Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 9, 2005 11:49:06 GMT -5
*We are at ringside with Lillian Garcia*
LILLIAN: The following is a 2 on 1 handicap match . . .
*On that "Apocalypse Please" plays out across the speakers and Maelstrom makes his presence felt, the fans go crazy as he makes his way to the ring*
LILLIAN: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 289 pounds, MAELSTROM!!!
*Maelstrom gets in the ring and plays to the crowd, before doing a few stretches, and then Randy Orton's music begins to play*
LILLIAN: and his opponents . . . from St.Louis . . . they weigh in at around 558 pounds . . . Randy and 'Cowboy' Bob Orton!
*The father and son duo head to the ring, Randy points at Maelstrom saying he is going down! . . .they get in the ring*
*The Bell Rings*
The two Ortons rush Maelstrom, and start pounding on him, they set him up for an irish whip and a double clothesline, but Maelstrom ducks the first attempt and then knocks them both down with a double clothesline! . . Maelstrom picks up Bob Orton senior and press slams him out of the ring to the floor. Having evened the odds Maelstrom turns to Randy Orton . . RKO!! . . Randy raises his arms in his arrogant pose and then goes for the cover . .
1,2,3
Maelstrom kicks out at the last minute, Randy Orton can't believe it, he argues with the ref claiming it was three. Maelstrom begins to get up, but Randy is waiting and gives him a few kicks before locking in an armbar. Maelstrom struggles against it . . eventually standing himself up with Randy still locked on his arm, but now on Maelstrom's shoulders! . . . Maelstrom falls back crushing Randy beneath his weight. Accidental cover by Maelstrom . .
1,2
Randy kicks out and rolls to the corner, Maelstrom holds his arm as he follows the Randy and begins to lay into him with some punches. Bob Orton manages to get to the Orton corner and waits for a tag in . . . Maelstrom knees Randy in the chest and pulls him away from the corner, before hitting a big Suplex he then follows with a couple of elbow drops. Maelstrom picks Orton up and signals for a chokeslam but Orton reverses into another armbar . . after a few minutes of fighting it Maelstrom reaches the ropes. Randy decides to make a tag, here comes Bob Orton! . . . he hits Maelstrom with a couple of stiff looking uppercuts and then locks in a hammerlock . . . he takes Maelstrom to there corner and makes a quick tag to Randy . . who climbs the turnbuckle and hits Maelstroms arm with a flying sledgehammer of a shot. Randy continues to work on the arm with an armbar takedown. . . he then follows with a couple of stomps before taunting the crowd with his arms raised! . . . he turns back to Maelstrom and gets taken down by a scissor legsweep! . . Maelstrom gets up and gives Bob Orton a punch to the face knocking him to the floor, before climbing the turnbuckle and in a rare display of agility leaps off with a precision elbow drop to Randy Orton's sternum, cover . .
1,2,3
Randy Orton puts his leg on the ropes to escape the pinfall. Maelstrom annoyed picks up Randy and sets him up for the Whirlpool, but here comes Bob Orton with a pipe! . . but Maelstrom has it scouted and throws Randy to one side and big boots Bob Orton. Bob stumbles to his feet only to be greeted with kick tot he gut and a big Shoulder breaker! . . . Randy is up and goes for another RKO, but Maelstrom pushes him away into the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a sleeper, which then turns into attempted suplex by Randy, but its reversed by Maelstrom into the Vortex Drop!!, cover.
1,2,3.
*bell rings*
LILLIAN: Your Winner . . . Maelstrom!!
*The two Ortons roll out of the ring and head to the back, Maelstrom grabs a mike as they go*
MAELSTROM: . . . Looks like I'm the Legend killer now . . . *laughs* . . .
*Maelstrom signals to the back and a man runs out with the confidential folder Billy gave him earlier*
MAELSTROM: Billy I read your plan, and although I have no trust for you and would really like to feed you to the sharks. I think that an alliance between me and you could work wonders in restoring the Tri-State Title to its rightful owner . . . You see Merc we earned that title, while you stole it . . I'd watch your back from now on Merc . . . . because your a marked man! . . . The Tide Will Turn!
*The crowd cheers as Maelstrom heads to the back*
(cut to commercial)
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 9, 2005 12:35:01 GMT -5
*Joe Ragnal is walking backstage, when he hears crying coming from the women's locker room. Joe peaks his head in and sees Secretary Saucy packing her gym bag up, sobbing her eyes out. Joe looks out for a second.*
JOE: Oh, just one of the girls crying. Though it was-Waitasec, who was that?
*Joe goes back inside the locker room and confronts Saucy.*
JOE: Saucy?
SAUCY: Oh, Joe...I...guess you're wondering, huh?
*She wipes the tears from her eyes*
JOE: What, about the crying? Or why you're back here? I thought the Sum Stuff reports said you quit.
SAUCY: *sob* Yeah, but I found out about the match against Jaqueline, and they asked me to come back. Then the PTA, they just...Oh, God, what did I do to deserve that? *cries*
JOE: Well, I mean, you didn't help the PTA that mu-
*Saucy goes into a high pitch cry, hurting Joe's ears in the process*
JOE: Alright, alright, sorry! Ow, surprised I ain't deaf! Anyway, what you need to do, honestly, is train some more.
SAUCY: *slowly stopping her crying* Really?
JOE: Sure. In fact, I think I can get you a deal back home. Mike's friend Chuck is the owner of the Scranton Area Wrestling facilities. i can make sure you get a good developmetal deal.
SACUY: *looking enlightened* Oh, thank you!
*Saucy wraps her arms around Joe, and give him a hug. Joe's eyes grow wide, and the scene fades to black.*
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 9, 2005 12:48:57 GMT -5
*Chrysta and Ms. White are standing in front of the EWT logo, with Josh Matthews standing by.*
Matthews: Chrysta, earlier we saw your match with Luna, and during and after your match, you pretty much tore into her, all just to show a point to Linda, but as an offer to get within their group. We're all aware of you secret with Linda, but what reasons would you want to join with the COnnection?
Chrysta: It's very obvious, Josh. Just like me, the COnnection appears to be evil. Cold. Sadistic. And until they showed up, I had yet to show off my true characteristics, Mr. Matthews. But as time grows on, I will undoubtedly show myself to truly be the Ice Queen. And once the Connection accepts me for what I am, I intend to use them to help me get what I want from the Ragnals.
Matthews: And that's a question that's been on everyone's minds. What is it you want from the Ragnals.
*Chrysta just stares at him with her cold face.*
Chrysta: Josh...only in time will you find out.
*Chrysta and Ms. White walk off. Josh turns to the camera.*
Matthews: Well, that's it from Chrysta. Stay tuned for more EWT action as I make myself out to be the next Michael Cole.
