Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2009 16:08:46 GMT -5
All you Twihards are pissing on this poor man's corpse! Sparkly, glittering, emo, vampire piss. Hey, I respect Lugosi, as he made vampires badass. It's those on Team Edward who are pissing on his grave, not those of us on Team Jacob.
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Post by JaySticLe respects Umaga on Nov 20, 2009 16:13:45 GMT -5
All you Twihards are pissing on this poor man's corpse! Sparkly, glittering, emo, vampire piss. Hey, I respect Lugosi, as he made vampires badass. It's those on Team Edward who are pissing on his grave, not those of us on Team Jacob. You werewolves are pissin' on Teen Wolf's grave!
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 16:18:39 GMT -5
Hey, I respect Lugosi, as he made vampires badass. It's those on Team Edward who are pissing on his grave, not those of us on Team Jacob. You werewolves are pissin' on Teen Wolf's grave! Actually, they're pissing on Samuel Guy Endore's grave. He's credited with making werewolves' awesomeness rival Dracula's.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2009 16:29:32 GMT -5
What's worse: pissing on the grave of the godfather of all monster movies, or pissing on the grave of Teen Wolf? I'll let you decide.
But consider this: Werewolves don't sparkle. We're manly manly men.
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Post by BigBadZ on Nov 20, 2009 16:32:50 GMT -5
Isn't there a case for beastiality if she sleeps with the werewolf
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 16:35:07 GMT -5
Isn't there a case for beastiality if she sleeps with the werewolf Only if she sleeps with it while it's in wolf form.
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Post by JaySticLe respects Umaga on Nov 20, 2009 16:35:56 GMT -5
Isn't there a case for beastiality if she sleeps with the werewolf And rape. Though that will also be correct with Edward, but he's {Spoiler}a virgin, so we won't have to worry about that. For now.
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 16:38:23 GMT -5
Isn't there a case for beastiality if she sleeps with the werewolf Though that will also be correct with Edward, but he's {Spoiler}a virgin, Of course he is...
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 20, 2009 16:44:23 GMT -5
Hey, I respect Lugosi, as he made vampires badass. It's those on Team Edward who are pissing on his grave, not those of us on Team Jacob. You werewolves are pissin' on Teen Wolf's grave! Forget THAT, they're pissing on Lon Chaney Jr's grave! ....which would be a challenge because his body was donated to medical research. So therefore, they're pissing on the late, great makeup man Jack Pierce's grave! EDIT: I'm taking great pleasure in this thread, btw.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2009 16:48:41 GMT -5
We are doing no such thing! The few of us here who proudly support Team Jacob are merely giving support to the werewolves that have come in the past and the proud tradition kept alive today.
Besides, it's not like we're disgracing our kind by sparkling. Manly men!
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Post by Bullhead on Nov 20, 2009 16:51:57 GMT -5
I suddenly had a vision of Edward kicking Jacob in the nuts and saying "Wolfman's got nards."
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 20, 2009 16:53:58 GMT -5
We are doing no such thing! The few of us here who proudly support Team Jacob are merely giving support to the werewolves that have come in the past and the proud tradition kept alive today. Besides, it's not like we're disgracing our kind by sparkling. Manly men! Two words: MATT FREAKIN' HARDY! Imprinting Baby Soulmate.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 20, 2009 16:58:22 GMT -5
So have we all put in our plastic fangs and drank our tomato juice ready for the new film tonight?
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Post by Young Game on Nov 20, 2009 16:58:48 GMT -5
Tom Selleck = Manly Werewolf?
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Nov 20, 2009 16:59:06 GMT -5
Hey, we're going to mass hate something because it's different, we want the same old rehashed mainstreamed crap we've been getting since the 80's. Seriously though, I'd recommend "the strain" by Guillermo del Toro, it touches on a lot of old stuff and make homages while still being contemporary.
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 17:01:42 GMT -5
Edward...Not fuh nothin', but "Edward" is quite possibly the lamest name for a vampire that I've ever heard.
Dracula, Blade, Daywalker, Drake, Jarko Grimwood, Deacon Frost, Count Orlok...And Edward. It just fails.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Nov 20, 2009 17:03:40 GMT -5
Hey, we're going to mass hate something because it's different, we want the same old rehashed mainstreamed crap we've been getting since the 80's. Seriously though, I'd recommend "the strain" by Guillermo del Toro, it touches on a lot of old stuff and make homages while still being contemporary.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 20, 2009 17:06:01 GMT -5
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 20, 2009 17:32:26 GMT -5
If that had been the version I saw, I might've watched the entire movie.
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Post by honsou on Nov 20, 2009 18:50:46 GMT -5
Screw all those regular Vampire, Soul Reavers are where its at! Team Raziel ftw
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