Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 4, 2008 7:53:45 GMT -5
61: All events will be held at the local gym in Patterson, New Jersey, and due to time conflicts, Mickie James has to wrestle 7 year old girls.
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Post by johnnyk9 on Dec 4, 2008 8:05:42 GMT -5
62. No more air transportation to shows, Wrestlers now must hitchhike to arenas
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 4, 2008 8:07:14 GMT -5
63: Only the first 12 wrestlers in the arena will wrestle on that show.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 4, 2008 8:21:28 GMT -5
64: To save money on electricity all vending machines must be unplugged when not being used. Hey tepid Coca Cola is a small price to pay save some penny's.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2008 10:05:31 GMT -5
56. New DVD releases including "The Self Destruction of the Headbangers" and "Mean Street Posse: The Complete Anthology." Where do I sign up for that?
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Post by blef on Dec 4, 2008 11:13:40 GMT -5
65. Fire all referees, hope no one notices.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 4, 2008 11:41:20 GMT -5
66. Monday Night Raw is replaced with this
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Ram Jam
Trap-Jaw
Ooh Oui.
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Post by Ram Jam on Dec 4, 2008 11:43:41 GMT -5
67: Jim Johnston will be fired, all licensed music dropped. WWE will instead purchase entrance music from the dollar bins in gas stations. HHH's new theme will be taken from Wayne Newton's Greatest Hits.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 4, 2008 11:43:42 GMT -5
68. PPV's will now emanate from a different wrestler's backyard every month.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 4, 2008 11:45:26 GMT -5
69. WWE licensed T-shirts will be made with Hanes multipack tshirts and magic markers.
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Post by thesarsvolta on Dec 4, 2008 11:50:13 GMT -5
no #66-genius
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 4, 2008 12:13:32 GMT -5
WWE will begin to tape their television shows at Disneyworld in Orlando, Florida.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 4, 2008 12:16:48 GMT -5
Vince will become president and order people to buy stocks in WWE or they'll be forced to listen to American Males on a loop for the rest of their life. it's not cutting costs it's bringing in more money.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 4, 2008 12:30:09 GMT -5
Name plates removed from title belts.
IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S NEWZ!
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Dec 4, 2008 15:01:34 GMT -5
-Instead of a graphic that shows the person's name they must wear a "Hello my name is..." name tag. This will be replaced later by Vince holding up a chalkboard in front of the person with their name.
-Instead of a popular band WWE will elect to have whoever is playing at the local Holiday Inn perform Triple H's entrance music. Later on this will be replaced by whoever is staying at the local Motel 6 and wants to sing.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 4, 2008 15:28:26 GMT -5
Jillian Garcia, Tony Chimel, Justin Roberts, and all of the referees are fired and the wrestlers must introduce themselves and ref their own matches.
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Post by johnnyk9 on Dec 4, 2008 15:48:18 GMT -5
76. Auction off Vince's privite jet and the Million Dollar Belt
77. All Wrestlers must pay for their t-shirts they wear on TV
78. Instead of wrestlers buying there own supplements Vince goes into the vault and pulls out the thousands of cases of Ico-pro he has left over
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Post by The Verdict on Dec 4, 2008 15:55:17 GMT -5
They will fire everyone except Triple H. Triple H will hold every title, and wrestle in every match. Obviously, Triple H will win every match. PARADOX
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 4, 2008 15:56:25 GMT -5
79. All of the jobbers and mid-card will be wished well in their future endevours, this won't be acknowledged on air as they will be replaced by Charlie Haas imitating them.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 4, 2008 15:57:17 GMT -5
79) The so-called HD makeup will not be used forcing us to see wrestlers as they are in real life. We learn that Undertaker is actually human, Shawn Michaels is bald except for a rat tail, and Michelle McCool is actually Skeletor in drag.
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