*Fade out*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 9, 2005 16:31:26 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Rosa and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, weighing in at 323 lbs, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline heads to the ring with Rosa and HBH right behind him*
RA: And his opponents, from Greenwich, Connecticut, Rodney, Pete Gas, and Joey Abs, the Mean Street Posse!
*Mean Street Posse head down to the ring to a chorus of boos*
The bell rings to signal the start of the match. All three members of the Posse instantly gang up on Gasoline, but Gasoline is able to fight them off. He lands a few rights on Joey Abs, knocking him down. He then knocks down Pete Gas with some more rights. Gasoline gives Rodney a headbutt and knocks him down. After tossing Joey Abs out of the ring, he whips Pete Gas to the ropes and lands a big boot. Pete rolls out of the ring. Gasoline then picks Rodney up and tosses him out of the ring onto Pete and Joey. He lets out a yell, and the crowd pops.
Gasoline gets out of the ring, picks up Joey Abs, and rolls him into the ring. As Gas gets back into the ring, he's met with some stomps by Joey. Gasoline knocks him away and gets to his feet. He whips Joey into the ropes and attempts a back body drop, but Joey kicks him in the head. Joey runs to the ropes and is met with a spinebuster by Gasoline. He signals for the end of the match as the crowd pops. However, Rodney distracts the referee while Pete Gas gets a steel chair. Rosa knocks Rodney off the apron while Pete is met with some Sweet Chin Muzak by HBH. In the ring, Gasoline connects with the Jackknife Powerbomb on Joey Abs and covers him 1, 2, 3.
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline, HBH, and Rosa head up the ramp while the show fades to a commercial*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Oct 9, 2005 21:39:47 GMT -5
< The Fink stands in the ring with 4 men, Paul London, Viscera, Mr. Perfect, and "The Peacebringer" Carl Guerrero.> Fink: It's time now, for the EWT Special Obstacle Course! At this moment, we'd like to switch over to our asian correspondents... Kenny Blankenchip, and Vic Romano! Kenny: Ha, ha, ha! Thank you Fink! Vic: Yes, thanks Fink! Today on MOST EXTREME WRESTLECRAP THREADERATION ELIMINATION CHALLENGE... <voice over guy's voice> Four teams...
One... a Peace bringer...CG: Goodwill.... AND GOOD DAY! the second.. a large black man in pajamas...Viscera: 0o0o0o0o Lillian.... the Third... the perfect one...Mr Perfect: Did you expect anything less? the Fourth... the IWC love-child...<Paul London starts to speak, but is barraged by 3 IWC teenagers, wearing Star Wars T-shirts, and Beer-hats> Tonight... 1 man will rise over all the others... and it won't be this man.Kenny: Thanks Voice Over Guy! Vic: Now It's time for the MExWTEC Obstacle Course, Up first, is Paul London... Kenny: He's a pube-a-fobe. He's afraid of short people with dark, curly hair PL: I get bigger when you void, I'm Hank the Happy Hemmoroid! Vic: Here he goes... Over the regergitator....Spread eagle fugitive to a reverse cavity search... past the flying ninjas.... into the contraceptive sponges.... and OOOHHHH what a downer!!! Kenny: Lets see that again... Vic: After the Sponges, looks like Paul went for a sodomite skip to a sassy sitter to a straddling Louganis, but he got "gored" by a IWC Fanboy, screaming "WHY PAUL WHY?!" Kenny: Oh man... That's tough break for that. He's been on the downhill ever since losing the WWE Cruiserweight title... Vic: Up next... "The Perfect One"... Mr. Perfect... Perfect: Just put it anywhere! Kenny: He pre-odorizes athletic shoes. Vic: Cheese or dead squirrel? Kenny + Vic: Hahahahaha! Vic: There he goes... Over the regergitator... past the flying ninjas.... into the contraceptive sponges.... but.. OOOHHH NO! Kenny: That had to hurt! <Shows replay>Vic: He overprojaculates himself into a buffalo pie... and misses the switch... Kenny: That stinks for the "Perfect One"... Vic: Up Next... The Big man in pajamas... Viscera!! Viscera: I Work down there without a care!! Kenny: ... Vic: Here he goes... <Viscera falls down the stairs and loses immediately... then gets up and runs down, clotheslining Guy LeDouche.> Kenny: Lets look at that again... <Shows Replay>Vic: Here, he goes for a Mini Fister to a Flying Capri, but misses his tibia. Kenny: Don't Ask. Don't Tell. See You at the Parade. Vic: Indeed. Up next, the EWT's very own, "The Peacebringer" Carl Guerrero... CG: I know that smell. It's horse urine. Kenny: He donated his vasdeferens. That takes balls. Vic: Carl.. starts with a full head of steam... Over the regurgitator... past the flying ninjas... into the contraceptive sponges.... Wow! look at him go... Kenny: Last time I saw a Mexican guy running that fast... Vic + Kenny: Hahahahaha! Vic: Through the golden shower.... and over the blowhard and bottlebanger!!! Kenny: Hehe... last time I heard Bottle banger, it was at at the Fancy Skank Ranch. All you can eat Sundays - One Flavor. Looks like Carl's about to make it to the end! Vic: Right you are Ken, he only has to make it past the glass ceiling... Vic and Kenny: OOOHHHH that was mean! Kenny: Looks like that glass ceiling is far too strong even if he has a full head of steam! Vic: Let's look at that... <Shows replay>Kenny: this is my MOST PAINFUL ELIMINATION OF THE DAY!!!!!!! Vic: Look how he runs up to it, and attempts a double mahi mahi to a rosy palm to a dirty lockdown, but that glass ceiling is FAR too strong. Kenny: Looks like back to curtain jerking for you! Vic: That's Good Jerking Ken. Kenny: Indeed! Vic: Well, Since we have no real winners here, I'll just rub my monkey! Kenny: Whoa Vic! There's Children watching! Vic: No no! I'll rub this Monkey! Vic + Kenny: Hahahahahaha! Vic Before we go, we'd like to say that this episode of MXC was brought to you by... SCABBIES. The Peel & Eat Candy Treat! and FIST & CUFFS. The First Magazine for Gay Boxers! Vic + Kenny: and remember... All: DON'T... GET... ELIMINATED!!!!!!
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 10, 2005 8:21:35 GMT -5
*Linda Ragnal is standing backstage wearing her GND title on her shoulder, with Todd Grisham standing next to her. It seems the two of them are talking out of character.*
TODD: So, what are you doing after the show?
LINDA: Dunno, Conway and Monsoon said they were going over to Limey’s house for a party.
