lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 10, 2009 20:03:02 GMT -5
"Fraa - geel- eee! Huh! Must be Italian!"
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 10, 2009 20:03:36 GMT -5
"GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 20:22:51 GMT -5
From now on work is your favorite. Make work your favorite, work is your new favorite
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 10, 2009 22:13:02 GMT -5
"Buzz your girlfriend. WOOF!"
"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!"
"Glass? Whos gives a s*** about glass?"
"GET OUT OF HERE U NOSEY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP U SILLY!!!!"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 22:22:35 GMT -5
Teacher says, "every time a bell rings an angle gets its rings"
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 10, 2009 22:32:48 GMT -5
"You'll shoot your eye out kid."
"Ooooooohhhh Fuuuuuddddggge"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 10, 2009 22:39:46 GMT -5
I've got a partner, 53 years old, he still can't figure out why the cancelled Happy Days.
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blackdeath
AC Slater
The Chocolate Teddy Bear
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Post by blackdeath on Dec 11, 2009 3:16:31 GMT -5
Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off-base here?
Elliot: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special.
Frank Cross: I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives
Frank Cross: The bitch hit me with a toaster.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes you have to *slap* them in the face just to get their attention!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 11, 2009 3:23:42 GMT -5
OK it's from a TV show but had to post:
Did you f*** my mom, Santa Claus? Did you f*** my mom? Did you f*** her? DID YOU f*** MY f***ING MOM? DID YOU f*** MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH!
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 11, 2009 3:52:23 GMT -5
"Merry Christmas! The s***ter's full!"
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Ghostorm
Mephisto
Wheres Appa? What did you do to my Bison?
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Post by Ghostorm on Dec 11, 2009 6:09:14 GMT -5
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!
The son of a b**** would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!!
You used up all the glue....on purpose!!!
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Post by lemonyellowson on Dec 11, 2009 7:22:06 GMT -5
"Yippe Ki yay mother f***er" damn beat me to it
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 11, 2009 8:43:29 GMT -5
"That there, that's an RV."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2009 9:32:58 GMT -5
"Can I refill your egg-nog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out into the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" "Nah, I'm doing just fine, Clark."
"I don't know what to tell you except that it's Christmas and...we're all in misery!"
"Hear about the guy who swallowed a yo-yo?" "A yo-yo?!" "Yeah, some clodhopper down in Griffith, Indiana."
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 11, 2009 9:45:56 GMT -5
Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?
Ebenezer Scrooge: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you.
Robert Marley: More gravy than of grave?
Jacob Marley: What a terrible pun. Where'd you get those jokes?
Robert Marley: Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Dec 11, 2009 11:05:35 GMT -5
"I'm f****** Santa Claus, not Dracula!!!" - Santa, from Santa's Slay
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 11, 2009 13:18:10 GMT -5
"Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Dec 11, 2009 13:24:15 GMT -5
AW GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Or
AW GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A tatanka! buffalo! tatanka! buffalo!
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 11, 2009 16:20:45 GMT -5
"I like the Wizard of Oz.... I like the Tin Man"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 11, 2009 17:13:28 GMT -5
Bob Chipeska: Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resume by the way. Marcus: Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job. Bob Chipeska: You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way. Marcus: Oh no. We... Willie: Performance? Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the... Willie: Do you mean sexual? [Bob looks up at Willie in confusion] Bob Chipeska: Excuse me? Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me? Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear? Marcus: Willie... Willie: My f*** stick [Bob makes a disgusted look] Marcus: Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is. Bob Chipeska: He's not going to say f*** stick in front of the children, is he? Marcus: No! It was just a joke. An adult joke. For us, adults. It's a joke. Just a joke.
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