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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 15:18:46 GMT -5
I'm here!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 15:21:27 GMT -5
I may push the show back to five if no one else turns up.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 15:30:27 GMT -5
I'm here
Drunk but here
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 15:32:09 GMT -5
Soo, that current match....
I guess the cheerleaders hit some sort of move on TBP, since neither of them have done anything in a while.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 15:32:30 GMT -5
Tank, like I said, we'll just start the show again at five.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 15:52:45 GMT -5
8 MINUTES!!!!!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 15:59:07 GMT -5
After the opening video package has played and the pyros exploded, a marching band make their way out onto the entrance ramp.
Brutus Magnus makes his way out to the ring with the title belt around his waist for a change, and wearing his wrestling gear. In one hand he is carrying the Union Jack. He grabs a mic, as boos reign down upon him.
WCTNA fans in this arena tonight, I ask you... no I TELL you... shut your mouths right now, and get on your feet for the National Anthem of the United Kingdom.
The marching band begin to play the tune for the UK national anthem "God Save the Queen".
God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen: Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the Queen.
O Lord, our God, arise, Scatter her enemies, And make them fall. Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix, God save us all.
Thy choicest gifts in store, On her be pleased to pour; Long may she reign: May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.
The crowd's booing is even louder now.
This is why everyone hates you WCTNA fans. You show no respect for another nation's culture. You treat everyone around the world with no respect, except for those who come from your own country. In fact you even disrespect those who come from your country - winners in this sport like Brother Ray and Brother Devon - Team 3D, the World Tag Team Champions!
You'd all rather get behind people like... people like James Storm, Robert Roode, Doug Williams, Jay Lethal and AJ Styles. Men who are world class choke artists! AJ may have put Lance Hoyt out for good, but that was a fluke! He's still down at the bottom of the pile with the rest of those that you cheer.
You people hate Rhino. But yet, when faced up against me, you cheered for him. I have a lot of respect for Rhino... and I can understand why people might want to cheer for him, but at my expense? Are you kidding me? One thing you CAN say about you fans is you sure aren't glory hunters.
But the xenophobia is the main reason you hate me. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it....
He pauses for a second.
But you know what? I'm going to look past that and say that I hope everyone in this arena had a good 4th July celebration.
The crowd is stunned and applaud a little.
It truly was a great Liberation Day in Rwanda!
Boos again reign down.
What? All we ever hear about on July 4th is Independence Day. Isn't Rwandan Liberation Day worthy of some recognition? And again, that's the problem with you people - ignorant of another nation's culture. You go bonkers about your own holiday, but fail to recognise the significant days in other countries. You all make me sick to my stomach!
You know what else is wrong with you people? Well I'm going to tell you....
Kurt Angle makes his way down to the ring, microphone in hand. However, due to being draped in the American flag, he is met with cheers instead of usual boos.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Brutus Magnus, our WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion. What a privilege to finally meet you face to face. I'm Kurt Angle, Olympic Gold Medalist and the man you will be facing at Hard Justice for the world title. Now, I'm not trying to disrespect you in anyway. After all, I actually agree with most of what you say. These people do have no respect for anyone but themselves.
Kurt is met with boos again.
Thank you for proving my point. These people pray for the likes of Doug Williams and Rhino to stop you but we both know that isn't going to happen. However, you can stand out here, rambling on about all those choke artists but at the end of the day, I won't be on that list.
The crowd reverts back to cheers.
Shut the hell up you prejudiced hypocrites!
Again, the crowd boos Kurt.
Do you people really think I care about any of you? At the end of the day, there is only one person that matters in this business and his name is not Brutus freaking Magnus. I beat Kevin Nash last night and nearly broke his ankle. You haven't done crap compared to him and you have the balls, or bollocks as you put it, to come out here and piss all over this country.
I won a gold medal with a broken neck to make sure Iran didn't beat the United States and I may hate everyone in this damn country but I love what it represents. You bad mouth it, you're messing with me. If I can beat Nash within an inch of his life, imagine what I can do when I'm pissed off. Tonight, I've got a four way against Steiner, Daivari and Joe but on August 7th, your title reign comes to an end at the hands of me and there's not a damn thing anyone...