TODD: Oh, anyone else going?
LINDA: Yeah, Stratus was gonna head over with Pain. I think those two are-
CAMERA GUY: Todd! Linda! You’re live!
*Todd and Linda are looking into the camera wide eyed, hearing the crowd laughing. The two hasten themselves to save the interview.*
TODD: So, um, Linda, apparently you’ve been causing a stir since the belt was handed to you by Hillary Clitton. Not only that, but the women of EWT seem to be fighting who truly should be the GND champion at this time, plus you’ve mentioned that you will be announcing the #1 contender after Carla and Rosa have their match. Why in particular would it be after this match?
LINDA: *slightly nervous in her bubbly persona* Well, Todd, it obviously means that my next contender is going to be either Carla O. Woe or Rosa. And make no mistake about it, I know when this match is over, I will have made the right choice.
TODD: But why Carla and Rosa? Neither one has wrestled much during their time in EWT. Mia, Chrysta, and Oceanic have done more wrestling than them. Even the Connection’s own Holly Vaughn has shown some wrestling skill.
LINDA: Well, that’s just it, Todd. You see, Holly Vaughn broke Joey Mercury’s leg. I wouldn’t want to get into the ring with someone like her, especially with the company she brings, would you? Besides, Oceanic and Mia are arguing with each other over nothing, and Chrysta is too interested in showing off for the Connection. So you see, Todd, I see Carla and Rosa as great potential fighters for the title. And once the match ends…I think eve I’ll be surprised with who wins, and who becomes the #1 contender.
CAMERA GUY: and cut.
*They break character*
TODD: Wanna beat up the camera guy?
LINDA: With pleasure.
*Fade out fast*
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DQorDie
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Post by DQorDie on Oct 10, 2005 11:01:42 GMT -5
The camera is now on Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura at the broadcast booth with the fans as their backdrop.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome back everybody! What a week of action we’ve had, Jesse “The Body.”
Jesse “The Body” Ventura: You’re right, Monsoon, but the best has yet to come!
GM: You don’t mean?
JV: YES! Flex Magnificent will be out momentarily!
GM: Ugh. Not that Mount Rushmore with legs.
JV: Yes, Monsoon, YES! And not only that but we have a special video from the man himself before his match. Let’s roll it!
The Body points to the camera as we fade into Flex’s new video promo. The scene is very dimly lit. We hear weird moaning sounds which could be from a Halloween sound effects CD since it’s an EWT budget here. We see Flex sitting in a chair, unmasked, with his head in his hands slouched over so we can not see his face. It quickly moves to Flex on his knees holding broken shards of glass with a broken mirror frame. His face is blurred & blackened out so we can not see his face yet again. Then it goes to Dr. Delavier holding Flex’s head in his man bosom. And finally we can only see Flex’s profile outlined in the darkness. He finally speaks.
Flex Magnificent: Every man has a mountain do climb. Since I huv arrived at de EWT I huv been no less. Challunge aftuh challunge I conquered dem all. *the screen shows clips of Flex crippling Kurt Angle, Billy Graham, & Chuck Palumbo then goes back to his shadowed profile* It was good clean competischun undil one man had do take it furder. *shows clips of Limey* He took it do de points of embarassments & eventually do de point of no return *shows clips of Limey’s showing the footage of Flex with Carla & Delavier holding a bag with “STEROIDS” on it & of Limey cutting Flex’s face with the bowie knife & Flex running out of the ring like a mad man covering his face*
Now you Limey have reached my breaking point....And dat breaking point will be de WURST OF DEM ALL!!!!
A mirror in the background of Flex’s blackened profile shot falls of it’s hinges & breaks upon impact.
The scene fades back into the EWT Arena as the bell rings & Mark Henry’s music begins to play over the PA
“Ooooooooooooh soooooo sexuuuuu–aaaaaaalllll!!!!
GM: This man is deranged Jess. Just look at that video. He had his head on another man’s breast!
JV: Monsoon, it’s about expression. It doesn’t mean he’s a fruit loop. He’s just trying to express his anger, Monsoon. Much like how you express your anger everyday at the catering table by DEVOURING all those donuts!
GM: Would you stop!!
Howard Finkel: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Approaching the ring with his manager the geriatric gem, Mae Young. He weighs in at 331lbs. From Silsbee, TX. He is “SEXUAL CHOCOLATEEEEE” MARK......HENRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Henry comes out of the curtain with Mae Young hanging off his arm. They stop by the entrance & Mark is macking on Mae before they continue. He’s got a whole nother bear hug on her right now.
GM: Here he is, Mark Henry with Mae Young! Look at the size of him, Jess.
JV: Yea, looks like a giant Hershey’s kiss!
GM: What an impr....OOOOOH MYYY GOOOOD!!!!
While Mark Henry is too focused on Mae Young he doesn’t realize until it’s too late that THE ENTIRE TOOMI TRON FALLS OVER ON BOTH OF THEM!!!
GM: WHAT IN THE WORLD! HOW?!?!
JV: LOOK MONSOON! LOOK UP!!!
GM: OH MY GOD! IT’S FLEX MAGNIFICENT!!! FLEX DID IT! FLEX IS THE ONE! HE PUSHED OVER THE ENTIRE TOOMI TRON! SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR MARK HENRY & MAE YOUNG!!!
Flex with brown potato sack on his head looks over the crushed Mark Henry & Mae Young up above where the Toomi Tron was.
JV: Right now Mark Henry’s looking like what you do to all the boston cremes in the back, Monsoon!
GM: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP! This is by no means the moment to joke around. Flex Magnificent ONCE AGAIN seriously injured two human beings! And with Mae Young’s condition who knows what kind of health she may be in!
Flex Magnificent walks away as EMTS rush over to aid Mark Henry & Mae Young. They tear open the Toomi Tron & slowly but surely get them out of there.
GM: I can’t believe it. Once again Flex Magnificent has managed to destroy the Toomi Tron!
JV: Well Monsoon, after Limey brutally disfigured the man he’s not been the same. He’s taken his rage too a whole new level. AND YOU BETTER NOT INSINUATE ANY SPECIFIC KINDS OF RAGE, MONSOON!!!
GM: Well I must agree with you on that, Jess. Flex Magnificent has by no means been the same man since that fateful night at Crap-a-Mania II. In fact he has severly uped his level of deadlyness. This man is a walking disaster area. Whoever comes near him is bound for a ride in the meatwagon.
JV: Monsoon how rare the occasions are where I can agree with you, but this is just one of those moments where I have to say that you’re dead on.
GM: Folks will be right back after these messages & hopefully have some order restored here after that heinous act from Flex Magnificent. I just hope Mark & Mae are fine. We’ll be right back folks.
