Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Oct 4, 2005 15:13:50 GMT -5
*Back from commercial. Rosa is backstage in her wrestling gear getting ready for her first singles match. HBH and Gasoline enter the picture. They start checking her out*
HBH: Dayum! You are one mighty fine diva.
*Gasoline does the wolf whistle*
Rosa: Guys, knock it off. I want to make the BEST first impression as a wrestler I can make, and I can't do that with everyone howling at me.
HBH: OK, OK. Save the claws for when you get out in the ring. So are you ready?
Rosa: Yeah, I'm ready.
HBH: All right. Let's get this show on the road!
Rosa: Wait. Don't take this the wrong way, but can you guys stay back here tonight?
HBH: Is there something right?
Rosa: No, it's just that I want to prove that I can do this alone. Besides, I'm a grown-ass woman. I can take care of myself.
*HBH still looks concerned*
Rosa: Relax. I'll be fine. *Kisses HBH and walks off*
Gas: She'll be all right.
HBH: I know. It's just that *sniffs* our little baby has all grown up. *sniffs*
*HBH looks like he's about to cry, but quickly changes his mood*
HBH: So you wanna go watch the match?
Gas: Sure.
*HBH and Gasoline walk off. Cut to segment that shows Rosa training at the EWT Power Plant with Killer Kowalski and Boris Malenko. The segment ends with Rosa looking into the camera and saying "EWT, do you think you're ready for me?" Cut to ringside*
Ring Annoucner: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making her EWT singles match debut, Rosa!
*Rosa comes out to the ring to mostly boos. She grabs a mic*
Rosa: All right everybody, listen up. If you don't already know I am by now, you will know by the end of my match here tonight. I want all of you and everybody in the back to take notice. I'm taking over EWT because this is my time. And if any of these ladies, especially that b**** Carla, wants to do something about it, then bring it on!
RA: And her opponent, Gail Kim!
*Gail Kim slides into the ring*
The bell rings to signal the start of the match. Rosa and Gail lock up. Rosa takes down Gail viciously and starts beating her head on the mat. She lifts Gail up kicks her in the mid-section. She then chops her. After a whip to the ropes, Rosa lands a dropkick. She picks Gail up again and gives her a backbreaker. The crowd goes "Ohhh". Rosa goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Gail kicks out. Rosa whips Gail to the ropes again. She signals for a back body drop, but Gail counters with a DDT. Gail then scoop slams Rosa and nails an elbow drop from the second rope. She picks Rosa up and hits her with a vertical suplex. She cover Rosa.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Gail gets in a couple of knee drops. She goes to lift up Rosa, but Rosa surprises her with a jawbreaker. Rosa gets up and lands a DDT of her own. She then stomps away on Gail before eventually picking her up. She gives her a scoop slam. After that she climbs the ropes and lands a leg drop. She immediately covers her.
1... 2...
Gail kicks out. Rosa then begins to work over the legs, applying a leg lock. She keeps the hold in for a couple of minutes and then lets go. Next she traps Gail in the dragon sleeper. Gail tries to fight it, but is fading. The ref raises her hand. It falls down. He raises it a second time. It falls down again. He raises it a third time. It falls-- wait, no it doesn't. Gail comes back to life and is able to fight her way out of it. She runs to the ropes and is met with a spinebuster by Rosa. Rosa goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Gail just gets her shoulder up. Rosa puts her in a sleeper hold. Gail fights back and counters it into a back drop. Now both women are down. The ref starts the count.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...
Rosa is on her feet first. She walks over to Gail, but Gail hits her in the mid-section. She does it again. Now back on her feet, she kicks Rosa in the mid-section and then lands a series of rights. After a whip to the ropes, Gail hits a back body drop. She then charges at her with a clothesline, and then another. She connects with a flying head scissors. Rosa backs off into a corner. Gail initiates 10 punches and follows that up with a monkey flip. The crowd is roaring as Gail starts climbing the ropes. She dives at Rosa, but Rosa hits her with a stiff kick. Now back in control, Rosa applies the STF. Gail frantically tries to fight it, but the pain is too much for her, and she taps out.
RA: Here is your winner by submission, Rosa!
*Rosa goes over, picks Gail up, and offers to shake her hand for a good match. Gail accepts, and the two stand in the ring side by side. The crowd cheers out of respect for both combatants. Then, out of nowhere, Rosa hits Gail with a clothesline! She continuously stomps away on her. She then picks Gail up again and hits a Northern Lights Driver. The crowd boos Rosa for her actions. Now she grabs a mic*
Rosa: Carla, I hope you were watching. Because what I just did to Gail Kim in this ring is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to you! Be prepared.
*Rosa gets in another swift kick at Gail before leaving the ring*
*Fade to commercial*
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Post by dorf on Oct 4, 2005 15:29:19 GMT -5
The matches scheduled for Dorf vs. Ken Kennedy and Heiden-Dorf vs. Viscera will be postponed to the next match board, due to contract disputes. Dorf & Heiden-Dorf's contracts ended very similar since receiving an extension on their contracts when they joined the Communists.
Both contracts ended the day after Crap-a-Mania 2 and Dorf and Toomi Bischoff has been trying to find a good deal and they both agreed on a new Mega deal that will be seen starting this week on EWT HeatVelocityImpact. Heiden-Dorf was offered a lower extension on his contract and he just grunted and accepted it.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 4, 2005 15:35:41 GMT -5
*Linda Ragnal is backstage watching the match, holding onto the GND title around her shoulder. Joe is standing behind her. The crowd can be heard booing Linda.*
LINDA: How about that, Joe? Did you see what Rosa did to Gail?
JOE: Eh, can't say I'm proud about it. So have you decided on an opponent yet?
LINDA: I think I've come pretty close. But I know who it's going to come down to. Aren't Carla and Rosa supposed to have a match sometime soon?
JOE: Um, I guess.
LINDA: Well, there you go. I'll make the decision for my first real title defense right after Carla and Rosa have their match.
JOE: Ah, I see. Determine the right contender via the victor.
LINDA: Maybe. So what are you doing with the Chocula situation?
JOE: I'm gonna deal with it in a second. In the meantime, I need to go look for someone.
LINDA: Who?
JOE: You'll see...
