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Post by craigkendo on Mar 2, 2006 4:59:25 GMT -5
*The Insane Clown Posse make their way out to the ring. Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J make their way out to a modest reaction.*
Chimel: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one-fall! Making their way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan...at a total combined weight of 486 pounds, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope...THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!
*The Posse get into the ring and posedown. The lights dim...and the Connection's Icon burns onto the Toomi-Tron. "Ich Will" hits, and the Connection make their way out.*
Chimel: Aaaand their opponents, to be accompanied to the ring by Holly Vaughn...from Newark, New Jersey and Seoul, Korea respectively...at a total combined weight of 546 pounds...Craig Kendo and Tony Chang...THE CONNECTION!!!
*The Connection enter the ring, and hold their arms out in prayer. Holly Vaughn stares down the Posse, before leaving the ring.*
*The bell sounds, and the match is underway. Shaggy 2 Dope rushes Kendo, who shoves him away...Shaggy is less than phased by this, however, and he rushes Kendo once more...only to be hit with a powerful spinebuster!!! Violent J enters the ring to see to his partner, but Chang takes him out with a vicious superkick!! Kendo grins at the resiliance of the ICP as he picks Shaggy up by the hair, and lifts him to his shoulders...Violent J rises to his knees and is taken out with a VIPERBITE KICK!!! Kendo then drops Shaggy with the ENLIGHTENMENT as both Chang and Kendo go for the pin.*
1, 2, 3.
Winners: The Connection.
*Post-Match, Tony Chang grabs a microphone as Holly Vaughn enters the ring.*
Chang: HEATHENS!!! Listen to my words!!!
*The crowd boo Chang mercilessly. He shrugs it off, and speaks again.*
Chang: As you all know, at the event known as Freek Show, you will see a battle for the GND Championship between the Cow, the barefoot harlot, and our very own protege, Mistress Holly Vaughn.
*Holly nods expressionless at this.*
Chang: As The Connection's attention is shifted onto the ranks of the GND, it is therefore of UTMOST importance that the winner shall be our protege. Hence...*I* will be there at Freek Show, in order to see to it that the Cow and the barefoot harlot do not interfere with DESTINY.
*Chang drops the mic and smiles on as Kendo applauds him. The Connection then leave the ring as we fade to a commercial.*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 2, 2006 10:55:47 GMT -5
(Terri is walking by the Dumbo ride with a mic, tracking down the HBMS for another five star interview. She sees Ultimo, Billy, Moniqua, and Fru Fru standing over by side, dressed to the nines in expensive Italians suits (yes, even the dog), and not bothering to look at anyone or even acknowledge that they exist.)
Terri: "Hi everyone. I'm here with Moniqua and the Handsome Boy Modeling School, only days away from their big matches this Sunday at Freek Show. But more importantly our time is almost up here at Disneyland and soon we'll have to say goodbye to all the fans who've come to see us the last few weeks. Are you going to be sad to be leaving after the wonderful time we've had here?"
All three: "NO!"
Terri: "No? What do you mean no?"
Moniqua: "This Disneyland, it is such a tacky place! We do not care for it! Not one little bit!"
Terri: "Oh come on! How can you guys not like Disneyland?"
Moniqua: "The people here, dressed so shabbily! Fanny packs! Docker shorts! Socks and sandals!"
UC: "Not to mention the oppressive forced cheeriness that reeks this joint up! Everybody's all smiley and nice and crap! It pisses me off! I swear before we leave this dump I'm gonna spray paint swastikas all over that stinking castle!"
Billy: (melancholy) "Cinderalla shot me down........Belle shot me down......Ariel shot me down......"
Moniqua: "The music! So chirpy and annoying! I can not stand another second of it! It echoes in my ears and I can not sleep at night!"
UC: "The only character I wanted to meet was Baloo, and he ain't nowhere to be seen! I had to settle for those jerks in Brother Bear, a movie so *BEEP!*ty not even Michael Eisner's ugly mamma saw it!"
Billy: (still melancholy) "Sleeping Beauty shot me down.......Snow White shot me down........Jasmine shot me down... of course, I can't blame her after I threw up on her dress."
UC: "Next time, don't chug a 52 oz. Dr. Pepper before riding the Space Mountain roller coaster."
Billy: "Now you tell me."
Moniqua: "The children, so ill mannered! One little boy shoved me aside, his hands covered in some sugary confection! He ruined my Prada skirt!"
UC: "Eight bucks for a crummy pretzel? What kind of *BEEP!* is that? And the line for Thunder Mountain Railroad was an hour and a half! I don't have that kind of time!"
Billy: (still melancholy) "Alice shot me down........Pocahantus shot me down........DAISY DUCK even shot me down! DAISY DUCK! A chick who wears a duck costume for a living wouldn't have sex with me!.... After that, what's left?"
UC: "Did you try Mary Poppins?"
Billy: "Not my type. She's too old, and she's English so she probably doesn't shave her pits. Put that together, and it makes for an ugly combination."
Moniqua: "Even Fru Fru does not like it here! They make me clean up his mess!"
Fru Fru: "Yip!"
Moniqua: "The sooner we leave this dreadful place the better! That is why once this Freek Show is done and over with, I have a special surprise for my handsome boys."
Terri: "Oh really? What is that?"
Moniqua: "After our assured victories this Sunday, we will be taking the first plane from here for a three day vacation to what is truly the real happiest place on Earth! Paris, France!"
Billy: "Paris! Finally! A place with culture!"
UC: "Hot diggity dog damn! We're goin' to France! I gotta make my to do list!"
(UC reaches into his jacket and pulls out a pen and paper.)
UC: "Let's see.......Roxeanne, Marianna, Emilie, Vanessa, Enora, Karina....."
Terri: "Those are names. I thought you were making out a to do list."
UC: "I am. These are the ladies who I'm going to do."
Terri: (groans) "You're a pig!"
Billy: "Ummm.....you're a team player, right Ultimo?"
Terri: "Changing the subject! Moniqua, you've got Tanya Flayre one on one and quite frankly, I don't think you can hang with her. She's steadily climbing the ranks of the GND division while you, you've never even wrestled a single match! How in the world do you plan on facing her?"
