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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:16:58 GMT -5
Holliday with a Top Rope Bulldog on Red
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:17:27 GMT -5
1-1 so far. If AA votes, that will determine the winner.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 5, 2009 16:18:11 GMT -5
Southern Justice hit the high low on Suicide.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:18:41 GMT -5
And with that, Southern Justice advance to the finals.
Mike: They will face the winners of the Phi Delta Slam/Beer Money match next week for a title shot at Hard Justice. Don: And backstage, SoCal Val is standing by with Shane Douglas and the PDS.
This is SoCal Val with the Phi Del- Your ten minutes in and You've already messed up give the Franchise that Mike You see first this isn't Phi Delta Slam THIS IS THE NEWLY FRANCHISED PHI DELTA SLAM! You see this these Two Big Lugs Big Tilly Tilly:Yo and Bruno Sassi Sassi:Sup You see the Franchise and these boys have in common The Franchise got himself a call from Dixie Carter and she said Franchise can you come back too TNA? We had a manager in BG James and He Failed miserably *Tilly takes a bite out of a Hotdog* Ya see Fran-........... What're you doing? Tilly:What? The Franchise is sitting here trying to talk and Your Eating a ........Hotdog where the hell did you get that? Gimme that *Douglas grabs the Hotdog from Tilly and takes a Bite* NO MUSTARD!??!? And what's this Sweet Stuff? Tilly:Honey On a Hotdog? *Douglas shoves the Hot Dog into the hand of Val* You need to lay off the Crap Sassi:Seriously man that stuffs bad for you *Bruno takes a Bite out of a Corndog which Douglas snatches out of his hand* Where did you even get this the Catering Table isn't even set-up yet? *Douglas shoves the Corndog into Val's hands* From now on you two its Protein Shakes all the way here take this *Douglas shoves two cups into Sassi and Tilly's hands* Drink these While I finish this up
Now where was the Franchise again? Oh Yeah now Dixie Calls me up she says Franchise We done Messed Up our only Manager fails here and we need a Tag Team who's been here before and knows what to expect Now the Franchise thinks to himself What team could he get?
Harris Twins? Two Big Ol' Fellas who have gone round the World and Failed on Seven Continents with Thirty Five Gimmicks to show
The Spanish Announce Team? Two Highflyer's who have come up with more moves than Most Guys have forgotten
The Johnsons? Lord Knows with our Former Legends Champ gone TNA needs more Innuendo
But No The Franchise thought to himself no TNA Needs something new They've got Big Guys,They've got Guys who can Fly,They've got Guys loaded with Potential Noooo The Franchise thought to himself TNA needs guys who can do all Three The Franchise thought back to Two Four Hundred Pounders he saw in Florida They were busting out Armdrags,Standing Moonsaults and Diving Headbutts and The Franchise? You can color the Franchise Impressed Tilly:CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG Sassi:Hold on I think I'm choking Tilly:Oh You Puss
WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP!! THE FRANCHISE IS TRYING TO SHOW YOU IDIOTS HOW TO PROMO!
But Anyway yeah The Franchise picked Phi Delta Slam and Lo and Behold the Heavens smiled on Phi Douglas Slam and this here Tag Tournament has started up giving PDS a Perfect shot at those Tag Titles
Robert Roode,James Storm and Jackie Moore Beer Money Inc. Ya See James Storm calls himself a Redneck Really? James Storm is a Redneck? Your from TENESSEE!!! The only time a real Redneck says the word Tennessee is ''Boy the Only Ten I See is you on the Puss-O-Meter'' and Robert Roode? The Pompous Pretty Rich Boy straight outta Winnipeg Manitoba Cigarettes Ya A Loudmouth,Long Haired pretty boy wearing Big Fancy,Elaborate Robes and Talking outta his Ass Who'd ever get behind a Chump like that?
All Fun Aside Beer Money Inc. are Three Time WCTNA Tag Champions because they were Consistently the Best and took every oppurtunity and everything it took to stay on top of the Heap but they took there eyes off the Brass Ring and THEY DROPPED THE BALL! Team 3D? they didn't drop the ball and that's why they have those Tag Titles now and why they have those Twenty One other Tag Titles in there History Now thats a Key Word HISTORY that's when Beer Money were Relevant and that
Tilly:Gimme the Hotsauce real quick WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Tilly:Eating a Taco Wha- the?!? WHO THE!??
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TACO!? GIMME THAT TACO *Takes Taco* HOLD THIS TACO *Shoves Taco into the hands of Val* PROTEIN SHAKE CHUG IT!
Where was I? HISTORY That's where Beer Money's sucess was,is and always will be now that the Newly Franchised Phi Delta Slam is on the Scene BOYS C'MON WE GOTTA MATCH! What about all this food?!? The Franchise'll bill you later *Douglas leaves with Tilly and Sassi following Unwrapping Candy Bars as they Follow*
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:19:14 GMT -5
Don: You never want to annoy Shane Douglas. Mike: So why did you always used to talk during his matches? Don: You think that's funny. Just take it JB.
