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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 17:55:01 GMT -5
Daivari hits a legsweep.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 13, 2009 17:59:01 GMT -5
Daivari with the Scorpion Deathlock.
Oh yeah, straight rudo.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 18:01:01 GMT -5
Daivari hits a low blow behind the refs back and follows up with the WMD-DT
DW: I told ya, same story tonight.
JB The question is, will Shawn Daivari accept the challenge set out by Jay Lethal.
DW: Why wouldn't he?
JB: Well, see you for Impact on Saturday, where Don West will be joined by Mike Tenay.
DW: Oh joy.
JB: Goodnight folks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 18:02:21 GMT -5
Xplosion Quick Results
Amazing Red and Suicide def. No Limit
Eric Young def. Jethro Holliday
GBH def. The James Gang
Traci Brooks def. Velvet Sky
Matt Morgan def. Petey Williams
Shawn Daivari def. Sting
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 18:04:52 GMT -5
Sting is the King of Xplosion these days.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 18:08:34 GMT -5
Sting is the King of Xplosion these days. Petey is chasing him for that title |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 18:10:17 GMT -5
Sting is the King of Xplosion these days. Petey is chasing him for that title Booker would be in contention too if he hadn't graduated to Impact this week. |
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Post by Above Average on Jul 13, 2009 18:13:35 GMT -5
If someone works out who has had the most Xplosion matches I'll... be impressed and intrigued.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2009 19:12:08 GMT -5
WCTNA EXCLUSIVE!
TRAINING WITH SOUTHERN JUSTICE!
*The Deaner and Jethro Holliday are both shown sitting on a porch overlooking a small pool of Murky Brown Water,Jethro is wearing Overalls and a Flannel Vest,while Deaner has on a Sweatsuit and headband with a Cigarette hanging from his mouth*
Cody:So yer sure bout dis?
Jethro:Yep is how my Pa trained me and how me an Lance used 'ta train
Cody:So wha'd we do?
*Jethro holds up a Quarter*
Jethro:See dis?
Cody:Yepper
*Jethro flips the coin into the pool where it makes a small splash*
Jethro:Go geddit
Cody:Thassit jus gotta go in sum Dirty Water?!
Boy I done DRANK browner water then that'der
Jethro:So do it
*Deaner dives off the porch into the water and splashes around for abit for yelling up*
Cody:THIS POOL'S ONLY WAIS' DEEP!
Jethro:DON'CHA FEEL DUMB FER DIVIN IN IT!?
Cody:I FEELIN CONCUSSED YA JACKARRGHHH
SOMETHIN' JUS DONE BRUSHED MAH LEG!
Jethro:AYUP THAT'D BE PORTIA
Cody:PORTIA!?
Jethro:TURN AROUND YA DUMASS
*Deaner slowly turns around to see an Alligator floating behind him he stands there in shocked silence*
Cody:..................................................................................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Deaner tries to scramble up the side of the pool but slides back down then,screams again as the Gator floats closer he then backpedals rapidly into the corner and begins lashing out with Kicks at the Gator*
Cody:FER GAWD'S SAKE HELP ME!!!
Jethro:YOU DON'T NEED NO HELP
Cody:AHHHHHHI'MGONNAADIIIIIIIEEEAAAHH
*Suddenly Deaner stops screaming and looks he then wades over to the Gator and pokes it with the toe of his boot then scrambles back once more,he then walks up again reaches down and pokes the gator in the eye,He then smiles and yells up*
Cody:WHY BOY THAT GATOR DEAD!
JETHRO!
HEYA JETHRO!
YER GATOR DEAD!
YER PRECIOUS PORTIA DEAD!
Jethro:THAT T'AIN'T PORTIA
Cody:WHAT!?
Jethro:THAT AIN'T PORTIA!
Cody:WHA'CHU MEAN!?
Jethro:THA'SSER LUNCH
*Suddenly the Deaner is violently pulled under the water as the Water begins to pulse,Suddenly Deaner climbs up the side of the pool and flops on the ground outside with his Sweatsuit ripped and Torn to shreds,as Jethro walks up and prods him in the side with his boot*
Jethro:Yew get the Quarter?
Cody:Y-............You.............You Bastard..........
Jethro:That a No?
*Deaner reaches into the fanny pack and throws the Quarter,A Tooth the Size of his fist and a License Plate to the ground at Jethro's feet*
Jethro:Good on ya well remember yer pickin the Training tommorow
Cody:...................I..........I C-....................I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Jethro:Tell my Papi to go f*** himself
*Fade to black as Jethro walks off*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 13, 2009 19:24:42 GMT -5
DING DI DING DING DING.
DING DI DING DING DING DING DING DING DING.
Quit it!
Why don't you get me another beer?
Get your own damn beer! And get me one too.
...yes m'am...
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 14, 2009 8:22:10 GMT -5
If someone works out who has had the most Xplosion matches I'll... be impressed and intrigued. Prepared to be impressed and intrigued then. Kiyoshi and Consequences Creed are tied for most Xplosion matches with 18 each shortly followed by Matt Morgan who has 17. Out of all the Knockouts, Sojourner Bolt has been on Xplosion most times with 8, followed by Awesome Kong and ODB both with 7. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 8:31:10 GMT -5
You know I just realised something. If Jarrett technically doesn't count as AA's third, then mikey should have another pick too, if he wanted.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 14, 2009 10:47:39 GMT -5
I thought he did count now.
Not that it matters much. I don't intend to take another character.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 11:16:41 GMT -5
Yeah, but despite what Tank says you've got the option. So should mikey if he so chooses.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 14, 2009 11:28:59 GMT -5
But it's not like WCWWE, where the owner character doesn't wrestle. JJ wrestles quite a bit here, whereas Vince has had one match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 11:33:12 GMT -5
You had four picks at one point. You can't ignore that.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Above Average on Jul 14, 2009 12:02:09 GMT -5
The rules can be changed though, since I realise now it was a mistake.
Also, mikeyp, good stats work!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 14, 2009 12:51:00 GMT -5
No problem AA. That's what boredom, a lot of free time and a lack of girlfriend does to you.
As for another pick, I wouldn't mind either way.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 16:57:03 GMT -5
But it's not like WCWWE, where the owner character doesn't wrestle. JJ wrestles quite a bit here, whereas Vince has had one match. You know, if you put it like that, Dr Stevie has never wrestled and is never likely to wrestle. I'm pushing this but it's for two very important reasons. 1, I really want to tempt mikey into maybe taking Tara to reunite the Stevie/Tara team. And 2, I can have Xplosion booker Don West. Come on, make it happen. |
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Post by Above Average on Jul 14, 2009 17:01:25 GMT -5
I'll say what I always say when something I don't like is suggested.
See how the people react. If enough people agree with ya I'll allow it.
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