*Scott Steiner and Jenna Morasca walk out on stage*
MAGNUS!!!! SURVIVOR CHICK AND I WERE SITTIN IN THE BACK, WHEN I HEAR YOU SPEWIN YOUR CRAP ABOUT AMERICA!!! WELL, BRUTUS, DIS IS FOR YOU!!!!
*Jenna goes over and whispers something to the marching band*
Would all of you great fans please rise?
*The fans, confused, stand up, as the band begins to play the United States National Anthem, "The Star Spangled Banner"*
OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT OVER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE OVER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
*The crowd erupts with cheers, and "USA" chants, as Brutus stands in the ring, looking pissed*
Y'SEE BRUTUS?! THIS TYPE OF PATRITISM IS WHAT MAKES DIS COUNTRY SO GREAT!!!! AND DIS KINDA PATRITISM IS WHY BIG POPPA PUMP IS GONNA KICK YER ASS AND BRING DA TEENAY TITLE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS, TO DA GOOD OLD USA!!!!
*Another "USA" chant breaks out*
AND KURT!!! YOU'RE NOTHIN BUT A PHONY AMERICAN!!! I KNOW WHEN WE TEAMED UP A FEW WEEKS AGO, I SAID I RESPECT YA, BUT ANYONE WHO COMES OUT HERE AND USES PATRITISM TO WORM THEIR WAY INTO TITLE CONTESHION IS NOTHIN BUT A YELLOWBELLY COWARD!!!!
TONIGHT, I'M GONNA WHOOP YER ASS, DEN AT HARD JUSICE, I'M COMIN FOR YOU, BRUTUS!!!! AND I'M NOT JUST DOIN IT BECAUSE I WANNA!!! I'M GONNA DO IT BECAUSE IT'S DA AMERICAN WAY!!!!
*Another "USA" chant breaks out, but...*
*Daivari walks out to a chorus of boos*
That is enough of this! Tonight isn't about where you're from. It isn't about what you believe in. Tonight is about four men, who are all fighting for the same thing, the WCTNA World Championship!
*Cheers from the crowd*
Though for the record, Iran is far superior to both the United Kingdom and the United States.
*Massive boos, as Daivari laughs*
Sorry, I just couldn't resist. You people are so gullible. You'll cheer for anyone, as long as they say what you wanna hear.
But the fact is, like me, or hate me. Shawn Daivari is a future legend.
*Daivari looks at Brutus*
And after tonight, Shawn Daivari is a future World Champion.
*Daivari and Magnus stare each down, when...*
As Joe comes out, Daivari goes to attack him but is quickly tossed aside. Joe enters the ring prompting Magnus to leave, title belt in hand. However, both Kurt and Steiner try to get some cheap shots in only for Joe to get the advantage over them as well. The end scene is Joe standing tall in the ring with Kurt and Scott at ringside, Daivari at the bottom of the ramp and Brutus at the top of it as Impact goes to commercial.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 15:59:49 GMT -5
Mike: Hello everyone I'm Mike Tenay and already Impact is off with a bang. That fatal four way is tonight's main event but right now, I don't even know who I'm calling the show with.
Mike, the past few weeks with you have been great but as WCTNA Management Director, I can no longer do both duties. As a result, it is up to me to name a replacement and I have picked someone you have a lot of experience with. He's been on the shelf for a few months now due to an injury from Samoa Joe but now he is back. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Impact Zone, Don West!
Don shakes hands with Stevie before sitting down next to Mike.
Mike: Don, it's good to have you back. Don: You know, before I was taken out by Samoa Joe, I was WCTNA Management Director but during the time I was gone, Dr. Stevie replaced me and he has done a great job. I'll admit, I'm still mad at Joe, why wouldn't I be? However, tonight I'm fully focused on this job and what an awesome welcome back as we start with the WCTNA Knockouts.
JB: Impact's opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People!
