Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Feb 25, 2006 18:57:22 GMT -5
*We come back to ringside. "It's My Time" plays*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, Rosa!
*Rosa walks out and gets a big pop. She shakes hands with fans on the way to the ring. She gets in the ring and stretches a bit while her opponent comes out*
RA: And her opponent, from Georgia, Rockin' Robin!
*Rockin' Robin gets a decent pop as she heads to the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle and poses*
The bell rings to start the match. Rosa and Robin lock up. Rosa gets the advantage with a headlock takedown. Robin is able to get the headscissors on Rosa, forcing her to break the headlock. Rosa gets out of the headscissors and takes Robin down with an armdrag and turns it into a wristlock. Robin reverses it into an arm wrench. Rosa breaks the hold with a monkey flip. The two have a standoff, which the crowd cheers.
The girls lock up again. This time, Rosa kicks Robin in the midsection and gives her some punches and chops. After a whip to the ropes, Rosa lands a hip toss. She follows that up with a belly-to-back suplex. She picks up Robin and hits an STK. Rosa goes for the pin.
1... 2...
Robin kicks out. Rosa picks her up and hits a brainbuster. She climbs to the second rope and connects with a leg drop. All of a sudden, the fans start booing. Rosa turns around and sees why. Chrysta Ragnal and Ms. White have appeared on stage. Rosa looks at Chrysta and mouths off "What do you want?" Just then, Robin rolls Rosa up for a pin from behind.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. She runs at Robin, but is stopped by a standing dropkick. Robin takes Rosa to the corner and bangs her head on the turnbuckle. She climbs the ropes and punches Rosa 10 times. Next she hits a tornado DDT. After connecting with a splash, she covers Rosa.
1... 2...
Rosa gets the shoulder up. Robin takes her down by the hair and slaps on the sleeper hold. Rosa appears to be fading away. But after a few moments, she starts fighting back, elbowing her way out of the hold. She runs to the ropes, ducks an attempted clothesline, and hits a spinning heel kick on Robin.
Rosa gets to her feet and attacks Robin with punches and kicks. She whips her to the ropes and connects with a dropsault. Next she hits an inverted atomic drop followed by a Capoeira Kick. Robin uses the corner to get to her feet. Rosa runs at her with a handspring elbow attack and then a facecrusher. Then she waits for Robin to get back up. Robin is back up, and Rosa hits her with the Northern Lights Driver. She goes for the cover.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, Rosa!
*The ref raises Rosa's hand in victory. Rosa turns and stares at Chrysta. Chrysta is staring back coldly until she and Ms. White head to the back*
*Cut to next segment*
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Feb 25, 2006 19:33:10 GMT -5
(CUT TO RATINGS, MAXX AWESOME & ERIK MAJORS are seen inside the arena. They enter a VIP skybox, where catered food & six beautiful women await them. They briefly socialize with they women & take their seats at the front of the box, where they await for the next match/segment to begin.)
FADE OUT
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Feb 25, 2006 20:58:37 GMT -5
*Strike Force is standing in the ring with their music playing saluting the crowd, the crowd is cheering gut not as hard as usual. The get down off of their respective turnbuckles and move over to talk to each other. They stare at the ramp as Lillian Garcia stands and introduces them.*
Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, Tito Santana and Rick Martel, Strike Force!
*They turn to the crowd and get a pop. They go for more but are interrupted by ICP’s-Halls of Illusion, Jacola comes out by himself and raises his arms. He looks toward the ramp as Sever pushes Deamon out the curtain. Deamon is now walking down the ramp by himself followed by his brothers.*
Lillian: and now entering with their brother Deamon, Sever and Jacola, the COHLNS!
*Sever and Jacola slide into the ring as Deamon goes to sit in a chair over by ringside. The crowd cannot tell if he is depressed about his loss to Eddie Omega or about the mystery women that is following him. Sever and Jacola talk for a second and send out Jacola to start against Tito.*
The bell rings
Jacola looks back at Sever as Tito begins to prepare for his attack. Tito moves forward but is met by Jacola snapping into action and clotheslining Tito. Sever laughs as Jacola picks Tito back up and tosse him into the ropes. As Tito returns to his starting point Jacola grabs him and hit’s a backbreaker on his knee. Tito is rolling in pain as Jacola begins to stomp on Tito as Sever laughs maniacally in the corner. Jacola moves back a little bit to let Tito crawl to Rick to tag him in Jacola stands back to watch him as he gets closer to the turnbuckle. As Tito gets close enough to tag Rick Jacola runs over and stomps Tito in the back. He picks him up and tosses Tito into the corner Sever is at. Jacola kicks Rick and distracts the ref. Sever gets a couple good punches in on Tito as he lies in the corner. Jacola returns to Tito as Rick lands on the outside of the ring. Jacola takes Tito and preps him for a suplex. He locks him up and lifts him, only to see him drop to the mat with a thunderous crash. Jacola seems fine but he walks over and tags in Sever. Sever goes straight for the top rope and turns. He jumps and hit’s a moonsault on Tito as Rick begins to climb back into the ring. Jacola see this and walks toward him. Rick tries to punch Jacola but Jacola catches the punch and tosses Rick back out of the ring. As Sever continues his flurry of punches and kicks on Tito. Jacola climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. Rick gets up and Jacola jumps, meeting him on the outside of the ring with a Flying clothesline. Sever then takes Tito and turns him around. He grabs his head like he is going for a stunner, but instead he runs up the ropes and flips over Tito. He lands on his feet and lifts Tito over him and drops him on his stomach. Sever moves over and pins Tito.
1... 2... 3! The bell rings!
Lillian: Here are your winners, The Cohlns!
*Jacola and Sever celebrate in the ring. Then the mystery women comes running down the ramp. She grabs Deamon and runs backstage. Jacola points at her and him and Sever un backstage. Jacola makes his way out of the arena but as Sevr tries to exit Scott Andrews comes out of nowhere and clothelines Sever as he runs. The crowd goes nuts as Scott stands over Sever’s body and the camera fades out.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 25, 2006 22:01:05 GMT -5
Scott Andrews is being held back as Sever is going aftre Deamon.
"Sever! At Freek Show I swear I'll make you regret ever betraying the Risen Devil! And that's the truth!"
Scott quickly breaks ut and kicks Sever in the gut before being dragged off by security.
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Post by Chrysta on Feb 26, 2006 2:08:38 GMT -5
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first...Luna VACHON!
*Luna makes her way down to the ring.*
Chimel: And her opponent-
*Senzafine plays a sChrysta and Ms. White make their way out to the arena and head towards the ring.
Chimel: From Juno, Alaska, being accompanied to the ring by Ms. White...the Ice Queen, Chrysta RAGNAL!
*Chrysta steps into the ring, and Luna immediately knocks her down. As Chrysta gets up, Luna whips her into the ropes and hits her with a clothesline. Luna looks for a leg drop, but Ms. White comes into the ring and hits Luna in the back with a steel chair. Ms. White helps Chrysta up, and Chrysta goes to the top rope and hits a Falling Icicle to Luna, and goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
Michael Cole gets into the ring, mic in hand.
COLE:Chrysta, I think it's safe to ask why you were so interested in Rosa's match you decided to come out and watch it? What interest do you have in Rosa?
Chrysta: If you must know, Michael, since Dear Linda has abolished the Connection and myself from getting involved with her 'family', I have taken it upon myself to go into the title picture for the Girl Next Door. However, for me to do that, I must take down one of our other well established girls in EWT...the on they call Rosa. And Ms. Rosa has only seen a taste of what shall come when we meet. Don't expect your everyday wrestling match, Rosa. Because I assure you, when you get into the ring, you WILL be fighting under the Frozen Code.This week, and last week also, are only a taste of what you can expect...when hell! Freezes! Over!
*Senzafine plays, and Chrysta and Ms. White head into the back area.*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 26, 2006 4:05:23 GMT -5
(Spyke is shown backstage watching a tape of Dr. Insaneo’s interview. The head of the Minnie Mouse costume can be seen behind him.)
Spyke: *smirking* Seems someone is a little jealous of my moves, huh?
(Camera pans to the left to reveal Minnie Mouse standing behind him, the head of the person inside the costume cannot be seen.)
Spyke: Here, put your head on. (Picks up Minnie head) I don’t want your identity to be revealed yet, at least not until Freek Show.
(Minnie steps off-camera, Spyke continues to watch the interview)
Spyke: He shouldn’t be much of a problem to dispose of, assuming he fights me like a man and doesn’t cheap shot me again.
