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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 3, 2008 23:13:47 GMT -5
36. The spanish announce table and steel ring steps will be wished well in their future endeavors.
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Post by twiggy101 on Dec 3, 2008 23:22:11 GMT -5
37. WWE Films present Divas make a Porno.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 23:32:07 GMT -5
38. Royal Rumble entrants will no longer pull their numbers from a cage, instead a random person from the lighting crew will look at them and assign them a number based on "what feels right".
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Post by crash1984 on Dec 3, 2008 23:42:35 GMT -5
39. Stephanie comes out wearing the clothes you gave to Goodwill last week.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 3, 2008 23:49:07 GMT -5
40. All wrestling matches will take place on trampolines.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 3, 2008 23:51:35 GMT -5
Lawler will be limited to one teenage girlfriend. One.
Undertaker is going to have to start using the Pine Boxes his parents were buried in (On Long Island, for some reason) for casket matches.
Maryse and Michelle McCool will be forced to merge back into one person.
Boggeyman is going to have to use three worms.
Santino is going to have to start shilling for Subway.
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 4, 2008 0:27:37 GMT -5
Very slightly smaller turnbuckles.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 4, 2008 0:27:39 GMT -5
46. Rey Mysterio and Evan Bourne will be replaced by preschool kids who will work for milk and cookies.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 4, 2008 0:36:29 GMT -5
47. All catering will now be pot-pies and gummy bears.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2008 0:48:05 GMT -5
48. They will fire Santino's writers; Santino will get his insults from the comic strip included in a piece of Bazooka Joe bubblegum. That he has to pay for himself.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 4, 2008 5:11:31 GMT -5
11. JBLs limo sold and replaced with gray 86 Honda Accord with green passenger door. Haha. Nice. 49. WWE DVDs will now come in old PlayStation 1 game cases, with the name of the DVD written on the package in orange marker. So everyone stay on the look out for a new release of Motocross 'Mania 24.
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Dec 4, 2008 5:49:55 GMT -5
50. WWE's lighting consists of glowsticks and battery powered torches (Obviously rechargable because they can't afford new batteries
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Post by johnnyk9 on Dec 4, 2008 6:27:04 GMT -5
51. Titian Towers will be put up for sale, and Vince will move the corperate office to a strip mall store
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 4, 2008 6:59:21 GMT -5
52: 75% of RAW will now be adverts for local shops (e.g Jims Drugs), 20% backstage & 5% wrestling.
If we're lucky.
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Post by thesarsvolta on Dec 4, 2008 7:02:35 GMT -5
53. the current Shawn Michaels storyline will be used for every wrestler
54. all enhancement talent will be fired and replaced by...Dennis Stamp
55. "we wish snappy video editting well on its future endevours"
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 4, 2008 7:10:01 GMT -5
56. New DVD releases including "The Self Destruction of the Headbangers" and "Mean Street Posse: The Complete Anthology."
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Post by thesarsvolta on Dec 4, 2008 7:23:36 GMT -5
57: Breaking The Magicians Code w/ Phantasmo
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Post by Hurbster on Dec 4, 2008 7:29:00 GMT -5
58: WWE.com now powered by clockwork.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2008 7:34:59 GMT -5
We've all been fired.........
Yes Again
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2008 7:41:12 GMT -5
60. Intercontinental Belt becomes "Continental Belt" and can't be defended outside of North America
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