time. They've all this young talent an can't find a way to get them on tv with any kind of regularity. They prefer the use of tired veterans and E cast offs. In order to defeat the E they must become the E. If they win, we lose. Or something.

[8-BitAssassin]

Have you ever seen Jay Lethal and Andre the Giant at the same time? I didn't think so.

Conclusion: TNA is better than WWE

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

jasonchrist said:

Have you ever seen Jay Lethal and Andre the Giant at the same time? I didn't think so.

Conclusion: TNA is better than WWE

You certainly can't argue with that.

And three cheers for the pie chart!

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

TNA is also only one letter from DNA, which is the building block of life.

So, we can conclude that without TNA, no life would exist.

[rko]

tna are wrestling, wwe are entertainment, thus tna are better

[The Thread Barbi]

santa said:

Id like to Point out, while WWE haas more title, they do not however have any name plates, TNA's titles do. Also the The REAL gold to letaher ratio is higher then in WWE.

this pie chart should explain everything.

How does object-oriented computer programming explain TNA's leather to gold ratio on their titles?

[Rest easy big bro]

coksf said:

santa said:

Id like to Point out, while WWE haas more title, they do not however have any name plates, TNA's titles do. Also the The REAL gold to letaher ratio is higher then in WWE.

this pie chart should explain everything.

How does object-oriented computer programming explain TNA's leather to gold ratio on their titles?

becuase scott stiner says so.

[lildude8218]

skiller said:

TNA's ring has 6 sides. How many does WWE's have?

Exactly!

And you should ALL be ashamed that it took 5 pages for someone to realize that 6 > 4

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

lildude8218 said:

skiller said:

TNA's ring has 6 sides. How many does WWE's have?

Exactly!

And you should ALL be ashamed that it took 5 pages for someone to realize that 6 > 4

6 > 4 is also the ratio of how many wwe/wcw/ecw workers are in the company compared to orginial creations.... ZING!!!!! I hope lol.

[lildude8218]

marzvon said:

lildude8218 said:

And you should ALL be ashamed that it took 5 pages for someone to realize that 6 > 4

6 > 4 is also the ratio of how many wwe/wcw/ecw workers are in the company compared to orginial creations.... ZING!!!!! I hope lol.

well that would be 3-2. Original creations has a slight lead over former guys actually. I just counted.

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lildude8218 said:

marzvon said:

6 > 4 is also the ratio of how many wwe/wcw/ecw workers are in the company compared to orginial creations.... ZING!!!!! I hope lol.

well that would be 3-2. Original creations has a slight lead over former guys actually. I just counted.

damn... lol you showed us

[scottyno]

TNA has Jay Lethal, but WWE doesnt have Macho Man

TNA has Shark Boy but WWE doesn't have Stone Cold except to do pointless guest appearances once every 3 or 4 months

TNA has Abyss, but WWE doesn't have masked Kane or Mankind anymore.

Huge advantage TNA

[Mrs. Potato Dick]

TNA resorts to felonious activities(grand theft wrestler) to gain success. If they were real, they'd be in prison where they'd book COUNTLESS Scott Hall matches.

Advantage: WWE.

[8-BitAssassin]

moppy27 said:

TNA resorts to felonious activities(grand theft wrestler) to gain success. If they were real, they'd be in prison where they'd book COUNTLESS Scott Hall matches.

Advantage: WWE.

Yeah, but if this were real life, TNA would get more street cred for spending time in prison. Their feud with WWE would just help them sell more CDs.

Advantage: TNA

[Ace Diamond]

This thread is about as funny as TNA's attempts at comedy not involving Kevin Nash

And yes, I expect that I don't "get it". I especially don't "get" why it's in this section of the forum.

[Slammywinner]

thecobbit said:

By this logic, would AAA be the best promotion anywhere?

TNA and WWE are based in A-merica. I rest my case. I mean, case closed.