(Minnie steps back into camera view and nods in agreement)
Spyke: Well, at Freek Show he’ll learn why not to mess with my moves!
(Spyke turns on radio and begins to dance, Minnie joins in)
Spyke: Wow! That’s pretty good! (Continues dancing)
(Faintly, in the background, Disco Inferno’s music can be heard)
Spyke: Oh, my match is up next. You ready?
(We then cut to the ring area where Disco Inferno is already in the ring, waiting for Spyke.)
(“Rock Your Body” by Justin Timberlake hits, as Spyke jumps out from behind the curtain, with Minnie Mouse not far behind)
Lillian: Making his way to the ring, along with Minnie Mouse, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 225 lbs… SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
(The crowd pops as Spyke stops in the middle of the entrance way to breakdance, and then chrges towards the ring.)
(Bell sounds)
Spyke stares down Disco. Disco says, “C’mon, bring it!” Spyke charges towards Disco like he’s gonna spear him, but then rises up and surprises Disco with a clothesline. Disco falls to the mat, but gets to his feet quickly. Spyke hits Disco with some rights, before whipping Disco into the ropes. Disco bounces off the ropes, and right into a high angle dropkick from Spyke, which connects with the face of Disco. Disco falls to the mat holding his face. Spyke goes to pick up Disco, but Disco captures him into a Small Package.
1…
Spyke kicks out after a quick one, and leaps to his feet. Spyke stands by the ropes waiting for Disco to get up. Disco gets to one knee, and Spyke hits a Shining Wizard. Disco falls again and Spyke goes for the quick cover.
1… 2…
Disco kicks out at 2. Spyke picks up Disco bounces him off one rope and whips him into another, but Disco counters the whip, and whips Spyke into the ropes. Spyke bounces off the ropes and is met with a hip toss by Disco. Spyke begins to stand, but Disco forces him to the mat and connects with some right hands to the head of Spyke. Disco picks Spyke up so that he is in a seated position and locks on a sleeper hold. Spyke looks groggy as Disco locks the hold on harder. Minnie is on the outside, pounding the mat trying to motivate Spyke. The ref picks up Spyke's arm, it drops.
1!
The ref picks his arm up again, it drops.
2!
The ref picks Spyke’s hand up a third time.
It drops halfway. Spyke starts to come to. He makes it to his feet and hits a snapmare on Disco. Disco is in a seated position. Spyke bounces off the ropes in front of Disco and hits a flipping neckbreaker on Disco. Spyke hops onto the second rope, and hits a knee drop on Disco, getting him square in the forehead. Spyke picks up Disco, and hits his finishing move, the SwedeDT! Disco goes crashing down to the mat, and Spyke makes the quick cover.
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The bell sounds, and we have a winner! Minnie is on the outside jumping excitedly.
Lillian: Your winner! SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
Spyke asks Lillian for the mic.
Spyke: Dr. Insaneo! This will be the fate you will suffer at Freek Show! You put me in the hospital! But your are gonna have to do a lot more than that to keep me down! I am so lucky that it is gonna be a No-Disqualification match, because that means that there will be nothing to hold me back from completely destroying you. And when I’m done, I’ll be dancing, as usual. But I’ll be dancing on someone’s grave. That grave will be yours, Dr. Insaneo! And the headstone will read, “Here Lies the Career of Dr. Insaneo!”
(Crowd pops and a small “Spyke! Spyke! Spyke!” chant breaks out. Spyke drops the mic, and he and Minnie make their way to the back, Spyke displays an evil smile and dances on stage shouting, “I’ll be doing this on your grave, Dr. Insaneo!”)
(Cut to commercial for the incredibly un-funny “Date Movie.”)
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Post by paulpodanski on Feb 26, 2006 4:26:21 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is a quarter finals match in the EWT #1 Contendor's Tournament!!!
Sugar Hill's Jump on it starts up and out runs the first man.
Announcer: Introducing first... from Rochester New York, weighing in at 210 pounds... Dr. Insaneo!!!
Dr. Insaneo runs down tothe ring and hops over the ropes... getting some pretty heavy boos from the crowd. He doesn't seem to care though.
Soon, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor cranks up and crowd starts cheering non stop as Insaneo's opponents walks out.
Announcer: And the opponent, from Birmingham Alabama... weighing in at 312 pounds... he is the self proclaimed Drunken Demon... Paul Podanski!!!
Paul looks out to the crowd and gives his usual salute, then charges down the ramp... entering the ring and taking off his jacket, tossing it to some kid in the audience. But before he can turn around, Insaneo tries to take an early advantage, nailing Paul with a clothsline to the back. He grunts, hunching over as Insaneo starts hitting him with some forearms to the back... to try and take him out early. Paul however... keeps his footing, turning around slowly and looking at Insaneo... then taking him down with a stiff punch to the face!
Insaneo groans as Paul starts stomping away, focusing on the chest of Insano... laying those massive boots of his into him. Insaneo groans... roling out of the way eventually... Paul looking down and running back against the ropes... then taking advantage and hitting the senton... almost squashing Insaneo... as he goes for the first cover of the match. 1....2...
Insaneo manages to kick out. Paul lifts him to his feet and into a scoop slam to the mat. Insaneo groans as Podanski leaps up... going for a leg drop to the neck... but Insaneo rolls out of the way just in time. Paul groans, as he lands. The Dr. quickly gets up, taking advantage and charging forward... nailing a soccer kick to Paul's skull!!! Yowza!
Paul snaps back, head hitting the mat. He groans, holding his neck as Insaneo stomps furiously at that area... Podanski a bit too dazed to do anything about it. Insaneo grins manically and lits Paul to his feet... then goes for a suplex... Paul's too heavy. Insaneo shrugs and instead nails a DDT... and into a cover of his own. 1.....2....
But Paul kicks out this time. Insaneo looks pissed. He grabs the referee by his shirt collar and shakes him a bit. Referee Lee threatens to disqualify him... so he lets up. He instead goes down to the mat... trying to apply a rear naked choke... and put more pressure on Paul's neck. However, he can't seem to get his legs around paul's fat body. He decides to apply the submission anyway.
Paul acks and groans... as he feels insaneo torguing back on his neck. He holds it in pain, rolling around slowly on the mat, the doctor continuing to wrench. Paul groans... trying to roll onto his front... and after a few tries... he manages to do so. Insaneo... looks a bit surprised... locking the hold on tighter. Paul however.... reaches behind him and tosses him off his back... while sitting down and slamming him into the mat. Insaneo groans as Paul gets to his feet... then reaches down, lifting Insaneo up from behind and into a german suplex! He gets a nice pop as he goes for another cover. 1.....2....
Insaneo once again kicks out. Paul groans... a bit annoyed. He gets to his feet... lifting up Insaneo as he does and lifting him... perhaps going for the Manhattan Drop... but Insaneo resists and counters... taking Paul down with a mid air bulldog... taking him back down to the mat!!! Insaneo smiles getting to his feet and then leaps up... with a double stomp on the back of Paul's neck! The crowd cringes a bit... as Paul yelps out in pain.
Insaneo laughs a bit as the crowd boos. He goes for a second stomp... and nails it... Paul once again gasping out in agony. Insaneo thinks a bit... then sits Paul up...giving him a swift kick to the back of his neck again... Paul once again groaning in pain. Insaneo decides that's enough and goes for a pin. 1.....2....
NO! Paul gets the shoulder up. Insaneo looks pretty shocked! He gets to his feet... signaling for... The Death Lock!!! He walks over and quickly tries to apply it... but in desperation... Paul grabs him for a roll up! 1...2....
But Insaneo kciks out of it. Paul groans again... favoring his neck still. Insaneo siganls again and this time... sucessfully locks in the STF! Paul acks and screams out in agony... his neck in roaring pain. However... he refuses to tap out... tying to hold on... as he slwoly crawls towards the ropes... trying to reach them. Insaneo however... somehow manages to hold him back.
Insaneo keeps the hold locked on... but keeps making it tighter and more painful with each passing second. However... Paul continues to crawl towards the ropes... desperately trying to reach them... this time Insaneo can't stop him. He grabs the ropes... 1....2....3......4.... Insaneo waits to the last second to break the hold.
However... the damage has been done. Paul continues holding his neck... as Insaneo drags him slowly back to the center and attempts to lock the hold on again... but Paul uses his feet and sends him reeling back. Insaneo acks as Paul rises to his feet... himself quickly doing so. Paul looks at his opponents and charges forward, taking him down with a clothesline. Insaneo quickly gets to his feet... only to get pummelled by Paul's fists... making him groan and stumble back. After a few punches, Paul irish whips him, then catches him with the move he failed to his last time... Manhattan Drop!!! Insaneo groans... holding his... cotton balls and bouncing up and down. Paul then lifts him up high... it's time for the seldom used classic... The Appauler!!! Podanski holds him up for at least fifteen seconds... before slamming him down hard. Insaneo groans as Paul goes for the cover. 1....2....