JB: Their opponents, being accompanied by Cheerleader Melissa, they are Josie and Trisha, Pep Team USA!
2 Voes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:00:26 GMT -5
Am I the only one who is VEEERY confused as to these title contenders?
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:01:53 GMT -5
Am I the only one who is VEEERY confused as to these title contenders? What do you mean? Why they are contenders or why they behave the way they do? They're all in the four way for winning at Victory Road. As for some of their attitudes, I got nothing.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:04:40 GMT -5
The cheerleaders hit moves on the Beautiful People. Am I the only one who is VEEERY confused as to these title contenders? What do you mean? Why they are contenders or why they behave the way they do? They're all in the four way for winning at Victory Road. As for some of their attitudes, I got nothing. Why they're title contenders. One's supposed to be in the X-Division, one hasn't shown up in ages, one won a match against a guy who hasn't shown up in ages, and the last..........well, I guess Kurt Angle kinda deserves a shot.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:09:21 GMT -5
Cheerleaders win as I wonder if I should even do the rest of the show.
Don: If they keep that up, they could be a great tag team in the Knockouts division. Mike: Speaking of great tag teams, we now go live to Team 3D in their locker room.
D-von:HOW SWEET IT IS MY BROTHER! Ray:Why are people acting surprised that we won? D-von:It was Inevitable Ray:Beer Money challenge us to OUR match a Tables Match for these Tag Titles we kicked Cody Deaner to the Curb and faced em Fair and Square They put up a Helluva Fight Suplexes,Superkicks and that Weird Neckbreaker thing Roode does D-von:Blockbuster? Ray:That's it but me and my brother D-von took it and we BARELY hung on D-von:False Finishes Aplenty Ray:We took it and we grinned and bared it until Finally D-von lifted Storm up on His Shoulders and HE SLUNG HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THAT TABLE D-von:SHOOOOOOOOOM SPLAT! Ray:We took those Tag Belts and we hooked up with Brother Bruti and Brother Lance we piled into that Limo for one helluva Goodbye Party for Brother Lance but something Brother Bruti said made us stop and think D-von:''Well Chaps Beer Money,Nation of Violence and No Limit down who's next?'' Ray:That was actually really good D-von:Hidden Talent Ray:Can you do any others? D-von:I can do Savage pretty well Ray:Can you do Mister T? D-von:''I PITY THE FOO THAT THINK AJ STYELS WINNIN THAT WORLD TITLE'' Ray:HA Awesome Anyway back on Topic thats when it hit us D-von:Petey,Joe,Storm,Roode,Naito and Yujiro we beat em all Ray:So we had to ask ourselves who is next? We beat em all D-von:We're Fighting Champs with No-One to Fight Ray:We Pride Ourselves on taking on all comers at all times D-von:So we had an idea Ray:We called up Dr.Stevie and we said ''We Won these Tag Titles from a Tag Tournament why not make the next challengers do the same? D-von:But Toshizo couldn't come back and Cibi and Dandy got Deported Ray:Plus Jaques and Sylvain are getting married D-von:Too Each other? Ray:Wouldn't be surprised but I don't know So we had to settle for this Mini Tourny here with just PDS,Beer Money,Southen Justice and Red & Suicide D-von:Don't forget you got a Match Ray:Oh Yeah AJ Styles you kicked our Brother Lance on his way out the door and made his Departure a Sad Moment rather then a Joyous One for that? Your Gonna Pay and Theres no better way then the 3D way Cause you see AJ you may be pretty now but when you go face first through a table? D-von:You won't be no more
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:10:54 GMT -5
Don: It's good to see Team 3D giving back to the tag team community. Mike: I know you've missed the last few months but Team 3D have been doing anything except that. Don: My first night back and you have to pick an argument. Mike: I'm just stating fact. They also run with one of the men in this next match. Don: That's not just any man, that's our world champion.
JB: This is a grudge match, scheduled for one fall. First, from the UK, weighing 235 pounds, Doug Williams!
