Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 6, 2007 20:42:18 GMT -5
Lillian Garcia is standing in the ring, with a microphone in her hand.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen, the special guest referee for this match is none other than EWT legend, Danny Tanner!
The crowd explodes in cheers for Danny.
* "Beneath", by Nothingface begins to play *
Lillian: Introducing first, from Anytown, USA, weighing in at 230 pounds, JZ!
JR: JZ also goes by the name jzbadblood.
Joey: Oh, I knew that JR, but did you know he prefers being called JZ?
JR: No I did not.
Joey: Maybe all those Skittles have rotted your brain....
JR: WHAT?!
Joey: I said this will be a great match!
JR: Oh...well...of course it will.
JZ strolls down the ramp looking at everyone in the crowd, and basking in the glow of the arena's lights. JZ rolls into the ring and shakes Danny Tanner's hand.
* "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns 'n Roses begins to play *
Lillian: And his opponent, from Screwtherules, Ihavemoney, weighing in at 200 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by his Cabinet, he is Koda "The President" Kazar!
Koda powerwalks to the ring, as the crowd smothers him in boos. Grover Taft waves off the boos and holds open the ropes so Koda can get into the ring. Koda looks at Danny, and they both share an intense staredown, until Koda shakes Danny's hand, as well.
Koda and JZ circle each other, as Danny calls for the bell. Koda grabs for JZ, but JZ ducks out of the way and hits Koda with a quick kick to the head when Koda turns around. Koda quickly recovers, and as soon as JZ goes for another kick, Koda catches his foot, and pulls him closer. Koda grabs JZ's neck with his free hand, and lifts him up into the air. Danny begins counting for Koda to let go. Koda drives JZ into the mat with a one arm choke slam. Koda lifts JZ up again, but JZ breaks free. JZ smacks Koda with a quick right jab. JZ follows this up with two more right jabs, and then does a little showboat dance that he follows up with a left jab. The jab combo knocks Koda down.
JZ backs off from Koda as he slowly gets up. JZ runs up to Koda and hits him with a shining wizard. JZ lifts Koda up by his hair and then plants him with a DDT. JZ signals that he is going up. JZ gets onto the second turnbuckle and waits for Koda to get up. Koda gets up and begins to charge at JZ, but JZ dives from his position, and hits Koda with a diving spear. JZ goes for a pin.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Koda forces his way out from under JZ. JZ begins to lift Koda up, when Koda breaks free and kicks JZ in the gut. Koda attempts a suplex on JZ, but JZ floats over Koda and levels him with a reverse DDT. JZ hits Koda with a few quick spinning elbow drops, and backs off. JZ bounces off the ropes, but as he does, Grover grabs his leg, forcing him to trip. Danny rushes over to Taft, and gives him, and the rest of the Cabinet, a warning. JZ is also yelling at the Cabinet, while Koda is getting up. Koda rushes over to JZ, and locks his arms around JZ's waist. Koda gives JZ a German suplex, but refuses to let go. Koda gives JZ another suplex, and follows that one up with a release German suplex.
Koda looks at JZ and then smiles evilly. Koda walks up to JZ, and grabs one of his feet, and locks in the American Dream! JZ, realizes the trouble he is in, and quickly springs up onto one leg. With his free leg, JZ gives Koda an enzugiri. JZ tests out the foot that the submission was being applied on, to see if any damage was done. JZ walks over to Koda, with a slightly noticeable limp. JZ lifts Koda up and sets him up for a suplex, only to change it into a brainbuster DDT! JZ runs up the ropes and hits Koda with a moonsault! JZ goes for a pin, but the Cabinet all get on the apron, and distract the ref from the pin attempt.
JZ gets fed up and walks over to the Cabinet, and knocks Grover Taft off the apron with a stiff elbow. As Danny tries to get the situation back in hand, Koda gets up again. Koda bum rushes JZ and forces him into Danny. As soon as JZ turns around, Koda hits him with a hard knife edge chop. Koda goes for another, but JZ hits Koda with an uppercut that sends him flying to the mat. Danny finally regains the situation and looks dead set on JZ. Danny signals to JZ that he is watching him, pointing out that Danny believes JZ attacked Danny on purpose.
