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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 17:05:38 GMT -5
Which one do you have a problem with? Because they both kinda serve a purpose.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 14, 2009 17:07:51 GMT -5
All of the above... because I'm difficult.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2009 17:09:31 GMT -5
I support what AA doesn't like
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 17:12:02 GMT -5
Well #1 isn't up to me. It depends on if mikey wants another pick, if he wants Tara and if he chooses to reunite her and Stevie.
As for #2, well who was it that made Don West Managment Director in the first place?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 17:13:18 GMT -5
I just noticed I'm so used to calling her Tara now instead of Victoria. And it's been, what, a month?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2009 17:15:34 GMT -5
Well #1 isn't up to me. It depends on if mikey wants another pick, if he wants Tara and if he chooses to reunite her and Stevie. As for #2, well who was it that made Don West Managment Director in the first place? Legion
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 14, 2009 17:18:50 GMT -5
Well #1 isn't up to me. It depends on if mikey wants another pick, if he wants Tara and if he chooses to reunite her and Stevie. As for #2, well who was it that made Don West Managment Director in the first place? Legion Well blame him then.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2009 17:20:11 GMT -5
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 15, 2009 4:29:38 GMT -5
Card for Impact Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles Brutus Magnus vs. Kevin Nash Homicide & Team 3D vs. Eric Young & Murder City Machine Guns Number 1 Contender's Match - Beer Money vs. Southern Justice Jay Lethal vs. Sting Sarita vs. Traci
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2009 12:05:15 GMT -5
Sarita tron
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 16, 2009 21:14:06 GMT -5
You should add Ayako Hamada to the roster since JB says she's officially signed.
And Bobby Lashley has officially signed as well.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:00:07 GMT -5
Don: Welcome to WCTNA Impact. My name is Don West and what a show we have for you tonight. Mike: Thanks for introducing me, Don. Don: Well you've been on the show seven years now, I would think people know who you are. Mike: For those who don't, I'm Mike Tenay and we're starting things off with...
Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring and grabs a microphone.
3 weeks from tonight, Kurt Angle and I go one on one for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship at Hard Justice.
Kurt Angle, you interrupted my title celebration 2 weeks back to spout off your Pro-Americana bullcrap. You then went back to your old ways of slagging off the fans. Now Kurt, where I come from, that's called gimmick infringement. I'm the man who slags off these idiots each and every week, because they don't know what's good for them. They don't know what's good for WCTNA. You're a competitive person Kurt. That's why you want not only my title, but my general role in this company.
I am the top dog, without even a shadow of a doubt. When I face you I'll have been champion for 5 months. You're a former champion yourself Kurt. You've been champion in every company you've chosen to set foot in. But so have I. I mean I've only wrestled here in WCTNA and I've taken the top prize almost instantly.
You made your WWF debut in November 1999, and went on to win the World title in October of 2000. People said it was the greatest rookie year of all time. Well Kurt, I must be giving you a run for your money in that respect too. I will take that notoriety from you, and I will do it with glee.
Kurt, you've fought many great wrestlers in your time - Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Samoa Joe, Kevin Nash - the list goes on, but when you set foot in the ring against me for the gold, it'll be something you've never experienced before.
But Kurt, it's not all about you. I have other business to attend to today. Because you see since I'm using up this airtime, I figured I'd share it with a few friends. So ladies and gents, without further ado, please welcome... Team 3D!
*3D Climb into the ring while Ray grabs a Mic D-von puts both Tag Belts over his shoulder's* Ray:You know I can't think of anything more fitting The Greatest Tag Team Champions in WCTNA history are introduced by the Greatest WCTNA World Champion since whoever beat AJ Styles and ended the reign of Charisma Less Flip Flops You see Brutus Magnus your the Top Dog in the World Title picture
But us? We're the Top Tag Team in a company full of Good ones and that's why we're proud to hold these belts Unlike you we don't have our set challenger yet We wanted a Team that can truly say they're the Second Best Team in WCTNA Whether it's No Limit,Phi Delta Slam,Southern Justice or even Beer Money....................AGAIN What is this the Third time now?
