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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 3, 2008 21:37:16 GMT -5
18. All cameraman are cut, and all photos from the event are drawn by Jeff Hardy.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 21:38:28 GMT -5
19. Santino's unibrow is not a gimmick, WWE just stopped providing razors. This is also the reason for Mike Knox's beard.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 3, 2008 21:48:55 GMT -5
20. They get rid of all licensed music and begin to borrow from TNA the concept of having knock-offs of hit songs from the early 1990's.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 3, 2008 21:49:04 GMT -5
20. All pyro will be replaced by Mr. Kennedy yelling BOOM very loudly on a megaphone.
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Post by Reptar on Dec 3, 2008 21:55:02 GMT -5
They will fire everyone except Triple H. Triple H will hold every title, and wrestle in every match. Obviously, Triple H will win every match. Good idea, but it could cause problems when Triple H refuses to job to himself. 21. WWE stops paying for surgery. Mysterio then dies two days after being dropkicked by Zach Gowen.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 3, 2008 22:00:08 GMT -5
23. Titan Trons will be replaced by old WWF bedsheets hanging on a wire.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 22:04:13 GMT -5
24. Enhancement Talent will be replaced by the old WWF Wrestling Buddies. Shawn Michaels can finally get his win back from Hulk Hogan, only it'll be Hulk Hogan with stuffing inside.
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Post by Methusael86 on Dec 3, 2008 22:07:45 GMT -5
25. The next called up wrestler's name will consist of only two random letters.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 3, 2008 22:09:34 GMT -5
26. Vince McMahon will do the commentary on every match on raw, ECW, and smackdown and because of this raw, ECW, and smackdown will take place on the same night. Tickets now cost 500 dollars for nosebleeders.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 22:09:50 GMT -5
26. The royal rumble will now be the most entertaining 14 minutes of wrestling you'll see all year.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 22:13:26 GMT -5
27. C.M. Punk and Randy Orton's next tattoos will actually be ads from WWE sponsors.
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Post by Roger Smith on Dec 3, 2008 22:13:48 GMT -5
28. In a desprate attempt at making a buck WWE will release the Ulitimate Chris Benoit collection, featuring all of his matches uncut and uncensored for all the sick snorks that are still Benoit fans to enjoy.
It is not a success.
At all.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 22:14:44 GMT -5
28. All signs will now be confiscated at live events. The reason will not be because of the content of the signs, but simply because WWE needs the paper.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 3, 2008 22:14:49 GMT -5
29. All the major 4 PPVS will be combined. Mark your calenders becasue on March 20th it will be Wrestlerumbleseriesslam!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2008 22:20:26 GMT -5
30. HHH will no longer be allowed to throw his water bottle away after taking a swig from it before the match. He will now have to carefully sit it at ringside so he can get it on the way back to send to recycling.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 3, 2008 22:21:56 GMT -5
31. WWE will rehire all the smark favorites who got cut for less money, in a desperate attempt to draw back 28 fans.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 3, 2008 22:22:23 GMT -5
32. Half of the TV tapings will be done on Smackdown vs. RAW 09.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 3, 2008 22:47:41 GMT -5
32. Half of the TV tapings will be done on Smackdown vs. RAW 09. 33. The other half of TV tapings will be done via Total Extreme Warfare.
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Post by thuschongswing on Dec 3, 2008 22:53:42 GMT -5
34. Vladimir Kozlov will go back to his original style of entrance, in complete darkness with no music or tron...and so will every other superstar on the roster.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 3, 2008 23:07:58 GMT -5
35. The ring is made out of two king mattresses and duct tape.
Edit: My first post on the Wrestlecrap Forums and I had to edit it twice to make it go along with the rest of the thread. Good job, me!
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