TJT
AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
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Post by TJT on Dec 30, 2007 22:48:35 GMT -5
www.icantbelieveitsadirtsheet.com-The members of TJT finished reading Mike Ragnal's statement in regards to Dorf's performance as co-owner of EWT. The responses of Thunder and Terina have yet to be recorded, perhaps due to their lack of alcohol, as well as current access to a video feed. However, the response of Jason Jupiter has been quoted below: "Give 'em hell, Mike!"
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 30, 2007 22:59:43 GMT -5
www.DaileyDuke.comMood: Satisfied Just got back from another check-up. My neck and head are almost all healed up. Hopefully in a couple weeks, the doctor will be signing my medical release. I wanted to be back earlier, but someone saw to that, now didn't they? So expect the Duker back on your TV sets probably after the next PPV at the latest.
Now, on to other issues. We all know about the little rendezvous that happened in my hospital room earlier this month. Now I don't know who did it yet, but you better believe that once I return, I'll be launching a full scale investigation. So guilty parties, be wear. Andy Duke will leave no stone unturned.
PS. Whoever keeps calling me and hanging up, please stop!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 31, 2007 21:44:50 GMT -5
EWT On-Line is pleased to announce the next 3 tag teams chosen to participate in Toom E's House Party IV: 4. Marcus Trunk & BR Juri Sadamoto 5. The Bad Man & Christopher Indigo 6. Chad Micheals & Mike Corral These 3 teams join the already created teams of: Jimmy Thunder & Mahavir Abha Richard Clay & Aidan Donnelly Liam O'Neill & The Holy Father Just who will be in the Final 4 Teams yet to be announced/created? Tune into EWT On_line for more announcements regarding Toom E's House Party IV as they develop.
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Post by viscera on Jan 1, 2008 14:32:01 GMT -5
EWT.net Official News
- It's official... Crauswell is on the shelf. Thanks to the relentless assault by Ferhago Crow after a very close match, the spectre seems to have broke the furry's back from the sheer force of the assault. Per order of EWT's top EMT, Hans Van Groobenmisen, he will be out of action for an indefinite amount of time. It's not clear exactly when he will be back, if ever... but one thing is for certain. He will not be back anytime soon.
Crauswell was not available for comment.
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Post by Motley Kruton on Jan 1, 2008 20:10:30 GMT -5
EWT.com~Insider
Last week, a man supposedly named Kruton appeared in the EWT Zone, saying that he was a world-renowned wrestler, and claimed that the reason nobody had heard of him, was because EWT has not ran any video packages for him. However, there are no claims from anyone else in the entire wrestling buisness that they have ever heard of him. When asked about this, the EWT GM replied, "Kruton apperantly has schitsophrenzia, because we have repetedly told him that he was signed to be an enhancement talent only. Perhaps for a week or two, we could play along to his little charade, and possibly give him a few matches."
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 2, 2008 0:25:33 GMT -5
EWT On-Line is pleased to announce 2 more teams drawn to compete at Toom E's House Party IV this coming weekend: 7. Sigma “G.Q.” Williams & Shane Malone 8. Synthy & Jack Jupter
These 2 teams will join the already announced teams of: Marcus Trunk & BR Juri Sadamoto The Bad Man & Christopher Indigo Chad Micheals & Mike Corral Jimmy Thunder & Mahavir Abha Richard Clay & Aidan Donnelly Liam O'Neill & The Holy Father Stay tuned to EWT On-Line for the announcement of the Final 2 Tag Teams for this weekend's big battle royal, with the solo winner receiving the vacated EWT Tri-State Championship.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 3, 2008 9:56:36 GMT -5
EWT On-Line is pleased to announce the final 2 tag teams created for Toom E's House Party IV: 9. Jason Jupiter & Hardcore Hensley 10. Sean McCann & Maelstrom These 2 tag teams will join the other 8 tag teams set to compete this Sunday for the vacated EWT Tri-State Championship: Marcus Trunk & BR Juri Sadamoto The Bad Man & Christopher Indigo Chad Micheals & Mike Corral Jimmy Thunder & Mahavir Abha Richard Clay & Aidan Donnelly Liam O'Neill & The Holy Father Tag team battle royal rules apply...if a partner is eliminated from the match, then the entire team is eliminated. The final tag team left in the ring will then compete until only 1 person is left standing and he or she will be crowned the new EWT Tri-State Champion.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
Posts: 4,236
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Post by Ratings on Jan 4, 2008 12:25:44 GMT -5
Source: LOLWrestling.com--It appears that Ratings will be taking some time off from EWT for the next month, stating personal reasons. Ratings has been wrestling for the past two years and it appears that his time on the road has caught up to him. He himself was disappointed with his role in his feud with Maelstrom, feeling that he could have done much more to make it more memorable. Though his sabbatical will take him future EWT events, Ratings will still fulfill his duties as Creative Consultant in EWT's developmental territory, WHOA. --As of now, it is unknown whether Ratings' tag partner, Chance Confidence, will make a break for a singles' run or take a break himself. --The general feeling backstage right now is that creative has been very high on the storyline involving Mahavir Abha (w/Jasmyne), Liam O'Neill (w/Tiffany) and Team Ireland. They were praised for their tag work in the ring and promos as well. Expect this storyline to pick up this month.
