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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 23, 2005 16:32:41 GMT -5
David Adams walks by the Pain in the Ass Rumble sign-up sheet, and he ponders to himself...
*Umm.....I think I'll pass, it would be to easy.*
And he continues on his way.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 23, 2005 17:01:36 GMT -5
[WDD is walking backstage when he sees the sign-up sheet. He stops and looks at it for a while, then grabs the pen]
WDD: C'mon, if someone like Spaz can get a shot, so can I.
[WDD signs his name, then walks away]
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Post by invaderdave on Aug 23, 2005 17:51:32 GMT -5
Dave walks up to the list, and signs his name.
Dave: Why the hell not. Let's make it a nice tradition.
Dave leaves.
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Post by dorf on Aug 23, 2005 18:01:13 GMT -5
*Right behind WDD and Davies, Dorf walks up to the sign up sheet and signs his name on the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble.*
*signs and claps hands afterward and looks at the camera*
Dorf: (laughs) DSR....come this Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble, I will come out on top like none other and become EWTs next World Heavyheight Champion. With the last two PPVs I had carried EWT to a whole new spotlight on the Ox Division. Meanwhile, you DSR have stunk up the mat as your reign totally sucks.
On Saved by the Bell: The College Years you had a stickin' five minute match with A-Bomb and it was one of the worst main events ever with a huge main caliber ppv. Then came No Rest for the Wicked...between you & Spaz, which Toomi Bischoff has dubbed it to be the third worst PPV match ever.
Sure you pulled off the El Unorigino stuff perfectly, but whatever stunt you're pulling off right after I win the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble will not fool as I, Dorf will become the next EWT champion and it will be a ***** match when we meet eventually. Because DSR, you will know yer soul and shut yer trap. I have done it to David Adams and I'm gonna do it to Ultimo Chocula real soon.
*Leaves and goes to his lockerroom to prepare for his match. Camera fades for commercial.*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 23, 2005 18:09:04 GMT -5
*The Ragnals are backstage warming up for the next matchcard.*
MIKE:I still can't believe that guy.The wrestling ring is not a place to come in and do stuff like that.
JOE:Well,what are you gonna do about it?
MIKE:I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.I'm going to ask Toomi for a match against him,just to prove a point-to fight for peace,you actually have to FIGHT!
LINDA:So,have you guys thought about entering the Rumble?
JOE:Possibly.It depends whether or not Chocula enters.
MIKE:And you're trying to have CHocula prove to you that he isn't the crackpot he makes out to be,right?
JOE:Exactly.
MIKE:It's wierd.It's like a theme or something,like everyone's out to prove something in the Rumble,or even EWT altogether.
JOE:Hey,yeah.WHat about you,sis?
LINDA:Well,obviously,I just want to prove that the girls in EWT are worthy of having a title defended whenever possible.
MIKE:Well,then,it's settled.The Ragnals come out of the next PPV and the Rumble to test the theories,and be proven right or wrong.
JOE:Works for me.
*The Ragnals walk out of the locker room and up to Toomi's office,each of them signing the contract.*
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Aug 23, 2005 19:05:35 GMT -5
*A-Bomb appears on the ToomiTron*
A-Bomb:Toomi you wanna ban my wife? Go right ahead because we have a few ways to handle business around here. We could bring lawyers into this....or I can go back to my old ways and get "G" with it. Either way I could make you a done deal with one phone call.
Now, onto that Bison Tonka-truck or whatever the hell his name is. That little gloryhole boy of yours wants to interfere in my matches and try to finish me off. You might as well send him packing because it's going to take alot more than some roid freak with played out 1999 tatoos all over them to stop me. Enough talk time for me to walk.*screen fades to static*
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Post by curtrok on Aug 23, 2005 21:44:26 GMT -5
Botchberg and Curtrok are walking back toward Toomi's office. Curtrok quickly signs his name to the sign up sheet.
Botchberg tries to pick up the pen but he squeezes too hard and it squirts ink all over curtrok's face.
BB: BLEARG! Sorry Curt.
Just then a kid walks by.
KID: Hey you're Botchberg and You're Curtrok can I have your autographs. The kid holds out a piece of paper and a crayon.