*Joe walks off, and Linda stays in the locker room.*
FADE OUT
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
Posts: 234
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 4, 2005 17:19:02 GMT -5
*Back in the office and the place is looking fairly tidy, Mr. Big is still cleaning a few bits and pieces, Curly is sitting on the leather chair reading a top shelf magazine*
CURLY: Hey Big did you know that when a woman takes her hand and inserts it into a man's . .. .
*Suddenly the door bursts open and Jimmy Hart walks in with Dino Bravo!*
JIMMY HART (on Microphone): Hey Baby, when's my man Dino Bravo going to get a match? he's the worlds strongest man I tell ya, baby!
*Before Curly can answer, Carlito with Apple in hand walks in*
CARLITO: Hey, Carlito hasn't got a match, and that's not cool!
*He takes a bite of the apple, but before he can spit it on Curly, Mr.Big grabs Carlito by the neck, causing him to choke on it . .he then ushers the men outside and slams the door*
CURLY: Hey Big, that match board around here somewhere? . .
*Mr.Big rolls the board up to Curly, it had been resting against the wall covering a dark stain, Curly pulls the board down to see the other side and catches Big on the Chin, he screams in pain, Curly tips it back a little*
CURLY: You say something? . . . right anyway its time we did this . .. so lets see Dino Bravo . . hmm .. . . ah yes he can take on that Joe Ragnal . . . and Carlito . . hmm . . . he's a guy who doesn't do much with titles . . . hey just like that Merc guy . . . yeah Carlito v Merc . . .this is fun . .
*Curly begins scribbling on the board, and Mr. Big walks around to see what he is writing, he nods in agreement, but then puts his hand out*
CURLY: what?
Mr. BIG: He won't compete in that match! . . .
CURLY: Why not? . . . I like Texas Death-Barbed Wire-C.4 Explosive Matches . . .
Mr. BIG: Yeah so do I . . . . but Carl Guerrero is a pacifist . . .
CURLY: oh . . . well ok . . . wait I know . . .
*Curly writes something down*
CURLY: he can't say no the that can he? . . . its not violent at all . . just competition . .
Mr.BIG: Yeah, that would work . .
*Curly continues to write, after a little while he begins chuckling to himself
CURLY: Hehe . . that pair of morons, Raskall & Trunk will love there next match . . . hee hee . .
Curly continues to giggile and write . . . a knock at the door is heard and in walk Max-Mini and Little Tokyo . . . they hop on to the table*
MAX-MINI & LITTLE TOKYO: We want match . . . we helped you become midget champion! . .
CURLY: Hey . . . I may be the Biggest thing in the EWT today . . . but I don't forget my roots . . sure your on the card . . .
*The two midgets high five and walk out the office, as Oceanic can be seen walking past outside*
Mr. BIG: Hey don't forget the women's division!
CURLY: I'm on it already . . . just like I was on that girl last night!
*Mr. Big rolls his eyes at Curly's comment*
Mr. BIG: . . Boss, that was a chimpanzee, how many times do I have to remind you . . .
CURLY: . . . .Hmm she was a bit hairy, I'll admit that . . .
*A monkey screech can be heard from the closet, Mr.Big puts his hand to his face, Curly looking slightly guilty concentrates on his writing*
CURLY: There all done . . . and I finally get my dream match! . . . Curly Long v Sting . . . it will be awesome . . . The Greatest star in the history of wrestling . . versus . . the Stinger!!
*Mr.Big begins to roll the board outside, but Curly stops him*
CURLY: . . hold it Big, I forgot our EWT Champion DSR . . . now who would be a good opponent . . . bottom line is I can't think of anyone . . Big?
Mr. BIG: Hell yeah, its a tricky one . . .
CURLY: I know it should be '2 out of 3 falls' .. but who against?
*Curly scratches his bald head, and thinks*
Mr.Big: You want a coffee?
CURLY: yeah please with milk and two sugars . . . wait! . . . MILK! . .that comes from a cow . . cow's are black and white, as was Micheal Jackson's son, take away the J,A,K,S & S from that and you get Con, Conway is on Raw this week as was . . . . STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
*Curly jumps on Big's shoulders and finishes writing on the board and adds at the top 'Curly Long was ere! 05' . . he then jumps down and goes back to his leather chair and starts reading his adult magazine, as Mr. Big wheels out the board, he pulls out his own pen and makes a note of his own, he then returns to the office a grin on his face*
(fade out)
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 4, 2005 19:10:07 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor starts up as Paul runs out to the ramp, wearing a black leather jacket with the words " Drunken Demon " written in blood red on the back. There's a picture of some kind of horned beast on there as well. The toolbelt is wrapped around his neck, ALA Bubba Ray Dudley.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Birmingham Alabama, weighing in at 312 pounds, he is the unoffical Toolshed Champion... Paul Podanski!!!
Paul runs full speed down the ramp and slides into the ring, with a nice pop. He quickly ascends to the top of a nearby turnbuckle and leaps down, removing his jacket and belt, giving them both to Referee Lee, EWT's head referee.
Suddenly, Virgil comes out to Ted Dibiase's Theme, looking ready for a fight.
Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by the Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase, Virgil!!!
Virgil is immediately booed. He glares and slowly walks down to the ring and enters, facing Paul on the other side. Paul simply looks at him and stares. Soon the bell rings and Virgil charges forward, with a clothesline to the neck. Paul doesn't go down, but hunches over a bit. Virgil follows up by bouncing off the ropes and hitting another clo9thesline from behind, this time taking Podanski down. He goes for a cover. 1...2..
But Paul quickly powers out, rising to his feet and glaring at Virgil. He immediately lifts him up by the neck and sets him down gently, only to start nailing him in the face with stiff lefts and rights, Virgil staggering backwards as Paul keeps conencting. Soon he stops punching and grabs Virgil for a suplex to the mat. He quickly rises back up to his feet and runs forward for the senton splash and nails it! He goes for a cover 1...2...
But Virgil somehow kicks out. Paul sighs a bit frustratedly, rising back up, as Virgil slwoly gets to his own feet. He immediately starts nailing Paul with a few lefts and rights of his own, hitting a few until Paul catches one, and whips him into the ropes, nailing him he comes back with a Yakuza kick to the face. Virgil goes down hard.
Paul smirks and starts stomping Virgil a few times to soften him up even more. Soon Virgil rolls out stomping path. He gets bakc to his feet, only to get grabbed and hoisted up for the Manhattan Drop. As Virgil bounces around the ring holding his area, Paul watches and immediately grabs him again, hoisting him up for the Appauler... holding him up for a full five seconds before dropping him on his back. The crowd pops as he goes for another cover 1...2...
