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Post by Rorschach on Dec 11, 2009 17:31:40 GMT -5
I got a laugh out of one of Tiger's supposed ho's on one of the morning shows here stateside the other morning. She was sitting there, all whored out in enough makeup to make a French hooker blanch in distaste, and she's going, "I'm not really sorry for what I did to Elin," and trying to make herself out to be a victim of Tiger's insatiable lust and sex drive. Yet, who wants to bet that if SHE ever got two timed by a man, she'd be hurt, upset, furious, ect.?
Some women are really, really strange that way. They have ZERO problem being the other woman, but heaven forbid THEY ever get cheated on.
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Post by sloride on Dec 11, 2009 19:03:23 GMT -5
Tiger's finally admitted that he's cheated:
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 11, 2009 19:25:13 GMT -5
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 11, 2009 19:32:52 GMT -5
I find it so funny that Tiger could be stopped from beating Nicklaus's record just because he couldn't keep it in his pants and cover his tracks, or because he (Probably) stupidly got married. No one would have cared if he was single and did this. He should have waited until he finished getting all the records, then get married.
Where would that rank in terms of just a complete meltdown for a career?
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 11, 2009 19:41:30 GMT -5
I find it so funny that Tiger could be stopped from beating Nicklaus's record just because he couldn't keep it in his pants and cover his tracks, or because he (Probably) stupidly got married. No one would have cared if he was single and did this. He should have waited until he finished getting all the records, then get married. Where would that rank in terms of just a complete meltdown for a career? When did he get married?
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 11, 2009 20:11:09 GMT -5
I believe about a year ago
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 11, 2009 20:16:11 GMT -5
I find it so funny that Tiger could be stopped from beating Nicklaus's record just because he couldn't keep it in his pants and cover his tracks, or because he (Probably) stupidly got married. No one would have cared if he was single and did this. He should have waited until he finished getting all the records, then get married. Where would that rank in terms of just a complete meltdown for a career? True. Turns out the only person who could beat Tiger was himself....and 13 other women.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 11, 2009 20:21:41 GMT -5
I believe about a year ago In November 2003, Woods became engaged to Elin Nordegren, a Swedish model and daughter of former minister of migration Barbro Holmberg and radio journalist Thomas Nordegren. They were introduced during The Open Championship in 2001 by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, who had employed her as an au pair. They married on October 5, 2004 at the Sandy Lane resort on the Caribbean island of Barbados and live at Isleworth, a community in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, Florida. They also have homes in Jackson, Wyoming, California, and Sweden. In January 2006, they purchased a $39 million residential property in Jupiter Island, Florida, which they intend to make their primary residence.[193] Their Jupiter Island neighbors will include fellow golfers Gary Player, Greg Norman, and Nick Price, as well as singers Celine Dion and Alan Jackson. In 2007, a guest house owned by Woods on the Jupiter Island estate was destroyed in a fire caused by lightning.[194] Early in the morning of June 18, 2007, Elin gave birth to the couple's first child, a daughter, Sam Alexis Woods, in Orlando.[195] The birth occurred just one day after Woods finished tied for second in the 2007 U.S. Open.[196] Tiger chose to name his daughter Sam because his father said that Tiger looked more like a Sam.[197][198] On September 2, 2008, Woods announced on his website that he and his wife were expecting their second child.[199] Five months later, it was announced that Elin had given birth to a boy named Charlie Axel on February 8, 2009 ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 11, 2009 20:26:59 GMT -5