Moniqua: "Simple, darling. I am not the owner and manager of the number one modeling school in the country for nothing. I may be the most sophisticated, most beautiful, most cultured woman in the entire EWT, but you will soon see that I am also the smartest. While this Tanya, she is not close to being on my level. She is only good at one thing, and let me tell you, it is not wrestling."
UC: "Yeah, they don't call her the Blazing Inferno for nothin'!"
Moniqua: "But just because she is a.......hood rat, that does not mean that I will let my guard down when I step into the ring with her. Knowing her type I'm sure she will try to scar my beautiful face. But I am one step ahead of her. William, will you please show Terri my secret weapon?"
(Billy reaches into a bag and pulls out a glittering gold lacrosse helmet with "Moniqua" written in red cursive. The face mask has been replaced with a mirrored visor that covers the entire front.)
Terri: "You have got to be kidding."
Moniqua: "Oh no, dear. I am not. I will not take any chances with that deranged animal. I will take all steps necessary to protect myself. Come this Sunday I will show you all a new side of me. I am a fierce warrior, and not just another pretty face."
Terri: "............Riiiiiiight. Now on to you guys. Billy and Ultimo, you're involved in the Chamber of Horrors match vs Hitmanmark, Bret Michaels, and your arch enemies, fan favorites, The Nyrds. Can you rely on your partners, Trik Turner and The Outlaw, to ensure victory this Sunday?"
Billy: "Don't need to! You're looking at the two guys who will win it all right here!"
UC: "Cheers!"
Billy: "Ultimo and I are more than enough to take out the Hitmen and The Nyrds! Together we can beat anyone!"
UC: "Yeah! All Outhouse and Turnip need to do is stay out of our way!"
Billy: "It goes something like this, Terri. Together we have what it takes to win the Chamber Of Horrors. Ultimo is no stranger when it comes to hardcore rules. And as a the greatest Tri State champion this company has ever seen, I can out wrestle anyone who's dumb enough to stand in my way. Just look at our opponents. HBH is just a pretty boy. Sure Ultimo and I are good looking, but we can throw down with anyone! Can HBH? Not so much."
UC: "Last time I checked he got his ass handed to him by Gus."
Billy: "Hitmanmark. Two words: Old hat. I will say this for him. He was quite something back in the day. But he's past his prime, a has been, a legend looking for one last match before being put out to pasture. It's high time he make way for the hot young studs to take our rightful places at the top."
UC: "It's best osteoporosis breaks him before we do. It'll be less painful that way."
Billy: "And that leaves us with The Nyrds. Well, I don't think I need to go any further than that."
UC: "Those four eyed losers gargled so much toilet water that they might as well rent themselves out as urinals. That's all they'll be good for after Sunday."
Terri: "I don't think you guys should look past The Nyrds. They're looking for revenge and they plan to take it at Freek Show."
UC: "What are they going to do? Unsave my Zelda game? Oh save me, Jeebus!"
Billy: "Terri, it goes a little something like this. The Chamber Of Horrors is just the stepping stone that we need to shoot right up the ladder here in EWT. The Handsome Boy Modeling School is the future of this federation, and baby, the future has never looked so good!"
UC: "And I ain't lyin', either!"
Terri: "Well, good luck to you guys. Don't die."
UC: "Want me to bring you back anything from France?"
Terri: "Yeah! Could you get me a beret?"
Moniqua: "Oh no, no, no. You should not ask for those tourist trinkets. So undignified. You have been spending too much time in this place. Now come along my handsome boys. Let us pack for our trip. Soon we will laying on the beach perfecting our tans."
Billy: "All right! You know what kind of beaches they have in France? Topless! I better get a new memory card for my digital camera!"
Fru Fru: "Yip!"
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Doomrider
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I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Mar 2, 2006 14:43:50 GMT -5
And Now…A Special Message From A Sensible Man
-=Scene=- Generic patriotic music begins to play as we see a podium with an American Eagle with a huge cross behind it in a circle on the front of it. EWT’s newest acquisition Senor Sensible, the republican conservative bible-thumping half brother of Senor Splash, approaches the podium in a well pressed suit and an American flag tie. He smiles and waves as if he’s in front of a grand congregation. Senor Sensible straightens his tie as the music calms down.
-=Senor Sensible=- Ladies and gentlemen…thank you for tuning in…this is your new icon, your new hero, Senor Sensible, with a few words about our current situation in Iraq. I know most of you are sitting at home in your Snorks boxer shorts in your bark-o-loungers watching this worried that our boys aren’t going to come home…worried that our troops won’t make it. Well, let me ensure you fine folks at home…that OUR FEARLESS LEADER WILL BE OK! We just need to hope…and pray…that George Bush Jr. will have a safe trip to the middle east! It will be ok!
-=Scene=- Sensible raises his hand as if everything’s going to be ok. He smiles and points to the crowd that doesn’t exist. He then shuffles some papers and looks a little more serious.
-=Senor Sensible=- Now onto some more pressing matters. Once I rid this poor, poor federation of the filth that is Senor Splash, I’m going to move on to other members of this organization…people like the heathen Deron Miller, those hippie pieces of crap at the Psychadeli, that furry-obsessed freak Crauswell, the sacrilegious Daemon Colhn…all of them will fall…because they aren’t what’s right…they aren’t what’s normal…THEY’RE NOT WHAT WE WANT…-=Senor Sensible coughs, straightens his suit, and regains composer=- Excuse me. Anyway my fine Americans, it’s time to go, but…
-=Voice=- Pizza!
-=Senor Sensible=- Huh? I didn’t order any pizza!
-=Voice=- I know, asshole!
-=Scene=- The pizza guy charges Senor Sensible with a killer lariat and lays him out. The pizza man looks to the camera and rips off a cheesy moustache to reveal “Delicious” Dick Slater. He throws the pizza box down onto Senor Sensible. It falls open to reveal a stained Senor Splash mask with two empty 40oz bottles.