NO! NO! Insaneo kicks out this time. Paul looks at him... unable to believe it. He quickly goes for a stomp, but Insaneo catches his leg and hits him with a low blow... the referee unable to see it. Paul goes wide eyed and drops down to his knees... then to the mat. Insaneo smirks and goes for the cover. 1....2....
Again NO! Paul get's the shoulder up right before the three count! Insaneo can't believe it. A second cover... 1.....2
Paul get's the shoulder up. Insaneo looks absolutely pissed. He lifts Paul up... whipping him into the nearest turnbuckle Paul slamming hard against it. Insaneo then walks over... hauling Paul up onto the top turnbuckle and... you've gotta be kidding me... Insaneo goes for The Cure... but instead of dropping Paul to the mat... he drops him to the outside!!! The crowd starts up a Holy S***!!! Holy S***!!! chant... as Insaneo smirks... the referee going to check up on Paul. He smirks... standing in the middle of the ring... waiting for a almost certain count out... and his victory.
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PAUL GETS TO HIS FEET!!! Somehow... someway... he has enough energy to get up after that sick sick move.
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Paul enters the ring before the referee can count him out. Insaneo tugs furiously at his hair in frustration!!! He runs over and leaps up high, nailing an elbow drop to the heart of Paul... and then going for another cover. 1.....2.....
No!!! Paul again gets the shoulder up... just barely. Insaneo gets up again... lifting Paul to his feet and irish whipping him... with a bit of strain, but paul counters! Insaneo comes running off the ropes and back... Paul catching him and slamming him down with a spinebuster!!! Paul goes for the desperation cover. 1....2.....
But no... he didn't hook the leg, so Insaneo manages to kick out. Paul groans again, but rises to his feet... dusting himself off and... pointing to the turnbuckle!!! The crowd cheers! Paul climbs utop and then leaps off... going for Aggravated Paulsault...
But Insaneo rolls out of the way just in time. Paul slams hard into the mat. Insaneo rolls over and hooks the leg of Paul. This one's over. 1.....2......
Or is it?! THe referee gets yanked out of the ring. Insaneo waits for the three... but nothing. He gets to his feet... looking otuside at a dazed referee... yelling. But little does he know that Spyke Johanson has snuck in from the crowd... after tugging the referee out of the ring... climbing in and sneaking up. He grabs Insaneo and hits the SwedeDT!!! Insaneo hits the mat hard... as Spyke rolls out of the ring... waking up the referee and rolling him into the ring.
Paul meanwhile rolls over and drapes an arm across Insaneo... as the referee counts. 1......2.....
3!!! Thanks to Spyke... Paul is going to the next round.
Announcer: Here is your winner... who will advance to the next round... Paul Podanski!!!
The crowd cheers.... as Paul slowly struggles to his feet... having his hand raised and grins wide... as Insaneo comes to just in time to see that he just got screwed out of the tournament.
Paul holds his neck... exitting the ring not really sure how he won... but hey, he doesn't really care too much.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
Posts: 3,062
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Post by Limey on Feb 26, 2006 4:54:25 GMT -5
*"She's Got Issues" hits. Carla O Woe makes her way out to a large-sized pop. She throws up the horns as Chimel announces her.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Making her way to the ring, from Rochester, New Hampshire...Carla O Woe!!!
*Carla slides into the ring, and appeals to the crowd on the ropes, throwing up the horns.*
*"OH, MAH SWEET BERTHA FAYE..." hits, and Bertha Faye skips out, clad in her crazy trailer park get-up.*
Chimel: Aaaaand her opponent, from "the trailer park"...BERTHA FAYE!!!
*Bertha gets into the ring, and makes a "cute" pose. The bell rings, and Carla and Bertha circle each other...before Carla extends her hand. Bertha accepts this...and then tries a huge clothesline...Carla ducks, and catches Bertha with a gutwrench before dropping her with a rolling prawn hold!*
1, 2,
*Kickout by Bertha Faye, who sends Carla to the ropes. Carla bounces off and runs back at Bertha, who nails her with a spinebuster! Bertha then goes for the cover!*
1, 2..
*Carla kicks out! Bertha picks Carla up by the head, and grabs her by the throat, shoving her into the corner. Bertha then takes a few steps back...and then runs at Carla with an Avalanche splash...Carla ducks out of the way, meaning Bertha hits nothing but turnbuckle!! Bertha backs off, stunned, to be hit with a roll-up from Carla...that turns into an application of the Devil Lock!!! Bertha, with nowhere to go, quickly taps!!!*
Winner: Carla O Woe!
*Post-match, Carla helps Bertha up, and congratulates her. Bertha looks destitute, but accepts this, applauds Carla, and leaves the ring. Carla goes for the micophone to a loud pop.*
Carla: When I held the GND Title...I was honoured to be called champion of EWT's illustrious GND Division!
*The crowd chant "GND!!" at this*
Carla: And When Oceanic locked me in These Arms Are Snakes...and made me tap out...to tell the truth, I was a little upset at first...but then I realised...there's no shame in being beaten by the best....and I have no shame in saying that Oceanic is the best in the GND Division right now.
*The crowd pop for this.*
Carla: But at Freek Show...we'll see just how much BETTER I've become. Oceanic...you're a great champion, and one hell of a HUMAN BEING, which is more than I can say for one HOLLY VAUGHN...
*The crowd "Ooooh" at this*
Carla: ...but I'm always ready to prove myself to the GND Division...to the fans...and to myself. You and I...we'll prove that the code of the GND will always be the right way...and that sick, psychotic lackeys like Holly Vaughn will...
*Carla gets interrupted when HOLLY VAUGHN NAILS HER WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!! Carla falls to her knees, dropping the microphone! Holly then drops the chair, and looks cautiously at Carla before Carla turns to face Holly...Holly picks her up...LIMEY RUSHES THE RING!!! Holly instinctively drops Carla, and exits the ring, very quickly. Holly has a microphone with her, and speaks into it, with Limey seeing to the wounded Carla.*
Holly: Miss Woe...what I desire is your attention...thus far you have simply chosen to dismiss me in favour of your misguided honour...I felt the need to remind you of my abilities...and how they can affect you. Until we meet again...miss Woe.
*Holly leaves to the back as "Ich Will" plays over the system. Carla furiously stares down Holly as we fade to a commercial.*
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Feb 26, 2006 10:20:26 GMT -5
(CUT TO the VIP Skybox where RATINGS, MAXX AWESOME, ERIK MAJORS & the beautiful ladies share a toast of champagne. After they all take a swig, the ELITE begin to comment their opinions about the action they've seen in the ring tonight. They continue to do so while waiting for the next match/segment.)
FADE OUT
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Feb 26, 2006 11:31:12 GMT -5
In the ring Lillian is announcing for the next match
LILLIAN: The following match is a Number One Contender's Tournament bout ... Introducing first he weighs in at around 400 pounds and stands over 7ft tall he is ... Mr. Big!!
Some heavy metal music begins to play with the occasional deep voiced shouting of 'BIG' thrown in ... and out from the back comes Mr. Big ... he heads to the ring and waits in one corner
LILLIAN: .. and his opponent ailing from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin .. he weighs in at around 140 pounds .. he is Curly Long!!
The 'Moving on Up' Music plays as Curly Long appears from backstage ... he has a microphone in his hand and begins to speak as he heads to the ring
CURLY: Hey Everyone!
A loud 'VLB' Chant starts up
CURLY: Yeah whatever you slack-jawed fools! ... I just have to say one thing before you see a true bout of skill between myself and Big ...
Curly climbs the steps and enters the ring
CURLY: ... Rag Dolls! ... what you saw earlier was the start of your final road ... yes thats right those Tag Titles will be around our waists soon enough! ... not because we will beat you at Freek Show ... but because it is fate! ...
Crowd Boos Curly
CURLY: No not mumbo-jumbo style fate or even a maniflex destiny kind of fate .... but instead cold hard factual fate ... you wanna know why? ... because no one remains after you fight with the Curly one!
More boo's descend from the audience
CURLY: You disagree? ... where is Pza and The Balance of Power? .. Gone! ... Where is You Gene? .. Crippled and Gone! ... Where are Raskall & Trunk? .. Gone! ... where is Psychoapeguy? .. Gone! ..
