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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 21, 2008 16:31:13 GMT -5
In an effort to once and for all settle this dispute, I have offered my service to provide a fair and balanced look at why TNA is better than WWE.  The first thing in an effort to determine a clean and concise winner is the names. You have TNA and WWE. Comparing the first letter of each, we have a T and a W. Using my knowledge of most Roman alphabets, I can determine that T is before W. So that means TNA is better than WWE. This damning evidence is too much to be ignored, and pretty much settles it once and for all. But to further cement TNA as the best wrestling promotion around, we can compare the champions. TNA's world champ is Kurt Angle, and WWE has Edge, Orton and Punk. If we compare Angle to the other three, the alphabetical order theory holds true again. Coincidence? I don't think so. Also take note that Angle is bald, and the other three are not. And judging from Steve Austin and Goldberg, we can concur that bald guys are tougher, thus making Angle a better champion and supporting that TNA is better. So there you have it folks. A fair, scientific look at why TNA is better than WWE. And for good measure, here's a picture of John Cena agreeing with me and this hard evidence.  Thank you. |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 21, 2008 16:35:52 GMT -5
Does TNA have monkeys? Everything is better with monkeys!
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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 21, 2008 16:36:10 GMT -5
This is the most well-thought-out thread on this subject in months.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 21, 2008 16:37:35 GMT -5
Does TNA have monkeys? Everything is better with monkeys! Damn you're right. WWE better get on the ball if they hope to catch up! But TNA has Awesome Kong, who's last name is Kong. And that's like King Kong, who was a monkey. But Mark Henry has been calling himself "The Silverback", so I guess that's how they leveled the playing field. |
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Post by Bones58 on Jan 21, 2008 16:37:53 GMT -5
This man is on to something here..
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Post by rko on Jan 21, 2008 16:38:07 GMT -5
loving the cartman logic
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 21, 2008 16:40:41 GMT -5
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Post by BR329 on Jan 21, 2008 16:40:49 GMT -5
This topic needs to be pinned
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 21, 2008 16:44:37 GMT -5
I would like to thank this man for teaching me how to analyze things so objectively.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2008 16:48:52 GMT -5
TNA is based in Orlando, which begins with an 'O'. WWE's home is in Stamford, which starts with an 'S'. 'O' comes before 'S'.
This man is onto something.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 21, 2008 16:50:58 GMT -5
TNA is based in Orlando, which begins with an 'O'. WWE's home is in Stamford, which starts with an 'S'. 'O' comes before 'S'. This man is onto something. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but we just can't keep living in the dark anymore. |
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Post by Bones58 on Jan 21, 2008 16:57:56 GMT -5
Someone has to do a Youtube "Shoot" on why TNA is better basing their arguments on these undeniable, irrefutable facts.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 21, 2008 16:59:47 GMT -5
TNA is based in Orlando, which begins with an 'O'. WWE's home is in Stamford, which starts with an 'S'. 'O' comes before 'S'. This man is onto something. WWE is based in Connecticut.... Which starts with a 'C'. TNA is based in Florida which starts with a 'F' |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 21, 2008 17:00:14 GMT -5
Oh, Bill Nye, is there anything you CAN'T figure out?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2008 17:00:47 GMT -5
TNA is based in Orlando, which begins with an 'O'. WWE's home is in Stamford, which starts with an 'S'. 'O' comes before 'S'. This man is onto something. WWE is based in Connecticut.... Which starts with a 'C'. TNA is based in Florida which starts with a 'F' Bah gawd, the whole system has been destroyed! |
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 21, 2008 17:01:11 GMT -5
That was the greatest thing anyone has ever written about anything ever in the history of the universe.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 21, 2008 17:04:42 GMT -5
TNA is based in Orlando, which begins with an 'O'. WWE's home is in Stamford, which starts with an 'S'. 'O' comes before 'S'. This man is onto something. WWE is based in Connecticut.... Which starts with a 'C'. TNA is based in Florida which starts with a 'F' But if you look at the abbreviation for CT and FL, and let each letter represent a number based on it's place in the alphabet, CT would equal 23 and FL would equal 18. Therefore making TNA come first yet again. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 21, 2008 17:06:01 GMT -5
Edison, I want to honestly thank you for reminding me why I love the WC Forums.
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Post by rko on Jan 21, 2008 17:10:27 GMT -5
to add further evidence: tna is under the panda energy umbrella and wwe is under the titan sports umbrella and p comes before t.
and another thing vince owns wwe and dixie carter owns tna, you dont have to be lanny poffo to relise that d comes before v.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 21, 2008 17:11:37 GMT -5
to add further evidence: tna is under the panda energy umbrella and wwe is under the titan sports umbrella and p comes before t. and another thing vince owns wwe and dixie carter owns tna, you dont have to be lanny poffo to relise that d comes before v. Moreover, WWE has done the job to a panda before, so their track record is shot there. |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