But again Virgil kicks out. Paul gets a bit frustrated, lifting Virgil back up and into Paulerbomb position, spinning around 1...2...3... Virgil drops down behind him and nails a blatent low-blow. from behind. Thats all it takes for the disqualification. But suddenly, Dibiase climbs in the ring and pins Paul. Virgil starts counting 1...2...3!
Paul just looks completely confused as Dibiase walks out of the ring and grabs the toolbelt. Virgil takes the announcer's microphone.
Virgil: Here you winnah an new Toolshed Champ... Ted Dibiase!
Paul growls angrily, slamming a fist into the mat as Dibiase and Virgil immediately exit the ring, with his toolbelt... as we fade to commercial.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 4, 2005 22:58:25 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" plays over the PA and everyone in the house knows it's time to boo. Out comes Ultimo, as big a jerk as ever, and he makes his way into the ring. Lillian rolls her eyes and holds the mic out knowing he's just going to take it anyway. Here comes promo fun!)
UC: "Good morning, slaves!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
UC: "Yeah! It's great to be back here in......um....."
(UC goes over to Lillian and asks her where the show is this week. She tells him and UC's expression sours.)
UC: "Jacksonville?! Aw man! This town is the armpit of Florida! And Florida is a hole so that says something!"
Crowd: (even louder) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
UC: "Aw shaddap! I hate rednecks and I hate Jacksonville! Do you know what else I hate? No talent yard tards stinking up the EWT with their lowest common denominator loser wrestling! Which is a convenient segue to Little Joe Raggle. While he was filming Hot Pocket commercials and saying things like "rad-tacular to the max!" I was lighting up wrestling rings all over the globe. Name a chump, a title, and a place and I've beaten him for it, in it! That's right! I'm a living legend! A real one! Not like that hairy man ape Larry Zybysco! Raggle, on the other hand, starts swinging a broom around and all of a sudden he's supposed to be a major star? Hell no! I won't go! That's why I made the challenge to The Windbreaker! One on one! No gimmicks! Straight up, on the rocks! The only way to win is to rely on your talent! So if Raggle's got the marbles, we will truly see who the man is around here! Although we already know the answer to that question! In fact, Terri said last week that Raggle was a one trick pony and has noodly loser arms!"
(Suddenly from backstage a voice is heard.)
Terri: "I NEVER SAID THAT!"
UC: (Looks back to the locker room amazed.) "Wow, she can really project. Where was I? Oh right. Raggle, keep your peepers peeled, cuz right now I'm going to show you how it's done! Now bring out my opponents....um.....who am I wrestling again?"
(Lillian shows UC the match card.)
UC: "What's a Ralphus?"
(Fireworks go off and Chris Jericho and Ralphus come out to the ramp. Normally Y2J would cut a mean promo on his opponent but since I can't do Jericho justice let's pretend he did and UC is mad. Ok, on to the match. Ding! Ding!
Ralphus and Jericho surround UC and close in on him. UC super kicks Ralphus right off the bat and he hits the deck. Jericho lays into UC with a series of forearms. UC and Jericho trade punches back and forth until Jericho kicks UC in the stomach and sends him into the ropes. Jericho flips UC with a running knee lift then comes back with an elbow drop. Ralphus is back up and checking what's left of his teeth for more casualties. Jericho holds UC's arms back and Ralphus goes for a clumsy forearm. UC sees it coming a mile away and mule kicks Ralphus back down to the mat. Jericho puts UC in a full nelson slam but modifies it into a back breaker. Jericho hits UC with a swinging neck breaker and goes for his cocky pin. He only gets a one. Jericho pelts UC in the back with some forearms, hits the ropes, and gives UC that one handed bull dog he does. Jericho immediately hits a Lionsault and goes for a pin. One and a half. Ralphus once again is up and ready for action but this time Jericho gives him the skunk eye. He tells Ralphus to stand in the corner and stay out of the way but Ralphus doesn't want to. Jericho gets upset with him and forcefully tells him to go to the corner. Ralphus hangs his head and stands in the corner while Jericho takes care of business.
UC is back up and Jericho gives him another knee lift. Jericho snap suplexes UC and starts punching him in the head while he's down. Jericho double under hooks UC and gives him another back breaker, going for a pin. Two. Jericho sends UC into the ropes but UC reverses. Jericho comes off the ropes and UC goes for a boot to the stomach but Jericho catches his foot, spins him around, and belts UC with an enziguri. Ralphus comes out from the corner looking to help out but Jericho screams at him, telling him to go back to the corner. Sadly Ralphus does what he's told. Jericho turns around to get a spinning knuckle across the nose from UC. UC hits a T-bone suplex and begins to stomp away on Jericho. UC hits Jericho with two Bret Hart style elbow drops then a quick elbow to the sternum. UC picks Jericho up and hits a Rude Awakening. He goes for the pin but only gets two.
Ralphus comes out from the corner looking to hit UC with an axe handle but UC telegraphs it and throws Jericho into Ralphus. Ralphus gets knocked down and Jericho staggers back to get a full nelson suplex from UC into a bridge. Two count. UC grabs Jericho by the head and rams it into the turnbuckle not once, not twice, but thrice! Jericho staggers out and UC mounts the second turnbuckle waiting for his opportunity. Jericho turns around and UC leaps off with a vertical dropkick but Jericho catches his legs and goes for the Liontamer (The Walls Of Jericho sucks!) Jericho almost has UC over but he's fighting it reaching for the ropes. Just as Jericho finally has it applied UC has managed to grab the bottom rope forcing the hold to be broken. Jericho measures UC and hits the ropes for momentum. UC turns and sees Jericho running toward him and gives Jericho a drop toe hold that sends Jericho throat first onto the second rope. UC sees this and runs the ropes blasting Jericho in the face with the 503 ;D Jericho flops to the center of the ring and UC stands on the apron, singing a stupid little ditty...)
UC: "Anything Rey can do I can do better! I can do anything better than Rey......"