The crowd is really laying into Curly, but he ignores it
CURLY: and who did they fight last in the EWT ...ME! ... hell even our beloved General Manager Tommi Bishoff had to leave for a month and then change his name because he tangled with me!! .... So Ragnals! ... one way or another I'll take those Titles ... even if they are just handed to Me and Big when you are .... GONE!
Curly throws the mike away and nods to the Referee saying he's ready ... Mr. Big and Curly face one another from across the ring
Bell Rings
They look at one another, Mr. Big clenches a fist as Curly hops up and down like a wannabe Rocky! ... Mr. Big then falls to the floor like a tree and Curly covers ...
Joey Styles: What the hell is that? .. he hasn't even touched him! .. is this how Curly intend to get to the next round ... its Despicable!
The Referee however refuses to make the count! ... Curly looks at the Ref and says make the count .. the Ref just shakes his head ... Curly is up and in the Ref's face arguing! .. the referee is saying there has to be some contact between the participants! ... Mr. Big bends down to whisper something in Curly's ear .. Curly grins and nods ...
JOEY STYLES: Now What?
Curly lightly slaps Big in the face .. Mr. Big sells it like he was punched in the face with a hammer! .. The Referee can't believe it, he really isn't impressed with this! ... Mr. Big stumbles around the ring due to the force of th light slap ... Curly climbs the to the top rope as Mr. Big stands around dazed! ... Curly is about to leap ...
Wait the Ragnals are here!! .. they jumped the barricade!
The Referee has seen the Ragnals first and he takes a walk to the outside ... Curly leaps with a cross-body ... but the Ragnals have grabbed Big by his feet and pulled him to the outside! .. Curly Long crashes to he mat. Mr. Big takes a swipe at Joe but Joe dodges as Mike nails Big with a Chair shot! .. Mr. Big is still standing but clearly knocked for a loop! ... Joe has a Chair now too! ... Double standing Conchairto to Mr. Big!! ... Mr. Big is busted open, he falls but is held up by the side of the ring .. the Ragnals push him back into the centre of the ring as they both mount the Turnbuckles! ... Flying Knee Drop and Splash combo!! by the Ragnals to Mr. Big! ... He's down and out ... Curly is back up ... Ragnalrok to Curly!!
JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD!! .. Ragnals running Amok!!
Mike and Joe high-five and then drag Mr. Big over Curly .. the Referee comes in and makes the count ...
1,2,3.
LILLIAN GARCIA: Your winner by Pinfall Mr. Big!!
Mr. Big and Curly remain out for the count on the ring floor ... The Two Ragnals leave to a huge cheer from the audience and a loud 'Ragnals' chant!
Cut to commercial
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Feb 26, 2006 13:08:55 GMT -5
(CUT TO RATINGS, MAXX AWESOME & ERIK MAJORS heading to arean parking lot up front along with the six ladies from the VIP Skybox. A EWT announcer catches up to them while THE ELITE assist the ladies getting into the limo.)
EWT ANNOUNCER: "Ratings! Ratings from KPW! I was hoping to get a word with you before you go."
(RATINGS pauses while he looks at MAXX & ERIK, then turns to the announcer with a cocky grin on his face.)
RATINGS: "Shoot."
EWT ANNOUNCER: "Well, you're presence here tonight will surely catch some waves in the wrestling media..."
RATINGS: (snickers) "You're right about that. Because no matter where I go, people watch me. It doesn't matter if they like me or they despise me, for they will always tune in to whatever channel to see what I do next. That's why I'm called Ratings, because that's what I bring."
EWT ANNOUNCER: "I see. Well, anyway, what did you think about tonight's show?"
RATINGS: "To be honest, I was quite impressed. I believe I speak for my associates here when I say that we all had an enjoyable time. I think EWT can someday possibly become the #2 wrestling promotion in the world, right behind the promotion I put on the map. KPW.
EWT ANNOUNCER: "Umm... okay. One last question, is your appearance here tonight have anything to do with controversy that EWT superstar Outlaw Chris James cause earlier this week at a KPW event."
(All three ELITE members snicker in amusement)
RATINGS: "By Outlaw Chris James, are you referring to that who tries to be like yours truly. By Outlaw Chris James, you mean the guy who can only get one girl who probably came at a high price. By Outlaw Chris James, are you speaking about the person who thinks he can show waltz right into KPW and claim to be the best? I dare not dirty my hands with pathetic garbage like him. However I was hoping you could deliver a message to the person who is in charge of this promotion. Do you think you can do that?"
(The announcer nods and RATINGS becomes serious)
RATINGS: "Tell them to keep their b**** on a tighter leash. Because that guy is walking on dangerous grounds when he messes with me, the Elite, and KPW."
(RATINGS turns to MAXX & ERIK)
RATINGS: "Come on boys. The clubs await."
(The three get into the limo as techno music can be heard inside. The limo drives off leaving the announcer and the arena behind.)
FADE OUT
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Feb 26, 2006 14:32:31 GMT -5
Memo From the Offices of Toom E Dangerously:
We here at the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation do not condone nor advocate the actions of Outlaw Chris James & his recent actions towards the KPW. The KPW is a fine promotion who has done many great ventures on their own & we wish them luck in the future.
Although, if Mr. James continues to show up on KPW telecasts claiming to represent the EWT, as well as using the EWT Tri-State Championship in these segments, his contract will be deemed null & void here in the EWT, the Tri-State Championship stripped from his waist, & he will be terminated from EWT's employment.
At this time, Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation does not wish for any "Invasion" style tactics that helped ruin the WCW/WWF/ECW storyline of yesterday. We wish to continue on our own course & wish KPW nothing but the best as well. There is room for 2 promotions in the business, unlike what Vince McMahon leads fans to believe.
Thank you Toom E Dangerously CEO & Founding Father Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Feb 26, 2006 19:25:34 GMT -5
*Cut to the arena for the next match*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a #1 Contenders Tournament match to determine the #1 contender for the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, A-Bomb!
*A-Bomb walks out and is booed by many fans, but he doesn't care. He gets into the ring and motions that he'll will be the next EWT Champion. Then "Gas Power" hits*
RA: And his opponent, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline walks out to thunderous cheers. He hi-fives fans on the way to the ring. He steps over the ropes and raises a fist in the air. But then he's attacked from behind by A-Bomb*
The bell rings to start the match. A-Bomb is pummeling Gas in the corner. Next he stomps a mudhole in him. The ref pulls him back, allowing Gas to get back to his feet. He grabs A-Bomb and tosses him into the corner. He uses elbow and knee attacks and chokes A-Bomb with his foot. Gas whips him to the opposite corner. A-Bomb blocks Gas's charge with an elbow. He capitalizes by getting to the middle rope and taking Gas down with a bulldog. He goes for a cover.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out with authority. He takes A-Bomb down with a hard clothesline. He follows that up with a pumphandle slam. Next he performs a delayed vertical suplex. He runs to the ropes to hit a leg drop and covers A-Bomb.
1... 2...
A-Bomb kicks out. Gas picks him up and does a gorilla press slam. A-Bomb rolls to the outside to take a breather. Gas runs to the ropes and dives at him at ringside. Gas gets A-Bomb to his feet and bangs his head on the steel steps a few times. Then he picks him up and throws him back into the ring. Gas gets back in the ring to cover A-Bomb.
1... 2...
A-Bomb kicks out again. Gas walks over to pick him up, but is taken down with a drop toe hold. A-Bomb takes control with a jumping arm breaker. Next he hits an STO. He then picks up Gas from behind and hits a sitdown powerbomb for a pin.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. A-Bomb picks him up and rams him shoulder first into the ringpost. Next he hits an atomic drop, followed by a German suplex pin.
1... 2...
Gas gets the shoulder up. A-Bomb hits a snapmare followed by a dropkick. Then he applies a rear naked choke. Chants of "LET'S GO GAS!" start to break out. Gas looks to be fading away, but then he starts to stand up. He backs A-Bomb into the corner, forcing him to break the hold. A-Bomb runs at him and is met with a spinebuster. With both men down, the ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Both men are now back up. They exchange punches until Gas gets the upper hand. He whips A-Bomb to the ropes for a big back body drop. He then takes him down with a couple of clotheslines and a big boot. He picks up A-Bomb and hits a sidewalk slam. He goes for the pin.
1... 2...
A-Bomb kicks out. He surprises Gas with a jawbreaker and takes advantage with a T-Bone Suplex. He then climbs the ropes and hits a 450 splash. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. A-Bomb signals for his finisher and the crowd boos. But all of a sudden...
