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Post by JDviant on Dec 8, 2009 15:23:34 GMT -5
Tiger's Wood is already in development from prominent porn company Adam & Eve.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 8, 2009 15:26:20 GMT -5
Tiger's Wood is already in development from prominent porn company Adam & Eve. Does Tiger do a fist pump and get a green jacket at the end?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 15:33:33 GMT -5
Wonder if they're going to get the same guy who played Obama in "Who's Nailin' Palin" to play Tiger.
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Post by JDviant on Dec 8, 2009 15:38:21 GMT -5
Gonna be Tyler Knight. Kayden Kross as his wife.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 8, 2009 15:58:37 GMT -5
Gonna be Tyler Knight. Kayden Kross as his wife. That's funny to me because Silvia Saint would seem to me to be the obivious choice.
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Post by JDviant on Dec 8, 2009 16:01:25 GMT -5
That's funny to me because Silvia Saint would seem to me to be the obivious choice. She's older (showing) and I don't believe does b/g much - if at all -anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 16:03:55 GMT -5
Works for me.
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Post by ani on Dec 8, 2009 16:08:40 GMT -5
Can't wait for Ernie Ells 2010 to come out on Xbox next year Hopefully they release an arcade golf with John Daly's name attached to it. Hit his stomach from 300 out!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 8, 2009 16:11:32 GMT -5
Can't wait for Ernie Ells 2010 to come out on Xbox next year Hopefully they release an arcade golf with John Daly's name attached to it. Hit his stomach from 300 out! John Daly's Sleepy Bear Challenge. WE definitely have to run some of this on Live.
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Dec 8, 2009 16:15:03 GMT -5
Woods scandle update:
Tiger sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Dec 8, 2009 16:15:19 GMT -5
Gatorade is dropping their tiger drink, but they're saying it's unrelated to all of this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 16:15:58 GMT -5
Woods scandle update: Tiger sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers. HEY! That's only half true.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 8, 2009 16:57:10 GMT -5
That's funny to me because Silvia Saint would seem to me to be the obivious choice. She's older (showing) and I don't believe does b/g much - if at all -anymore. That's true. I mean Kayden is beautiful, but if your going for realism then Silvia seems like the right choice given her european past and beautiful blonde locks. But when does realism count in porn? ;D
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 8, 2009 17:03:07 GMT -5
Damn...was Ludacris singing about Tiger when he made that song "Area Codes" all those years ago? ;D
And JD....please tell me they're getting Sophie to play Tiger's mistress? Well, at least the first one (of ten? Twelve?) anyway.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 8, 2009 19:03:49 GMT -5
11 mistresses?!
Well, time for the weepy confession on Oprah.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 8, 2009 19:19:28 GMT -5
11 mistresses?! Well, time for the weepy confession on Oprah. I'm surprised he hasn't played the "I have a sex addicition" card yet. That seems like a good way to get a free pass (or as close to a free pass as you could possibly get).
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 8, 2009 22:39:32 GMT -5
How could they possibly get a porno out in time to capitalize on this?
I mean, they have to write a script, find a director, scout locations...
This could take years!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 8, 2009 22:41:50 GMT -5
11 mistresses?! Well, time for the weepy confession on Oprah. Tiger: "Oprah...MY PENIS IT TALKS TO ME AND MAKES ME TO NAIL ALL THESE CHICKS! I'M JUST A PUPPET IN HIS UNHOLY GAME! What's that, penis? You want to...kill Oprah? OPRAH RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"At least, that's how I'd do it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2009 23:18:37 GMT -5
How could they possibly get a porno out in time to capitalize on this? I mean, they have to write a script, find a director, scout locations... This could take years! Imagine the jokes that are going to be made. "Let me pull out my 3 Wood", "Driving through the fairway", "Patching the rough". God, I crack myself up.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 8, 2009 23:25:34 GMT -5
How could they possibly get a porno out in time to capitalize on this? I mean, they have to write a script, find a director, scout locations... This could take years! Imagine the jokes that are going to be made. "Let me pull out my 3 Wood", "Driving through the fairway", "Patching the rough". God, I crack myself up. "A hole in one", "Starting on the back 9" And I have to wonder how absolutely no one realized how many women Tiger's been with until now? Seriously, he's got to be up to over 40 in his life at the pace he's gone (supposedly) during his marriage.
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