-=“Delicious” Dick Slater=- You’ve ruined him! He’s lost his stumble! I can’t even find him! He’s…
-=Scene=- Dick notices the podium with a microphone in front of him and ocks an evil smirk. He leans over into the microphone.
-=“Delicious” Dick Slater=- Baba-Booey! Baba-Booey! Howard Stern’s p*nis!
-=Scene=- Dick runs off camera and away before EWT security can catch him.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 2, 2006 15:44:16 GMT -5
Cut to EN, Scott, Jason Maverick, and Reverand Slick with Sum Guy.
Sum Guy: Hello I'm Sum Guy and I have a pet ant. Here with me now are the NEW Third Street Warriors. EN, I got to ask you, does this bring you back to the old Stable Dayz in the EWT when you were watching it.
EN: Actually Sum, it does. See, although the Stable Dayz are over, that doesn't mean that stables are gone. I proved that when I entered here with Bolt and Jessica. Now, even though Bolt and Jessica left, there's Jason Maverick and Scott Andrews. And trust me, they are DANGEROUS.
Sum Guy: Well said. Now, Scott, is there any truth to what Sever said a while ago?
Scott: Is there any tru- OF COURSE THERE ISN'T! I do not pretend to be something I am not. Sever, you claim that I am a sham, a person who is merely pretending to be a Risen Devil? ANd you even go so far as to claim my Reverand is a fake?!? Well, maybe a chair shot knocked some brains out of you, because Slick IS a reverand, and I have seen the light. And if I have to pummel the word into you, then so be it. Because when I get donbe with you at Freek Show, you will be begging me to put you through the table.
Slick: OH TESTIFY!!!!
Sum: O...kay. Now, any final words?
EN: Just two announcements. But that's for another time, Sum. Now Jason, any words?
Jason: Lights Out!
Sum: Lights Ou-
*Jason grabs a nearby camera man and hits what looks like to be the Angel's Wings, but dives him down on his lower neck, leaving him unconsciouss.,
EN: What can I say Sum? We like you. That and Jason's kinda ed.
Sum: Well, I'm Sum Guy, and I didn't get beat up!
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Mar 2, 2006 16:10:57 GMT -5
YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS COOKING!
*The Rock’s music plays as the Great One himself comes out to the crowd’s cheers.*
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWT Tag Team Championships! Making his way to the ring first, from Davie, Florida…THE ROCK!
*As The Rock climbs the ropes before getting inside the ring, he raises his fist high, the crowd chanting “Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!” After the Rock gets into the ring and the cheers die down, a car crash is heard over the loudspeakers, then Mankind’s music playas as Mick Foley, dressed up in his Mankind garbs, enters and heads down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And his partner, from Long Island, New York…MANKIND!
*As Mankind’s music dies down, High Voltage plays as The Ragnals, with the tag team straps around their waists, enter and head to the ring, shaking hands and high fiving the crowd on the way down.*
LILLIAN: And the opponents, from Scranton, PA, weighing in at 479 lbs…they are the EWT Tag team Champions…Mike and Joe RAGNAL!
*Mike and Joe get inside the ring, and they take the belts off and give them to the ref. The ref holds the belts up high for the audience to see. The ref then hands the belts to the ring enforcer, and Mike and Mankind start the match off. Mike and Mankind lock up in the ring’s center, then Mankind kicks Mike in the gut and whips him into the ropes. Mike bounces off, and hits Mankind with a running dropkick. Mike climbs to the top rope and hits a seated senton splash onto Mankind. Mike goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Mankind kicks out. Mike drops a few elbows onto Mankind, then picks him up and whips him into the Ragnals’ corner. Mike tags Joe in, then Mike pulls him out of the corner as Joe climbs the ropes. Mike knees Mankind in the gut, then moves out of the way as his brother hits a bulldog from the top rope to Mankind. Joe gets onto the apron and bounces off the ropes for a springboard elbow drop. Joe goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Another kickout from Mankind. Joe picks Mankind up and whips him into the ropes, unfortunately very close to his corner, allowing the Rock for a blind tag. The ref makes not of this, as Mankind grabs onto the ropes as Joe looks for a dropkick, only to end up hitting nothing. The Rock gets in the ring and Mick gets onto the apron, and the Rock hits a kneedrop to Joe’s face. The Rock picks Joe up and whips him into the ropes, and as Joe runs back to him, he punches him in the face. He punches him again. He then turns to the crowd, raises his arm high up, then goes back to joe and knocks him down with another punch. Rock goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Joe kicks out. Rock kicks at Joe’s midsection a few times, then picks him up and into his corner. Rock makes the tag to Mankind, and Mankind gets into the ring and hits a running knee to Joe’s midsection. Joe staggers out of the corner, and Mankind hits a double arm DDT to Joe. Mankind goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Joe kicks out yet again. Mankind tags the Rock back in, and the Rock grabs at Joe’s legs, going into a Sharpshooter. Joe tries his best to escape, even crawling back to the ropes, but to no work. The Rock just pulls Joe from the ropes, until finally Joe gets onto his hands and thrusts his legs forward, knocking the Rock between the middle and top rope. Joe uses the ropes to get to his feet, and sees where the Rock is positioned. Joe bounces off the ropes, and hits a bulldog onto Rock. Both men are now down, and the ref starts to count.*
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
*Joe makes the tag to Mike, and Rock makes the tag to Mankind. Mike runs to Mankind and knocks him down with a clothesline. Mankind gets back up and runs to Mike, and gets hit with an armdrag. The Rock gets up and runs towards Mike, only to get hit with an armdrag. Mankind comes rushing from behind Mike and whips him into the ropes, and Mike bounces back with a running heel kick to the face. Mike runs back to the ropes and hits a Lionsault to Mankind and goes to pin.*
1!2!
