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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:18:33 GMT -5
Sarita with a head scissors which is different from a hurricanrana. Why, I dunno.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 15:19:53 GMT -5
Magnus with a Choke
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:20:16 GMT -5
Magnus with a he's-in-this-match-right suplex
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:21:48 GMT -5
I don't think Magnus could hit a Tormentum on Nash so Brutus gets him to tap to a Cloverleaf leg laced Boston crab.
Mike: I wonder what Kurt Angle thinks of that showing by the world champion. Don: Oh please, Kurt is probably only focused on AJ Styles tonight and so he should be. Mike: AJ isn't the legends champion for nothing. Don: No, what I mean is that it is the perfect time for Team 3D and Homicide to weaken him before the PPV. Mike: Speaking of Team 3D, they will be facing the winners of this next match for their tag team titles at Hard Justice. Don: But before that, Southern Justice have something to say. TO THE BACK.
*Camera fades in on Jethro and Cody sitting on a Truck in the parking lot* Jethro:Been a Long road but now here comes the big match Cody:Bobby Roode can run and hide Jethro:But Jamie Storm's still gonna die Cody:We were ready fer this match LAST WEEK! Jethro:But nooooo the Diva's weren't ready JAMIE STORM HAD TO GET HIS FANCY FOREIGN BEER AND BOBBY ROODE HAD TO GET HIS MAKE-UP Cody:We were ready to go LAST WEEK but B**** Money were'nt Jethro:We had all this time to waste cause we were ready to squash us some pretty boys Cody:This damn thing too so long I had time to start my first novel Jethro:Really? Cody:Yep Jethro:Whatsit called? Cody:Christine by the Stephen King feller it's about this Car that kills people at night who said bad things about the Car or the owner without the Owner knowing Jethro:Wait then who's driving the Car? Cody:The Car is driving Jethro:That's F***ing Assinine how could a car fit in Car and drive it? Cody:No the Car is Driving the car Jethro:How? Cody:I don't know I'm only on the first chapter it's only been a week ya jackass Jethro:Where'dya geddit? Cody:The Li-Berry Jethro:Library Cody:What? Jethro:It's Library Cody:WHAT THE HELL EVER B**** MONEY THIS IS IT BOYS! WE'S GONNA BEND YA OVER BACKWARDS PLANT'ER BOOTS AND MAKE YA SQUEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLL LIKE A PIG!! Jethro:SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY GONNA DIE! Cody:I'ma in the mood fer some ribs and some piggy's goin ta die
*Cody jumps down off the Truck while Jethro stands up and they both point at the camera*
Cody:FUTURE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Jethro:AND WE'RE GONNA FRY THEM BELTS UP GOOD SON!
Cody:...............What?
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:22:30 GMT -5
JB: This is the final of the Number 1 Contender's Tournament with the winners facing Team 3D at Hard Justice.
JB: First, at a combined weight of 464 pounds, they are the team of Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday, Southern Justice!
JB: Their opponents, being accompanied by Jacqueline, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Inc.!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:23:39 GMT -5
Roode with a Northern Lariat
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 15:25:20 GMT -5
Deaner with a High Crossbody
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:26:16 GMT -5
No one else is going to vote so coin flip... Storm hits the Last Call on Holliday for the win.
Mike: So at Hard Justice, Beer Money get another shot at Team 3D. Don: But don't forget Mike. Holliday still has that reward from Slammiversary to cash in.
*Daffney walks down to the ring. She's discarded her usual goth outfit in favour of jeans and a shirt. Gone also is the garish makeup and she looks rather...normal.*
I have spent the last week contemplating what I was going to say, and it isn't easy. I've been seeing Dr Stevie again and he has made me realise that my actions have gone to far. I have become the person I never wanted to become. I grew up with violence and I thought that was just the way everyone acted. But thanks to Dr Stevie, I realise I don't have to be this way.
