MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 20, 2009 19:03:19 GMT -5
Screw all those regular Vampire, Soul Reavers are where its at! Team Raziel ftw I'll take your Raziel and raise you THIS MAN. Not only can he turn into a bat and a wolf, but he can also turn into... POISON MIST. Even as a half-vampire, he's more vampire than the rest of these fools.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 20, 2009 19:34:33 GMT -5
This guy is better then you all. Mostly because he summons this beastie to fight you. or if you want a werewolf
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 20, 2009 20:48:22 GMT -5
or if you want a werewolf I will indeed concede that a Jamaican Werewolf is quite awesome.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Nov 20, 2009 21:05:27 GMT -5
You know, I tried really hard to write something positive in spirit with this thread, but every time I started to type my left hand would suddenly reach up and slam my head into my computer desk. My head hurts so much right now ...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2009 21:10:12 GMT -5
Man, I haven't seen a 30 second bunny movie in a long time. It's also the only way I'd ever watch Twilight (aside from the rifftrax, of course) Anyways, much like the vampires in the movie, and the movie itself, this news sucks: 'New Moon' Breaks Midnight Record
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 21, 2009 3:13:06 GMT -5
I totally would've been a Twi-Hard for a day (like, totally), but I didn't know where Tedward or Macob stand on the issues (that's their names, right?). The werewolves, how do they feel about healthcare reform? The vampires, uh...would their glitter stick to my clothes? Do they know of a good dry cleaning service? Also, I'm neither a werewolf nor a vampire...I am a gill-man, like the Creature from the Black Lagoon...are either camps intolerant of gill-people?
These are important questions, and they deserve important answers!
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Post by skiller on Nov 21, 2009 3:24:49 GMT -5
Team Jacob all the way! Because... ... ... ... someone want to help me out here? Because mouth rape rules!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Nov 21, 2009 4:40:55 GMT -5
Glittery, whiney, pussy vampires make me want to vomit squeal like a pig being raped with a stick. I am vaguely disturbed you know this sound enough to distinguish it from a normal pig squeal.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 21, 2009 9:12:44 GMT -5
Edward...Not fuh nothin', but "Edward" is quite possibly the lamest name for a vampire that I've ever heard. "Hi. My name's Kevin."
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 21, 2009 11:16:33 GMT -5
Edward...Not fuh nothin', but "Edward" is quite possibly the lamest name for a vampire that I've ever heard. Dracula, Blade, Daywalker, Drake, Jarko Grimwood, Deacon Frost, Count Orlok...And Edward. It just fails. I'm sorry I'll defend True Blood til I die...but "Bill" is kinda lame for a vampire. On the other hand, in the books there's Bubba, who is a badly decayed, late-turned, half-retarded Elvis. And Bill's just innocuous enough to pass for a "Normal" human
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 21, 2009 11:18:55 GMT -5
or if you want a werewolf I will indeed concede that a Jamaican Werewolf is quite awesome. Is....is that Dreadmon? or is there another Jamaican Werewolf floating around the universe?
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Nov 21, 2009 13:16:00 GMT -5
aww it was nice being twihard for a day
*goes to edit profile*
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Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Nov 21, 2009 13:49:52 GMT -5
Sorry, but if you're looking for the baddest werewolf mutha around look no further than this man: Because the only thing cooler than a werewolf is werewolf Bruce Lee.
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Tigerlily
Team Rocket
In a beaker?
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Post by Tigerlily on Nov 21, 2009 14:54:52 GMT -5
My friends went to go see New Moon last night- in their words it was 'f***ing awesome' but apparently there were loads of Twihards there ;D
Good thing they didn't invite me or I'd tell the stupid little fangirls to shut the f*** up if they screamed.
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Post by mysterydriver on Nov 21, 2009 15:06:24 GMT -5
I was invited to go see New Moon last night by a group of family and friends.
Short version: No.
Long version: No. Don't want to. Have a good time if you can.
Director's Cut: Are you serious? I have never shown any tiny morsel of interest in this entire daggone series outside of sarcastic "shiny" remarks and you actually ask me to go see the sequel when you know I've never even glanced at the original? No! NO! NO!!
I'll stay quiet and not question why they enjoy it, but the whole idea is not my cup of tea (What I've read about the story is highly unappealing to me). I've never even been exposed to hardcore "Twi-hards" to try and act like one.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 21, 2009 18:35:25 GMT -5
I will indeed concede that a Jamaican Werewolf is quite awesome. Is....is that Dreadmon? or is there another Jamaican Werewolf floating around the universe? That's actually Bob from Suikoden 2. And to make things a weirder, Bob actually is a Wolfman but has a rune that keeps him in a human form.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 22, 2009 20:09:52 GMT -5
I lucked out.
I got dragged to the drive-in by my mom and friends for New Moon, but it turns out it was a 2 screener, so I parked my lawn chair in front of the other screen and watched 2012 under the stars.
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Post by Alucard on Nov 23, 2009 0:50:04 GMT -5
Edward...Not fuh nothin', but "Edward" is quite possibly the lamest name for a vampire that I've ever heard. Dracula, Blade, Daywalker, Drake, Jarko Grimwood, Deacon Frost, Count Orlok...And Edward. It just fails. I'm sorry I'll defend True Blood til I die...but "Bill" is kinda lame for a vampire. On the other hand, in the books there's Bubba, who is a badly decayed, late-turned, half-retarded Elvis. And Bill's just innocuous enough to pass for a "Normal" human At least they bothered to point out that Bill is indeed a lame name for a vampire. But he was from the Civil War era. William Compton was an appropriate name for that time period.
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Post by Cela on Nov 23, 2009 0:54:11 GMT -5
What about Kevin?
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Post by The Charismatic Enabeler on Nov 23, 2009 1:08:59 GMT -5
Ugh. If I do this do I have to ignore plotholes and just overall bad storytelling and focus on a pale guys abs?
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