(Jericho stands up and UC goes for a spring board hurricanrana, but Jericho catches UC and powerbombs him. Jericho hangs on and power bombs UC again, then a third time. Jericho goes for a pin. Two! Jericho pelts UC in the head a couple times then sends him into the ropes. UC ducks a clotheslines and rebounds with a spinning heel kick. Ralphus staggers back up but UC floors him again with a spinning clothesline. UC goes back to Jericho and applies cobra clutch. Jericho looks like he's fading as UC senses victory. The ref lifts Jericho's arm and it drops. He lifts it again and once again his arm drops. The ref lifts it a third time but Jericho doesn't let it drop, instead he elbows UC in the stomach. He elbows UC in the stomach again and the hold is broken. Jericho hits the ropes but UC ducks and runs the ropes himself. Both men meet dead center of the ring when the both go for a flying forearm and knock each other stupid. The ref is counting for both men to get up. At about seven both men are up. UC back elbows Jericho in the face and props him up onto the ropes. UC goes for another hurricanrana but Jericho pushes him off causing UC to flip and land on his stomach. Once UC is up Jericho leaps off with a missile dropkick and goes for the pin. Two and a half. Jericho picks up UC and gives him a side suplex. Just then Ralphus comes over once again looking to put UC away but Jericho gets up in his grill. Ralphus really wants to pin UC but Jericho isn't having it. Over the crowd you can hear Jericho screaming....)
Y2J: "Get in the corner and stay there! Don't come out anymore! Get in the corner and don't come out or else!"
(Ralphus does what he's told and Jericho smirks. But the instant he turns around UC levels him with a superkick. Jericho staggers up and UC is right there to blast him with the Sugar Fix. UC covers Jericho and gets the three count.)
Lillian: "Here is your winner............Ultimo Chocula!"
(UC gets up and smiles, raising his arm in victory. He looks over to Ralphus and gives him the double thumbs up and a stupid look. As UC leaves the ring Ralphus goes over to Jericho to see if he's ok. After Jericho collects himself he shoves Ralphus and starts yelling at him.)
Y2J: "Why didn't you do something?! He was pinning me!"
Ralphus: "You told me not to do anything!"
Y2J: "GAAAAAAAH!!!!"
(Jericho looks up on the entry ramp to see UC pointing and laughing at him, which doesn't exactly make his day.
Next segment....)
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 5, 2005 1:27:41 GMT -5
*Faint plays as Joe Ragnal enters and runs down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...the Cloudbreaker, Joe RAGNAL!
*Joe asks for a microhpone from Lillian. Joe gets one, and starts talking into it.*
JOE: Now, last I heard backstage, Ultimo Chocula has been demanding a rematch. And to his sad credit, I say that he doesn't deserve it!
*The crowd is behind chanting "Joe!Joe!Joe!Joe!"*
JOE: I beat him in a Hardcore-style match. That's possibly the best value of seeing guys get the snot beaten out of them. There is no way in HELL that a rematch is gonna help you, Chocula, because since I beat you, you have been considered a LOSER!
*The crowd cheers Joe on.*
JOE: But you know, despite not being worthy and all, I'll give you that rematch. Just name the time, and I will beat you easier than the Fun House! But until then, I'm making a challenge to anyone in the back. Just to show I can wrestle with great ability, I will face anybody that is looking to-
*Dino Bravo's music plays as Dino and Jimmy Hart come out to the ring.*
LILLIAN:And the opponent, being accompaniedby Jimmy Hart...Dino BRAVO!
*Just as the bellrings, Joe talks into the mic again.*
JOE: Hold it, hold it. Jimmy. Dude. Shouldn't you be in the back? You saw what Linda did to you last week. DO you want the same thing to happen to you?
*Jimmy Hart stares at Jo, and then walks halfway up to the ramp to watch the action. Dino is yeling at Hart to get down to the ring, but Joe turns him around and pummels Dino, whips him into the opposite ropes, and hits him with a spinning wheel kick. Dino gets up and runs after Joe, but Joe trips him onto the second rope. Joe looks for a 619, but Dino gets up and grabs him before he hits. Dino goes for a swinging sidewalk slam, but Joe counters into a Christo (Gail Kim's submission finisher.) Joe applies the hold and keeps it in until Dino falls to the ground after one minute. Dino tries to get to the ropes by dragging on the floor, but still can't break out of the move and submits.*
LILLIAN: Here is your winner...Joe RAGNAL!
*Joe raises his fist in victory and heads into the back. As he walks up the ramp, he yells to the camera,'That's gonna be you, Chocula!'*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Oct 5, 2005 2:19:50 GMT -5
*Commercials end and Flame pyro hit. Ultimo's music plays as he walks down to the ring dressed in his blue mask and tights.*
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall and now entering hailing from Japan: Ultimo Dragon.
*Before Ultimo can even climb in the ring the beginning of ICP's Halls of Illusion hit and Deamon Cohln walks out. He throws his hands in the air and flames spew from all around the video screens on-stage. Deamon runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He stands. hops to the camera side ropes and stands on the second and thrid on and salutes the crowd as they go crazy.*
Match:
The bell rings and Ultimo and Deamon lock up. Deamon wins this small battle by grabbing the arm of Ultimo and cranks it behind his back. Deamon throws him to the ropes then bouces off the opposite side and clotheslines him in the back of the head. Ultimo bouces back to the center of the ring where Deamon pounds him with kicks. Ultimo manages to stand and delivers a couple blows this his upper arm to the chest of Deamon. This is ruled useless as Deamon gets back up and hits a devastating neckbreacker. He scambles and attempts to get a pin.
1... 2... Kick by Ultimo
Ultimo returns to his feet but he is too dazed to do anything good. Deamon runs to the top-rope seeing his cahnce. He is taking a risk put it could get thim the win. Ultimo turns around and Deamon delivers Teh Crush, a flying spear from the top-rope. Seeing another oppertunity at foot he scrambles for another pin.
1... 2... The crowd is getting excited Kick by Ultimo, but the crowd seems to be more juiced up now.
Ultimo finally starts mounting what could be called a offense. He starts by throwing arms and hitting Deamon on the chest. Then he Irish whips him into the corner where Deamon stays to rest a bit. Little does he know that Ultimo is running at him. He flips over wraps his legs around the head of Deamon and Hurricaranas him to the center of the ring. He sees his chance and climbs to the top rope of the turnbuckle. He attempts the Asai Moonsault but finds there is no one home and crash lands. Deamon stands and falls into the nearest turnbuckle seemingly waiting for Ultimo to stand up. Ultimo returns to his feet and before he can do anything Deamon kicks him in the stomach grabs his head and hits the Deamon Doom DDT.