Just as we cut away we already see them putting a white sheet over Mae Young’s body.
GM: My God!
Fade to next segment.
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DQorDie
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Post by DQorDie on Oct 10, 2005 11:26:19 GMT -5
We return from commercial & we’re in he backstage area with Sean Mooney being followed by his camera crew.
Sean Mooney: Hello everyone I’m Sean Mooney & what a devestating display by Flex Magnificent. During this program I’ll do my best to get a word with the Magnificent One. There he is now with Dr. Delavier! YOUR MAGNIFICENCE! MAY I GET A WORD WITH YOU!
Flex & Dr. Delavier immediately get in their locker room & slam the door & lock it. Mooney doesn’t even bother to knock.
SM: It seems like his magnificence is not available at this moment....
Before Mooney can continue a man dressed in what looks like an African dasheikee & a phony afro wig & a rather large peace sign medal around his neck bumps into him. The fake afro has a headband around it & he’s wearing small sunglasses & bell bottom jeans that are ripped up with anti-war slogans & flowers & peace signs. Under his arm is an entire Boar’s Head ham.
The Weird Hippy Ham Guy: Heeey maaaaan, it’s good karma to watch where you’re going.
SM: Hey....Aren’t you Marty Taylor? The brother of Tim Terror?
Marty Taylor: Hahahaha yeeeeaaaaaah maaaan. That’s me.
SM: What are you doing in the EWT? Isn’t your brother dead?
Mooney realizes what he just said & looks away with bug eyes as Marty Taylor doesn’t seem to look to peaceful now.
MT: Maintain low tones, Mooney. Because I’m here in the EWT to stay unlike my brother & though I’m not on the roster I’m going to make my presence known in the EWT especially to the man who drove my brother out of the EWT as well as stole his tool belt.....Paul Podanski. And my name isn’t Marty Taylor anymore.
Marty throws Mooney up against the wall & walks away. The camera pans in on Mooney
SM: Well then what is your name?
Fade to next segment.
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Oct 10, 2005 11:26:43 GMT -5
*We see Theo in the former office of Toomi Bischoff (now under management of Curly Long.) talking with Curly. He finishing up saying something that, unfortunately, is inaudible due to the camera and microphone just coming in the door.*
Theo: (Inaudible words here) … hot dog eating contest between Lita and Torrie Wilson. Then, I finally was able to get here.
Curly: …and that’s why you’ve been gone for the last two weeks?
Theo: Yeah, exactly. Thing is I feel really bad for letting all my fans down out there.
Curly: Well, you also said you have away for fixing that…
Theo: Well, actually, yes I do.
Curly: Care to enlighten us?
Theo: Okay, here’s my idea. I managed to get back Dean Malenko AND Bam Bam Bigelow back here and…
Curly: Let me guess, you’re going to have a triple threat match…
Theo: Nope…
Curly: 2 on 1 Handicap match?
Theo: Nope…
(Curly is losing his patience.)
Curly: Then what in the blue hell is it?
Theo: Well, if you had let me finished what I was saying…
Curly: (Annoyed to the extreme!) JUST TELL ME, GOD DAMNIT!!!
Theo: Fine, I’ve also worked something out with another friend and they were able to come down too! Now, this is where it gets fun…
Curly: You’ve got five seconds to tell me before your fired…
Theo:(Yelling into Curly’s face) A HARDCORE, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, ANYTHING GOES, TAG TEAM MATCH!!!
Curly: … You done…?
Theo: Pretty much.
Curly: Good, because you want it so badly… YOU GOT IT! BUT, since it's a little late to count it as last week's match... you also have to do another match this week.
(Curly gets up off his chair, climbs on to the table and shakes Theo’s hand.)
Theo: DEAL! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare for the match…es….
*Theo exits the room*
Theo: What a surly little VLB…
Curly (Within Room): I HEARD THAT!
Theo: Nggggeeeeeaaaaaahhhh! (Runs off)
(Cut to commercial)
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Post by DSR on Oct 10, 2005 13:49:25 GMT -5
*DSR is standing by, in full wrestling gear and clutching his World Title belt, just in front of the EWT banner.
DSR: Dorf...you got a lotta nerve, kid. I went out there and put myself through hell in a match with Austin Aries. And now, I find that you want a rematch for MY f***ing title!? If you think I'm afraid to face you man to man, you're sorely mistaken. I've taken down bigger f***in' names than you! I've beaten the like of Hulk Hogan and HitmanMark chasing this BELT! I've annihilated opponents just so I can keep this title. And don't think for one minute that because I've got a shoulder injury from my match with Aries that you're just gonna waltz in and STEAL what is MINE! I've already proven to the whole f***in' world that I'm better than you, Dorf! I will do whatever it takes, TONIGHT, to put you down once and for all. Because I'm DSR...I'm the main f***ing event around here. And I'm gonna show everyone in the EWT arena...and everyone watching at home...that I'm BETTER than you...and I DESERVE SOME RESPECT!
*Fade out on a close up of DSR's face. End scene.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 10, 2005 19:08:21 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tag Team Championship. In the ring, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and "Cowboy" James Storm, America's Most Wanted!
*"Sexy Guy" hits as HBH makes his way to the ring*
RA: And their opponents, first, being accompanied by Rosa and "Big Daddy" Gasoline, he is 1/2 of the EWT Tag Team Champions, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*Fans heckle HBH as he enters the ring and poses on the ropes. "RIP" then hits*
RA: And his tag team partner, being accompanied by Carla O. Woe, the other 1/2 of the EWT Tag Team Champions, Limey!
*Limey gets a standing ovation from the crowd as he cautiously enters the ring. He and HBH have a staredown that ends abruptly when AMW attack them. Harris goes after HBH while Storm attacks Limey. They pummel the tag team champions for a few more seconds before the champions start to get the upper hand. HBH and Limey knock AMW out of the ring. Limey gets a running start and does a rope flip to the outside, landing on AMW. Not one to be stood up, HBH does a springboard off the top rope, landing on AMW AND Limey. All four men are down as the ref starts the count.
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HBH is up first. He picks up Chris Harris and rolls him into the ring for a cover.
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Harris kicks out. HBH picks up Harris and whips him to the ropes, landing an elbow smash. He picks him up again and hits a vertical suplex. He follows that up with a knee drop to the head. He then picks him up and bangs his head on the turnbuckle before stomping a mudhole in him. Next, HBH drags Harris out to the middle of the ring and traps him in a leg lock. Harris fights to reach the ropes and eventually does. HBH breaks the hold and tags in Limey.