*The Rock drops a double axe drop to Mike’s back and breaks up the count. Mike gets up and turns towards the Rock to argue as Mankind gets up. Eventually the ref finally sends the Rock back into his corner. Mike turns his attention back to Mankind, who STUFFS MR. SOCKO DOWN HIS THROAT! Mike tries to escape, but fortunately, just before Mike can tap, Joe comes from behind and takes Mankind off of Mike and whips him into his corner, the Rock making another blind tag. The ref takes note of this and signals the tag as Joe hits a clothesline to Mankind, knocking both of them over the top rope. Mike goes to punch the Rock, but Rocky blocks the punch and punches Mike back a few times, then whips him into the ropes, then he kicks Mike in the midsection and ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM DEAD CENTER OF THE RING! The Rock takes note of this and stands over Mike’s body. He takes off one of his elbowpads and throws it into the crowd. He bounces off one set of ropes, then the ones opposite them, and hits the People’s Elbow-NO! Mike rolls out just before the drop, and Rocky hits the ring canvas. Mike quickly gets to his feet, as does the Rock. Mike is quick enough to kick him in the gut, then hoist him up onto his shoulders. He sees Joe getting onto the apron, then Mike spins Rock over his head setting up for a powerbomb. Joe jumps off the ropes for a springboard Enziguri, and connects, to which Mike finishes the Thunder Cracker with the sitdown powerbomb and pins.*
1!2!3!
*Mankind gets into the ring and tries to help Rock up, and the Ragnals are handed the tag team titles. As Rock gets up, the Ragnals extend their hands out. The Rock & Sock Connection accept, and the two teams shake hands. We fade out as all four competitors raise their arms up while High Voltage plays.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 2, 2006 16:43:01 GMT -5
Raven's Music hits as Raven comes out.
"JB" Jeremy Borash: "The following is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from the Owelry, he is a former NWA Heavyweight Cahmpion, Raven!
"Stairway To Heaven" Hits as Scott Andrews and the Reverand Slick make their way out to an above-average pop.
JB: "And his opponent, from the island of Hokkaido, Japan, being accompanied to the ring by the Reverand Slick, he is "The Risen Devil" Scott Andrews!"
Andrews gets into the ring as Raven blindsides him with rapid punches. Scott blacks an uppercut and hits an Enzuiguri, knocking Raven down. Andrews wastes no time, hitting a leg drop and following it up with a springboard elbow. Raven manages to get up and ducks a big boot from Andrews and hits a reverse DDT. Raven then locks in a chinlock, hoping that Andrews taps out. Unfortunately for Raven, he doesn't. Andrews manages to get out, and immediantly locks in the ankle lock. Raven is screaming in pain right now, but refuses to tap. Andrews lets go, but hits a fist drop right to the back of the knee. Andrews signals for the end, and waits for Raven to get up. Andrews kicks Raven in the gut and hits a vicious DDT. Andrews has the pin...
1....
2.....
3.....No! Raven kicks out. Andrews merely shugs, and mouths the words, "more punishment". Raven gets back up, hoping to get some kind of offense. Raven manages to hit a low blow on Andrews while the ref isn't looking. Raven turns Andrews around and hits the RAVEN EFFECT/ EVENFLOW DDT! Raven goes for the pin.
1.....
2.....
3......NO! Andrews gets the shoulder up. Raven signals for another DDT, certain that this will end it. Raven picks Andrews up, and goes for the DDT again. Andrews blocks it, and hits a ly facecrusher. Andrews picks up Raven and hits the FINAL FLAME!!! Andrews then goes over to Raven and locks in the Inferno, leading to the win by K.O.
JB: Here is your winner, Scott Andrews!
Andrews looks at Raven, then takes out 5 tables. Andrews sets one table up around the other four surrounding it as Slick rolls Raven towards him. Andrews places Raven in the center and pours the liquid on the other tables. Andrews then takes out a match and lights one table after another on fire before Raven is surrounded by a sea of flames (Hey that doesn't sound bad....) Andrews then ascends the turnbuckle before hitting the Big Bang (180 frontflip Frog Spalsh headfirst) on Raven . Andrews leaves as EMT's try to extinguish the flames around Raven.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 2, 2006 19:10:57 GMT -5
*The fans are still reeling from the effects of the last match as some familiar music plays*
Oh oh Bret...
*And out comes HBH dancing along to his entrance music. Cherry is right behind him. The crowd boos them to no end*
HBH: Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness an event so spectacular it'll make the announcement of Bret Hart being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame seem tame. Live, right here at Disneyland, it's time for the return of THE #1 show in sports entertainment history, The Heartbreak Hotel!
*Pyro goes off*
HBH: But before we get to that, I would like to address some things. As you may or may not, this Sunday at Freek Show, there will be a Chamber of Horrors match. And I will be teaming with HitmanMark and The Nyrds to face The Outlaw, The Handsome Boy Modeling School, and Trik Turner.
First off, HitmanMark, Nyrds, I'm sure you guys don't want to be stuck teaming with me any more than I want to be stuck teaming with you. But I'm willing to put aside our differences to get the job done for that match and ONLY that match.
And as for the opposing team, Trik, you've got your own issues with HitmanMark, which is all fine and dandy. Just don't mess with me or you'll get the horns. And to the so-called "handsome boys", not only am I a better in-ring competitor than both of you, I'm also better looking. Believe me folks, I've seen some of their modeling photos from way back, and to say that they looked downright ugly would be an understatement to end all understatements. I suggest you pay attention in our match, boys, to get a lesson in ring skills and good looks from the greatness that is the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels.
*Cherry smiles and claps. Fans boo loudly*
HBH: And that brings us to The Outlaw. You say that we have unfinished business? I say you're absolutely right. And I plan on finishing the job when I beat you in the Chamber of Horrors match and then soon afterward, becoming the NEXT EWT Tri-State Champion.
*Fans continue booing*
HBH: And now on with the show. My guest is a person who you might describe as...cold. She's emotionless, heartless, and quite frankly, dastardly. And now it appears that she's trying to start something with my spoiled leftovers from last month also known as Rosa. Ladies and gentlemen, accompanied by Ms. White, please welcome The Ice Queen, Chrysta Ragnal!
*Chrysta and Ms. White head down to the ring with the fans booing and heckling them*
HBH: It's a pleasure to have you here on The Heartbreak Hotel.