JZ walks over to Koda, but Koda kips up and hits JZ with an inverted atomic drop. As JZ bounces around from the "legal" low blow, Koda kicks him in the gut and positions him for an Air Force One. Koda lits JZ up, but JZ rolls off of Koda's back. As Koda turns around, JZ kicks him in the gut, and connects with the JZ Driver! JZ goes for a pin, but the Cabinet interferes yet again. The crowd begins to shout out the pin count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Danny finally has had enough with the Cabinet, and ejects them from ringside, to which the crowd stops counting, and cheers. Danny turns around to the pin, and goes for a count.
One!
Two!
Thre...
Kickout!
Koda kicks out at the last possible second. JZ shouts in anger, and lifts Koda up again, and leaves a staggering Koda standing there, as he bounces off the ropes. Koda, however, springs to life, just as JZ gets to him, and Koda counters JZ's attack with an Oval Office! Koda goes for a pin.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Koda lits JZ up, and hits him with a spinning fisherman suplex. Koda rests in a corner to regain his scattered mind. Before Koda can get back into action, JZ comes rushing at him with a spinning heel kick. Koda dodges just in time, sending JZ over the top rope onto the apron, dazed. Koda grabs JZ, and pulls him over with a muscle buster. Koda goes up to the top rope. All of a sudden, "run away", by Linkin Park, Job Bher's theme song, begins to play. Koda looks back at the Toomitron, to see if Job Bher would show. Job Bher doesn't show, but JZ took this chance to run up the ropes to Koda. JZ latches onto Koda for a superplex, but Koda gives him several lefts and rights, and pushes JZ off. Koda hits JZ with a Bombs Away!
Koda, however, doesn't go for a pin. Instead, he latches the foot he targeted before into another American Dream, this time, Koda quickly locks in the grapevine. JZ has nowhere to go. He is in the middle of the ring, and in extreme pain. JZ reluctantly taps out to the American Dream, as Danny calls for the bell.
Lillian: Here's your winner, Koda Kazar!
Koda lets go of JZ's foot before he breaks it, and doesn't celebrate, as he rushes to the back to search the entire building for Job Bher.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen, the special guest referee for this match is none other than EWT legend, Danny Tanner!
The crowd explodes in cheers for Danny.
* "Beneath", by Nothingface begins to play *
Lillian: Introducing first, from Anytown, USA, weighing in at 230 pounds, JZ!
JR: JZ also goes by the name jzbadblood.
Joey: Oh, I knew that JR, but did you know he prefers being called JZ?
JR: No I did not.
Joey: Maybe all those Skittles have rotted your brain....
JR: WHAT?!
Joey: I said this will be a great match!
JR: Oh...well...of course it will.
JZ strolls down the ramp looking at everyone in the crowd, and basking in the glow of the arena's lights. JZ rolls into the ring and shakes Danny Tanner's hand.
* "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns 'n Roses begins to play *
Lillian: And his opponent, from Screwtherules, Ihavemoney, weighing in at 200 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by his Cabinet, he is Koda "The President" Kazar!
Koda powerwalks to the ring, as the crowd smothers him in boos. Grover Taft waves off the boos and holds open the ropes so Koda can get into the ring. Koda looks at Danny, and they both share an intense staredown, until Koda shakes Danny's hand, as well.
Koda and JZ circle each other, as Danny calls for the bell. Koda grabs for JZ, but JZ ducks out of the way and hits Koda with a quick kick to the head when Koda turns around. Koda quickly recovers, and as soon as JZ goes for another kick, Koda catches his foot, and pulls him closer. Koda grabs JZ's neck with his free hand, and lifts him up into the air. Danny begins counting for Koda to let go. Koda drives JZ into the mat with a one arm choke slam. Koda lifts JZ up again, but JZ breaks free. JZ smacks Koda with a quick right jab. JZ follows this up with two more right jabs, and then does a little showboat dance that he follows up with a left jab. The jab combo knocks Koda down.