We'll take 'em on Ya see we want to say we are THE Greatest Tag Team and THE Greatest Tag Team champions We want these Belts *Ray turns around and Slaps Both Belts* To be Synonymous with the Greatness that is Team 3D We've already Sucessfully defended once against Red and Suicide But that's not enough No It's not
You see We're what 22 time Tag Champions? D-von:Twenty Three Ray:Twenty Three time Tag Champions We've defended once So we've got Twenty Two more to go Whoever wins tonight in Southern Justice vs. Beer Money They'll get honor of being Number Two
You see we joined up with Brother Bruti here because the Best? The Best Attract the Best and We only want to associate with the best So Brutus is the Best Singles HeAvyweight We're the Best Tag Team SO LET'S BRING OUT THE BEST X-DIVISION WRESTLER
HELP THE BEST WELCOME
HOMICIDE!
Last week, I made the most important... and ironically, the easiest decision of my career. I joined the winning team. You see, ever since I dumped that big weight on my shoulders, Hernandez, I've been pushed to the wayside by management.
Fortunately for me, Brutus and 3D recognise talent when they see it. I've been Tag Team Champion in the past, but unfortunately unlike Devon and Ray here, I didn't have a good partner. So that team is done and dusted.
That's why I'm going after a singles title. Not the one that is around the waist of Brutus Magnus, but the one's around the waists of Eric Young and AJ Styles. I don't care which belt I win, because everyone knows I'm the King of the X Division, and a future wrestling legend.
Eric is Mr. Comedy. He takes it all as a joke - he talks about his Erictions and whatnot. And AJ caught a lucky break by taking that belt off Lance Hoyt - he's not been the same since Brutus beat him at Sacrifice.
So sometime after Hard Justice? I'm gonna be coming for those titles boys. You guys, or maybe not you guys - get ready, because Homicide is back and better than ever!
*Brother D-von grabs the Mic from Homicide* D-von:Now hold on a minute there seems to be something missing from this here group There's one Title in WCTNA that we can't seem to get and on a related note I respect Brother's Bruti and Homicide here but this groups a damn Sausage Fest So I think we need one more and luckily theres a certain Person who's just come to WCTNA who would fit perfect
Please help the BEST welcome our newest member
SARITA!
*Sarita climbs into the Ring and grabs the mic from D-von then climbs to the top rope and looks straight into the Crowd and begins speaking* When I come here to WCTNA I hear this place was supposed to be the Greatest Womens Division in Wrestling I LAUGH AT THIS I come here there is Estrellas de la pornografía pretending to be wrestlers Muchacha del suicidio is kidnapping Interviewers and Canadiense thinks she's American All the While a Woman with Implantes the size of Cantaloupes and about as Attractive as one is supposed to be the Champion? I come to WCTNA because the Women's Dvision is supposed to be full of Atletica and Fuerte INSTEAD I GET IMPLANTES AND ASNO I cannot stand and watch this I come here THEN I WILL MAKE IT ABOUT ATLETICA And the First Step is that Knockouts Title around my Cintura natural y atractiva
You see, what you see standing before you is the greatest team in professional wrestling today. We have all the bases covered. We are the Headliners. We're the people you pay money to come and see get their asses kicked - but it never happens. By September you're looking at 5 CHAMPIONS.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:00:52 GMT -5
Brutus and Sarita leave, with Homicide and Team 3D staying in the ring.
Mike: As I was trying to say, we are starting things off with with six man tag team action featuring those three men. Don: They're not just any regular men. They are the Best. Mike: Let's see how they do tonight first.
JB: Impact begins with a six man tag team match. Already in the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 790 pounds, Homicide and the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 640 pounds, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, The Murder City Machine Guns and the WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:08:11 GMT -5
Magnus with a suplex
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:09:04 GMT -5
Magnus isn't even in this match but a vote is a vote so Homicide hits Shelley with the Gringo Killer for the win.