Curtrok snatches the crayon and hands it to Botchberg, Botchberg uses it to sign the contract for the PPV.
CR: What do you have their kid? A poster, well I'm sorry we can't sign that we only sign offical EWT licensed posters. This was made by fleer.
BB: Well there is one way we can sign it.
KID: How.
CR: You could give us four hundred bucks a piece.
KID: But I don't have that.
CR: Well then I guess you won't have an autograph either. Curtrok breaks the kid's crayon slaps him and then walks away.
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Aug 23, 2005 21:50:37 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy is sitting in his padded room. a beat-up, black and white television from the 50's is in the room. the following sequence plays on the television set and loops. Todd: "But what about the men? What will you do if someone like psychoapeguy comes at you?" Oceanic looks at Todd for a few moments then gives him a very sly grin. Oceanic: "They should know better than to &%$@ with me." after a moment, psychoapeguy looks into the camera.* ..."what will you do if".....if.....IF?!.......there is no....if's...hehe....if i am in the ring with that woman....i will make her bleed...she will be a sacrifice....i bet you she's never been maimed before....a virgin...so to speak, in the maiming world....it's only right for me to sacrifice her....to cut her up....hehe....make....her bleed.....then.....as she lay there...in a pool of her own blood....i will lift her up....aim for the guardrails...hehe...and try and decapitate her....and after she's gone...each and every one of the other competitors will bleed and experience the same fate.....and when i raise my hands up in victory...i will celebrate.....by making myself bleed....hehe....and under mr. bischoff's name....on my forehead....a new name will be carved.....d.....s......r..... *psychoapeguy hurls his body at the television set, with his back breaking the screen. ape then slowly stumbles to his feet...looks into the camera, wincing in pain, and begins to speak again.* ....mr. bischoff...you can't stop the ape.....maim me....if you can......escape.....if i let you..... *psychoapeguy begins a manic laughter as the camera slowly fades to black.*
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Post by Y2Jericho on Aug 23, 2005 22:25:47 GMT -5
Madd Matt Rage is walking down the hallway when he sees the Rumble contract on Toomi Bischoff's
Rage looks over the contract and signs it and returns to his previous activities
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 23, 2005 23:49:47 GMT -5
(Backstage, Ultimo Chocula is still on the hunt for a tag team partner. He's walking down the hallway and past Toomi's office. He does a double take and reads the sign up sheet for the Rumble.)
UC: "Hmmmm......Mmm-hmmmmm...Well......ok. Everybody else is doing it."
(UC signs up for the Rumble is about to leave but he suddenly gets an idea and an evil grin creeps over his face. Like the Grinch. He looks around to see if anyone is looking then scribbles in the slot underneath "Michael Cole". UC sneaks off chuckling to himself.)
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Post by Oceanic on Aug 24, 2005 0:04:29 GMT -5
"Well Clitton, it's been one day and the roster for the upcoming PPV is filling up. I see the signatures of quite a few people here. There's Mia, she signed up. Linda Ragnal is on here too. Hell, even.....Michael Cole? But there is on signature that is still missing. It's yours, Clitton. What's the matter? Are the stakes not high enough? It's only for the EWT World title. It's only an opportunity to make history as the first female World champion in any federation. I think I know what the problem is. I think it's because you're not as good as you say you are. You hide behind your belt and your connections. Long story short, you're a coward. I mean, Michael Cole is in it and you're not? That's just weak.
I know what you're going to do. You're going to go on TV and rant and rave about how I'm overstepping my boundaries and how you defend whenever you want and blah blah blah until you're blue in the face. Guess what, Hillary. We've heard that song. Time to play a new one. Sign up, prove yourself. No run ins this time. No sneak attacks. Me and you. Sure there's going to be other guys in that ring, but I'm sure they'll leave us alone for the five seconds it will take to throw your baggy hide over the top. Like you're sorry ass is much of a threat anyway.
Yes. I said it. What are you going to do about it?
Oh! One last thing. Apeguy, I wouldn't try anything. I know six different ways to stop someone's heart. I won't think twice on using one on you."
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 24, 2005 1:07:46 GMT -5
*We see Theo arriving at the RPitAR sign up sheet as Oceanic is leaving.*
Theo: Ma'am
*Oceanic leaves without saying anything*
Theo: O......k?