JZ backs off from Koda as he slowly gets up. JZ runs up to Koda and hits him with a shining wizard. JZ lifts Koda up by his hair and then plants him with a DDT. JZ signals that he is going up. JZ gets onto the second turnbuckle and waits for Koda to get up. Koda gets up and begins to charge at JZ, but JZ dives from his position, and hits Koda with a diving spear. JZ goes for a pin.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Koda forces his way out from under JZ. JZ begins to lift Koda up, when Koda breaks free and kicks JZ in the gut. Koda attempts a suplex on JZ, but JZ floats over Koda and levels him with a reverse DDT. JZ hits Koda with a few quick spinning elbow drops, and backs off. JZ bounces off the ropes, but as he does, Grover grabs his leg, forcing him to trip. Danny rushes over to Taft, and gives him, and the rest of the Cabinet, a warning. JZ is also yelling at the Cabinet, while Koda is getting up. Koda rushes over to JZ, and locks his arms around JZ's waist. Koda gives JZ a German suplex, but refuses to let go. Koda gives JZ another suplex, and follows that one up with a release German suplex.
Koda looks at JZ and then smiles evilly. Koda walks up to JZ, and grabs one of his feet, and locks in the American Dream! JZ, realizes the trouble he is in, and quickly springs up onto one leg. With his free leg, JZ gives Koda an enzugiri. JZ tests out the foot that the submission was being applied on, to see if any damage was done. JZ walks over to Koda, with a slightly noticeable limp. JZ lifts Koda up and sets him up for a suplex, only to change it into a brainbuster DDT! JZ runs up the ropes and hits Koda with a moonsault! JZ goes for a pin, but the Cabinet all get on the apron, and distract the ref from the pin attempt.
JZ gets fed up and walks over to the Cabinet, and knocks Grover Taft off the apron with a stiff elbow. As Danny tries to get the situation back in hand, Koda gets up again. Koda bum rushes JZ and forces him into Danny. As soon as JZ turns around, Koda hits him with a hard knife edge chop. Koda goes for another, but JZ hits Koda with an uppercut that sends him flying to the mat. Danny finally regains the situation and looks dead set on JZ. Danny signals to JZ that he is watching him, pointing out that Danny believes JZ attacked Danny on purpose.
JZ walks over to Koda, but Koda kips up and hits JZ with an inverted atomic drop. As JZ bounces around from the "legal" low blow, Koda kicks him in the gut and positions him for an Air Force One. Koda lits JZ up, but JZ rolls off of Koda's back. As Koda turns around, JZ kicks him in the gut, and connects with the JZ Driver! JZ goes for a pin, but the Cabinet interferes yet again. The crowd begins to shout out the pin count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Danny finally has had enough with the Cabinet, and ejects them from ringside, to which the crowd stops counting, and cheers. Danny turns around to the pin, and goes for a count.
One!
Two!
Thre...
Kickout!
Koda kicks out at the last possible second. JZ shouts in anger, and lifts Koda up again, and leaves a staggering Koda standing there, as he bounces off the ropes. Koda, however, springs to life, just as JZ gets to him, and Koda counters JZ's attack with an Oval Office! Koda goes for a pin.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Koda lits JZ up, and hits him with a spinning fisherman suplex. Koda rests in a corner to regain his scattered mind. Before Koda can get back into action, JZ comes rushing at him with a spinning heel kick. Koda dodges just in time, sending JZ over the top rope onto the apron, dazed. Koda grabs JZ, and pulls him over with a muscle buster. Koda goes up to the top rope. All of a sudden, "run away", by Linkin Park, Job Bher's theme song, begins to play. Koda looks back at the Toomitron, to see if Job Bher would show. Job Bher doesn't show, but JZ took this chance to run up the ropes to Koda. JZ latches onto Koda for a superplex, but Koda gives him several lefts and rights, and pushes JZ off. Koda hits JZ with a Bombs Away!
Koda, however, doesn't go for a pin. Instead, he latches the foot he targeted before into another American Dream, this time, Koda quickly locks in the grapevine. JZ has nowhere to go. He is in the middle of the ring, and in extreme pain. JZ reluctantly taps out to the American Dream, as Danny calls for the bell.
Lillian: Here's your winner, Koda Kazar!
Koda lets go of JZ's foot before he breaks it, and doesn't celebrate, as he rushes to the back to search the entire building for Job Bher.