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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 13, 2009 17:03:41 GMT -5
Oh man, am I X-Division champ? I need to promo pronto. Apologies again.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:09:00 GMT -5
Vote Headbanger!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:10:16 GMT -5
Suicide and Red hit a tiger kick/Suicide Solution combo on Naito for the win
DW: The masked men win. JB: Uh, only Suicide wears a mask. DW: Whatever. JB: Tonight GBH, the combination of Doug Williams and Rob Terry, make their debut as a team. DW: And we're gonna hear from them now. TO THE BACK!
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce ourselves to you. My name is Doug Williams.
And my name is Rob Terry.
And together, we are known as GBH!
That's the Great British Hardlads!
Tonight we make our debut as a tag team here in WCTNA Wrestling.
We've been training hard as a team for months.
And finally it is time to show the American wrestling fans what they've been missing.
Because with my brute strength and power.
And with my experience and agility.
We'll be making sure all the wrestlers in WCTNA wind up filing a lawsuit for GBH...
AGAINST GBH!
You don't believe us?
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
JB: Well they are focused. DW: With that attitude, they'll be tag champs soon enough, mark my words. JB: And that brings us to our next match DW: On Impact we saw James Storm defeat cody Deaner. Next week on Impact it'll be Beer Money v Southern Justice for a shot at Team 3D. JB: And with Robert Roode still completing this deal he's been talking about, whatever that is, Holliday will face former Beer Money assosiate and X Division Champion Eric Young. DW: And don't forget, EY has to defend his title his title against Big Poppa Pump at Hard Justice. That's a tall order.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, being accompanied by Cody Deaner, from Waxahachie, Texas, weighing 245lbs, Jethro Holliday!
Penzer: And now residing in Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225lbs, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, "Showtime" Eric Young!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:11:37 GMT -5
EY hits a DDT.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:19:15 GMT -5
Jethro with a Mule Kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:20:49 GMT -5
Young hits a huge Death Valley Driver on Holliday to get the win.
DW: It'll be harder than that to beat Scott Steiner. JB: Maybe but I wouldn't count Eric out. DW: I would. JB: Really? DW: It's time for the debut of our next tag team champions! I can't wait! JB: Wait, what about your drinking buddy James Storm? DW: What about him? JB: With friends like you, who needs enemies right? DW: Hey, I said I drank with the guy. I never said anything about being friends with him.
Penzer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: First, at a combined weight of 529 lbs, Kip and BG, The James Gang
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, at a combined weight of 295lbs, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, GBH!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:22:31 GMT -5
Williams lariats James.
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Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jul 13, 2009 17:24:24 GMT -5
Terry boots BG's head off.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:27:17 GMT -5
Kip with a Missouri Boat Ride on Terry
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:30:51 GMT -5
Williams hits the Chaos Theory on Kip to win.
DW: These guys are awesome, didn't I tell you? JB: Well go on, say it. DW: Un-freakin-believable. JB: Next up our Knockouts champ in action. DW: When I think of our Knockouts champion, the word that springs to mind is "bouncy". JB: Will you stop? DW: On second thoughts Traci is good and all but I'd rather be in Velvet. JB: I thought we were done with this when we got rid of BG.
Penzer: The following is a non-title Knockouts contest set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, being accompanied by Angelina Love, from the Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
Penzer: And from Toronto, Ontario, she is the WCTNA Knockouts Champion, Traci Brooks!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:31:42 GMT -5
Traci hits a lariato.
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Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jul 13, 2009 17:32:26 GMT -5
Traci with a sooper dooper plex.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:33:29 GMT -5
Traci with a Stomp
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:36:01 GMT -5
Traci with the Brooks and Done get the victory.
An unknown woman suddenly attacks Traci and lays her out with powerbomb.
JB: Who the...? That's our newest Knockout Sarita! But why did she attack the champion? DW: Well if you shut up maybe we'll find out.
Do you see that? Do you see what I just did to that Whore? My name is Sarita I watch in my home as the So-Called Greatest American Womend division is overrun with Putas,Separadores and Implantes Oh so many Implantes well I see this and apparently the size of a womans Implantes is now more importants then the Atlético I see as TNA becomes T&A and I say no more
I wrestle in Mexico and I get the call to join TNA of course they say they want Implantes I say NO! Sarita is Natural Sarita is Atlético Sarita is Habilidad
I see that Title on a woman who values her Injertos more than that Belt and it makes me,ME,SARITA! sick to my stomach That Title should be about Atlético,and Habilidad Instead Senorita Brooks makes it about Implantes and Asno
NO MORE! I Challenge her for that title I CHALLENGE HER! Next Week on Impact I challenge her to a match that will revolve around what she is all about
I CHALLENGE YOU TRACI BROOKS TO A KISS MY ASS MATCH PUTA!
JB: Well Sarita has made a big impact, going after our knockouts champion right away. DW: Why the hell not? Go big or go home, Borash!
Xplosion will be back after these important messages.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:40:29 GMT -5
*Marks for Important Messages*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:40:55 GMT -5
JB: Last week we saw Matt Morgan very impressive in a win over former X Division champion Christopher Daniels. DW: And it seems like Morgan is trying to impress someone. JB: Who could that be? DW: How stupid are you Borash? Wait, don't answer that.
Penzer: The following contest is set for one fall.
Penzer: First, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 235lbs, Petey Williams!
Penzer: And his opponent, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 305lbs, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:41:27 GMT -5
Matt Morgan hits the Carbon Footprint.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:41:56 GMT -5
Petey with a Legsweep
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 17:51:49 GMT -5
Morgan hits the Hellevator for the three.
JB: Who is Morgan trying to impress? DW: Maybe if you shut up, you'll find out. Looks like he has something to say.
How was that? Was that enough for you?
I light of that sweeping victory, I'm upping my demands. The Blueprint doesn't come for free.
JB: Who the hell is Morgan talking to? DW: Good grief, and I thought Tenay was slow. JB: Anyway, it's time for our main event, a rematch of a contest that took place at Victory Road. DW: And need I remind you Shawn Daivari won that match. JB: Indeed at Victory Road Shawn Daiveri was the better man but tonight may be different. DW: I doubt it.
Penzer: The following contest is our Xplosion main event, scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: First, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, Shawn Daivari!
Penzer: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 255lbs, "The Icon" Sting!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 17:54:20 GMT -5
Remember when this was on a PPV?
Daivari with an Axehandle
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