I'll show you, you'll see!
Stevie Richards walks out toward the ring with a chair. He gets into the ring, but A-Bomb backs off. But Stevie was aiming for him anyway, as he hits Gas with the chair. The ref calls for the bell.
RA: Here is your winner by disqualification, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*A-Bomb looks pissed and gets in Stevie's face*
A-Bomb: What the hell did you do that for? You cost me the match!
Stevie: I was just giving you a taste of your own medicine. After what you pulled with me, I had to teach you a lesson.
A-Bomb: Hey, I was doing whatever I had to do to win. Nothing personal.
Stevie: Nothing personal? You CHEATED in our match to win. To me, that's personal.
A-Bomb: Oh, so now you're going to be a baby about it, huh?
Stevie: What's gotten into you? It's like you're a totally different person.
A-Bomb: You're right. I am a different person. Say goodbye to Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky A-Bomb. This more aggressive A-Bomb is here to stay.
*A-Bomb leaves the ring and heads to the back. Stevie shakes his head*
*Cut to a commercial advertising Freek Show*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Feb 26, 2006 19:28:09 GMT -5
We are backstage next to the entrance to Disney and Sum Guy is standing by with Triple H
SUM GUY: Hi I'm Sum Guy and I like Peter Gabriel's song .. Sledgehammer .. with me today is all round performer Triple H ... so first things first .. do you like Peter Gabriel's music too?
Triple H drinks some water from a bottle and spits it in Sum Guy's face
TRIPLE H: What the hell is this make fun of Triple H day? .. get the hell out of here!
Triple H boots Sum Guy out of the picture and takes the mike
TRIPLE H: Every week its the same ... every week some punk kid comes up to me and asks ... "Hey, Triple H when you going to appear on EWT?" ... and every week I tell them the same thing ... when I damm well please! ... Now this week I got a phone call from Toomi asking if I would do a one show appearance against a top talent here ... so I said sure who's getting the Pedigree this time? ... and he said some Maelstrom guy. Fair enough I thought me a ...
Triple H mockingly counts his fingers a few times
TRIPLE H: an umpteen time WWE Champion vs this Maelstrom guy ... I checked up on him ... he's won a couple of titles here .. he's nearly 7ft and an all round athlete ... but you know what I also found ... I found that he's not on my level .. he's no where near! .. so when the lights come on and the music plays he'll think he knows what he's in for when we meet in the ring ...
Triple H steps closer to the camera
HHH: .. but he'll have to look into the eyes of the Game. He'll have to look into the eyes of the greatest wrestler in this business, and he will know he is ready to lose. Tonight I confirm the fact that I will wrestle as one of the greatest to step foot in that ring! Tonight I confirm the fact in the EWT the king of kings goes back on his throne! .... because I'm that Damm Goo ...
A hand snatches the microphone out of Triple H's hand .... Its Maelstrom!
MAELSTROM: Your what? ... that Damm Good ...
TRIPLE H: Hell you said it .. see you in the ring ...
Triple H goes to walk off but Maelstrom grabs his arm
MAELSTROM: Hold on there ... the Tide isn't turning just yet ... So you say your that Damm Good? ... in fact that your the greatest? ... that you've beaten them all?
Triple H does a classic smug smirk at these comments
MAELSTROM: ... Well if your so damm good, why the hell did you use the same Promo you used on RAW last week? ... and the week before ... oh and the week before that? ..
Terri just happens to walk by and hands Maelstrom a piece of paper
MAELSTROM: wait whats this? .. you're going to use it again next week?
Triple H isn't happy with that comment and now its Maelstrom's turn to smirk
MAELSTROM: Listen up Hunter ... I expect in that ring for you to put up a hell of a fight ... but if you think you can just waltz into the EWT and get a quick victory to your already overloaded trophy cabinet ... think again! ... for you see ... The Tide Will Turn!!
The two men go nose to nose as we fade out to a commercial
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Feb 26, 2006 20:55:00 GMT -5
Bobby Cruiz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall & is part of the third round of the No1 Contender’s Tournament.
Hallelujah! Plays & Flex makes his way to the ring. He gets his usual negative reaction. He admonishes the crowd as he gets into the ring.*
BC: Introducing first, from Nuremburg, Germany, weighing in at 330 lbs he is Flex Magnificent!
*Flex poses for the crowd. Party Starter hits & Spaz appears getting a big pop. He makes his way down the ramp.*
BC: And his opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs he is Spaz!
*As Spaz tries to get into the ring Flex, knocks him off the apron. Spaz stands & glares at Flex. The ref keeps Flex back so Spaz can enter the ring. The ref calls for the bell. Flex grabs Spaz & just throws him to the ground. Spaz gets up & charges at Flex who knocks Spaz down with a clothesline. Spaz stands & composes himself. The two try a collar & elbow tie-up but Flex botches it & elbows himself in the head. Spaz laughs & Flex then kicks him in the gut & elbows him in the back of the head until Spaz drops to the ground. Flex pulls him up by the hair & lifts him high above his head & drops him for a backbreaker. Flex tries a cover.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz kick out both men get up & trade punches, Flex grabs Spaz’s arm & whips him into the ropes. Spaz bounces back & Flex looks for a clothesline but Spaz ducks it & quickly hits Flex with a release German Suplex. Spaz is quick to try & lock on the Sydney Cloverleaf but Flex overpowers him & kicks him away. Flex gets up & Spaz dropkicks him down again. He gets up again & Spaz dropkicks him again. Flex gets up & he looks angry he punches Spaz hard in the face & Spaz drops like a sack of spuds. Flex shakes his fist in pain & smiles. He picks Spaz up & hits a Sidewalk Slam he tries another cover.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz shows his fighting spirit. Flex pulls Spaz up by his hair but out of nowhere Spaz plants Flex with a Down Under DDT! He slowly hooks the leg.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Flex powers out of the cover. Both men get up & Flex whips Spaz off the ropes again. He clotheslines Spaz to the mat & poses for the crowd. Flex is getting cocky, but as he is posing Spaz is up, Flex doesn’t see Spaz charge & Chop Block his knee. Flex goes down hard & Spaz applies a Sydney Cloverleaf! Flex is screaming & Spaz is applying more pressure. He has the hold for at least 10 seconds before Flex is able to reach out & grasp the bottom rope. Spaz releases the hold, rolls Flex over & tries another cover.*
1 2 ROPESBREAK!
*Flex is still too close to the ropes. Spaz gets up & lifts Flex to his feet. Spaz tries to set him up for The Shockwave but Flex fights back with big punches. He sends Spaz reeling & Flex charges & nails a big Spear on Spaz! The impact is heard around the arena & Flex tries a cover.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz kicks out! Flex is shocked. He gets up & shakes his head. Spaz is not in good shape he is lying flat on his back. Flex climbs the second rope & waits for Spaz to get up as he does he jumps & levels Spaz with a Double Axe Handle from the second rope. Spaz crumples to the mat & Flex stands triumphantly. He lifts Spaz up & sets him up for a Stacked Super Slam. But Spaz fights out of it & hits a German Suplex, Spaz slowly gets up & hits a second, followed by a third. The crowd cheer wildly at the recovery from Spaz. He gets up & heads to the corner, Spaz leaps off looking for a Shooting Star Press but Flex gets his knees up. Spaz is down & Flex gets up looking smug. He grabs a fist full of Spaz’s hair & pulls him to his feet. Flex lifts him high above the ground & drops Spaz for a vicious looking Backbreaker. Spaz is down & in a lot of trouble. Flex is congratulating himself when “Apocalypse Please" hits & Maelstrom appears at the top of the ramp! Flex turns & the two stare at each other. Maelstrom points at Flex & makes a throat cutting motion. Flex starts heading towards the ropes to go after Maelstrom when Spaz rolls him up into a Schoolboy from behind.*
1 2 3!
*Spaz managed to hold Flex down just long enough! Party Starter hits & Spaz celebrates.*
BC: Here is your winner, Spaz!
*The crowd goes nuts as Flex gets up. He is furious & he levels the ref Maelstrom is now at ringside congratulating Spaz. Flex rolls out of the ring & the two start brawling. Spaz grabs Flex but Flex knocks him down, Maelstrom & Flex are brawling their way up the ramp when several officials come to try and separate the two men but they are too powerful, the officials get cast aside as they continue to brawl back into the backstage area as we go to commercial.*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Feb 27, 2006 2:45:57 GMT -5
*Sum guy is walking through the hallway of the EWT locker rooms, he seems to have some sort of reason to get somewhere as he is speed walking.*
Sum Guy: Hello I’m some guy and I got a scoop! I don’t know what it is but some guy, not me of course, told me he heard some noises coming out of the Cohln’s locker room! I’m on my way there now.