1... 2... 3! The crowd goes wild from this display.
Announcer: Here is your winner Deamon COHLN!
*Deamon calls for a microphone*
Deamon: That was a real match people! Been awile since you seen one of those. Ultimo was a worthy foe but he still couldn't stop the power of the Deamon!
*The crowd cheers to show there agreement*
Deamon: But remember people of Deamon. This is just step one. First we go at th bottom destroing all we see. Then we move up...and up....and UP all the way to the EWT Title. But wait..wait.. I'm not there yet, oh no, I gotta fight my way up. Just like I did in EWWF, WFW and NwPw! Now people I'm Deamon Cohln, and that's THE GODAMN TRUTH!
*Deamon Drops the mic and walks backward up the stage as his music plays and the camera finally fades to commercial.*
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 5, 2005 9:07:50 GMT -5
Ted Dibiase can be seen backstage in his lockeroom, polishing his new... " belt " Virgil is standing behidn him watching.
Ted Dibiase: Hahaha! My plan was brilliant. That hick Podanski never saw it coming!
Virgil: Yeah boss... you right bout that.
Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Dibiase turns around.
Dibiase: Hmmmm... Virgil, answer that. I'm busy right here.
Virgil nods and walks up to the door and opens it, only to get tackled by Paul Podanski who starts beating him ruthlessly until he's busted open completely. Dibiase looks around in horror and slowly tries to exit the room. Paul glares at him, lifting up Virgil and whipping him full speed in Ted, thier heads colliding as they both fall down.
Paul quickly walks over, lifts Dibiase up by the neck and slams him headfirst into a locker in the room, then goes for a cover. Some referee comes in and counts 1...2...3!!!
Podanski opens the locker and shoves both Dibiase and Virgil inside, then slams it shut, walking over and taking back his unofficial championship and running full speed out of the lockerroom...
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 5, 2005 15:19:51 GMT -5
*Carla O Woe walks up to the match board. Limey follows her, and looks at the matchboard. Limey whistles at this, whilst Carla looks really vexed.*
Limey: AMW, eh? If I wasn't teaming with Bret, I'd be damn-well honoured by that. Good booking on the part of the VLB, I'd say.
Carla: Easy for YOU to say! *I* have to face Nicole Bass! NICOLE BASS!
Limey: Hmm. *Looks* Yeesh. Well, if it's any consolation, I'll be there for you.
Carla: (Smiles) Appreciated, Limey, but I'm a big girl. I can handle myself in the ring. I'd just prefer a competitor that wasn't so....y'know...wrestlecrap.
Limey: Didn't you once pose as a clueless Diva Search reject?
Carla: (Pause) Shut up and help me get ready for my match.
Limey: You're the boss.
*Limey and Carla walk off.*
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Post by scbg on Oct 5, 2005 15:53:13 GMT -5
Rod Fisham is backstage with Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk.
Fisham: I'm standing here with Raskall and Trunk, who will be facing the Johnsons in an upcoming match. Your thoughts?
Raskall: You wanna know what I think? I think it's a load of crap that Curly Long was given the position of temporary GM. And not only that, he gives us a match against two guys dressed like Ron Jeremy's biggest fans. Now, I know me and Trunk don't exactly get along with Curly, but if Toomi Bischoff were still here, we'd be first in line for those EWT tag titles! Not facing a couple of jobbers with an unhealthy dong fetish!
Fisham: Apparently you guys aren't aware of the special stipulation for this match.
Raskall: Oh, and what's that? Cage match? Ladder? Tables? Or does that little perv want us in a Bra and Panties match? I know he gets off to just about everything, but there's a limit, boy!
Fisham: Actually, Curly Long has booked you two in a Blindfold match.
Raskall: A Blindfold match? That's the best he could come up with? What're the Johnsons gonna wear, giant condoms?
Fisham: Well...
Raskall: Well, it's probably best that we're in a Blindfold match. We won't have to look at all the freaks and fat, dumpy chicks in the audience.
Crowd rips into them.
Raskall: Go ahead, kid. Tell "Mr. Long" what we think about his scary stipulation. We're out.
Raskall and Trunk exit, leaving Rod Fisham perplexed. As if he had any other emotion.
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Post by craigkendo on Oct 5, 2005 15:56:31 GMT -5
*MNM'S music hits, and out comes MNM. Johnny and Joey come out, pose for the paparazzi, and then get into the ring, followed by Melina, who does her special entrance. They pose, and then Melina grabs the mic.*
Melina: So, this will be the first match of this "Connection" we've heard so little about. Whoopie-doo! Everyone knows here that there's only one group of "somebodies" here, and that's MNM. We know Paris and Ashton, The Connection knows no-one. Exactly how are we supposed to be afraid of this group if no-one cares about them?
*The Lights suddenly all go out. The image of a Pentagram-Ankh burns onto screen. Suddenly, Rammenstein's "Ich Will" plays, and The Connection appear. They walk slowly and methodically into the ring. Holly Vaughn and Tony Chang pull down on the top rope, and allow their leader, Craig Kendo, to step on their backs as he enters the ring. They circle the centre of the ring, then open up their arms in prayer. They then turn their attention to MNM. Tony Chang rushes Joey Mercury, Holly Vaughn attacks Johnny Nitro, and the match is underway.
Holly Vaughn throws Joey into the turnbuckle, and goes wild on him with several kicks. She then takes a few steps back before charging at him, hitting a dropkick that sends him over the top rope to the outside. Holly then slowly walks back to her corner, and steps through the ropes, leaving Tony Chang and Johnny Nitro as the legal men.
Chang kicks Nitro in the ribs as Nitro is hung up on the ropes. Chang then steps back, and holds his arms out as a tribute to his dark religion before kicking Nitro mercilessly in the ribs. Chang then pulls Nitro off the ropes, and into a Northern Lights suplex. Chang then steps on Nitro's chest. Chang then stomps down on Nitro before jumping off in a somersault, landing on Nitro in a modified moonsault. Chang then tags in "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn.
Vaughn observes Nitro, who is getting up. She kicks him in the chest, sending him reeling. As Nitro gets to his feet, he stumbles backwards, calling for a "Time-out". Vaughn approaches him, emotionless. Nitro finds himself up against the turnbuckle, and in desperation, he hops up the turnbuckle, leaping off and hitting a dropkick on Holly Vaughn. Nitro then quickly tags in Mercury.