Limey reluctantly enters the ring and continues working over the legs of Chris Harris. He then whips Harris to the ropes and lands a dropkick. He goes for the cover.
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Harris kicks out. Limey goes over to pick up Harris and is met with an eye rake. Harris then tags in James Storm, who immediately charges at Limey. However, he is stopped with a drop toe hold. Limey then drags Storm into the corner and starts chopping and kicking away. He attempts to whip Storm into the opposite corner, but Storm counters with a whip of his own. Limey counters Storm's charge with a boot, then climbs to the second rope, where he hits a tornado DDT. Limey goes for the cover.
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Storm kicks out. Limey picks him up and lands some rights on him before whipping him to the ropes. He sets up for a back body drop, but gets a kick to the head for his troubles. Storm then connects with a clothesline. He picks up Limey and bodyslams him. Then he gets in a leg drop before covering him.
1... 2...
Limey kicks out. Storm tags in Chris Harris. Harris picks up Limey and hits a back drop. He then picks him up again and hits a pumphandle slam. Harris then climbs the ropes and lands another leg drop. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Limey kicks out. Harris picks Limey up and does a snapmare. Then he gets in a chinlock with a knee planted in Limey's back. Limey tries to fight it, but appears to be fading. The ref lifts his arm up. It goes down twice. But then Limey starts coming back to life and elbows his way out of it. He runs to the ropes. Harris attempts a knee attack, but Limey counters it into a school boy pin.
1... 2...
Harris kicks out and lands a strong clothesline on Limey. He then tags in James Storm. Storm picks up Limey and hits a neckbreaker. He then picks Limey up again and delivers a backbreaker. He starts climbing the ropes. He attempts a splash, but Limey rolls out of the way. The ref starts the 10 count.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7...
Storm is back on his feet. Meanwhile, Limey is crawling back to his corner to tag in HBH. HBH holds his hand out, but suddenly at the last second, pulls his hand away and starts walking up the ramp. He montions Gasoline and Rosa to join him. Limey mouths off "You son of a b****" to HBH. Storm picks up Limey and is met with some stiff rights for his troubles. Limey also catches a charging Chris Harris with some rights. He whips Storm to the ropes and hits a back body drop. He then hits Harris with a jumping calf kick. Next he lands a spinning heel kick on Storm and goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Harris breaks up the count. Meanwhile HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa are watching on the ramp. In the ring, Harris attacks Limey, but Limey fends him off with an enziguri. He signals for the end of the match. He hits the Twist o' Lime on Storm, but when he goes to cover him, the ref tells him to get out of the ring. As this is happening, HBH climbs the ropes. It turns out the HBH is the legal man as he got in a blind tag while Limey put in his finishing maneuver on Storm. HBH lands an elbow drop off the top rope and covers him 1, 2, 3.
RA: Here are your winners, and still EWT Tag Team Champions, Limey and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*Limey looks pissed off at what just happened and starts gunning for HBH. He attacks him with a barrage of lefts and rights. Gasoline breaks it up and sets up for the Jackknife Powerbomb. Limey counters out of it and hits Gas with the Twist o' Lime. He is then met with some Sweet Chin Muzak by HBH. Carla then jumps in the ring and attacks HBH from behind, but Rosa knocks her off and plants a DDT. She then picks Carla up for HBH to hit her with some Sweet Chin Muzak. HBH grabs a mic*
HBH: That was just a taste of what you guys have coming to you. I hope you guys are ready, because you are going to be in the fight of your lives. Limey, it's time that your reign as tag team champion come to an end. It's time to cut the dead weight loose, and when the smoke clears, all you'll have left is your ho!
*HBH and Rosa raise their hands high as the fans boo the living hell out of them. They get out of the ring and help Gasoline come to*
*Fade to commercial*
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 10, 2005 19:17:34 GMT -5
*We come back from a commercial about how a certain chocolate bar helps you work, rest & make clay, to find Curly Long and Mr. Big standing in the ring. A 'VLB' chant is already running around the arena. Curly has the mike as "Moving on Up" fades out*
CURLY LONG: Its time for the real main eventer to show his stuff. That's right people it's time for Curly Long versus Sting! . . .
*The crowd goes nuts at the mention of Sting's name!*
CURLY LONG: Yep so without further ado . . unless one of you front row ladies want me to crack open a can of beer on your cleavage like that Sandman guy does . . .
*The pretty girls at ringside mysteriously vacate there seats as Curly looks around the front row*
CURLY: Damm it! . . . oh well . . . . here he is hailing from the Rafters or is it Venice Beach, California . . . either way . . . he weighs in at around 245 pounds . . I give you . . . Sting!!
*Stings classic music plays and here he comes from the rafters, in full crow gear with his trademark bat! The crowd goes wild as he takes off the harness and does a few Wooo's for the crowd. Curly watches with a child like wonder, before he speaks again*
CURLY: Wow! . . . its the Stinger!. . . your my idol! . . . I remember watching early WCW and seeing you take out people with that stinger splash and the crowd would go wild . . . its an honor . . .
*Sting plays to the crowd some more who eat it up, while Mr. Big steps down to the outside*
CURLY: but you know Sting . .. I never did like that crow rip off!
*Curly rushes up to Sting and nails him in the groin with a straight right hook!*
*Bell Rings*
Sting falls to the canvas clutching his manhood, as Curly lays into him with a series of stomps, punches, biting and knees to the face. Eventually the ref has to pick up Curly and argues with him not to use closed fists. Sting staggers to his feet, but before he can catch a break Curly is on him again and manages to latch on an armbar in the middle of the ring. After a few moments of pain, Sting punches the diminutive one enough so that he is forced to let go. Sting clutches his arm in agony. Curly meanwhile attempts a roll up on the Stinger. . .
1,2
Sting kicks out much to Curly's anger, Curly goes for another quick pinfall, but its reversed into an inside cradle . .
1,2
Curly bites his way out of it, and rolls to the apron. Sting tries to grab Curly but he runs under his legs, he bounces off the ropes and hits a very low dropkick to Sting's ankle. Sting crumples from the precision hit. Curly sensing victory climbs the turnbuckle, he leaps, but Sting rolls out the way. Curly eats canvas and writhes around in agony. Sting using the ropes gets to his feet. He walks over to Curly and picks him up, hitting a bodyslam, he follows it up with a big suplex! . . . Curly looks to be knocked out, Sting looks concerned at what he may have done to the midget . .
TONY SHIAVONE: What Impact!!
*Mr. Big on hearing Shiavone on commentary makes his way to the announcers booth*
Back in the ring, and Sting is helping up Curly Long who is claiming to have a back injury. Sting offers his hand to the pint sized wrestler, Curly takes it . . and then bites his fingers, Sting howls in pain as he tries to shake Curly off . . .
