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Post by ani on Nov 20, 2009 12:49:31 GMT -5
Who is more frustrating? People who love a movie about sparkly vampires and abuse or people who go out of their way to say that people who love a movie about sparkly vampires and abuse are poopy heads?
That's your riddle for the day.
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Tigerlily
Team Rocket
In a beaker?
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Post by Tigerlily on Nov 20, 2009 12:52:50 GMT -5
Some of my friends have gone off to see New Moon this evening. They said if they hear any fans screaming like little girls whenever Edward or Jacob appears they're going to turn around and tell them to f*** off xD
I love my friends.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 20, 2009 13:00:25 GMT -5
Plus, he's a werewolf. That's always a plus. Yeah because you can justify it all you want, but at te end of the night, Vampires are really just Zombies ith better PR
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 20, 2009 13:15:29 GMT -5
Think you can tell me what to do. I make my own team, suckas. Schenn blows TEAM FRANKENBERRY FOREVER
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DramaGuyCJM
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 20, 2009 13:17:31 GMT -5
I am a adult woman with good friggin' taste Twihard that thinks Edward is a pale mopey dickhead perfect dreamboat. I think the idea of a 100 year old vampire being in love with a teenage girl is really f***ing creepy soooo hot. Glittery, whiney, pussy vampires make me want to vomit squeal like a pig being raped with a stick. Go Team Boring Whispering Emo Edward! I nominate this post for Post Of The Year!
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 20, 2009 13:19:54 GMT -5
Think you can tell me what to do. I make my own team, suckas. Schenn blows owns TEAM FRANKENBERRY FOREVER SUCKSIf it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get. It's on now.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 20, 2009 13:29:49 GMT -5
Schenn blows owns TEAM FRANKENBERRY FOREVER SUCKSIf it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get. It's on now. YOU BASTARD
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 20, 2009 13:31:08 GMT -5
If it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get. It's on now. YOU BASTARDI am willing to offer you a truce. If you take back your comments about Mr. Schenn, I will take back my comments about Frankenberry. I only ask that we unite against this Twilight menace.
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Post by Shy Guy on Nov 20, 2009 13:38:38 GMT -5
if taylor lautner were older, i'd be saying very dirty things.
but he's 17.
so uh... go team jacob?
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Nov 20, 2009 14:40:19 GMT -5
In the spirit of the game...since I'm the main Twilight defender, I'll be the main Twilight attacker.
GAWD! All you whiny wusses suck, how can you like such a crappy stupid written movie? It's not like Return of the Living Dead or Marvel Zombies! That's good artistic writing there!
Twilight blows, it's just that simple, all it is is nothing but sparkly vampires and that's it. All through the whole book, all they do is sparkle and that's it...they do nothing else. Oh wait, they sexually abuse teenage girls! I forgot about that part! Yeah, sexually abuse teenage girls and sit around and mope and are all boring and poorly written. That's Twilight for you. Vampires falling in love with teenage girls and moping around! Bah, who's ever heard of such a thing! Dracula never did that! Neither did Orlock, Lestat, Strahd von Zarovich, or any other vampire! What a dumb idea!!!!!
Now zombies, THAT'S awesome! Let me tell you! Zombies are the coolest monsters of all time. I mean, they get created by their evil wizard...then stand around doing nothing...not eating or drinking or anything...until their evil wizard tells them to go and kill/steal/guard/whatever something. Now that hardcore...no wait...oh, I'm sorry, I was talking about classic zombies from mythology! No, I meant those awesome and good written zombies from comics and movies today! YEAH!!!
First, zombies are created by chemicals, radiation, monkey sperm, viruses, bacteria, comets, nanites, robots, gods granting stupid mutants wishes, and colorforms from the 1980's. After they get created, zombies go around and EAT STUFF!!! Yeah man, they eat flesh and brains and poop and all this stuff, because that's just what mindless corpses do! Then the people they just ate...THEY rise up as zombies too!! Awesome writing!!!! If you shoot a zombie in the head...does nothing! Burn them with fire...makes more zombies! Chop them up into tiny bits...does nothing! Blow them up with nuclear bombs...makes more zombies! Zombies are so awesome and hardcore and better than pussy Twilight vampires that they can even eat planet eating abstract beings, man!!! Oh...and the giant planet abstract being they ate DOESN'T rise up as a zombie...but the zombies get all his powers!!! AWESOME!!!! Great writing there! Better than Shakespear, better than Citizen Kaine, and sure hell of a lot better than Twilight!
Oh man, well, it's been fun you Twilight loser idiot jerks get mad at people like me. It's only a book, doofuses! Gawd, what idiots! What morons! All Twilight fans are a bunch of squealing love sick idiots...every one of them! All jackass losers...every last single one of them. Just don't understand why they get all dumb and mad and attack good innocent loving wonderful people like myself...just don't get it. Anyway, see ya dorks, I gotta finish slaughtering and killing my beloved family and friends...JUST IN CASE THERE'S A ZOMBIE BREAKOUT!! It could happen!!! It could!!!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 20, 2009 15:16:23 GMT -5
NEVER!Saw an awesome T-shirt, yesterday, though, "And Then Buffy Staked Edward, The End." GO TEAM SPIKE!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2009 15:24:42 GMT -5
In the spirit of TRIPLE Kelly.... God I hate myself right now....
I'm an 18-year old male who thinks Twilight should just up and die already doesn't find a damn thing wrong with being a fan of Twilight. I mean, in New Moon, the idea of suicide by sparkling is f***ing moronic captivating to it's readers who really have nothing better to do understand the dynamic between characters.
The love between an undead vampire and a teenage girl creeps me the hell out is stupid and should technically be illegal sooo heartwarming. In this day and age, to find love with a sparkly vampire is a perfect example of a woman's fantasy gone horribly wrong true love conquering all.
..... I feel unclean....
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Ducky Momo
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Sheer Momacity!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Nov 20, 2009 15:36:52 GMT -5
NEVER!Saw an awesome T-shirt, yesterday, though, "And Then Buffy Staked Edward, The End." GO TEAM SPIKE! f*** yeah! Sign me up for Team Spike! Awesome shirt BTW. We need to rally the Buffy fans against the Twihards. Just to see what would happen. Most likely we'd have a good laugh, then the Twihards would brutally murder us.
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Post by thuschongswing on Nov 20, 2009 15:38:24 GMT -5
*ahem*
Look at the sig, muthas!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 20, 2009 15:46:53 GMT -5
*ahem* Look at the sig, muthas!I have nothing but respect for Dracula. Me and his cousin Chocula go way back brah
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Nov 20, 2009 15:54:17 GMT -5
OMG SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NEW MOON WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN TEH DARK KNIGHT!!!!1!1! AAAAAAAAAHHHH TWILIGHT 4 EVAR!!!!
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Post by Young Game on Nov 20, 2009 15:56:55 GMT -5
All you Twihards are pissing on this poor man's corpse! Sparkly, glittering, emo, vampire piss.
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Post by Bullhead on Nov 20, 2009 16:04:24 GMT -5
I'm in too much of a good mood today to even try to be hateful about Twilight. Yes, even Twilight. Love does that to you. Don't cry, sparkly emo vampires. Even an angry, jaded old curmudgeon like myself can have mercy sometimes.
But I still hate you.
Werewolves rule!
GO TEAM FRANKENBERRY!
EDIT: What the hell am I saying? GO TEAM ABBY!!!!
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 20, 2009 16:05:25 GMT -5
Screw all of you, I'm with @#$% YEAH!!!
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Krimzon
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This guy is the man!
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 16:07:23 GMT -5
This challenge is unwinable.
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