Mercury immediately works away on Vaughn, stomping at her. However, Vaughn trips up Mercury, and holds onto his ankle. She then takes his leg over to the ropes, and ties the leg to the ropes. Mercury desperately tries to escape as the ref helps. Vaughn quietly observes this before calmly stepping up the turnbuckle, leaping off with a leg drop onto Mercury's leg.
Mercury screams in pain, and Nitro runs in to save his partner. However, Craig Kendo also runs in, and Nitro runs straight into a Yakuza kick. Kendo then picks up Mercury, grabs him by the throat, and calls Chang into the ring. Chang and Vaughn get down on their knees, and hold out their arms in prayer, heads bowed. Kendo then lifts up Mercury, holds him up high, then hits the ENLIGHTENMENT.
Chang and Vaughn then rise from their positions, and turn their attention to Mercury, who has freed himself from the ropes, and is crawling towards his corner. Chang looks like he is going to stop Mercury, but he is held back by Kendo and Vaughn. As Mercury reaches the ropes, he is comforted by Melina, who is now in tears. However, Mercury then tags Melina in before rolling out to the back, clutching his leg which appears to be broken (Sid Vicious broken). Melina watches in terror as Craig Kendo hoists up Melina, and slams her straight into the middle of the ring.
Melina gets down on her knees to beg The Connection for mercy, but it is to no avail. She begs Kendo not to do anything to her, but is oblivious to Tony Chang. He approaches Melina with a smile, and while she is on her knees, he lifts his leg high into the air, bringing down on the back of Melina's head. VIPERBITE KICK CONNECTS.
Holly Vaughn then slowly goes over to Melina's downed body, and makes the pin.
1, 2, 3!
WINNERS: THE CONNECTION
Post-match, the Connection bow their heads in prayer, and then Chang realies that Johnny Nitro is about to get up, still groggy from the effects of the Enlightenment. Chang then walks to the back of Nitro, a grin on his face. As Nitro raises his body, and rises to one knee, Chang lifts his leg up again, bringing it down for the VIPERBITE KICK to the back of Nitro's head. The Connection then leave the ring unrushed as Trainers, EMT's, referees come down to seek to the unconcious Nitro and Melina, and the screaming Mercury, his leg apparantly broken.
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 5, 2005 16:53:27 GMT -5
*Chrysta is backstage, watching the Connection's match. She looks on, and for once, her cold, expressionless face grows a slight grin.*
Chrysta: I love it, Ms. White. Those three know sadism and evil when they wrestle.
Ms. White: Ew, just...poor Mercury.Ew!Ew!I wan the image out of my mind!EEEEW!
*chrysta's face goes back to it's emotionless state*
Chrysta: Ms. White, you shall eventually understand how it is to one day take a body and leave it, shall we say...cold.
Ms. White: Oh, God, you're not!
Chrysta: Perhaps, Ms. White...I may yet have their attentions.
FADE TO BLACK
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Post by scbg on Oct 5, 2005 17:17:04 GMT -5
A loud BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING is heard over the PA system, followed by generic rock music, as the Johnsons approach the ring for a match. Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura on commentary.
Howard Finkel: The following contest is a Blindfold Match scheduled for ONE fall! On the way to the ring, at a combined weight of 462 pounds, Richard and Rod, the Johnsons!
Jesse Ventura: Take a look at these guys, Gorilla! How does the EWT get away with something like this?
Gorilla Monsoon: Put the wife and kids to bed, Jesse! This team is not in the best interest of the pure of heart.
Guns 'n' Roses "Hair of the Dog" blasts throughout the arena as Raskall and Trunk arrive.
Finkel: And at a combined weight of 515 pounds, Raskall and Trunk!
Gorilla: These two men have gotten into quite a scuffle with Curly Long and Mr. Big, and there doesn't seem to be a resolution in sight.
Jesse: Why is it, Gorilla, that you always have to find a resolution, or try to solve the problem? Just let the two teams fight it out! EWT isn't about peaceful resolutions! This isn't Versailles, Gorilla. It's wrestling!
Gorilla: Well, if you'll excuse my commentary partner's outburst, this match is about to begin. Both teams will be hindered by the use of a blindfold. Normal rules, pinfalls and submissions apply. The only difference is that the blindfold must be kept on at all times.
Jesse: This match is a joke. An absolute joke. Here you have a fine young tag team in Raskall and Trunk, and you have to hide their abilities by making them wear blindfolds. It ruins the entire match, Monsoon.
The two teams are issued their blindfolds. At first it appears that Raskall and Rod are starting out the match, but as soon as Rod gets his blindfold on, Trunk steps into the ring before the bell rings. He runs right at Rod and hits a knee to the gut, knocking the wind out of him.
Gorilla: Bit of a cheap tactic there, but effective.
Trunk feels around the ring with his foot until it touches Rod, and then stomps on him a few times. He bends over to pick Rod up, but Rod rolls out of the way. Trunk is still looking for Rod. Rod feels his way around, until he gets a hand on Trunk's back. Trunk whips his hand around and just misses nailing Rod square in the face. Rod manages to kick Trunk in the back of the leg a few times, bringing the big man down.
Jesse: Are you sure they can't see through those things? They seem to be having an easy time out there.
Gorilla: Trust me, you can't see a thing with those blindfolds on.
Jesse: What, have you tested them?
Gorilla: Let's just get back to the match.
Rod has Trunk down to one knee. He feels around and puts on a rear headlock. He manages to hold on for a few seconds before Trunk gets to his feet, grabs Rod by the cranium, and whips Rod over his head to the mat.
Gorilla: That might be a turning point in this match!
Jesse: It's pretty hard to have a turning point in a blindfold match, Monsoon. There are no advantages.
Rod manages to crawl to the ropes, while Trunk is feeling around to find him. Rod feels his way along the ropes until he gets to a corner and reaches out for a tag, but there's nobody in the corner. The referee tells him it's an empty corner.
Jesse: Now that's not fair, Monsoon! The point of a blindfold match is that you can't see anything! Don't help him out!
Gorilla: If the referee hadn't done anything, Rod would be tagging at air all night long.
Rod crawls along the rope to another corner and makes a tag. Unfortunately he tags Raskall. Raskall enters the ring. The ref comes over to the corner and tries to explain to Raskall that he isn't the legal man. While Raskall and the ref are arguing, Trunk removes his blindfold.