TONY SHIAVONE: Well thats a nasty thing to do . .
*Mr. Big reaches the announcers position and grabs Shiavone by the throat. Shiavone begs for mercy, but Big ignores it and Press slams the inept announcer off the stage to the concrete floor. A big grin appears on Mr.Big's face*
Back in the ring and Curly has a sleeper locked in on Sting, Sting backs into the corner forcing Curly to let go. Curly remains on the second turnbuckle. Sting realizing this gives Curly a quick jab and then heads to the other corner. Curly remains dazed as Sting launches into a 'Stinger Splash!' . . . Curly falls to the ground . . . Sting gives a 'Woo!' to the crowd as he sets up for the Scorpion Deathlock! . . but Curly is holding onto the ropes! . . Sting attempts to stomp on Curly's hand but misses, as Curly climbs up the turnbuckle again, Sting follows and attempts some sort of superplex . . but wait! . . Curly has pulled an Aubergine! out of his trunks, he's smacked Sting in the face with it, the ref hasn't seen it! . . . He's got Sting on his shoulders!! . . . CURLY CREAMER!! . . cover by Curly . .
1,2,3.
*Bell rings*
*The crowd shouts obscenities at Curly, who grins and jumps up and down in victory, before heading out of the ring to join up with Mr. Big on the stage. Sting holds his head and stares in disbelief at Curly, realizing that he has just lost to a midget. Curly laughs as he heads backstage to his office*
(cut to commercial for starving children in a McDonald less town)
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Post by dorf on Oct 10, 2005 23:38:39 GMT -5
*Dorf comes out to the ring with a huge ovation. Dorf slaps hands with the fans before stepping through the ring ropes. Dorf poses on the turnbuckles for the capacity crowd.
DSR’s music hits, and the champ walks out, absolutely pissed that he has to defend the belt again. DSR’s wearing the new “Deserves Some Respect” t-shirt, but his sleeve is rolled up, and his shoulder is bandaged from his injury during the Austin Aries match. DSR rolls into the ring, before posing with the World Heavyweight Title. The crowd mostly boos DSR, but they also begrudgingly admire his performance in the 2 out of 3 falls match, so there are some cheers here and there throughout the building.
The ref takes DSR’s belt and holds it up to all four sides of the ring.
DSR walks over to Dorf and just slaps the taste out of his mouth. The match is underway, as DSR pounds away on Dorf’s back and skull. DSR whips Dorf into the corner, and charges in and nails a front dropkick. Dorf stumbles out of the corner, and DSR hits a European Uppercut. DSR grabs Dorf, setting him up for a Turbonegro Destroyer, but Dorf back body drops DSR to the mat. Dorf grabs DSR and hits a belly to back suplex. Dorf gets the crowd to rally behind him, as he charges DSR for a clothesline. DSR ducks and grabs Dorf, and throws him over with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Dorf rolls out of the ring. DSR runs the ropes and flies with a TOPAY! DSR lands on his feet and walks around, acting proud of himself. Dorf gets to his feet, however, and pushes DSR’s shoulder into the ringpost. DSR falls to the floor, clutching his shoulder and screaming in pain. Dorf picks DSR up. DSR gets a few punches to the stomach, but Dorf retaliates with a few punches of his own. Dorf rolls DSR into the ring. As Dorf gets into the ring himself, DSR gets up and runs the ropes. Dorf counters the Clothesline from TRL with a drop toe hold, causing DSR to drape himself over the middle rope.
Dorf: 619!
*Dorf runs the ropes, and charges toward DSR. Dorf stops right in front of DSR and dropkicks DSR’s shoulder.
DSR: OW, F***!
*Dorf grabs DSR and hits a belly to belly suplex. Dorf hooks the leg for the pin, but DSR kicks out at 2. Dorf pulls DSR up by the hair and whips him into the ropes. DSR comes off the ropes with a vicious Clothesline from TRL! DSR rolls over to Dorf and covers.
ONE… TWO… THR-kickout. DSR gets up to his feet, and leans against the top turnbuckle. Dorf shows signs of life, as he gets to one knee. DSR charges with a Shining Wizard, but Dorf gets his arms up to block it. Dorf then takes a page out of Austin Aries’s book and grabs DSR, locking on the Rings of Saturn! DSR screams in agony, while again the crowd chants “TAP! TAP! TAP!” DSR refuses to tap, however, somewhat pushing himself and Dorf toward the ropes with his feet. DSR rests his head on the bottom rope, causing Dorf to break the hold. Dorf lets go, stands up, and hits a legdrop on DSR’s shoulder. DSR takes about 30 seconds before he finally gets up to his feet. Dorf comes over and chops DSR in the chest. The two men exchange chops, before DSR gets the upper hand. He drags Dorf over to the corner and perches him on the top turnbuckle. DSR climbs up after him, setting up for the BRAINBUSTAAAAHHH! Dorf won’t let it happen, however, as he nails DSR with a vicious flurry of punches. Dorf grabs DSR and manages to deliver a DORF-DRIVER!!!! Both men are laid out on the mat, as the crowd rallies behind Dorf. Dorf slowly drapes an arm over DSR.
ONE… TWO… THRE-Kickout! The crowd cannot believe it. Dorf pulls himself up to his feet. He grabs DSR, ready to hit the Dorf Bottom. DSR elbows Dorf in the back of the head a few times, breaking the hold. DSR kicks Dorf in the stomach and nails the Emoflow DDT! DSR stumbles to the corner and climbs the ropes. DSR flies with a DSR Escape Plan, but Dorf rolls out of the way at the very last second! Dorf gets to his feet, grabs DSR, and nails the DORF-PLEX!!!!! Dorf covers DSR.
ONE… TWO… THR-Foot on the rope. Dorf can’t believe it. Dorf grabs DSR and locks him up for the Dorf-o-Matic. DSR powers out of it, however, and grabs Dorf’s legs. DSR stands up, and delivers the KRYPTONITE KRUNCH! Both men are laid out on the mat.
Crowd: DORF! DORF! DORF! DORF!
*Dorf and DSR get to their feet at the same time. Dorf charges at DSR with another clothesline, DSR grabs his arm and spins him around. DSR locks his arms around Dorf and delivers the Release German Suplex, but Dorf lands on his feet behind DSR! Dorf grabs DSR and nails the DORF-PLEX a second time! Dorf covers DSR!
ONE… TWO… THREE!!!
Finkel: The winner of the match, and NEW EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DOOOORRRRFFFF!!!!