Don: Scott Steiner had to be watching that match with some interest. Mike: Only some? Don: Wouldn't you be distracted if Jenna Morasca was with you? Mike: Yes and in more ways than one. Don: You and Jenna aside, I don't think it would be nearly as awkward as this enxt interview. SoCal Val with Jay Lethal. TO THE BACK.
Jay, tonight you have a one on one match against The Icon Sting and you've also challenged Shawn Daivari to a match at Hard Justice with a Legends Championship match on the line. What are your reasons for these two matches?
Let me ask you something. What was your reason for sleeping with my best friend?
This is exactly why I didn't want to interview you. It was over a year ago, move on. Can we please do this interview like professionals?
Alright fine. You want to know my reason for facing Sting? When I was younger, I was a huge Sting fan. I had all the T-shirts, I had sign after sign dedicated to him, I even went trick or treating in the full get up and face paint. It was my dream to face him one day but at the time, I thought Sting would walk away when he got to a certain age thus preventing the dream from ever happening. Fast forward to 2006, Sting has been seen in the public eye for nearly three years and Jay Lethal has just signed a contract with this company but the second I get here, do I hear any of the praise Sting got years earlier? No. Instead, he hogs the spotlight again and I'm stuck doing crappy gimmicks. Fast forward to present day and what is Sting doing now? He barely makes it onto Impact where as I've got a PPV match assuming Shawn Daivari accepts.
Shawn, we have the same message but the time is coming for one of us to step aside and let the other continue to the top of the mountain. Sting couldn't do it but I know, either me or you can. Face me at Hard Justice and we'll find out. As for you Val, you can stick this microphone where you stick most things. I've got an Icon to beat.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:09:44 GMT -5
Don: I support the message of Jay Lethal but why on earth wouldn't he try to patch things up with SoCal Val? Mike: Maybe he's more focused on winning matches. Don: Idiot. Mike: I think the same thing about you. Take it JB.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, Black Machsimo, Jay Lethal!
JB: His opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 255 pounds, this is The Icon, Sting!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:13:14 GMT -5
Crap, neither he was.
Lethal with an elbow
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:13:29 GMT -5
Jay hits a Lethal Combination for the win.
Before Mike and Don can speak, Shawn Daivari appears on the Titantron.
One week ago, I gave WCTNA an ultimatum: Change the old guard, or there will be consequences. Well, someone else decided to issue an ultimatum. To me.
Jay Lethal, you challenge me to a match? And to make me happy, and to make me wanna accept, you tack on Legend's Title contendership? Well, Jay. I'll tell you what. You're on. It'll be a pleasure beating you yet again, and this time, for something far more important than the X-Division Title.
And to whoever may be the Legend's Champion after Hard Justice, just remember this. You're not gonna be getting the Evil Foreign Heel. You'll be getting someone much better. Because you'll be getting Shawn Daivari.
Modern Day Legend.
Jay gets a smirk on his face before leaving.
Don: There you have it, just added to Hard Justice, Jay Lethal takes on Shawn Daivari. Mike: And I'm being told in my headset that if Sarita beats Traci in this next match, she will get a Knockout's title shot at the PPV. Don: Brutus Magnus speaks the truth. Mike: Well, Sarita still has to win tonight before she gets the title match.
JB: Impact continues with the Knockouts in action. First, making her Impact debut, from Mexico City, Sarita!
JB: Her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Traci!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 15:17:38 GMT -5
Sarita with a Hurracanrana
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:18:38 GMT -5
Sarita hits La Reienera for the win.
Don: Sarita is going to be dominant in the Knockouts division. Mike: Well, she was hand picked by the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion. Don: And we get to see him in non-title action next.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, Big Sexy, Kevin Nash!
JB: His opponent, from the UK, at a weight of 240 pounds, the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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