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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 10, 2009 15:04:00 GMT -5
"I'm not a pervert. I was lookin for Turbo Man doll"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2009 15:05:37 GMT -5
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Dec 10, 2009 17:39:55 GMT -5
"You must always keep your promises to always keep your friends!"
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 10, 2009 17:41:45 GMT -5
Can't see the lines, can you Russ?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 10, 2009 17:42:26 GMT -5
My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's in Florida.....and I'm in....New York.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Dec 10, 2009 17:48:52 GMT -5
"What are you doing watching television on Christmas Eve?!?"
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santmare12
Trap-Jaw
Why? Et tu, Jericho?
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Post by santmare12 on Dec 10, 2009 17:56:29 GMT -5
"We'll be changing the rules a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later--now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents WHENEVER WE WANT!"
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 10, 2009 17:59:55 GMT -5
All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. "My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four."
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 10, 2009 18:08:47 GMT -5
"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 10, 2009 18:19:10 GMT -5
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho."
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 18:59:15 GMT -5
"We'll be changing the rules a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later--now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents WHENEVER WE WANT!"
You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas next year mother? A big wooden crucifix. So anytime you feel unapprecated you can go and nail yourself to it (This thread should be nothing but quotes from The Ref) |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Dec 10, 2009 19:04:06 GMT -5
"Yippe Ki yay mother f***er"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 10, 2009 19:04:44 GMT -5
We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the Hap Hap Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f***in' Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat, wide ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 10, 2009 19:17:52 GMT -5
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Dad, dad, dad. You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it look, I think we're all in for a big treat.
SQUUUUUIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREL!!!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 10, 2009 19:19:33 GMT -5
Let me drive.
No, you're drunk.
You always get to drive.
That's cause I'm the sheriff, asshole.
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 10, 2009 19:38:50 GMT -5
"From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2009 19:44:11 GMT -5
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch."
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 19:53:54 GMT -5
Well Santa doesn't drink milk because Santa has a lactose problem. Do you really want Santa FARTING DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 19:56:06 GMT -5
NOTAFINGA!!!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 10, 2009 19:56:25 GMT -5
"I'm too old for this shit."
And from a different movie
"You sit on a throne of lies."
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