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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 12, 2009 9:51:13 GMT -5
JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!! I would mark so hard for PG-Rated Edge, especially if he'd be accompanied to the ring by a mascot. Book it! I'm crying here. Edge as the PG Rated Superstar, with new music, teaching valuable life lessons and with a mascot would be awesome. And the thing is, he could pull it off.
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Post by Bobby Womack on Jan 12, 2009 10:41:55 GMT -5
The E is turning into a children's show with this crap , I think I might throw up now. i regret to inform you my fellow seinfeld lover, but wrestling has been a kids show for many many years, and the attitude era was heavily geared toward children, i dont know any grown folks who mark out for sophomoric humor and the type of t&a you can find in underwear catalogues, the biggest audience for that is early teens who think theyre doing something beyond their years
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 12, 2009 11:01:19 GMT -5
Then they'd tell the girls to show less skin, then all weapons would be replaced with foamy/inflatable versions. Blood would be just ketchup sprayed on someone's head.
And after each episode of RAW and SmackDown, the wrestlers would do a cheesy PSA segment.
SmackDown will now be referred to as "HugDown!"
Monday Night RAW is now Monday Night LOVE
Commentators are now required to give kids advice during matches, which have now been toned down so much that they have been reduced to silly slap fights.
Competitors are required to hug one another after each match.
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Post by HBKite on Jan 12, 2009 11:04:02 GMT -5
I would mark so hard for PG-Rated Edge, especially if he'd be accompanied to the ring by a mascot. Book it! I'm crying here. Edge as the PG Rated Superstar, with new music, teaching valuable life lessons and with a mascot would be awesome. And the thing is, he could pull it off. I just had to do it.
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Jan 12, 2009 11:09:20 GMT -5
I thought Jerry Lawler was the PG Rated Superstar?
No wait I just realised Lawler is the PG13 Rated Superstar.
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Post by salTy on Jan 12, 2009 11:52:15 GMT -5
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Post by taylorandborland on Jan 12, 2009 12:40:16 GMT -5
*looks at this thread again*
Wow, you people can really take a joke and eradicate it run with it...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2009 12:50:44 GMT -5
Am I the only one who thinks Cena should grow a giant Asian-style handlebar mustache and have his finisher be "The Fu" and "The S. T. Fu"?
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Post by Trout Stratus on Jan 12, 2009 12:58:36 GMT -5
Hey are they gunna change Cena's move from the 5 Knuckle Shuffle to just the Knuckle Shuffle cause last timed I checked I think we only have 4, not 5, unless he means his fist..
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Post by GaTechGrad on Jan 12, 2009 13:00:27 GMT -5
[ I just had to do it. Isn't that "Whatizit", the 1996 Atlanta Olympic mascot? (where Kurt Angle won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck)
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 12, 2009 13:20:17 GMT -5
i can't wait till we gte the vince mcmahon kiss my hand club.
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Post by Big fat failure turtle on Jan 12, 2009 13:30:08 GMT -5
Hey are they gunna change Cena's move from the 5 Knuckle Shuffle to just the Knuckle Shuffle cause last timed I checked I think we only have 4, not 5, unless he means his fist.. 5 Knuckle Shuffle is a euphemism for male masturbation... Anyway, on the subject of renaming the F-U, my suggestion is that the WWE should have the courage to run with the original concept, and go ahead and call it the 4-Q.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 12, 2009 13:58:57 GMT -5
That Edge sig is awesome. Kudos.
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Jan 12, 2009 14:11:43 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? Edge will become the PG-Rated Superstar, and, after every match, will teach the children a valuable life lesson. And he cuts cleaned-up versions of Attitude-era promos, like he'll start talking about pie and say his favorite type of pie starts with a P. "That's right, Pecan Pie with a little bit of Vanilla Ice Cream. What, did you think I was going to say something else?" And his catchphrase is "Edge 24/7 says always keep an upbeat attitude" and he give people the "Edge Salute", which is the okay sign(at first I was going to say the thumbs-up but Foley might call gimmick infringement).
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 12, 2009 16:15:48 GMT -5
All matches end with group hugs. I bet there were more kids watching 8 years ago then there are now. Just RIPE for a Photoshop. Wrestlers don't have "finishers" anymore...they have "Friendships".
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 12, 2009 16:20:01 GMT -5
Triple H: "It's time to play the game...of UNO!"
All the little kids: "Yaaaaaaay!"
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Bye
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Post by r. on Jan 12, 2009 16:41:55 GMT -5
There goes then last cool things of cena I agree ill miss B2, i'm sad he just turned face.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 12, 2009 16:54:18 GMT -5
If Edge becomes the Rated-PG superstar, this will be his theme song:
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Post by Cretinous Humanoid on Jan 12, 2009 17:17:18 GMT -5
Did anyone over the age of 12 really think the names FU and STFU were cool and edgy? Or is this just ranting for rantings sake?
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 12, 2009 17:20:54 GMT -5
I think it's ranting over stupid, needless censorship's sake, myself.
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