JB: His opponent also comes from the UK and weighs 240 pounds, the current WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:11:18 GMT -5
.......................ENOUGH OF THE POTSHOTS AT A.J. STYLES!!!!!!!!
(I'm not talking about the part at the end, for the record. I'm talking about the Mr. T part.)
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:13:25 GMT -5
Magnus hits Doug Williams with a lariat so hard, he dies.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:14:11 GMT -5
Might as well vote myself with no one else here. Magnus hits the Tormentum on Doug's dead body for the win.
Don: I told you the guy from the UK would win. Mike: How do you do it? Don: I must be psychic and coming up next I see a Southern Justice promo.
Holliday:So we's got a match in this here Tournament Tonight right Dean-O? Deaner:Right we's got Amay-zan Red and Soo-E-Snide Holliday:After we done beat da Three Time tag champs we's got Two Former X-Division Champs Deaner:Well boys lets get one thing straight right now THIS AIN'T THE X-DIVISION!!! I AIN'T OL' FLIP-FLOPS HIMSELF AJ STYLES! Holliday:AND I AIN'T NO CHRIS DANIELS!! Deaner:My Name Is Cody Deaner Holliday:An I'm Jethro Holliday Deaner:I'm the Southern Delightso hot they named him twice with the Fannypack of Power and a HYYOOOGE followin in Barbados *Deaner reaches into his Fannypack and pulls out a Beer which he then pops and chugs* Holliday:My name is Jethro Holliday the Southern Fried Horror even though Grilled is better for ya Deaner:Now don't even be tryin that Flipped Floppin Holliday:Cause we ain't gonna be holdin with that crap Deaner:Lemme tell ya what happened to the last guy who tried to wrap his legs around the Dean Machine's head The Dean Machine reached down his throat and felt around then he grabbed his Spine and beat him to death with it Holliday:That doesn't seem Physically Possible Deaner:That's what he was screaming through the whole thing Ya see the Deaner don't like Folks pawin all over him Holliday:Sure I bet thats 'zactly how it happened Deaner:You doubtin me? Holiday:Naw I'm saying yer Full O Shit' Deaner:Watch yer Snorkin mouth this a Family show Holliday:Uh-Huh whatever Y'know what happened to da Last X-Divisioner dat dun Messed wit The Southern 'Orror? Deaner:Giv'er Holliday:I punched his Teeth down his Skull into his sack then kicked him so hard there they came back out his Forehead Deaner:You tellin a Big Fish story there Holiday:Just ask Kurt Angle he was dere fer what I did ta Shelley Deaner:Do you Floss wit Corn? Holliday:What? Deaner:Cause all yer doin is talkin Shit Holliday:HANG ON A MINUTE Deaner:WHA'CHU GONNA DO BOUT IT!? Holliday:You lucky we gotta match or I'd punch ya so hard ya bleed Maple Syrup Deaner:Now hang on a Minute we's gotta focus You ain't mah enemy I ain't yer Enemy Holliday:You's right Deaner:Ya see as Two Future Tag Team Champions we's gotta set an Example to da the Other Teams Holliday:Team 3D WE'RE COMIN FOR YA BOYS Deaner:T'ain't matter if we're facin Phi Delta Slam,Beer Money or The Johnsons we's gonna have dem Belts round our waists Holliday:BELIEVE THAT! *Deaner and Holliday adopt fighting Poses as the Camera fades out*
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:15:57 GMT -5
Mike: Southern Justice are going to have to beat two other teams in order to get to Team 3D. Don: And in my opinion they're going to do it, starting with Amazing Red and Suicide.
JB: This is a semi-final match in the Team 3D tag team title shot tournament. First, at a combined weight of 360 pounds, Amazing Red and Suicide!
JB: Their opponents weigh 458 pounds combined, the team of Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday, Southen Justice!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:16:25 GMT -5
Sorry forgot for a minute
I'm here now
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Post by Above Average on Jul 5, 2009 16:15:28 GMT -5
Lariato by Magnus.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -5
Red and Suicide with a "Sorry, TTS, but I'm not giving you a shot at your own titles" sort of move.
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