*Chrysta stares at him coldly*
HBH: Um...yeah, so let's get down to business. First off, everybody's been talking about the Frozen Code that's been introduced into the GND division. What exactly is that?
Chrysta: Mr. Michaels, the Frozen Code is a code that is used to counteract that "other" code that is used in the GND division. This code can be activated by a simple handshake before the match begins. That means the other code is broken, and you play by OUR rules. With the Frozen Code activated, the match takes place with hardcore rules. That means it cannot end by disqualification or countout. It was thought up by myself, Ms. White, and Ms. Vaughn of The Connection. We took the idea to Mr. Dangerously and he loved it. And thus it was introduced in my match with Ms. Woe and will most certainly be used with my next opponent.
HBH: And that brings me to my next question. Lately you've been interested in Rosa for some reason why is that?
Chrysta: The answer is quite simple. Ms. Rosa is the only established wrestler in the GND division who I have yet to face and defeat. And after I beat her, I will then move on to challenge and become the GND Champion. But I want Ms. Rosa to know that she will not have it easy in our match. She'll have to fight under the Frozen Code. I hope she's ready, because for her, hell will freeze over!
*All of a sudden "It's My Time" hits and Rosa walks out. The crowd pops for as she makes her way to the ring*
Rosa: Well well well, so the truth finally comes out. You want a match with me, don't you? I've seen what you can do in this ring. You would be the most evil, heartless person I've ever went up against. Nothing like your sister. But then again, I guess that would be because you're not REALLY a Ragnal.
*Chants of "SHE'S NO RAGNAL!" start to break out*
Rosa: But you know what? I'm up for the challenge. You want a match against me? You got it. And you know what else? You can go ahead and bring the Frozen Code. You can bring Ms. White. Hell, you can even bring your Connection buddies. But it still won't make a difference when I beat you at your own game.
*Crowd cheers*
Chrysta: Ms. Rosa, you just signed your own death wish.
Rosa: Oh really? We'll see about that.
*Chrysta and Rosa stare at each other as the show cuts to a commercial*
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Post by dorf on Mar 3, 2006 1:26:33 GMT -5
*Letter arrives to Toom E Dangerously's office*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 3, 2006 2:35:54 GMT -5
(Spyke and Minnie are shown getting off of the Splash Mountain ride.)
Spyke: They were right, it IS more awesome when you throw your arms up going down.
Minnie: (nods in agreement)
(Todd Grisham then jumps out of a bush, microphone in hand)
Spyke: Jesus, Todd! You scared the crap out of me!
Todd: Sorry, I was waiting for you here, and then I thought I saw a dollar in the bush. I was wrong. (looks down at the ground, sad)
Spyke: Oh. So what do you want?
Todd: Oh! I was wondering what’s going through your mind right now before your match in a few days at Freek Show?
Spyke: Well this is my first PPV show, so I’m psyched for that. The match itself will not be pretty. I’m not gonna be afraid to go all-out, considering it’s No-DQ.
Todd: What about your manager? Is she excited about making her debut?
Minnie: (nods is a “yes” manner)
Todd: Now Spyke, you have a match against Billy Kidman soon. What are your thoughts on that?
Spyke: Well, BK won’t be much of a problem. I’m sure I can—
(Spyke looks off-camera)
Spyke: Well, speak of the devil!
(Camera pans over and shows Billy Kidman standing about 100 feet away, eating funnel cake. He looks up and sees Spyke, and has a “Oh s***!” look on his face)
Spyke: Hey Kidman! Let’s do this thing right here, right now!
(Spyke runs towards Kidman, Kidman drops the funnel cake and takes off running.)
Todd: Ooh funnel cake…
(fade to commercial for a BK of a different kind, Burger King. "No, YOUR cheesy!")
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Mar 3, 2006 5:16:03 GMT -5
*The camera cuts to A-Bomb and Stevie backstage*
Todd Whatuknowboutthat: A-Bomb what do you think about what Chance Confidence had to say?
A-Bomb:I don't care what he says. He can run his mouth for all I care because I know I'm better than him. I'm something he's not a legend inside and out of this business. Next question please.
Stevie:What's the matter with you? You're a cocky selfish a** all of a sudden. You're not the man I married.
A-Bomb:I'm sorry Stevie, if you can't deal with me now. I've came to realize that all this nice guy crap doesn't cut it. I've been cooperative my whole career and everybody has crapped on me except you, Dave, and Mprox. I can't show people my heart because the moment I do that is when I'm f***ed. It's kill or be killed.
Todd:Stevie what do you think about the match?
Stevie:Hold up Todd! I'm not gonna take any more B.S from you. I'm here for you so don't cross me! I've been through hell and back with you and I've been by your side...so show me some f***in love.
A-Bomb: Damn, my bad...baby.
Stevie: Now, onto the OX Division Title. I've yet to hold EWT gold on my own. This is my chance to break out of my shell. I'm gonna go out there and show EACH and EVERY one of those guys what Stevie Richards is all about!
Todd: A-Bomb your thoughts?
A-Bomb: You know I'm gonna do what I gotta do...simple as that.
Todd: More EWT next.
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Post by paulpodanski on Mar 3, 2006 15:32:01 GMT -5
Paul is shown standing by backstage... standing by with Sum Guy
Sum: I'm Sum Guy and I once pleasured myself with a vacumm cleaner hose.
Paul groans... he doesn't look to good.
Sum: So Paul... why didn't you show up for your tournament match this week?
Paul looks at Sum, like he's gonna puke.
Paul: Well Sum... it's funny. I was about to go out there to the ring... when suddenly, I started feelin sick to my stomach... then i puked all over the floor... and well, it wasn't pretty. I mean... that eddie Omega guy slipped on it and knocked himself out. And that's basically it.
Sum nods.
Sum: I see... what exactly did you eat to cause that?!
Paul: Well... I was just havin lunch... I found this... paper bag outside of my locker room door... said it was from somebody wishing me good luck in my emi final match. So I eat it and... wait a second...
Sum looks at Paul
Sum: What's wrong...