*He arrives at the door which has a giant Star of the Cohlns spray-painted on it. He knocks twice*
Deamon: Hello? Sever? Jacola? Nah, couldn’t be Jacola, he couldn’t find the damn ring if Sever hadn’t of led him.
Sum Guy: I-I-it’s me Sum Guy.
Deamon: Ah! Punching bag! come on in!
*Sum Guy enters the locker room. Deamon is sitting on the bench looking satisfied with himself.*
Sum Guy: Um.. Yeah, I got word from some stagehands backstage that there were some “odd” noises coming from your locker room.
Deamon: Um.. Yeah, I can explain that, you see I got back from the ring where Heather pulled me out…
Sum Guy: Heather?
Deamon: Yeah, so we came back here, she sit me down and…
*The mystery women comes out of the shower with only a towel on.*
Women: Deamon, honey, I just…OH MY GOD!
*The women runs back into the bathroom to put some clothes on.*
Sum Guy: Was that…?
Deamon: we reconciled…
Sum Guy: Wow, I guess noises were “coming” out of here.
Deamon: Bad joke Sum, bad joke.
Sum Guy: Well, at least you got one up on Billy Ubermark now…
*The mystery women comes back out with the clothes she had on earlier that night. She sits next to Deamon and stares straight at Sum.*
Women: Who is this and why the hell is he in here?
Deamon: This is our punching bag. Hell, Jacola takes one step forward and he pisses himself.
Sum Guy: Is this Heather? Has she been…?
Deamon: Yes this is Heather, yes she did cheat on me before but that’s in the past. Slashan’s god knows where and I’m here making my way up in the EWT, and now I have the girl. What do you call that?
Heather: Oh and just to let you guys know, I have talked to Toomi and I am now officially the manager for the greatest wrestling family ever, The Cohlns!
Deamon: Also, while we were at Toomi’s office I took the liberty of adding two little matches to the Freek Show. One is to end this battle between my brother Sever, and that idiot Scott Andrews. Scott, you made the wrong choice to begin with, and now you want to go after Sever? That’s just asking for more punishment! Punishment for your own stupidity. I asked Toomi to spice this match up a tiny bit. Not only is this a revenge match, but it has one of the most violent stipulations, I myself have ever been in. Scott, you and Sever will go head to head, in a Flaming Tables match. I can’t guarantee your safety, but I can guarantee pain. And speaking of pain I would now like to announce the next match for Freek Show. Now there seems to be a little clan warfare spreading through EWT. Jason Maverick, EN Bunk and the “mis-truster” Scott Andrews seem to be traveling together, plotting some sort of scheme to take on the Family. Well at the Freek Show I am challenging EN Bunk to a match, just to see what you are made of. And I don’t think that match will take that long either.
Heather: And I will be out there with him, to, you know, give him some oral…I mean moral support.
Sum Guy: Well, you heard it here first, Scott Andrews v Sever Cohln and EN Bunk v Deamon Cohln, all of this at EWT…
*The door is bashed in Sever is standing at the door with Jacola.*
Sever: Deamon what the…You didn’t…ah, you did, didn’t you. Goddamnit.
Deamon: Oh come on Sever. She ain’t that bad. Hey, she just signed up to manage us! How does that sound?
Sever: Oh god, oh my dear sweet god.
Jacola: I thought we didn’t have a god?
Sever: Shut up Jacola. Well, screw it, as long as she doesn’t hinder you or the group, I don’t care. Go get yourself a STD or something and just leave me to handle Scott.
Deamon: Well, this interview is over, honey, would you like the first shot?
Sum Guy: On who?
*Heather punches Sum right in the nose. He falls to the ground.*
Jacola: You just got served!
Sever: And that’s the goddamn truth.
*The camera fades on all the Cohlns standing over Sum Guy, Deamon holding Heather by the waist and Jacola nudging Sum with his foot.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Feb 27, 2006 7:31:49 GMT -5
We come back to ringside with The Fink in the ring
THE FINK: The Following match is for one fall …
The lights darken and suddenly the opening chord of Triple H’s music begins to play … “ It’s Time to Play the game .. oohahahhaooahah!” ..
THE FINK: Introducing first from Greenwich, Connecticut .. he weighs in at around 270 pounds … he is ‘The Game’ Triple H!!
Triple H walks out from the curtain spitting water pouring it on his head … he walks to the ring mouthing off at some fans … he takes another swig of water and throws the bottle into the audience … he climbs on the apron and spits out the water like he always does … he then enters the ring as we cut to the backstage area
MAELSTROM: I’m going to drown you at the Freek Show Flex!
We find that several officials are still holding Flex and Maelstrom from brawling against one another ... the two men are still trying to tear each other limb from limb! … Dr. Delavier watches from the side
FLEX: Fish-Monger I vill snap your punvy back !!
MAELSTROM: C’mon Flex lets go right here right now!!
Eventually some EWT security comes to the officials aid and they haul Flex off to somewhere else in the building .. Maelstrom barges past the officials and heads to the ring, Dr. Delavier watches him go. Back in the ring and The Fink begins to announce
THE FINK: … his opponent from the Aquarium .. he weighs in at around the 290 pound mark .. he is Maelstrom !!
… As the words echo around the arena … ‘Apocalypse Please’ starts up ... as the smoke appears on the stage a hush fills the audience … and then it rises and there is Maelstrom! .. the crowd cheers wildly as he heads to the ring … he slides in and goes face to face with the Game!
Bell rings
The two men are almost face to face .. Maelstrom a fair few inches taller is not backing down from the game despite his strong words from earlier …
JOEY STYLE: Hello Everyone … I’m Joey Styles and alongside me a man that won’t be at Freek Show … The Rock!
THE ROCK: Annanana … Joey Styles let the Rock tell you something .. the only reason I won’t be at Freek Show is because the Rock couldn’t make it … so the Millions and Millions of the Rocks fans should fear not …
JOEY STYLES: Well that as maybe but it looks like we’re off!
Back in the ring and Maelstrom and Triple H are trading punches at a terrifying rate .. back and forth .. Maelstrom is gaining the upper hand though … but Triple H brings up a knee slowing the attack and gets in a headlock … he grinds Maelstroms head and then whips him into he ropes and into a hard flying knee! .. cover ..
1,2 ..
Maelstrom kicks out and gets to his feet as Triple H goes for a clubbing blow .. but Maelstrom is there to greet him with a punch to the gut and then a clothesline …Triple H crawls backward to one of the corner posts … he gets up but is greeted by an avalanche type splash by Maelstrom … Maelstrom not wanting to give Hunter any breathing space keeps him corner bound with some shoulder thrusts and whips him hard into the opposite corner post. Triple H hits it hard and Maelstrom is following straight after him with another hard clothesline … Triple H staggers out straight into a suplex by Maelstrom .. cover ..
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Triple H kicks out, Maelstrom lifts Triple H up .. Thumb to the eye by Triple H, which he follows up with a neckbreaker! … Triple H gloats to the audience before covering ..
1,2 ..
Maelstrom throws off Triple H and gets to his feet …Triple H quickly gives Maelstrom another knee to the chest and flings him into the ropes, and then connects with the facebuster to knee. Triple H turns to celebrate his move ..
JOEY STYLES: I don’t think that really did any damage ..
THE ROCK: Your right .. that Jabroni doesn’t know what’s about to hit him!
Triple H turns around straight into a Spinebuster! .. cover ..
1,2,3 …
Triple H barely kicks out as he slowly reaches for the side ropes … Maelstrom stalks him to the side of the ring..
JOEY STYLES: What the Hell is this?
Dr. Delavier is under the ring and he’s given Triple H his Sledgehammer!
Triple H weapon in hand rolls over and cracks Maelstrom in the skull with the Sledgehammer! …The Ref didn’t see it as Maelstrom’s body was blocking his view. Maelstrom falls to the ground his head busted open. Triple H climbs to his feet having discarded his hammer to the outside. Triple H starts hammering away on Maelstrom with some mounted punches .. he then drops a few knees to Maelstrom’s injured back! … and then lifts him up for a pendulum backbreaker, Hunter goes for a cover …
1,2,3 …
Maelstrom kicks out! … Triple H can’t believe it!! .. Triple H is furious and lifts up Maelstrom, a quick kick to the stomach and he sets Maelstrom up for the Pedigree!!