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Post by Hensley on Jan 7, 2008 15:53:58 GMT -5
EWT.com
EWT Insiders are reporting that Hardcore Hensley has yet to make contact with anybody apart of EWT Management. He is scheduled for a match with former Team Ireland member, Liam O'Neill, but as of right now, Hensley has not been seen since his departure from the parking lot last night.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 13, 2008 2:27:36 GMT -5
From rumormill.somecrapwetalkabout.wrestlingtoday.org:
Word on the street has it that Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation is looking to bring some big guns caliber match for the next pay per view to feature a match that has only happened once or twice before in EWT history. Could this mean EWT is looking to bring back the Chamber of Horrors Match once more?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 14, 2008 14:27:09 GMT -5
From rumormill.somecrapwetalkabout.wrestlingtoday.org:
Oops...guess we were wrong & it's not the Chamber of Horrors Match. Though, that would be cool to have back...wouldn't it?
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 15, 2008 13:14:37 GMT -5
JNInsider -
- Reports are coming in that the Rumormill is being shut down due to a lack of wheat, and factual news content. more on this story as we get it.
- In other news The Bad Man was seen buying a puppy, no one knows if this was for use as food or a pet.
~ Credit EWT Mole.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 17, 2008 1:48:33 GMT -5
EWTPirates.com
SHOCKER
Despite being suspended in EWT, "The Icon" Axel Halaway has shown up in WHOA and has attacked their main champion, Jordan Cross. It would appear he has joined their roster in order to challenge for the WHOA Title.
No word has been give by the high ups in EWT nor does anyone know what this means for the future of Halaway's pairing with injured star Jobby McJobberston.
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Tiffany
Mike the Goon
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl... aheheh, aheheh...
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Post by Tiffany on Jan 18, 2008 17:17:10 GMT -5
www.tiffanyizhawt.netEagle-eyed Tiffany fans may have spotted her in the latest Britney Spears video, "Piece of Me". Tiffany, a huge fan of Ms. Spears, was delighted to be asked to appear in the video as one of Britney's back-up dancers. This comes as part of the deal EWT struck to use Ms. Spears' hit song "Gimme More" on their broadcasts. "It was so totally cool to, like, meet Britney & stuff.", said Tiffany of the experience. "We got on totally great &, like, she might work together with me again in the future." It took 87 takes for Tiffany to get her dance steps right.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jan 18, 2008 18:53:19 GMT -5
Source:WWW.EWT411.Com
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-Last night,we saw the official announcement of a new person or group; Cast of Heroes. From all indications, its looking like a faction rather than an individual. In an anonymous video, they claimed responsibility for kayfabe attacking in December.
Not only were the names of the members kept secret from the fans, it appears that EWT is going as far as to not tell anyone who isn't directly involved with the storyline exactly who it is, in an effort to keep the surprise.
-There were many other shenanigans involving the CoH, in addition to lights going out in the video.Various reports from fans who attended last night's taping are reporting that things were written in what appears to be lipstick on the bathroom mirrors, such as "CAST OF HEROES" ,"EWT NEEDS A HERO", and "EWT NEEDS ITS HEROINE FIX"(exclusively in the Womens' room).
Also, fliers were passed out during and after the show, advertising a website. This reporter visited that website, and all it is so far is the Cast of Heroes' logo, but it looks to be a biologist. The website URL should be reported here once we are sure its official, and the content is appropriate for us to endorse.
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 18, 2008 20:13:47 GMT -5
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A day in Metropolis, walking through the bustling masses is like asphyxiation. The more time you spend amongst them, watching them down grande frap and vente mocha as if they were water and jabber away the hours on cells, I can feel the noose around my neck grow ever tighter.
The offensive amalgam of gothic architechture, a relic of a time long passed, and the cold,calculated baronial steel and glass coffins, a symbol of the end of individuality, make for a morose prison cell.
As as the work day ceases and the sirens blare, they amass in the streets like maggots on death. They leave their mark, not just with their commercial waste, but with fingerprints and footsteps.
I pass them by, and all I see is a waste of a life. They perhaps see the same, but I doubt it. I doubt they see me at all.
What they fail to realize is that under this plain brown-paper-and-string exterior lies The ANSWER.
Its not my fault society is f***ed up. But I can SAVE it. I can rid society of those wastes and offenders.
EWT's been holding out for a hero like a girl saving her virginity for THE ONE. She could f*** some guy in the back alley behind a nightclub that she's too young to legally enter, much like EWT could rely on FALSE PROPHETS.
