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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 9, 2009 0:36:44 GMT -5
How could they possibly get a porno out in time to capitalize on this? I mean, they have to write a script, find a director, scout locations... This could take years! Imagine the jokes that are going to be made. "Let me pull out my 3 Wood", "Driving through the fairway", "Patching the rough". God, I crack myself up. Getting your ball through the clown's mouth and earning a free round. Well, if I made the porno.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 9, 2009 3:11:14 GMT -5
11 mistresses?! Well, time for the weepy confession on Oprah. Tiger: "Oprah...MY PENIS IT TALKS TO ME AND MAKES ME TO NAIL ALL THESE CHICKS! I'M JUST A PUPPET IN HIS UNHOLY GAME! What's that, penis? You want to...kill Oprah? OPRAH RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"At least, that's how I'd do it. I hear voices in my head..no not that one the little one.... ;D
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 9, 2009 3:40:39 GMT -5
Gatorade is dropping their tiger drink, but they're saying it's unrelated to all of this. Yeah. Completely unrelated. wink wink Shame though. I figured Gatorade had better marketers than this. This is a gold mine for them. I mean Tiger must have been drinking something. 10 mistrissess!!!!!! He must have drank a whole case of Gatorade!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 9, 2009 4:20:12 GMT -5
Gatorade is dropping their tiger drink, but they're saying it's unrelated to all of this. Yeah. Completely unrelated. wink wink Gatorade actually made the announcement before the crash, and the ensuing shitstorm. It was actually announced in trade magazines on November 25, that Gatorade was dropping the Tiger drink.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 9, 2009 4:38:28 GMT -5
Yeah. Completely unrelated. wink wink Gatorade actually made the announcement before the crash, and the ensuing s***storm. It was actually announced in trade magazines on November 25, that Gatorade was dropping the Tiger drink. I wonder what the actual reason behind it is then? Golf not enough of a sport for them? Honestly if so i kind of agree.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 9, 2009 5:02:45 GMT -5
Gatorade actually made the announcement before the crash, and the ensuing s***storm. It was actually announced in trade magazines on November 25, that Gatorade was dropping the Tiger drink. I wonder what the actual reason behind it is then? Golf not enough of a sport for them? Honestly if so i kind of agree. I'm just thinking it wasn't as a big of a seller as they had hoped it would be. The reports were the deal with Tiger to market the drink could cost Gatorade $100 million. That's a lot of money, and with it lasting less than 2 years, I'm guessing it wasn't making that much money.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 9, 2009 5:19:16 GMT -5
Regarding the Tiger Gatorade, it probably just came to the end of it's run. It has been around for a few years now.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 9, 2009 5:27:45 GMT -5
The decision had been made months ago to pull the Tigerade or whatever. The media does say it, but in kind of a hushed tone so people will think it's because Tiger had sex with a woman who wasn't his wife.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 9, 2009 10:13:38 GMT -5
How could they possibly get a porno out in time to capitalize on this? I mean, they have to write a script, find a director, scout locations... This could take years! Imagine the jokes that are going to be made. "Let me pull out my 3 Wood", "Driving through the fairway", "Patching the rough". God, I crack myself up. two words: ball washer!
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 9, 2009 13:45:34 GMT -5
So does this make the first chick, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's "bottom B"?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 9, 2009 15:41:09 GMT -5
So does this make the first chick, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's "bottom B"? ;D Tiger: Do you know what I am saying?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 9, 2009 16:39:29 GMT -5
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 9, 2009 18:07:47 GMT -5
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 9, 2009 18:25:13 GMT -5
So does this make the first chick, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's "bottom B"? ;D Tiger: Do you know what I am saying? I'd love an episode of South Park with Tiger and Butters trading tips. ;D
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 9, 2009 19:35:07 GMT -5
I just found out Tiger boned my mom! I mean, jeez!
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Dec 9, 2009 19:43:20 GMT -5
I'm really just annoyed with the ammount of news coverage this is getting. As if Tiger cheating on his wife has an effect on the lives of anyone besides Tiger and his wife. Aren't there more important things going on in this world? I haven't had a steady, full time job in over six monthes. I'm having a real hard time working up enough emotion to care about a golfer running around on his wife.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 9, 2009 20:21:15 GMT -5
I'm really just annoyed with the ammount of news coverage this is getting. As if Tiger cheating on his wife has an effect on the lives of anyone besides Tiger and his wife. Aren't there more important things going on in this world? I haven't had a steady, full time job in over six monthes. I'm having a real hard time working up enough emotion to care about a golfer running around on his wife. Problem is, with the other stories, nothing much is changing. It's the same old crap, different day. Tiger's story is a fresh celeb scandal, with NEW stuff coming out all the time. New babes are coming forward by the day, it seems, so the story keeps going strong. If it would have only been Tiger, his "bottom B" Rachel, and his wife, then it probably would have faded a bit by now. But as it stands, this guy might end up having a bed-post notch total that rivals Wilt Chamberlain, by the time it's all said and done. No doubt not ALL of these girls are telling the truth, but hey, it's grabbing their fifteen seconds of fame while they can.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 9, 2009 21:06:35 GMT -5
Fox Sports now has a new "Tiger's Troubles" page designed like their MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA front pages.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 11, 2009 14:47:20 GMT -5
According to the British tabloid newspaper, The Sun, Elin Woods has given Tiger an ultimatum: "It's golf ... or me."
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Dec 11, 2009 14:55:04 GMT -5
According to the British tabloid newspaper, The Sun, Elin Woods has given Tiger an ultimatum: "It's golf ... or me." Ignoring these revelations, she's making this ultimatum NOW?! Ignoring the fact that Golf's been pretty much been what's brought them the money to support their family for all these years, she decides 'This is all nice, but now you either have to choose this or me'. Sun, what do you really take us for?
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