*Theo turns to see the sheet.*
Theo: Well, eveyone who I guessed would be up here is on here... wait a minute... COLE? OH... HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! COLE IS THE RUMBLE? OH DEAR LORD WHAT A RIOT!
*Theo signs up and notices the note left by one Carl Guererro.*
Theo: Why isn't he fighting again? Oh yeah, the whole "pacifist" nonsence. Well, Carl, you're employed to fight in a company that's whole income is gathered by fighting. Yet, you don't want to fight...
*The Hurricane pops into camera view*
Hurricane: WHADDUP WITH THAT?
*Theo looks at the Hurricane, who then walks off in the direction he came*
Theo: Something along that line. I mean, COLE is fighting in the rumble. If Cole of all people is wrestling... why aren't you? I mean, seriously, one day, you're gonna have to fight, and if it's me, Bomb, Les, Joel, any one or combination of the Ragnals, that worthless WDD, the Choco-tard, the-guy-who-thinks-everyone-hates-him-because-he's-a-virgin-but-is-really-hated-because-he's-an-F'in-jerk, the lackluster champ DSR, Fat Matt Rage, The Worse-anary, Curt-don't-rok, Suck-Berg or WHOEVER. They won't just let you lie down like ol' Simon did. Oh no... no no no no no. They'll MAKE you fight back. And they JUST... WONT... QUIT!
*Theo is about to leave when he notices Mike Cole behind him reading the sign up sheet.*
Cole: Huh, who's this "Micheal Cole" guy? Someone new?
Theo: I guess you could say that...
*Theo laughs at the though of Cole getting himself beat up into a pulp as he walks away. Cole shrugs and continues walking as well.*
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Aug 24, 2005 3:11:57 GMT -5
*Real American hits the arena and the fans mark out. Hogan does his usual 10 minute entrance. A-Bomb's music hits the arena and he comes out doing his usual posing and interacting with the fans. He climbs in the ring and shakes Hogan's hand.
The bell rings and the two square off. A-Bomb automatically hits hogan with a series of kicks and then whips him into the corner. He monkey flips Hogan to the middle of the ring. He then leaps over the ropes onto the apron and springboards into a flip senton into a Oklahoma Roll...1-2-3. Hogan jumps up in shock as A-Bomb smirks at Hogan and shrugs his shoulders. Bomb leaves the ring and heads backstage through the crowd.
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 24, 2005 5:31:51 GMT -5
*The Balance of Power are walking past Toomi Bishoff's Office when they see the Rumble Contract!*
Epidemik: Hey guys check this out . .
Pza: A shot at the EWT world Title! . . If one of us managed to win this we would get the recognition we deserve and have demanded!
Destroyer . . yeah . . what do you think Curly?
*Curly who is sitting on Mr. Big is scratching at a something in his ear*
Curly: . . Defiantly, this is are chance at the big time . . the Balance of Power is shifting to our way of thinking . . . so who's signing up? . . . obviously I'm the biggest star . .
Pza: . . Hey I'm the leader of this group and Gene Rayburn Memorial champion so I should be the one who . .
Epidemik: Hey what about me and Destroyer?!
Destroyer . . Yeah . . were just as capable as you guys . . and . .
*The four men start shouting at each other . . until a student walks past with a radio*
Radio: . . and stature. In light of this we will now reconstruct the story of what happened at Little Elmer's orphanage. On . .
*Mr. Big turns to listen to the radio, but Epidemik puts his foot out. The Student trips on Epidemiks foot and falls, the radio smashing as it hits the hard floor, the Student upset at what happened goes to have angry words with the BOP. But on seeing there huge hulking presence he decides to walk off instead.*
Destroyer: ah man . . that sounded like a great news story . .
Pza: Yes didn't it just . . . shame he fell and it broke . .
Curly: Don't worry Big, I'm sure it wasn't important after all that happened ages ago . .
*a mechanic who is on the phone, walks past the stable*
Mechanic: . . . its gonna be tricky to pull it off at the rumble, but it should really entertain the fans . . yeah . . as for . .
*As the Mechanic walks on the argument about the Rumble starts again, Curly jump down to the floor and starts pointing at the others*
Curly: Hey I'm a MCW Champion so obviously I should be . .