The QUESTION is, will EWT stay abstinent? Wait for the heroes, and not waste it on someone who is "just a f***"? Or will they prove themselves to be no better than the people we're trying to save them from?
Now its your job to give the right ANSWER. One chance. No Do-overs. So, whats it going to be?
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 19, 2008 14:31:24 GMT -5
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Gather around, as it now is story time.
Small Town, USA. Winter. A little after 2 AM. 22 Years ago.
A man, 31 years old. with a son at home, aged two. Remember him, as he'll be very important. Maybe not in this particular chapter, but in the rest of this story, he plays a major part.
But anyway, a man, 31 years old. Stumbling out of a bar after last call. Into a snowbank he falls. With a woman not his wife. His loving wife, back at home, waiting with baited breath for her husband to return. His eager son, in and out of a restless slumber, also waits.
The husband, father, will never come home. Who is responsible for this? A neighborhood tough looking to rough someone up? A drunk driver? No, you see, for it was only his own fault. For no one took his life, but he took the life of another.
He knew that he could no longer keep up the charade of both a wife and a mistress, so he did what any junkie/drunk would do. He took care of the problem. He prematurely ended the PHYSICAL life of his mistress, and the EMOTIONAL life of his wife and son, who's cries and tears were soon replaced with the wailing crescendo of police sirens.
13 years later, this man ended his physical life via noose. He was alone. He was buried on a Saturday.
What is the most heart breaking thing about this sob-story? Its not how people die, but rather, how they live. The populous needs a wake-up call. So many waste their meager lives, and before they realize it enough to change themselves, its too late. Their lives end, or are taken from them, prematurely. Our goal is to cause mass realization. Those who desire change shall do so, and be save. Be better. Those who resist shall become martyr's for a fruitless cause.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 20, 2008 3:23:51 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comSURPRISE!!!! I got you all didn't I?! I am back for good & I want gold again. My shoulder is back to 100% & I feel fantastic. EWT better watch out for me. I will soon show you all the new tricks I have learnt.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jan 20, 2008 4:44:09 GMT -5
www.StockholmSyndromeWrestling.com-The new home of all the news surrounding the Johannson wrestling family, and Sweden's newest indy fed, Stockholm Syndrome Wrestling! Webmaster: Gregory Alfredsson -Newswire- *After overseeing operations of SSW's first show two months ago, Spyke has not been seen or heard from at all. Joahnnson family outcasts, Crash and Erik, deny knowledge of his whereabouts. Spyke's father, former NHL player, Thomas Johannson, says Spyke last called him the night of the show, but has had no luck contacting him since. The Johannsons fear that something terrible may have happened. If you have seen or heard anything about Spyke's whereabouts, you are please asked to email the webmaster (webmaster@stockholmsyndromewrestling.com). *Expect Crash to be making more frequent appearances on EWT television. Crash will not be competing in-ring anytime soon, due to a lack of a doctor's clearance. While the doctor's clearance part will not be played up on TV, expect excuses to stay out of the ring to play into a possible budding feud with BR Juri Sadamoto, and a short program with comedy jobber, Ronnie Cordova, who is a friend of the Johannson family. *Speaking of Ronnie Cordova, expect more exposure on TV for him in the coming weeks. After finding religion and turning over a new leaf in his personal life, Ronnie took a break from wrestling to contemplate his career. After a promise from Toomi of a new gimmick sometime down the road, Ronnie decided to continue with the "frat guy" gimmick to give closure to the character, rather than unceremoniously dumping him. New gimmicks for Ronnie are currently being discussed. *Erik Johannson (the 24-year old cousin of Spyke and Crash) recently started his wrestling training in WHOA. Fans of WHOA may remember him as the short-lived manager of Crash during his time in the fed, before he was called up to EWT. Not feeling Erik was ready for the big time, EWT decided not to bring Erik up as well. Erik recently debuted as an on-screen character in WHOA as a heel, getting in the faces of fellow WHOA Students, Kevin Westby and Scott Ita. *Younger sister of Spyke and Crash, Katarina Johannson (age 18) has decided to follow in her siblings footsteps, and become a professional wrestler. Katarina has not decided where she will enroll to begin her wrestling training, but those close to her say that she is deciding between Ohio Valley, CHIKARA Wrestle Factory, and WHOA.
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Post by Cast of Heroes on Jan 20, 2008 19:13:38 GMT -5
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When it boils down to it, every issue is black or white.
There is no shade of gray.
You're either with us, or against us.
The Cast of Heroes are coming to EWT, and with it, we bring change.
You cannot partially support change.
You're either for change, or against it.
Those who are for change are respective members of our cast. They are the ones on the streets wearing the black masks and black trenchcoats.
Then there are those who are against it. The one's we will fight. Tooth and nail until our capes our tattered and our masks ripped-off.
Soon we will not need masks though.
NO SECRETS. NO HIDING. NO HOPE.
The new QUESTION is, will you change or will change happen to you?
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