*The ref raises Dorf’s arm and drapes the World Title across his stomach. Dorf holds the Belt, not realizing what exactly happened. Dorf gets up to his feet, still holding the belt. He holds the title belt, almost in disbelief. Dorf stares at the title for a good few seconds. The ref raises Dorf’s hand, and Dorf triumphantly holds up the Championship. The crowd is on their feet, cheering for Dorf like there’s no tomorrow.
DSR slowly gets to his feet. Dorf turns around to see DSR staring at him. Dorf drops his head for a second, thinking. Dorf looks back up at DSR and extends a handshake. DSR walks over to Dorf and grabs the World Title Belt. DSR stares at the belt for about a minute. DSR can’t believe what’s happened. DSR turns back to Dorf, who’s still got the handshake extended. DSR walks over to Dorf and accepts the handshake! The crowd cheers like crazy. DSR puts the World Title on Dorf and raises the NEW World Champ’s arm.
The crowd: DORF! DORF! DORF! DORF!
*Dorf grabs DSR’s arm and holds it up.
Dorf: Show the man some respect!
The crowd: DSR! DSR! DSR!
*The two men share a sportsmanlike hug, before DSR steps out of the ring, and slaps hands with a few fans on the way to the back. The cameras turn back to Dorf, who climbs the turnbuckles and holds the World Title up high, much to the delight of the capacity crowd!*
*Dorf leaves the ring to a celebration while DSR stays in the ring pointing at Dorf showing that the new era of EWT wrestling has begun. Just as soon as Dorf went to under the CrapTron and entered the banner to a cheer an even louder pop came out of nowhere as DSR just stands there thinking the big pop is because of him. Obviously, like most things...it isn't.*
*The pop got louder as DSR was slowly turning around knowing this pop isn't for him. He was right. D-Boy strikes DSR with a Light Tube to his head. DSR goes down in an instant as D-Boy strikes again to DSRs head. DSR's forehead begins to bleed as D-Boy seems to found his 'smile' in EWT again.*
D-Boy: I FINISHED THEM ALL....EXCEPT FOR YOU; NOW I FINISH YOU FOR GOOD...LIKE I DID TO H-MARK!
*D-Boy makes DSR stand up despite how bloody DSR is dripping in blood and uses whatever is left of that light tube and swings it across his ribs. The light tube finally breaks and DSR appears to clenching to his lungs (collapsed lung maybe?). D-Boy makes DSR partially stand up and performs the D-Drop (some kind of Indy Corkscrew Powerbomb) to DSR. D-Boy mightfully laughs at DSR as EMTs, trainers and referees show finally. Camera fades to black...watch results on EWT online after the show!*
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Post by invaderdave on Oct 11, 2005 8:29:51 GMT -5
Police sirens begin to go off, filling the air with the howl of…sirens… “Bad Boys” begins to play, and 911 walks out in all his be-leather jacketed bad assery, and steps into the ring. The crowd doesn’t know what to do, so they just decide to cheer anyway. 911’s music is stopped, and is replaced by “BUUUUUUM…BUM BUM BUM BU-BUUUUUM…”
“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J hits, and David Davies makes his way out, trunks, boots, tassels and all. Dave steps up the stairs, through the ropes, and into the ring, and is immediately attacked by 911. 911 starts off by shoving Dave into the corner, and lays into his chest with some hard open hand slaps. He then begins to kick and stomp on Dave. Dave stops this by forearming 911 right in the forehead. He then begins to forearm his chest.
Dave sends 911 to the ropes, and lands a Sidewalk Slam on his return. Dave rips off 911’s leather jacket, and pulls him up. He tosses him to the corner, rears back, and lays a sick chop across 911’s chest, insuring that everyone in the next state can hear it. Dave hits him with another one, and another one, then goes into a slap frenzy. Dave ends the punishment with a kick to the head, and lets 911 fall out of the corner. Dave gets down and locks 911 in an STF w/ a Leg Grapevine. However, they’re way to close to the ropes, so before any real damage is done, 911 grabs the ropes, and the hold has to be broken.
911 begins to fight back, by punching and slapping Dave. Finally, he has Dave reeling, when he hits the ropes, and…Dave pulls out a quick and hard powerslam, right in the middle of the ring. Dave locks in the STF, tighter than before. After a full minute, 911 finally taps, and Dave makes his way to the back before his name is even announced as the winner.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 11, 2005 12:00:41 GMT -5
*"Sexy Guy" hits as HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa head down to the ring for The Heartbreak Hotel*
HBH: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for THE premier show in EWT, The Heartbreak Hotel!
*Pyro goes off*
HBH: Now, let's get right down to business and introduce our first guest. There's been quite a bit of controversy surrounding this person ever since she "won" the Girl Next Door title at Crap-a-mania. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Linda Ragnal!
*Linda comes down to the ring to a mixed reaction*
HBH: Linda, thank you so much for coming onto the Hotel.
LINDA: It's great to be here, Bret.
HBH: Alright, let's cut to the chase. There's word going around that you're scouting either Carla or Rosa as your next comptitor for your Girl Next Door title, and when they have their match, you'll be announcing who will be facing you as your first true EWT title defense. Is that right?
LINDA: That's right, Bret. So once that match is over, and the dust is settled, my next contender could be your pretty girl Rosa...or Limey's sweet little Carla O. Woe. And I think that once the decision is made, not only will I be proud about it, but the fans will as well!
*The fans for some reason cheer for this.*
LINDA: And Rosa, let me just tell you something. Just for you, me, and all the fans in the arena now. I want you to know that if you are the next contender, and you go up against me, I will not go easy on you. Rosa, you will fall to the Ocean's Beauty...ME!
ROSA: You think so, huh? Well after I get done with Carla, I promise you, you'll be in for the longest night of your career. If we meet- no, let me rephrase that- WHEN we meet, I WILL be walking out the NEW Girl Next Door Champion. I'm taking over things here in EWT, and there's not a thing you or anybody here can do about it.
*This prompts Carla to walk out. She gets a loud pop as she enters the ring*
CARLA: Not so fast, Rosa. You have to get through ME first, and I guarantee that you'll have a tough time with that. You think that just because you've trained with some of the best that you deserve a title shot? Big whoop. I've been training my whole life. I've studied the moves all the greats for hours on end, learning from them and incorporating that into my style. I'm not about to let that all go to waste and have the title possibly devalued any more than it is now with you winning it. You may be a wrestler now, but you're still a skank. *Crowd cheers*
ROSA: You know what? I've just about had enough of you. Don't come crying to me about your life story, because frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. *Crowd boos* The reason I deserve a title shot is because I'm that good, and I'm going to prove it in our match. And believe me, I will take great pleasure in whooping your ass.
CARLA: Why don't you prove that right now, then?
