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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:07:41 GMT -5
So with all of this who-ha about WWE looking to save money. I figured I would ask the Wrestlecrap community what WWE will do over the course of the next 12 months to save the company money.
I'll start....
1. Will now only pay their Divas to get D cup implants instead of DD's.
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Post by Roger Smith on Dec 3, 2008 21:09:31 GMT -5
2. They will reuse entrances inorder to be cost effective.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:11:54 GMT -5
2. They will reuse entrances inorder to be cost effective. 3. The only entrance theme that will be used is "Land of a 1000 Dances" which will be updated featuring the current roster.
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Post by Roger Smith on Dec 3, 2008 21:13:07 GMT -5
4. There will be no more PPV sets, they will all use the same set as the TV shows.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Dec 3, 2008 21:13:58 GMT -5
5. Increase PPV prices to the Wrestlemania rate
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 21:14:55 GMT -5
6. All matches now feature "special guest referees" which are just random people picked from the audience before each match.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 3, 2008 21:15:32 GMT -5
They will fire everyone except Triple H. Triple H will hold every title, and wrestle in every match. Obviously, Triple H will win every match.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 3, 2008 21:16:08 GMT -5
7. Instead of going through the expense and all the hassle of bringing a bell to every card, Lillian Garcia will be asked to yell "DING!" into the mic. Yes, even during beatdowns.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Dec 3, 2008 21:16:46 GMT -5
7. Morrison's "slow motion machine" will be no more.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 21:18:06 GMT -5
8. SurvivorSlam.
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Post by Roger Smith on Dec 3, 2008 21:20:33 GMT -5
End this thread, we have a winner.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 3, 2008 21:20:47 GMT -5
9. Reruns.
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 3, 2008 21:20:59 GMT -5
10) The audiance will now play each wrestler's theme on kazoos
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 21:24:43 GMT -5
11. JBLs limo sold and replaced with gray 86 Honda Accord with green passenger door.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:25:54 GMT -5
12. WWE will stop paying name bands for the rights to use their songs for PPV themes and wrestler's entrance themes. Instead, Jillian Hall will sing every PPV and wrestler theme song from now. And she will do it live in order to cut back on studio costs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 21:27:48 GMT -5
13. Links on wwe.com now have a 90% chance to redirect to a page informing you of how to increase your penis size.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:29:15 GMT -5
14. Wrestlers must share their wrestling attire. So next week on Raw, expect Mike Knox to have John Morrison's attire on.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 21:31:42 GMT -5
15. All title belts sold except for spinner belt. Spinner belt renamed "entertainment championship"
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:33:14 GMT -5
16. The announce position is made up of old Popsicle sticks.
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Post by boxieness on Dec 3, 2008 21:33:37 GMT -5
17. John Morrison's leather fur coats will now be replaced by nike workout jackets
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