Paul: The PSYCHADELI!!! I should've known they would try to screw me again... well THAT's IT!!! AT FREEK SHOW... I am going to rip that S.O.B. Paraslice into shreds... and if any of his deli pals get involved... I'll rip them apart too. Paraslice... you DO NOT screw paul Podanski... and I'm going to show you exactly why at Freek Show. When I get down with you... you'll be lucky if you can breath on your own!
Sum Guy looks a bit wide eyed.
Sum: O....kay. Anyone ever tell you that you can go from calm to pissed off in seconds?
Paul looks at Sum with an angry look in his eyes...
Paul: You haven't seen pissed off... and Paraslice is gonna experience exactly how pissed off I can be.
Paul slams the locker room door... and smacks Sum right in the face, knocking him over.
Fade to commercial
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DQorDie
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Post by DQorDie on Mar 3, 2006 18:04:35 GMT -5
Emotions are high as various Rasslin’ reporters are gathered around private the Disney private EWT training center. No one is allowed in not even ace EWT reporter Sean Mooney who is stationed outside as Flex Magnificent is under high pressure for his Mark Twain Riverboat Match this Sunday. We follow Sean Mooney amongst a plethora of reporters trying to get a word from the inside.
Sean Mooney: Hi everyone I’m Sean Mooney & tensions are high as we are days away from EWT Freek Out. These are the remaining days here in DisneyLand as the EWT is rapping up it’s stay here in the Golden State of California as we’re waiting from a word from the Magnificent One, Flex Magnificent & his creator “The Doctor of Muscletology” Dr. Fredrick Delavier. We’ve been here for quite a while but still yet there has been no reply from the Magnificent camp....Wait.....Wait a second! It’s EWT owner & president TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY!!! Mr. Dangerously, can we get a word with you sir?
Light bulbs flash as the reporters engulf Toomi who is trying to make it inside of the training facility. An obvious look of discomfort adorns his visage as he stops to give a statement.
Toomi: ENOUGH! We’re very busy as these are the last days of the EWT’s stay here in DisneyLand. Right now Mr. Magnificent & Dr. Delavier are not available for comment as they have a big match to prepare for this Sunday.
Reporter: Mr. Dangerously, why are you going to meet with Flex & Dr. Delavier?
Toomi: I am not available for comment. Now if you will I have some business to conduct.
Toomi is ushered in by EWT bodyguards while the rest of the riff raff press are pushed to the side.
Toomi makes his way inside as load grunts & metal clashing can be heard in the distance. The gym looks quite dank as the windows are high above like an abandoned warehouse. Toomi’s footsteps echo throughout the training facility as he encroaches on Flex Magnificent closer & closer.
As he makes his way up to Flex we can now see Flex benching several hundreds of pounds as a guy in a Goofy suit with a tracksuit over it spots him as Dr. Delavier silently watches on.
Flex lets out a mighty yell as Goofy struggles to put the weight back on the holders. Toomi throws him a towel while Dr. Delavier closes in to hear what Toomi has to say.
Toomi: Listen Flex....You got a big match this Sunday with Maelstrom. This company has a lot riding on you two so DON’T F**K UP!
Flex Magnificent: Us dwo? *silence* When I am tru dere will only be ONE.
Flex gets up & walks away chucking the towel back at Toomi.
Toomi looks at the towel in his hands & throws it down. As he watches Flex leave he nods his head as a chesire cat smile crosses his lips.
Fade to commercial
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DQorDie
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Post by DQorDie on Mar 3, 2006 19:13:33 GMT -5
Back from commercial as we are directly inside the PsychaDeli hotel room. The room has been totally trashed being decorated with empty bottles of Camo Malt Liquor & various deli meats clung to the wall amongst other trash & crap. But all fails in comparison as a buck naked & pregnant Mama Podanski is sprawled out on one of the Queen-sized beds where a HUGE wet spot can be found underneath her. Of course to be decent this is all being blocked.
And of course to be INdecent....
Then out of nowhere a stray dog comes sniffing around. He strolls over to Mrs. Podanski & begins sniffing her. It jumps on the bed & begins sniffing her naked ugly crotch. It starts growling. The growling gracefully leads into snarling. The snarling escalates into barking! The dog looks like it’s beginning to get vicious & acts starts biting at Mrs. P’s crotch.
Delicious Dick breaks it up & kicks the Dog up the ass sending it on it’s way.
In shot we can now see Delicious Dick, The Salami Swami, & Ol’ King Cold Cuts sitting around the room looking depressed & agitated. Dick speaks up.
Delicious Dick: Mangy dog....Ugh.....Look at us! The Deli is falling apart! We haven't had a PsychaDeli in weeks! Senor Sensible scares away my best bud, Splash & our fearless leader has gone insane! What the hell is going on here? Why in the hell is wrong? We should be on top of the EWT, dammit!!! We have the Toolshed strap in our ranks, I got Mrs. P, we got the chosen one in her belly welly about to pop, there’s also a special project I’m in the works on, & all the beer & deli meat to last a friggin’ lifetime!!!! Jesus Christ, what the f##!!! I wish I had some answers.
Salami Swami: *reluctently speaks* Uuuuuh Mr. Delicious Dick, sir....I may have your answers.
DDS: Well spit it out, boy!
SS: Well Delicious Dick, sir, there is no doubt that there are problems in thee Deli & that there are problems behind the....
DDS: GET WITH IT!!! Wait...what did you say about problems behind the scenes?
SS: Well you see. There is something that is being withheld. Something of very secretive nature...Something of curiousness abound in thee air in the atmosphere...In the...
Dick grabs him by the robe & shakes him a bit.
DDS: Get to the point before I put the CUT in Calchutta! Got it, Jack?
SS: Well actually my name is Bhaktavatsalam Bhayakridbhayanashanachar.
DDS: JUST SPILL IT!!!!
SS: OK....OK.....................*is about to speak* Are you sure?
DDS: YES, I”M SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SPILL IT BEFORE I SPILL YER BLOOD LIKE I SPILLED THAT LAST BOTTLE OF CAMO ALL OVER MRS. P’S ASSCRACK!!!!