Gorilla: Hey! He's removing his blindfold! Ref, turn around!
Jesse: He can't call what he can't see, Monsoon!
Trunk grabs a still-blindfolded Rod and picks him up for the Puncture Press!
Gorilla: And Trunk's got him up! What does he have in mind?
Trunk nails the Puncture Press! He puts his blindfold back on and makes the cover. The ref turns around and makes the count.
1...2...3!
Howard Finkel: Here are your winners, Raskall and Trunk!
Gorilla: What an absolutely devastating maneuver! Goodnight, Rod Johnson!
Jesse: Look Gorilla, I don't think they're done!
Richard Johnson is still standing, blindfolded, at ringside. Trunk grabs him and tosses him over the top rope. He whips him into the ropes and delivers a punishing Trunk Buster!
Gorilla: This Marcus Trunk has some incredible power moves! He could go a long way here in the Extreme Wrestling Threaderation!
Raskall points to the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top rope, and nails a Raskall House Special frog splash!
Gorilla: What an awesome aerial maneuver from Rick Raskall! This tag team in unbelievable!
Jesse: You may be looking at the EWT's next tag team champions, Monsoon!
Raskall has a microphone.
Raskall: Curly Long! If you're trying to humiliate Raskall and Trunk, then you've got a long way to go! But we won't be done with you until we've driven you and your Frankenstein monster right out of the EWT!
Trunk: If I see that little bastard again, I'm gonna bite his goddamn head off!
Raskall: Ya hear that? Trunk don't like you, Curly. The last guy that Trunk didn't like ended up in a bodycast!
Gorilla: These guys mean business, Jesse!
Raskall: Nobody's gonna make fools out of us! And that goes for all the other jokers around here! I don't care if you're a skinny little jobber or the World Heavyweight Champion, we will get the last laugh!
Gorilla: Looks like the situation between these two teams is about to escalate, Jesse!
Jesse: And none too soon! We could use some more excitement here in EWT!
Gorilla: And with that, we now turn it over to Sean Mooney, at the Event Center!
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 5, 2005 17:27:13 GMT -5
*We find ourselves backstage and Steve Austin is in Curly's office . . . he has a beer bottle in hand and is clearly very pissed off . . Curly is sitting on his sofa*
STEVE AUSTIN: Now listen son, I don't give a damm about this poxy federation and what you say! . . . I'm not putting this DSR punk over! . . . and if I can do it Vince McMahon I sure as hell can do it to you!
CURLY LONG: But . .
STEVE AUSTIN: I'm leaving! . . . and thats the bottom line . . . cause Stone Cold said so!!
*Steve Austin storms out and cracks the bottle over an unfortunate technician . . . Austin Aries is waiting outside to speak to Curly a grim look on his face, he walks in but before he can so much as talk Curly starts*
CURLY LONG: Austin Aries . . . your my new number one contender for the EWT Heavyweight Title . . now off you go and get ready for you 2 out of 3 falls match . . . which is going to have some new stipulations!
*Austin Aries is shown the door by Mr. Big and swiftly removed, Mr. Big then turns to Curly*
Mr. BIG: er . . boss he was the guy you had in the match for the EWT OX division title . . .
CURLY: Ah . . crap! . . .this is more troublesome than that incident I had with Rico and Jackie Gayda in the washroom! . . ok who we have left? . . . Psichosis . . nah too mexican . . . Paul London? . . . injured . . Alex Shelley? . . . whos's Alex Shelley?
Mr. BIG: He's a great talent on the indie circuit . . . I think . .
CURLY: An Indie wrestler? . . . well as Talented as he is we need someone who has star potential . . . this is my management damm it and I want a star in my big matches . . .I've got it! . . . get me the board!
*Mr. Big wheels in the match board for Curly, who begins writing*
CURLY: It will be Alex Shelley versus Eddie Omega versus Jushin "Thunder" Liger . . for the EWT OX Division title!
*Mr. Big nods with enthusiasm, and returns the board to the corridor*
(fade out)
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Post by Poker Joker on Oct 5, 2005 20:16:41 GMT -5
(The scene opens in the E.W.T. lockerroom. Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark is seen scribbling something on a Post-It note. He looks around for a minute to see if anyone is watching him. He then rips the note off of its tablet and sticks it onto a locker, behind him. Billy then walks away without saying a word.
The camera zooms in on the note. It reads:
We need to talk! Meet me at 3303 S. Steamboat Drive at 8:30. Come alone!
- B. Ubermark.
The camera sits on the note for a couple of seconds before scrolling up to reveal the name on the locker that the note is stuck to. It's MAELSTROM'S locker!
The camera sits on Maelstrom's name for three seconds before it fades to black.)
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 5, 2005 22:27:11 GMT -5
(Terri Runnels is walking backstage and heads towards the lounge. When she opens the door the lights are out. She flips the switch and......)
UC: "SURPRISE!"
(UC jumps out from behind the couch and throws confetti into the air, scaring the bejeebers out of Terri.)
Terri: "GAH!"
(Terri grabs her chest and tries to get her breath back.)
Terri: "What are doing? Trying to give me a heart attack?"
UC: "Well....yeah."
Terri: "Why?"
UC: "Because it's your birthday! I thought I'd throw you a little party with all of your friends!"
(UC makes a motion to show all of the guests but it's an empty room.)
Terri: "Umm......where are they?"
UC: "Not here. I called all of your friends up but when they found it was me they all hung up. Apparently they're throwing you a party and I'm not invited. Bloody philistines."
Terri: "Wow. I can't believe you remembered.....(thinks about it)....or that I ever told you in the first place. How did you know it was my birthday?"
UC: "I had Repo Man go through your purse."
Terri: (shocked) "What?!"
UC: "Kidding! I'm just kidding!"
(UC and Terri laugh for a minute, then UC nervously glances back to a closet where Repo Man is hiding. They give each other a thumbs up and Repo crawls out a window and runs away.)
UC: "So, now that you're here, blow out the candles and make a wish!"
(UC whips out a Hostess Ding Dong with a ton of candles on it. He lights it and it goes up in a blaze. UC panics and throws it in the sink dousing it in water. Terri just watches the show.)
Terri: "How many candles were on that thing?"
UC: "One for every year. Thir...."
(Terri suddenly punches UC in the arm.)
UC: "Ow! What was that for?"
Terri: "Sorry! Sorry! Just don't say that number!"