*The crowd, obviously not buying this, shower her with boos.*
I know my actions are hard to understand, much less forgive. But Lauren, if you're watching this, I really am sorry for what I did. I know my actions are unforgivable but if you can find it in your heart to be a bigger person than I am...
*Taylor Wilde enters the arena in street clothes and quickly goes down to the ring, not bothering with entrance music or her typical entrance, taking a microphone before entering the ring.*
So, what?
You just expect me to believe that two weeks of therapy has made you.........how can I put this eloquently.........not a total psychopath?
*The crowd cheers approvingly, to Daffney's dismay.*
And even if it did. Even if Dr. Stevie is some miracle worker and he's just snapped you back into sanity, do you honestly think I would just come out here and forgive you? Did you think we could just put the past behind us and be BFFs or something?
Yea, unlike you...I'm NOT crazy!
*The crowd cheers again.*
You're sorry? Sorry?!? Sorry doesn't change the fact that you nearly killed Lauren! Sorry doesn't change the fact that you tried to turn my revenge into more of your twisted crusade to make everyone as screwed up as you are!!
So as far as any kind of "sorry" is concerned; I don't want it, I don't need it, and I don't accept it. So, you can take your apology.........and shove it.
*Taylor attempts to exit the ring...*
Taylor please. You have to believe that isn't me anymore. I know you hate me and after what I've done I don't exactly like myself right now. It's hard to ask to for forgiveness but actually forgiving is even harder. I'm sorry you don't have the strength to forgive...
*Taylor turns and slaps Daffney across the face, to the crowd's cautious approval.*
Don't even try telling me you didn't deserve that.
I know I deserve that. You can hit me again if it'll make you feel better.
*Taylor shakes her head in disbelief*
If you really have changed, then just stay the hell away from me.
*Taylor exits the ring and walks away*
Taylor, please.
*Taylor doesn't look back*
Taylor!
*Taylor exits back down the tunnel as Daffney stands distraught in the ring*
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:26:59 GMT -5
Mike: I don't blame Taylor for not trusting Daffney. Don: Well I think it's terrible. Daffney is trying to do the right thing and Taylor is refusing to let it go. Mike: So if Samoa Joe came up to you and said sorry, you would forgive him? Don: That was different. Anyway, let's focus on our main event. Take it JB.
JB: This is your main event of the evening. First, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
JB: His opponent, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, the WCTNA Legends Champion, The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:31:25 GMT -5
Angle with a german suplex
Sorry Tank
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:32:47 GMT -5
And Kurt hits an Angle Slam to finish a 33 minute Impact.
Mike: That's all the time we have tonight. Xplosion Monday 6PM EST. Be there. Goodnight.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 15:34:56 GMT -5
That's a new record isn't it?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:35:14 GMT -5
Record for Impact is 31 minutes I believe.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 18, 2009 15:37:23 GMT -5
Record for Impact is 31 minutes I believe. That would be correct with the PPV record being 36 minutes. Can Mikey do Impact in under half an hour? Tune in next week!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 18, 2009 15:39:52 GMT -5
Well you know, Xplosion requests and whatnot.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 15:41:32 GMT -5
PDS vs. GBH
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Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
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Post by Above Average on Jul 18, 2009 17:37:09 GMT -5
That'd be a good match yeah. Go for it/
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 15:59:21 GMT -5
Scott Steiner is currently training for his big X-Division Title match against Eric Young. He will therefore not be competing on either Impact or Xplosion, until after Hard Justice. However, expect frequent video updates from Steiner, Jenna, and Steiner's personal trainer.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 19, 2009 21:22:02 GMT -5
Xplosion Card
Rhino v Booker T Phi Delta Slam v GBH Shawn Daivari v Consequences Creed Matt Morgan v Hernandez Pep Squad USA v Roxxi, Madison Rayne & Christy Hemme Raven v Petey Williams
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 22:01:35 GMT -5
Don't suppose PDS vs. GBH could be the Main Event?
If not its cool just wondering
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