JOEY STYLES: He hits this and it’s Game over for Maelstrom!
No struggle can be seen from Maelstrom the damage to the back must be worse than suspected … Pedigree!! .. cover ..
1,2,3 …
Maelstrom barely raises his shoulder!
JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD! ... He kicked out!! … He Kicked Out!!
Triple H is in shock …he starts to threaten the referee .. Maelstrom starts to stir as the Rock decides to leave the commentary table with a microphone in hand! He goes to the side of the ring, next to where Maelstrom lies ..
THE ROCK: … MAELSTROM! .. The Rock! The People’s Champion! The Bramha Bull! Is telling you this right now … Get the hell up! And layeth the smacketh down on this Jabroni’s Candy Ass!!
A loud “Maelstrom” chant can be heard
Maelstrom begins to get to his feet as the Rock and the crowd wills him on .. Triple H decides to go for another Pedigree … he goes for a midsection kick ... but Maelstrom catches it .. he spins Triple H round and gives Triple H a knee to the face busting Triple H open .. Triple H stumbles straight into Maelstrom’s arms … he lifts him up!! .. spins … 1 ..2 .. 3 .. 4 .. times! .. Vortex Drop!! In the centre of the ring! .. cover ..
1,2,3
Bell Rings
THE FINK: Your winner … MAELSTROM !!
The crowd cheers and chants Maelstrom’s name as we fade out to commercial
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Feb 27, 2006 9:25:09 GMT -5
*We are in the converted Tiki Room. The fans eagerly await EWT action! The American Dream makes his way out to the ring as Tony Chimel announces him. The Dream is dressed in a tight black and yellow jumpsuit and headband. The Dream shakes the hands of many a fan as he makes his way to the ring.*
Chimel: The following contest, scheduled for one-fall, is for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first, from Austin, Texas, weighing in at 302 pounds...The American Dream, DUSTY RHODES!!!!
*Dusty gets into the ring as vintage fans cheer him on.*
*"RIP" hits, and the fans get to their feet. Limey makes his way out, the EWT World Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder.*
Chimel: Aaaaaand his opponent, from LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND, weighing in at "15 Stone", he is the CURRENT, REIGNING, and DEFENDING EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....LIIIIIMEY!!!!!
*Limey gets into the ring, and throws up the horns. Limey signals for the microphone, which Chimel tosses over to him. Limey "warms up the microphone", and then speaks into it to a good ovation.*
Limey: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Tiki-Tiki-Tiki-Tiki Room...WELCOME TO E...W...T!!!
*The fans cheer Limey. Limey then gets serious for a moment.*
Limey: Now, don't think I haven't been noticing the progress of EWT's talent here. The tournament's been some hot stuff...and now it's narrowed down a little. Well, it just so happens that I have a few words for each of the competitors.
SPAZ, we've fought before. You've given me one hell of a battle. I'm not going to lie to you, I would expect nothing less. You've got the technical prowess, the speed, the strength, the charisma, EVERYTHING that a true champion of EWT needs to possess....but I won't be that easy an opponent. Don't think I've gotten overconfident for beating you ONCE. I know if you had even the slightest opportunity, you'd take it...so just keep in mind that I KNOW you've been training hard for this...and I won't disappoint.
*The crowd cheers, and the row of Spazphiles chant "SPAZ!!!!"*
GASOLINE, you and I haven't seen eye to eye on many things in the past. But now...you've become one of my favourite athletes. You're one of the greats now you've realised what a tool HBH can be. You and Rosa...you've earned my respect...as I know you respect me and Carla. Because you know what EWT is all about, Gas. I've felt that powerbomb on so many occasions now...my chiropractor has made a fortune off of me. So you know that as long as I'm champ...I'm not going to let you hit it, mate. I know you'll give me one hell of a fight.
*The Crowd pop for Gasoline, and give him a great chant. One fan holds up her custom-made "GAS POWER" sign.*
MR. BIG...what to say, what to say, what to say....I've faced guys like you before. The bigger they are, the harder they hit...but know this. You can hit the HFD all you like, but I will NEVER be FD!!!!! I WILL NOT DIE...AND NOT IN THAT MATT HARDY EMO WAY!!! Besides which...you're 7 feet tall....and you get slapped around by a little bald midget? Correct me if I'm wrong...isn't that usually the other way around? Well, whatever. The only thing BIG about you is the BIG MISTAKE you'll make if you think you can beat me!! LIFE WILL GIVE...YOU...LIMES!!!!
*The crowd cheer Limey for this, and chant his name.*
VIRUS....I know how rough you can be. You damn near broke my neck on several occasions. You face me, and you'll unload onto me again, this I know for sure. You're one hell of an athlete, and one hell of a performer, and I don't know what Principal Pain is doing in your matches...but I hope you'll do the right thing, Virus. I hope you'll keep our match...as honourable as you kept it the last time.
*The crowd cheer for Virus as Limey looks concerned for the guy.*
PAUL PODANSKI, I've been a fan of yours...in and out of the ring...and you've got a natural talent for pulling through. You've got charisma that knows no bounds, and a knack for getting out of those tough spots. Not even male pattern baldness and a beer gut can keep you down. Just be sure to bring everything you can to our match. Everything from your old school days, to new school, hell...bring pre-school if you learned how to Moonsault there! But just bring it....because I know that you have all the potential...to be part of EWT's greatest match.
*The crowd cheers loudly for Podanski. Limey then nods on, and finishes the list.*
EDDIE OMEGA...you take this wrestling thing very...VERY seriously. You don't care about anything but it. You live it, you breathe it, you spend your life in the hopes of getting gold. You remind me of me...before I discovered the cheers of the crowd. You're eager. You're ready for the gold...but the question remains, Eddie. Is that enough? Eddie, I'm ready for anyone. And if you want to spend every waking moment of your life in preparation for the match...train away. Because I will give you a run for your money no matter how hard you train. If you beat me for the gold, though...then don't think you will earned my respect...hell...you already have, mate, a long time ago, and whether the fans love you or hate you...they think so too. So try to show them more appreciation.
*The fans applaud Limey for this. Limey turns his attention to Dusty.*
Limey: Now, sorry about that, mate. You ready for our match now? If you will...
*Limey drops the mic, and Limey and he go into a tie-up. Dusty hits a front hammerlock, and shoves Limey to the floor, still applying the front hammerlock. Limey performs the nip-up, and counters with an armwrench. Limey kicks Dusty in the gut, doubling him up, allowing Limey to hop to Dusty's shoulders and hit a quick hurricanrana! Dusty slides to the mat, and scrambles to his feet. Dusty runs at Limey, who slides between Dusty's legs and trips Dusty, applying a Boston crab. Dusty powers out of it, sending Limey to the mat, before getting to his feet.*
*Dusty approaches Limey, and picks him up by the head. Dusty raises his arm for an elbow, and brings it down onto Limey's head, before nailing a European uppercut. Dusty then applies a gutwrench to Limey as Limey turns by the force of the uppercut...Dusty lifts Limey up...Limey counters with a body scissors...and a roll to a pin!!*
1, 2...
*Dusty powers out. Limey stalks Dusty, and then nails him with a flying lariat! Limey then rushes to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle! Dusty is about to get to his feet, and as he does, Limey leaps off with a crossbody...Dusty catches Limey and falls to the floor in a quick slam! Dusty then calls for the Bionic elbow!! Dusty falls...Limey moves out of the way and to his feet! Dusty gets up, confused...and Limey nails him with an STO!!!! Limey then calls for the TWIST O' LIME as Dusty slowly rises...Limey catches him with a kick to the gut before summoning all of his strength....to nail Dusty with a quick TWIST O' LIME!!! Limey then hooks the leg!!*
1, 2, 3!!!
Winner, and STILL EWT World Heavyweight Champion: Limey.
*Post match, Limey helps Dusty up, and raises his arm. Limey then pats Dusty on the back before claiming the EWT World Heavyweight Championship, and climbing the turnbuckle, displaying it proud. Limey then motions to the belt as we fade out...*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 27, 2006 9:30:33 GMT -5
(After the commercial we come back to the ring for the next match. Moniqua is standing in the center of the ring with the mic, holding on to Fru Fru in her other arm, and looking very upset. The crowd is letting her have it with a "Tanya's gonna kill you chant", which only makes her shake worse.)
Moniqua: "This is not appropriate! Why must you all act in such a barbaric manner? I am not a wrestler! I am a manager and a fashion designer! I should not be put in the ring with this....this......hood rat!"
(The crowd boos like mad at that comment.)