I believe about a year ago In November 2003, Woods became engaged to Elin Nordegren, a Swedish model and daughter of former minister of migration Barbro Holmberg and radio journalist Thomas Nordegren. They were introduced during The Open Championship in 2001 by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, who had employed her as an au pair. They married on October 5, 2004 at the Sandy Lane resort on the Caribbean island of Barbados and live at Isleworth, a community in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, Florida. They also have homes in Jackson, Wyoming, California, and Sweden. In January 2006, they purchased a $39 million residential property in Jupiter Island, Florida, which they intend to make their primary residence.[193] Their Jupiter Island neighbors will include fellow golfers Gary Player, Greg Norman, and Nick Price, as well as singers Celine Dion and Alan Jackson. In 2007, a guest house owned by Woods on the Jupiter Island estate was destroyed in a fire caused by lightning.[194] Early in the morning of June 18, 2007, Elin gave birth to the couple's first child, a daughter, Sam Alexis Woods, in Orlando.[195] The birth occurred just one day after Woods finished tied for second in the 2007 U.S. Open.[196] Tiger chose to name his daughter Sam because his father said that Tiger looked more like a Sam.[197][198] On September 2, 2008, Woods announced on his website that he and his wife were expecting their second child.[199] Five months later, it was announced that Elin had given birth to a boy named Charlie Axel on February 8, 2009 ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) So I was off by a few years ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 11, 2009 20:29:22 GMT -5
I got a laugh out of one of Tiger's supposed ho's on one of the morning shows here stateside the other morning. She was sitting there, all whored out in enough makeup to make a French hooker blanch in distaste, and she's going, "I'm not really sorry for what I did to Elin," and trying to make herself out to be a victim of Tiger's insatiable lust and sex drive. Yet, who wants to bet that if SHE ever got two timed by a man, she'd be hurt, upset, furious, ect.? Some women are really, really strange that way. They have ZERO problem being the other woman, but heaven forbid THEY ever get cheated on. Some guys are the exact same way, though, so it's more like a people problem than a guy or gal problem.
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Post by Stotty on Dec 11, 2009 21:04:23 GMT -5
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Dec 11, 2009 21:37:50 GMT -5
If she takes him back I'll be hugely disappointed, sure I understand breaking up a family when you have kids is never fun, but come on, he f***ed 10 other women. Don't think he's going to change his ways.
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 11, 2009 23:58:09 GMT -5
Maybe I'm just naive or something, but I always assumed that was one of the things understood about marrying a really rich person : I don't have to work anymore, get to live in a giant house, have plenty of cars and money to buy almost whatever I want in exchange for allowing my significant other to have crazy circus sex with a bunch of other people.
If I ever somehow miraculously got rich (I say "miraculously" because I only have slightly above average intelligence and no sort of special talent) Not only would Include the previously mentioned "Crazy, circus sex" clause in my pre nup, I would also have the Reverend include it in the Wedding vows.
And Lest anyone jump to call me sexist, just know I have No problem whatsoever being on the other end of that stick either. I would sit in my giant house, look pretty and maybe even go out and find some new, young hunks for my wife to enjoy!
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 12, 2009 0:32:37 GMT -5
And Lest anyone jump to call me sexist, just know I have No problem whatsoever being on the other end of that stick either. I would sit in my giant house, look pretty and maybe even go out and find some new, young hunks for my wife to enjoy! Why do I imagine this going down exactly like your sig?
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 12, 2009 0:49:42 GMT -5
I got a laugh out of one of Tiger's supposed ho's on one of the morning shows here stateside the other morning. She was sitting there, all whored out in enough makeup to make a French hooker blanch in distaste... No surprise that they aren't all lookers. Every now and then you wind up in a hazard.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 12, 2009 21:03:16 GMT -5
Gillette has officially dropped him as a sponsor, making them and Accenture the only two companies to sever any ties to Tiger Woods
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 12, 2009 21:07:55 GMT -5
Doesn't Gillette often feature women rushing up to a bare-chested man after a nice clean shave? It seems like Tiger Woods would be an apropos spokesman for them now more than ever.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2009 0:17:52 GMT -5
Guess more room for Cena then. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 14, 2009 13:44:45 GMT -5
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 14, 2009 14:15:00 GMT -5
Batista: Golf balls don't hold grudges!
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