JB: Impact continues with this next match up. Introducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the new WCTNA Legends Champion, The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!
*A.J. Styles makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, Legends Title around his waist and mic in hand. He turns towards the ramp and begins speaking.*
So, Rhino came out here earlier talking about me. He wants to talk about having an epiphany? He wants to talk about how I left after Sacrifice?
Because he's just about the last person to talk about how I took off. I've heard it a million times. But, Rhino? I'm gonna ask you to do something right now, because I know you're watching.
Rhino, put yourself in my shoes, man. Put everything into one night. One match. EVERYTHING. Literally, your entire being. And see what it feels like when you get screwed out of that match by a cheating scumbag. See how badly that messes up your mind.
Rhino, I had my epiphany a long time ago. And then I returned and started down my warpath. My path back to the World Championship.
Lance Hoyt was just supposed to be victim number 1, Rhino. And Lance Hoyt made the mistake of turning our fight personal. If he hadn't stolen what was mine, he'd probably still be here. He'd probably still be Legends Champion. But when he crossed that line, he motivated me to take something of his.
I EARNED MY TITLE SHOT WHEN HE STOLE WHAT MEANT MORE THAN ANYTHING TO ME, RHINO!!! I EARNED MY SHOT WHEN THAT PIECE OF S*** BROUGHT MY FAMILY INTO THIS!!! I EARNED MY SHOT AND I WON!!!!!
So, you want a shot at my Legends Title now, Rhino? That's fine. You're not the only man who does. And even though I'm still focused on winning that World Title, that doesn't change the fact that I'm Legends Champion.
A lesser man would just drop this belt. But I'm not gonna do that. No, no. Instead, I'm gonna walk into Hard Justice, raising this title high in the air. And then? I'm gonna let any man who thinks they deserve a shot at this belt come down to the ring. That's probably gonna include you, Rhino.
And I'm gonna beat every single one of those men. I'm gonna prove that not only did I earn this title, I DESERVE to hold this title. I'm gonna prove why I am THE Legend of TNA.
*A.J. tosses the mic out of the ring and hands his Legends Title to the ref, waiting for Brother Ray to enter the match.*
JB: His opponent, from New York City, weighing 329 pounds, being accompanied by Brother Devon, one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Brother Ray!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:21:20 GMT -5
A.J. with a pele.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:21:41 GMT -5
Ray with a Samoan Drop
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Post by Above Average on Jul 5, 2009 16:21:46 GMT -5
AJ hits a pele kick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:22:56 GMT -5
AJ with a top rope kick!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:23:03 GMT -5
AJ, Styles Clash, Win.
Don: I told you the guy who was a champion would win. Mike: I'm not even going down that road again, to the back with Beer Money. Don: Wrong Mike, it goes like this. TO THE BACK!
JB here with Beer Money, Inc. Guys, you've been entered in a tournament for another shot at Team 3...
*Robert Roode grabs the microphone.*
JB, shut it.
Team 3D, there's no question about it. You guys probably are one of the greatest tag teams in the history of the business. 22 Tag Team Championships don't win themselves, and they damn sure aren't a fluke.
But notice the keywords there: "the history of the business".
Devon, Ray, you guys are old news. You're a couple of washed-up has-beens who only get the job done these days by playing the numbers game and by cheating.
Team 3D, you may have been the greatest tag team in the world back in the day, but Beer Money is the greatest tag team in the world NOW.
They might as well give us a rematch, JB. We're gonna blow through this tournament so fast, there's not even a reason to have it. Beer Money Inc. getting our tag titles back is inevita...
*A cellphone can be heard ringing.*
...uh, take over, Jimmy.
*Roode turns away from the camera and takes out said ringing cellphone.*
Yea? No, not tonight. Yea. Yea, I already told you. Seven figures. Six, minimum. Look, you're gonna be rollin' it in if you take this deal.
*Roode continues inaudibly as Storm begins speaking.*
Well what Bobby was sayin', those 3D boys actually beat us fair and square this time. Well congrats to them.
*Storm claps slowly and sarcastically.*
Thing is though, you expect us to go off cryin' because we lost? NUH UH! You see we have a chance to once again face you. Now my memory is usually a haze but I seem to recall you saying Beer Money were a better team than 3D. You see we are still uncrowned champions. We are simply the best! FACT! Even you two fat asses know this, the whole damn world knows it! Ain't that right, Bobby?
...yea. Alright, alright. I'll call you back and we'll hammer out the details then.
Huh?
Oh, yea. Damn right! There isn't a person in that crowd that won't be chanting along with us when we hit the ring and when we get that 1-2-3. Hell, they'll do it right now, JB, just watch. Because they know we are the greatest. They know we are destined to beat Team 3D. They know we're gonna win back our tag team championships. Because we're simply the best.
We are...
BEER MONEY!!!
HAHA! So who the hell are we facin' in this "tournament" anyway?
Phi Delta Slam.
Who?
Sally Boy and Big Tilly.