Moniqua: "The idea of such a thing! Me, a proper respectable woman being forced to compete! I am far too sophisticated to be put into a match with this Tanya. And if that's not bad enough, my handsome boys are put into this Chamber Of Horrors! Feh! All the more reason why I must take over the EWT! These kinds of low rent displays are what make this company so undignified! When I shape the EWT in my own image, things like this will no longer happen! We will conduct ourselves with dignity and grace! The brutes and hood rats will be a thing of the past! And who better to bring in the dawning of the Moniqua age than my very own handsome boys, William and Signore Chocula, The Handsome Boy Modeling School! Isn't that right Fru Fru?"
Fru Fru: "Yip!"
(With that "Look At This Face" comes on and out comes your two favorite jerks Billy and Ultimo wearing brand spanking new designer turquoise wrestling gear that probably costs more than your car. The boos are loud and hard but the HBMS don't care. The strut down to the ring, smirking the whole way. They get into the ring and do a series of poses to the delight of Moniqua, which of course gets even more boos and the occasional thrown Pepsi can. The music dies down and Billy takes the mic.
Billy: "How do you like your precious Nyrds now?"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Billy: "Awwww, did we hurt your hero's little feelings? Yeah, I feel awful about it. Really, I do! I held Joel's head under that toilet water so long that my $6000 Rolex stopped working! That was a good watch! And my $300 shirt has blue spots all over it from the back splash of all that 2000 flushes! I can't ever wear it again! You see, people. What we did to those two pip squeaks in the bathroom is only a trailer for what we'll do at Freek Show. When the Chambor Of Horrors is over, everyone will see just how fantastic the Handsome Boy Modeling School really is! We will be put up on the pedestal where we belong! Oh.....and also Trik Turner and The Outlaw will be there too."
UC: "Yeah, but it's hard to get excited about that."
Billy: "So Mike and Joel, wring out your heads and listen up! If you think being on the receiving end of 47 swirlies was bad, you don't know the half of it! This Sunday you're going to find out that the HBMS is the future of the tag team division, and the future has never looked so good! As for you, you're chances have just been flushed down the drain!"
(Billy laughs and hands the mic over to UC.)
UC: "I have nothing to add to that except........Ultimo is super rad! By my T shirt!"
(The stalest most generic rap music comes on and out come Public Enemy, carrying a table and waving to the crowd. UC and Billy look at each other like they can't believe what they're seeing.)
Billy: "What the hell are they wearing?"
UC: "Is that knock off FUBU?"
(At any rate, Public Enemy marches down the aisle, do a lap around the ring and set the table up. Moniqua gets out of the ring and inspects the table, wondering if it's for catering or something. The bell rings and Johnny Grunge starts off against Billy. Grunge starts in with his most unique form of trash talk.)
Grunge: "Hey notty notty! We like to party!"
Billy: "Hey notty notty! We flushed the Nyrds down the potty!"
(And that's when Billy kicks Grunge in the noots. Grunge doubles over and Billy wastes not time beating him to a pulp with a series of punches. Billy sends Grunge into the ropes and decks him with a spinning back elbow. Billy picks Grunge up and body slams him where he wants him, then leaps off the second ropes for an elbow drop. Grunge rolls around on the mat as Billy stands up and gloats. Billy sends Grunge over into the HBMS corner and tags in Chocula. Billy and UC then proceed to stomp Grunge all the way back to the stone age.
UC picks Grunge up and gives him a neck breaker. UC then puts Grunge in a Boston Crab, and faces Rocco Roc so he can taunt him a bit. Roc starts screaming back and must have pushed a button because suddenly UC breaks the hold and super kicks Roc right off the ring apron. UC points and laughs at Roc and goes back to Grunge. UC locks in a cobra clutch and wears Grunge down a bit before turning it into a suplex. UC hits the ropes and comes down on Grunge with a quick leg drop. He picks Grunge up and takes him back to his corner where he tags Billy back in. UC puts Grunge in a piledriver position as Bill hits the ropes and dropkicks Grunge in the face while he's upside down, then UC drops him on his head.
Billy goes for the win but only gets a two count. Billy gut wrench suplexes Grunge and puts him in a surfboard to wear him down some more. Rocco has made it back onto the ring apron and is trying to get the crowd behind PE. Grunge is slowly making progress getting out of the hold but Billy keeps the pressure on. Grunge is back up to a vertical base but Bill suddenly clotheslines him down from behind. Billy hops up on the second turnbuckles to pose for the fans, who return with a "Vir-gin!" chant. Billy hops off and throws Grunge into the ropes. Billy misses with a clothesline and Grunge dives and makes the tag to Rocco.
Rocco comes in like a house on fire but Billy extinguishes that pretty quick by catching Rocco tossing him half way across the ring with a belly to belly. Rocco gets up but Billy nails him with a leg lariat. Billy tags in UC and they set Rocco up on the mat where they want him. Billy hops up on the top rope and comes down with a moonsault, followed by UC who does the same thing, flattening Rocco on the mat.
UC picks Rocco up and gives him a Bad News Enziguri. UC then pulls down his knee pad and drops the DeMento Knee. UC throws Rocco into the buckles and runs in with a big shoulder block to the gut, followed by a series of chops to the chest. Rocco stumbles out and UC hits the ropes and catching Rocco with a flying forearm. UC looks over at Billy and shrugs. Billy gives the thumbs down and UC tags Billy in. Billy runs over and blasts Grunge in the face with an elbow, knocking him off the mat. Meanwhile UC gets Rocco in a reverse face lock and waits for Billy to assume the position. Billy places his knee out and UC sends Rocco up and over with a reverse suplex onto Billy's outstretched knee, taking Rocco out with the Abdominizor. Billy covers and he gets the three as UC counts along with the ref."
Lillian: "Here are your winners..........The Handsome Boy Modeling School!"
(Moniqua gets into the ring, smiling and applauding her proteges. Fru Fru follows her in and sniffs Rocco's downed body, lifts his leg and piddles on him. Moniqua raises Billy and UC's arms, shooing the referee away. UC walks over to a camera man and takes his camera. He then points it at Billy who gives a word of warning to the Nyrds.)
Billy: "Mike and Joel, you're about to have your underwear run up the flagpole!"
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Feb 27, 2006 11:22:31 GMT -5
Backstage next to one of the Disney water fountain areas and Curly Long is more angry than when Hades found out Hercules was still alive
CURLY: I Can't believe It!! Those dastardly Ragnals!! ... There we where in middle of giving the audience the 2nd Fingerpoke of Doom and they Interfere and disrupt the result!! ... God I hate those Ragnals!! ...
Mr. BIG: .. Well we did beat them up before hand Curly ...
CURLY: Thats not the point Big, I had good reason to ...
Mr. BIG: What was that exactly again Boss? ... I forget?
CURLY: Well they are the Tag Champs ... and they are Ragnals and as a Midget King and future Champion they should just hand them over to me ...All I can be positive about is at Freek Show, We will be taking those Titles from them ... and thats a promise! ..
Curly throws a stone in the pond accidentally sinking one of those remote controlled ships, a kid begins to cry
CURLY: You know Big once we become the Tag Champs .. there will only be one team we need to beat .. you see the Ragnals have beaten the Nyrds, P.T.A and that Connection lot .. so hell if we beat them, then we don't need to fight those clowns .. and that just leaves the two Ponce's from Milan ...
Mr. BIG: .. and you Beat Billy recently boss .. this could be a new era for Curly Long ..
CURLY: Exactly ... in fact after seeing ourselves win the gold I'm sure that Moniqua will have to re-evaluate her priorities, she might just have to drop that Fru-Fru and re-align herself with the real champions ... of Doggie Style !!
Curly and Mr. Big hi-five
CURLY: Heh ... We might get you into a number one contender position as well Big, that Gold belt is awfully tempting don't you agree?
Mr. BIG: Yeah Boss, I'll crush the Virus and then smash some Drunks and a Spaz .. and then its onto Limey!
CURLY:... but hey, Limey insulted you Big, So I think its only right you should respond to him yourself ...got any idea what you might say to that punk kid from that Island we left in the middle ages?
MR. BIG: .. Yeah I know what I'll say to him ...
CURLY (waiting for the classic speech): ... yeah?
MR. BIG: He's F***ing Dead!!
CURLY (ponders this line for a minute): Short and Simple .. I like it ... c'mon we got to deal with a Virus first anyway .. you got that cure for it? ..
Mr. Big reveals a very big Mallet which he is carrying
CURLY: Ah good you have the Anesthetic ... Let's go ...
(fade out)
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