SS: OK! OK! OK!!!!! I’LL SAY IT!!!...WILSON IS DEAD!!!!!!!
A look of shock comes across Dick’s face. He is utterly horrified at the news. Although it was imminent still the news brings a look of despair upon Dick’s face.
The camera moves over to Mrs. P. She looks conced out & quiffs sending the camera shot hurtling back to Dick.
DDS: *begins walking away* It all makes sense now......Granted I didn’t care for the guy....but......He is the PsychaDeli.......What the hell are we gonna do at the PPV? Christ!
Delicious Dick pulls out his baster & begins basting himself albeit with a shocked expression no longer jovial from days past. He bastes himself with a blank expression as we move into the next segment.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 4, 2006 1:09:23 GMT -5
(we come back from commercial and we see Billy Kidman run out from around a corner, with Spyke not far behind)
Spyke: C’mere Billy! I just wanna chat!
Spyke chases Kidman past numerous restaurants. Kidman knocks over several trash cans trying to slow Spyke down. Kidman takes a hard right and runs into a dark storage room. Spyke catches up and slowly makes his way in, looking for Kidman.
Spyke: Kidmaaaaaan! Kidmaaaaaaaan! Where arrrrrrrre youuuuuuu?
Spyke continues to search for Kidman. Suddenly Kidman drops from a high place, wielding a broom. Kidman takes several swings at Spyke. Spyke ducks and dodges the broom swings, then grabs the broom and hits Kidman in the arm, and then the legs. Kidman drops to the ground, and tries to crawl between Spyke’s legs to escape. Spyke grabs him by the head, and picks him up for a suplex, but Kidman wriggles out of it, and runs out of the storage room. Spyke follows, but by the time he gets out, Kidman is standing on a guard rail, near a small lake.
Kidman: You’ll never get me Spyke! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kidman then does a Shooting Star Press into the lake. Spyke runs up to the guard rail and sees Kidman swimming away. Spyke then runs off-camera as the camera continues to zoom in on Kidman swimming further out. The camera then cuts to Todd Grisham in front of a gift shop yelling at some kids.
Todd: Oh yeah?! Well if TNA is so good, how come they’re only on at 4AM in Japan? You retards!
(Todd notices camera)
Todd: Oh! Some exciting EWT action going on right now, right as soon as we get some cameras to where Spyke and Kidman are, we will cut back to them.
(Todd pauses and stares at camera)
Todd: So, uhhhh, how’s the weather? It’s pretty nice he—
(shot cuts back to Kidman. The camera view is from a boat.)
Kidman swims up to the boat, someone extends a hand to help him on.
Kidman: Thanks.
Spyke: No problem.
Spyke levels Kidman with a clothesline. Kidman stands up but is jaw-jacked by a buoy shot from Spyke. Spyke makes the cover, Earl Hebner, who is driving the boat for some reason, runs out from the control room to make the count.
1!
2!
Kidman barely kicks out before 3! At this point the boat pulls up to a dock. Spyke tosses Kidman off the boat and onto the dock. Kidman stands up, dazed. Spyke hops off the boat and picks up Kidman by the hair. Spyke pulls him over to a popcorn cart. Spyke grabs a big bag of unpopped popcorn, and takes a big swing at Kidman, but ducks and accidentally hits Hebner! Spyke drops the bag and checks on Hebner while Kidman makes his way over to the stage area where the EWT ring is set up.
The hard camera shows Kidman running into the ring area. Kidman grabs a chair, and waits in the middle of the ring for Spyke. As Kidman waits, Minnie Mouse sneaks up behind Kidman, kicks him in the gut, and hits a bodyslam! Kidman is down and Minnie continues to put the boot to Kidman. Spyke finally runs down the aisle and to the ring with Earl Hebner not far behind. Spyke slides into the ring, picks up Kidman, and hits the SwedeDT! Spyke sets Kidman up near the corner. Spyke climbs to the very top turnbuckle. Spyke taunts Kidman by dancing, and hits his version of the Shooting Star Press, the Dancing Star Press! Spyke makes the cover.
1!
2!
3!
The bell rings, and Spyke’s arm is raised in victory.
Lillian: Your winner… SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
Spyke walks over to Kidman, who is lying on his back. Spyke picks up Kidman’s arm and shakes his hand. The camera overhears Spyke saying, “Good Job, Kidman. That was quite the chase.” Spyke and Minnie make their way to the back.
(cut to commercial advertising the return of EWT to the EWT Arena on Monday. Tickets on sale now, yo!)
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Mar 4, 2006 1:41:40 GMT -5
(In the Disneyland Hotel. Virus is making himself some coffee. He turns around...and Limey is there.)
Limey: Virus? Hey, alright, mate? How've you been?
Virus: I'm just...well...great! This tournament...it's like I can finally showcase my abilities to EWT! You know I didn't get that before! And I'm just excited that I even got this far.
Limey: Yeah...you were one hell of a competitor. But...I just need to know about that Principal Pain thing...
Virus: Principal Pain? What about that guy?
Limey: Hey...you saw what the guy did to Chance Confidence...Eddie Omega...I just want to know...
Virus: Look, the guy's obviously a crackpot. I'm not stupid, I'm not going to be another of his lackeys.
Limey: Yeah....well...just do the right thing, mate.
Virus: Hey, don't worry. If he interferes in the finals match, or the EWT championship match, or the Ox Division Title match... Life... WILL GIVE...
Limey and Virus: HIM...LIMES!!!!
(Virus and Limey have a laugh at this.)
Virus: Well, see you later Limey.
Limey: Yeah, see ya. Remember: do the right thing.
(The camera follows Virus as he walks off, leaving Limey in his wake, glancing concernedly at Virus as we fade to commercial.)
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Post by kokobware3 on Mar 4, 2006 8:19:02 GMT -5
*Dr. Insaneo is with Mean Gene walking around Disney Land*
Mean Gene- Now, Doctor you have to be worried about Freek Show against Spyke!
Dr. Insaneo- Why should I Mene Gene?
MG- Did you just his match with Billy Kidman? He is a true competitor.