UC: "What number? You mean thir...."
(Terri punches UC again.)
UC: "Ow! What the froop?!"
Terri: "Sorry! It won't happen again! Alright! What did you get me?"
UC: "You want your present? Ok! Close your eyes and hold out your arms!"
(Terri does this and UC hands her a box. She opens her eyes and opens up her gift. She pulls out a brown girly T-shirt with a picture of UC in a fez with the text "Ultimo Chocula Is My Flavorite Wrestler." Terri starts laughing.)
Terri: "Ha! This is awesome, in that Napoleon Dynamite kind of way!"
UC: "Who?"
Terri: "Nevermind. Are you selling these on your website?"
UC: "Oh no! This here is a one of a kind! Made especially for you! Now, since I've already wrestled my match, I'm going to take you wherever you want to go! You name it, we're there! And I do mean anywhere! Where do you wanna go?"
Terri: "Anywhere? Hmm...you know. I've always wanted to go to that French restaurant, Le Snobbe."
(UC sags a bit at this.)
Terri: "And I heard that the ballet is in town. I'd really like to go see that."
(UC sags lower.)
Terri: "Oh! Then we can go the club and go dancing! I haven't danced in ages!"
(UC is bumming now.)
UC: "Wouldn't you rather go bowling or something?"
Terri: "Ultimo! You said anything!"
UC: "Ok, ok. You're right. We'll do all those things. But first let's have some cake! Whoo!"
(UC turns to the sink and sees the wet chocolaty mush that was once on fire.)
UC: "..........Oh yeah, right."
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 5, 2005 23:17:41 GMT -5
*HBH and Gasoline are looking at the match board put up by Curly*
HBH: America's Most Wanted, eh? Should be interesting. Seeing as I've carried my tag team "partner" to many great matches, I don't see why I can't do it again.
Gas: Good luck. I got the Mean Street Posse in a handicap match.
HBH: You're not worried, are you?
Gas: Worried? About these three buffoons? Pfft. It'll be a piece of cake.
*Rosa enters the picture*
HBH: Whoa, that was quite a hurting you put on Gail Kim out there.
Rosa: Yeah well, I didn't wan't to, but I had to do it to show everyone that I mean business. I'm taking over things in EWT, and there's nobody who can stop me.
HBH: Getting a bit of a mean streak. I like that.
Rosa: Shouldn't you guys be getting ready for your matches?
HBH: I'm always ready. Now as for my so-called "partner", on the other hand... not to sure about him.
Gas: And I know I'll make short work out of the Mean Street Posse.
HBH: That's true.
Rosa: Well, in that case, I'm going back to the locker room to take a shower. You guys coming?
HBH: Yeah, we'll be right there.
*Rosa walks off. A smile comes across the faces of Gasoline and HBH, and they eventually walk off*
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 5, 2005 23:51:31 GMT -5
*Luna's music plays as she enters and walks to the ring.*
Chimel:The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring is Luna!
*Senzafine plays as Chrysta slowly enters, Ms. White following behind.*
Chmel:And her opponent, from Juno, Alaska...The Ice Queen, CHRYSTA!
*Chrysta gets into the ring, and stares at Luna. Luna charges at Chrysta. Chrysta get knocked down fast by a clothesline, but she gets up immediately. Luna charges at her againm but this time Chrysta hits Lunda with a boot to the face. Luna is now down on the floor, her forehead bleeding. The ref looks at Chrysta and goes to check her boots. As he does this, Ms. White grabs Luna by the neck and chokes her against the ringpost until the ref stops checking Chrysta's boots. Chrysta goes back to Luna, picks her up off the ground, and hits the Orang Crush on Luna, Chrysta flips her over, and puts Luna into the Frostbite. After a minute, Luna taps out, and the bell rings, but Chrysta keeps the hold in. The refferee tries to get the hold off to no avail. After a few minutes and three bell rings, Chrysta throws Luna down to the canvas, and points to Ms White. She nods, and gets a table from underneath the ring, and brings it into the ring. Ms. White sets it up, and Chrysta grabs Luna and tosses her onto the table. Chrysta gets onto the top rope, nd hits the Falling Icicle on Luna, putting her through the table. Chrysta gets up, and grabs a mic.*
Chrysta: Connection, for your consideration. And Linda? Dear sweet Linda? Remember, I'm looking for you. And when the time comes...HELL...will FREEZE OVER!
*Chrysta drops the mic, and she and Ms. White walk off as Senzafine play. Fade to black*
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Post by Oceanic on Oct 6, 2005 0:19:11 GMT -5
Harvey Whippleman leads the way for Bertha Faye as they walk down the aisle and into the ring. The crowd is rather apathetic towards the two.
The lights dim and Oceanic comes out to the opposite reaction from the fans. She gets into the ring and removes her sarong, then gets a glimpse at Faye. She shakes her head at what is supposed to pass as her opponent. She gets the attention of a fan and points at her wrist, mouthing the words "Time me."
The bell rings and Bertha and Oceanic tie up. Faye goes for a waist lock but Oceanic wants none of that and elbows Faye across the face a few times and the hold is broken. Oceanic snap mares Faye over in the middle of the ring and immediately applies the rear naked choke. Faye struggles a bit but goes limp and the referee calls for the bell.
Oceanic lets go of the hold and points at the fan with the wrist watch. He yells out "Eighteen seconds!" over the din of the fans yelling. Oceanic acknowledges and takes the microphone.
"According to my new friend in the front row I just beat Bertha Faye in eighteen seconds. You'd think I would be happy about this but that's not accurate. I'm very disappointed. I thought by now I'd be the GND champion, not mid carding with idiotic gimmick wrestlers. Unfortunately, thanks to Toomi, that is the case. Now I got Mia breathing down my neck, saying that she deserves the title shot more than me. Mia, what have done? You played third wheel to a moron and a grilled cheese. Yeah, I know, you were given a script, it's what creative told you to do, and you got some extra cash for playing along. Let me ask you something, Mia. Did it ever occur to you that is what Toomi wanted to keep you out of the GND scene? He had his fluffer girl Hillary Clitton as champion. There's no way he was going to let her get hurt and lose the belt. That's why you were given the stupid angle. To keep you away from the belt. Now you want a title shot. That's just too bad. I've been working for months to get my shot, and I'm not going to let some sellout take it from me."
Her music starts up again and Oceanic leaves to a huge pop.
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