Epidemik: . . Shut it shorty . . I'm
Destroyer: . . this is my chance, don't deny me or . .
Pza: okay . . . okay . . . . we'll all enter . . . anyway if we are all in, we can team up and throw everyone else out . . .we are the stable champions after all, then whens its down to just the 5 of us at the end . . let the best man win! . .
*They all nod in agreement . . . except for Mr.Big*
Pza: Something you don't agree with big guy?
Mr.Big: . . .
Curly: ah . . I get it he's a bodyguard, not a wrestler he has no business being in the rumble . . . ain't that right Big?
*Mr.Big nods*
Pza: Fair enough . . . but such a huge guy as yourself could do well in a rumble . . .
*Pza,Destroyer, Epidemik and Curly Long all sign up for the rumble*
Pza: Right lets go . . . Now were in the Rumble we can really . . F*** the Fans! . . .
*The Group Laugh as they walk off, except for Mr. Big who turns to look at the broken radio and then at the contract as they go, a sad look on his face*
(fade out)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 24, 2005 6:09:10 GMT -5
*Spaz is standing backstage by the EWT logo.*
S: Toomi, I just want to sound a warning to you. After the Royal Pain In The Ass Rumble I will again be number one contender. I will again get a shot at DSR for the world title & this time I will not fail. The time for me to fulfill me destiny & claim what is rightfully mine is fast approaching. This whole industry knows it, the fans know & deep down both of you know it too. It is just a matter of time boys. Everybody knows that Spaz = Ratings & Spaz = Workrate but soon Spaz = Champion.
*Cut To Commercial.*
It was a revolutionary idea. A Pay Per View of matches all involving chains. Coming Soon to DVD EWT Chained Up. See all of the big names in the EWT in action as they wage war joined together. DVD bonuses include backstage footage & preview of the new EWT Videogame EWT: The Saga Continues.
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 24, 2005 7:22:51 GMT -5
*Merc walks by the contract stops,and scribbles in Mean Genes Oakaulands name on the sheet. As Merc leaves Mean Gene is shown walking towards the Tooms office.*
MG: Hey I wonder if I can get a scopp for the EWT hot line dash!
*Mean Gene looks at the PITAR list,and his face turns instantly white,and he ppasses out.*
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Aug 24, 2005 7:54:09 GMT -5
Les E.BiAsie puts his name on the battle royal sign up sheet.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 24, 2005 11:33:35 GMT -5
The Ragnals are backstage,looking at the new matchcard.
MIKE:Oh,man.We finally get the Outlaws.
JOE:Sweet.
LINDA:What the hell?A triple threat match?
MIKE:*laughs*Hey,look.I thought Trish was never supposed to come back!
JOE:Hmmm...that reminds me...*draws a Coocoo clock under Chocula's name*
LINDA:Well,I see Mr. Peacebringer's fighting the Renegade.
MIKE:Fighting my butt!He's just gonna lie down again.When is he gonna learn that to fight for peace,you need to FIGHT?!
*Mike then looks at the Rumble contract,and gets an idea.He writes down Carl Guerrero's name on the contract.*
MIKE:Carl,I will see to it that you are in this match.And I will see to it that you fight for peace by fighting.
And THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
*The Ragnals walk off.Fade to black.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 24, 2005 12:36:00 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks up to the Ragnals.*
Linda, Trish is contractually obligated for one more match. That's why she's in the Triple Threat Match. Kind of like a going away match with a proper sendoff.
And Mike, please don't add names to the contract that don't sign up on their own. I understand your disgust with Carl Guerrero. That is why Carl will receive an ultimatium...if he doesn't WRESTLE his match this week, then he will no longer be a member of the EWT roster.
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Post by viscera on Aug 24, 2005 13:57:53 GMT -5
Principal Pain is walking down the hall, and looks over at the this Meek's Matches.
Pain: Hmmm... let's see... oh this should be interesting. Our friend Paul will have the honor of facing that derange psycho... and who must we face? Hmmmm... The Legion Of Doom. Honestly, I'm tiring of these... so called, Tag Team opponents. No matter...
Pain quickly writes more Big Fats F's next to everyone but his name, then walks off...
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