Those guys, really?!
Well they do have Shane Douglas in there corner.
Damnit Borash, you ain't listenin'! We are the best team on the planet! When it's straight up two-on-two we can beat anybody in the world. You think we sweat a couple of drunken frat boys?
*Storm takes a swig from his ever present beer bottle.*
JB, these guys are talentless. They're just two beach balls rolling around the ring trying to wrestle. Trying to wrestle and failing miserably, I might add.
And all due respect to Shane Douglas: We're not worried about a man who stopped being relevant 15 years ago.
So, Franchise, don't expect your new clients to take you as far as......oh, wait, your last clients were The Naturals. In that case, expect those whales you're leading around to go just as far as your last clients did. And if you try and get involved in this match yourself.........expect a big obstacle. We're done with this interview, JB.
*Roode begins walking away.*
Jackie?
What?
We're going on a beer run!
Don't you have a match?
Okay, then YOU'RE going on a beer run. Here's Bobby's credit card. Hehe.
*Jaqueline takes the card and walks off*
And don't forget to pick up nachos!
*Storm walks off*
I loves me some nachos.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:23:35 GMT -5
Don: There's no way Beer Money is going to win this match with that attitude. Mike: We'll just see about that.
JB: This is a semi-final match in the Team 3D tag team title shot tournament. First, being accompanied by Shane Douglas, the team of Big Tilly and Sally Boy, Phi Delta Slam!
JB: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, Robert Roode and James Storm, Beer Money Inc.!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:26:02 GMT -5
Bruno with a Superkick
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:25:57 GMT -5
Beer Money with a double superkick to one of the whales.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 5, 2009 16:25:38 GMT -5
BMI hit the DWI.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:28:03 GMT -5
Roode hits a huge Payoff for the win.
Mike: So next week on Impact, it's Beer Money against Southern Justice with the winners getting Team 3D for the gold at Hard Justice. Don: The finals came out just as I predicted. Mike: Well I don't think anyone could have predicted what happened last night with Taylor Wilde. SoCal Val is with her backstage.
Taylor, last week we all saw some unsettling footage of what Daffney did to Lauren.
Caption: Last Week
And at Victory Road, you did this:
Caption: Victory Road
Some might say that Daffney had it coming, that you were justified....
*Taylor cuts Val off.*
Daffney, I think it goes without saying that this isn't over. You didn't beat me at Victory Road. I beat myself. And then...after the match...I lost it for a moment. I did what I told myself I wouldn't do and stooped to your level. I took a steel chair and busted you open last night.
So, even if I had won that match, I still would've considered it a loss.
I don't need to bring myself down to your level to beat you, and more importantly, I don't want to. Even after everything you did to Lauren...I know the last thing she'd want me to do is to do what you did to her.
So, Daffney, at Hard Justice, you and I...
*Daffney appears from nowhere and jumps Taylor from behind. She grabs Taylor and throws her into the wall. Val cowers in fear.*
Don't worry, you don't interest me.
*Daffney lurches toward Val*
BOO!
*Val runs off and Daffney laughs hysterically. Then she turns her attention to Taylor*
My level? You don't want to drop to my level? You still don't get it, do you? You're already at "my level". You just needed a little help realising it. And you far exceeded my expectations I have to say.
*Daffney rips off the band aid on her forehead exposed a nasty gash.*
Does this look like something a so called rational person would do to someone else?! Does it? LOOK AT IT!
*Daffney grabs Taylor and forces Taylor to look at her.*
Don't you realise it by now? This isn't something you can bottle up and hope it goes away. You have to let it out. Come on, you can't tell me when you took that chair and cracked me over my head, it didn't feel goooood.
You're....sick....
Aw, I can see we haven't quite learned our lesson yet. Don't worry. There's more than one course of treatment. You know what they say. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs!
*On that Daffney kicks Taylor in the ribs*
See you next week.
*Daffney walks off while Taylor holds her midsection in pain.*
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 5, 2009 16:28:35 GMT -5
Don: I wouldn't want to be in Dr. Stevie's shoes right about now. Mike: Even so, he's not the WCTNA Management Director for nothing. Don: The only reason he got that job was due to me being on the shelf. Mike: Whatever the reason, he's booked some great matches including tonight's main event.
JB: This is a fatal four way match with the winner facing Brutus Magnus for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship at Hard Justice.
JB: Introducing first, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, Shawn Daivari!
JB: Competitor number two, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, he is being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, Scott Steiner!
JB: Next, from the Nation of Violence, he weighs 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
JB: And finally, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:30:10 GMT -5
So people bitch about me ahving two teams going for the Tag Titles but Wordlife can have two guys after the World title huh?
Steiner with a Suplex to Joe
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Post by Above Average on Jul 5, 2009 16:29:13 GMT -5
Kurt Angle DDTs Joe.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 5, 2009 16:29:24 GMT -5
Angle with a German Suplex to his former manager.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2009 16:30:45 GMT -5
F****ING FORUM CLOCK!!!!
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