DI- I did...and yes he is a true competitor. But Mean Gene if you did not know...the match at Freek Show is a no DQ match!
MG- I do know that Insaneo but Spyke is hardcore! And that SwedeDT and Dancing Star Press...how will you stop thoose?!?
DI- I am the best wrestler in the EWT Mean Gene!!! And yes Spyke might have those "SwedeDT" and "Dancing Star Press'' but Mean Gene I have my STF and The Cure.
*Fades to add for Freek Show*
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Mar 4, 2006 12:54:40 GMT -5
*The Toomi-Tron shimmers as the "Shattered Dreams" production starts up. Goldust then makes his way out, clad in his ridiculous blonde wig and bizarre "robe".*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, weighing in at 266 pounds...GOLDUST!!!
*Goldust climbs the turnbuckle, and does his whole "Deep Breath" shtick, before tearing off his wig. Goldust then drops to the ring, and waits by the corner.*
*"RIP" hits, and the crowd starts to go a little wild as Limey makes his way out, the EWT World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulders! Limey throws up the horns as the fans chant his name!*
Chimel: Aaaand from Liverpool, England, weighing in at "15 Stone", he is the CURRENT, REIGNING, and DEFENDING EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LIMEY!!!
*Limey throws the horns high, and then rushes to the ring, chucking the belt to Tony Chimel, and rushing Goldust!! Goldust tries a punch to Limey, but Limey rolls underneath it, and screams "COME ON!!!" as Goldust turns...right into an STO from Limey!! Limey then appeals to the crowd as Goldust gets to his feet...before delivering a kick to the gut, and lifting Goldust high...nailing the TWIST O' LIME!!! Limey then goes for the pin!*
1, 2, 3!!!
Winner and STILL EWT World Heavyweight Champion: Limey!
*Post-match, Limey claims his title to a great pop, before looking at it, and wondering if this'll be the last successful title defence before Freek Show...*
*Limey then reluctantly leaves to the back to a good ovation...*
*Fade to commercial.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 4, 2006 13:43:16 GMT -5
The Booty Man waits in the ring to loud boo's, except for the s being paid to swoon.
"Symphony Of Destruction (Remix)" hits as EN Bunk comes running down, hitting Booty Man with a Benoit attack. Bunk wastes no time, locking in the Sharpshooter. Leslie (let's use his real name okay?) screams in pain, and ius about to tap when Bunk lets go. Leslie manages to get back up and is Irish WHipped towards the turnbuckle, meaning one thing. Bunk climbs the turnbuckle, and drags Leslie up to the middle turnbuckle before hitting the Coca-Cola Cliff Drop!!!! Bunk merely looks at Leslie before signaling to get up. After 3 minutes, Leslie gets up and gets hit with the Shining Wiz-Ard!!! Bunk makes the cover
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Bunk grabs the microphone before Tony Chimel can announce him.
Bunk: "Deamon! You have entered a world of pain! At Freek Show, you will know why they call me the Next Legend!!!
And one more thing, after Freek Show, say good-bye to EN Bunk. And say hello to "The Heartbreaker" Chad Michaels!"
Cut to a promo for Freek Show.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Mar 4, 2006 14:01:03 GMT -5
*Mike and Joe Ragnal are standing outside the Thunder Mountain ride, their tag team titles over their shoulders.*
MIKE: Figure this is as good a place as any to do the Final Storm promo. We just want to remind Curly that no matter what he does, he's not getting his hands on these tag belts.
JOE: For his size, Curly doesn't even come close to being title worthy. But if he believes he's earned himself a shot at the titles, then so be it.
MIKE: Just remember, Curly, that when this is done and over with, there's gonna be a SHOCK to your system!
JOE: And THAT-
MIKE: Is the Shocking Truth!
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Post by Oceanic on Mar 4, 2006 16:28:35 GMT -5
Back at ringside the lights go down and "Maritime" plays over the PA getting a huge pop of cheers. Oceanic makes her way out from the back with the GND title over her shoulder, slapping five with fans as she walks to the ring. She gets into the ring and lays the belt down flat and kneels down for a few seconds, then picks the belt up over her head and jumps up to her feet, displaying the title for the fans. The lights come back up and some trailer park trash music comes on. Out comes Bertha Faye and Harvey Whippleman to no pop whatsoever. She gets into the ring as Oceanic looks back at her and rolls her eyes and shakes her head. This is the fourth time these two have met.
The bell rings and Bertha walks right up to Oceanic, getting in her face and poking her in the chest with her finger. Oceanic just looks back at her unimpressed. Bertha suddenly rears back and takes a swing but Oceanic sees it coming and catches her arm. Oceanic then twists Bertha's arm around her own neck and squeezes in a modified sleeper type move. Bertha struggles trying to get herself free but starts to fade. She goes down to one knee, then two. The ref raises her free arm once, twice, three times and she's out. The bell rings and the match is over just like that. Oceanic gets her hand raised and the ref hands her the title back. She then takes the mic and addresses the crowd.
"First of all, how many more times am I going to have to fight this blimp? I didn't know that getting killed by Carla last week shot Bertha to the #1 contenders spot but here she is. Every successive match Bertha and I have is more and more one sided. It's getting old, and the fans look about as bored watching our matches as I am wrestling them."
"Now on to more important matters. We're only one day away from Freek Show and I'm itching to get in there vs two very different but still very dangerous opponents. Carla, as we all know, is one of the top female athletes in the world. She did a lot to establish the GND title and I'm honored to be facing her again. But on the other side of that token, there's Holly Vaughn and her little lackey Tony Chang. I don't have the same feeling for Holly as I do for Carla, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out why. Holly is a very capable opponent, but her mind is soft. She's let herself be duped and controlled by that twisted Craig Kendo, now she's a remorseless killing machine. Holly, you could have been something great on your own but you let yourself be under the spell of some two bit cult leader, so I don't have any respect for you whatsoever. That is why that you can never hold the GND title. You're weak. You have to be told what to do. You're someone else's pawn. The GND title is for those of us who are great on our own. You'll find that out soon enough."
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