*Rosa and Carla get up in each other's faces, but Linda comes between them.
LINDA: Ladies, ladies. I know you're both dying to get a shot at this title, but please, save your energy for your match. I want you to be at your absolute best when you step into the ring with me.
*All three ladies have a staredown as the show fades to a commercial*
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Post by haiku on Oct 11, 2005 13:39:18 GMT -5
Diva-Dorf vs. Trinity
*Back from commerical break, the two ladies are scheduled to fight now are Trinity and Diva-Dorf; they are currently in the ring as the bell to start the match begins.*
*The two lock-up and then a split second later, Diva-Dorf goes behind Trinity and delivers a German Suplex to Trinity. The German Suplex was sloppy, but it worked good enough. Trinity looks cold and out. Diva-Dorf covers.*
Ref: 1................................2......................*Trinity revives briefly to kick out.*
*Diva-Dorf is upset that somehow Trinity kicked out and argues at the referee. Once done, Diva-Dorf walks over to Trinity and attempts to punch her, but as fate knew it...Trinity grabs Diva-Dorf's left breast and holds it there as Diva-Dorf screams in pain. The crowd (mostly male) went into a HLA trance and started a stupid chant.*
*Trinity then stands up and gives a Scoop Slam to Diva-Dorf. Trinity goes up to the top rope and attempts to do a Flying Elbow. Trinity makes it to the top, but stuggles along the way as her boot got caught on the second turnbuckle. This brings Diva-Dorf enough time to reach to the corner where Trinity is located.*
*Diva-Dorf, with all her might strikes as hard as she can to perform the Diva B**** Slap of Doom to Trinity from the top rope. Trinity, falling very slowly from the top rope as a result of the slap made Diva-Dorf upset. So Diva-Dorf waited until Trinity's head was at her head level to perform a Bulldog. Diva-Dorf connected an okay Bulldog and immediately covers for the pin.*
Ref: 1...............................2..................................3!
Winner: by pinfall, DIVA-DORF!
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 11, 2005 14:52:24 GMT -5
Paul Podanski is standing backstage, looking around with his unofficial title/tool belt. Suddenly, Sum Guy comes walking by talking to Triple-H for some reason.
Sum Guy: So you're saying that you've never jobbed in your life?
Triple-H: Yeah...uh. That's...uh.... right...uh.
Sum Guy: What about that time you got squashed by Ultimate Warr...
Triple-H turns around and smashes Sum in the face, knocking him down and staring up at Paul.
Podanski: Oh great... not you again.
Sum: I'm Sum Guy... and I just jobbed to Triple H! I'm here apparently with Paul Podanski... the self proclaimed... Toolshed Champion. Isn't it true you just took Tim " The Toolman " Terror's belt and slapped a plate on the front and wrote in sharpie Toolshed Championship?
Paul looks at Sum threateningly.
Paul: Of course not! I won that belt after I ended his EWT career... he was undefeated and I defeated. I Paulerbombed him through some friggin nails!!!
Sum Guy: Ah fair enough. Fair enough. So what would be the chance that I could... win that title?
Paul looks at Sum Guy and starts laughing uncontrollably.
Paul: YOU?! Please... don't make me laugh. You've probably never even wrestled before in your life!
Sum: That's not true! When I was twenty years old, I used to wrestle my stuffed animals! And... well, I lost everytime.
Paul shakes his head and turns around.
Paul: Well Sum... I'm just gonna...
Suddenly Sum grabs Paul from behind and rolls him up with a school boy! Some referee runs by. 1...2...3!!!
Sum Guy: Well, I'm Sum Guy and I'm... the NEW Toolshed Champion!! How do you like that Mom... you doubted me and said I'd never win a title! And you dad, not even your alcoholism and daily beatings could stop me from winning this title! Oh and you grandma... you always taunted me... but guess what?! I'm the new...
Paul slowly gets up, grabs Sum Guy and Paulerbombs him into oblivion, then places a foot on him. The referee runs back over and counts again. 1...2...3! Paul looks down shaking his head, then grabs his title again and walks off...
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 11, 2005 15:22:13 GMT -5
*Chrysta is backstage watching the Heartbreak Hotel segment*
Chrysta: Such foolish girls...they truly believe that they will be the next Girl next Door champion?
White: Well, it is possible. I mean, after all, Linda's the one that's-
Chrysta: Ms. White! I believe I've told you NEVER to say anything of her as long as she's the champion! She NEVER earned that belt, and she never truly won it!
White: God, don't tell me you're miffed over what happened...
Chrysta: I have my right to. After all, the tag mtach was nothing more than a poor excuse for Linda to keep me from what I want.
White: Yeah, I guess that's true. By the way, how's it going with that Connection?
*Chrysta just looks at White for a few seconds with her cold look, and then walks off. White feels a chill go down her spine.*
White: Brrrrr...you think I'd be used to that by now...
FADE
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Post by curtrok on Oct 11, 2005 15:51:02 GMT -5
::Add::
BATMAN AGAIN COMING SOON!
BLEARG!
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Post by scbg on Oct 11, 2005 16:47:32 GMT -5
Curly Long and Mr. Big are sitting in their office.
Curly: Hey big man, y'ever get that laptop fixed? I got the urge to...uh, make a deposit at the sperm bank.
Suddenly, an incredibly hot woman walks by the office. Curly's eyes (among other things) are bugging out.
Curly: DAAAAAMMMMNNN, you see that? I'm gonna get me a piece of that! Just what I needed!
Curly leaves the office to pursue the woman.
Curly: (off-camera) Hey there, hot stuff. Name's Curly Long. I run this place. Here, let me show you my "card".
After a beat, the woman can be heard screaming and running down the hallway.
Curly: (off-camera) Hey baby, wait! I didn't get to show you my "medals of honor" yet! Aw, come back!
The sound of Curly running off to chase the woman, presumably with his pants around his ankles, echoes throughout the corridor. Mr. Big simply chuckles and relaxes back in his chair.
After a moment, there's a knock at the door. Several men enter.
Man: Hello, we're the decorators that Mr. Bischoff hired. He wanted us to tidy up his office while he was away.
The men start surveying the office.
Man: Yeah, I'm thinking a little wallpaper, a new desk, and this file cabinet has to go, and maybe a little GET 'IM!!!
The men suddenly jump all over Big, trying to hold him down. Big struggles, then tosses a few of the men off. He fights out of the pile and start swinging furiously. One of the men leaps onto Big's back and wraps a chloroform-soaked towel around Big's head. Big tries to fight it, but soon goes down to one knee, and passes out.
Man: Well done, guys. Let's get this piece of garbage outta here.
The men take Big by the ankles and drag him out of the office.
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