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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 11, 2009 18:57:21 GMT -5
"Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" Bend over and I'll show you
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 11, 2009 19:02:40 GMT -5
"Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" Bend over and I'll show you You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 11, 2009 19:04:57 GMT -5
Bend over and I'll show you You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. I wasn't talking to you
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 12, 2009 9:02:22 GMT -5
Audrey: "I hope nobody I knows drives by and sees me standing out here staring at the house in my pajamas."
Art: "If they know your dad they will think nothing of it."
Audrey: "Everybody? I have to sleep with my brother. You know how sick and twisted that it mom? I have nightmares what he does when I'm not laying right next to him."
Ellen: "Well I'm sleeping with your father. What can I say. It Christmas and where all in misery."
{Ellen lights up a Cigerate.}
Her mom from the other room: "Ellen are you again?"
Ellen :NOO!!!!"
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Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 12, 2009 12:38:46 GMT -5
Sam the Eagle: [talking to young Scrooge about business] You see, business, it is the AMERICAN WAY!
Gonzo: [whispers] Sam, Sam, come here [whispers correctively]
Sam the Eagle: Oh... It is the BRITISH WAY
Young Scrooge: Yes, sir.
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Post by Sero on Dec 12, 2009 12:52:38 GMT -5
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 12, 2009 13:26:51 GMT -5
"Oh my gosh...does that suck!" "Y,y,you know who love Mary Lou Retton, Frank? My kids! Children love an acrobat!" "...Ohhhhhmmm, we have spent 40 Million dollars on a LIVE TV show, you guys have got an ad with America's favorite old fart...reading a book...in front of a fireplace! Now...I have to kill all of you!"
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