Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 5, 2008 11:59:56 GMT -5
129. WWE does a crossover with late night quiz shows.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 5, 2008 12:02:52 GMT -5
130. Dented folding chairs are to have their dents pounded out before the next show.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 5, 2008 12:02:57 GMT -5
131. WWE will now be half infomercial, half variety show.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 12:13:16 GMT -5
129. Tag teams abolished. Tag matches will continue to exist via an injured person reaching their corner, tagging themselves, and immediately becoming rejuvenated.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 5, 2008 12:33:49 GMT -5
130. The ring will be replaced with an open space with a bunch of comforters layered on the floor, four dinning room table chairs will represent turnbuckles and imaginary ropes. Theme music wil be sang by the wrestlers as they walk to the ring and pillows will represent foreign objects. Wrestlers will do color commentay while wrestling and title belts will be made out of cardboard, alluminum foil and markers. To cut other booking cost, wrestlers will immitate other wrestlers to fill out the rest of the card so you can have a full program with only three to four people.
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JRX
Don Corleone
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Post by JRX on Dec 5, 2008 12:42:49 GMT -5
131. Batista, being the business savvy genius he is, will sell the WWE Title to the WWE to give them a financial push. However, come the sunday when they have enough money, he'll be needing it back.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 5, 2008 12:49:09 GMT -5
135. Vince will move RAW over to Lifetime Network, where the show will become more woman-related.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 5, 2008 13:08:00 GMT -5
79) The so-called HD makeup will not be used forcing us to see wrestlers as they are in real life. We learn that Undertaker is actually human, Shawn Michaels is bald except for a rat tail, and Michelle McCool is actually Skeletor in drag. Don't forget Tommy Dreamer weighing in at 568 lbs too. And Chris Jericho is the best damn 12 year old wrestler ever.
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sloride
Unicron
Doesn't Suck Up. Or Does She?
The Greatest Entertainer to have ever Lived
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Post by sloride on Dec 5, 2008 13:13:34 GMT -5
131. WWE will now be half infomercial, half variety show. It isn't already?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2008 13:16:01 GMT -5
137. The audience will be encouraged to throw drinks at the wrestlers on their way to the ring, as long as they are special throwing drinks sold for $15 each.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 5, 2008 13:20:43 GMT -5
136. WWE.com will stop fabricating it's own news and just copypastes whaever it says on rajah.com
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Post by johnnyk9 on Dec 5, 2008 15:10:39 GMT -5
137. The Hall of Fame Cermony is reduced to Vince sending out greeting cards to the inductees
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 5, 2008 15:13:38 GMT -5
137. The Hall of Fame Cermony is reduced to Vince sending out greeting cards to the inductees On a cell phone camera.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 5, 2008 15:48:25 GMT -5
138. Instead of booking celebrities for WrestleMania, they book celebrity impersonators.
139. To save on electricity, the creative team must do their work by candlelight.
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Dec 5, 2008 17:25:38 GMT -5
The following memo was sent out to all people in the WWE
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Post by goodomens on Dec 5, 2008 18:03:03 GMT -5
130. Dented folding chairs are to have their dents pounded out before the next show. Nah, that's too expensive. They need to turn the chair over and hit that same person again on the exact same spot on the chair. Does the trick every time.
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Post by corndog on Dec 5, 2008 18:53:09 GMT -5
140. The WWE accidentally rehires Jake Roberts when they give a man appearing to be homeless a bottle of cheap vodka and a $10 crack rock to job to Jamie Noble at house shows.
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Post by sabbath on Dec 5, 2008 19:03:24 GMT -5
141. Every main-event wrestler will now have something similar to Gillbergs entrance.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 5, 2008 19:16:55 GMT -5
142. Everything bar breathing will become a fine-able offence for all WWE employees.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 5, 2008 19:36:00 GMT -5
143: There will be no Christmas bonuses this year.
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