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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2009 19:42:54 GMT -5
Is there anyone more helpess than WWE movie love interest?
In the Marine, The Marine 2, and 12 rounds the women (always blonde) get kidnapped and are totally incapable of trying to escape or putting up much of a fight.
In The Condemned the woman (also blonde) with Stone Cold did virtually nothing except watch tv and cry.
Additionally, I've also noticed that the bad guy's moll (always a brunette) always meets a sticky end; one got shoved in front of a bus by Cena, and one gets ran over fleeing from Cena.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 26, 2009 19:50:23 GMT -5
and the movie itself probably isn't that bad.... Rated R?! I like that. the first Marine should have been R, but i guess they didn't want the Hero to all those kids dropping the F-bomb Then again Alien v Predator was PG-13, AVP2 was Rated R, and the first one ended up being the better film. Not by much mind you but at least it had a coherent plot and actors who could act.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Nov 26, 2009 20:00:25 GMT -5
and the movie itself probably isn't that bad.... Rated R?! I like that. the first Marine should have been R, but i guess they didn't want the Hero to all those kids dropping the F-bomb Then again Alien v Predator was PG-13, AVP2 was Rated R, and the first one ended up being the better film. Not by much mind you but at least it had a coherent plot and actors who could act. i guess i'm just a Rated R kinda girl...i'm still hoping for a Rated R Harry Potter movie heh
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 26, 2009 20:13:33 GMT -5
Rated R means we might get to see Ted Jr junior!
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Post by unoriginalalex on Nov 26, 2009 20:14:47 GMT -5
Then again Alien v Predator was PG-13, AVP2 was Rated R, and the first one ended up being the better film. Not by much mind you but at least it had a coherent plot and actors who could act. i guess i'm just a Rated R kinda girl...i'm still hoping for a Rated R Harry Potter movie heh Sorry to go off-topic, but what is going on in your sig?
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2009 20:17:17 GMT -5
I have a feeling that Ted's acting will become might as one of those "worst acting ever" clips that do the rounds on youtube. He lacks any emotion whatsoever.
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Post by Parrish on Nov 26, 2009 20:57:44 GMT -5
This movie would've been so much better if it the terrorists were aliens and instead of dibiase it was Cody and Dusty."Cowdy the aliens kidwapped your girlfwiend. She's on da' mowther Shiwp!" I would have paid top dollar for that movie! Another thing they could have done was put a blonde wig on Cody and let him be his love interest. Make no reference all throughout the movie that Ted is trying to save a guy in drag.
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 26, 2009 23:21:36 GMT -5
I believe DiBiase is as wooden as a plank and the trailer did nothing to prove otherwise. The plot looked great until he has to go and save his girl. Up until that point, I already loved the Marine 2 over the 1st.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 26, 2009 23:33:24 GMT -5
Gee, its released 1 week after District 9 on DVD. I wonder which one I will spend my Best Buy gift card on? Such a difficult decision ;D Well District 9 sucked anyway.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 27, 2009 0:34:48 GMT -5
Looks like shit, but no more shitty than was to be expected really, so no worries.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 27, 2009 0:37:54 GMT -5
This movie would've been so much better if it the terrorists were aliens and instead of dibiase it was Cody and Dusty."Cowdy the aliens kidwapped your girlfwiend. She's on da' mowther Shiwp!" On the other hand, I'd have bought two copies of this film.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Nov 27, 2009 1:07:18 GMT -5
This movie would've been so much better if it the terrorists were aliens and instead of dibiase it was Cody and Dusty."Cowdy the aliens kidwapped your girlfwiend. She's on da' mowther Shiwp!" I killed myself laughing reading the Dusty quote. That is fried gold right their.
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 6, 2009 12:17:37 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2009 12:40:52 GMT -5
Maybe the quote marks indicate sarcasm?
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Post by wrestlecrapcrap on Dec 6, 2009 14:47:41 GMT -5
But our resident acting experts have already panned his ability based on a few clips from a trailer! This can't be!
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Post by BHB on Dec 6, 2009 14:52:48 GMT -5
Seems ok, but a mid-card heel seems like such a random choice as the hero.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 6, 2009 15:53:17 GMT -5
Is there anyone more helpess than WWE movie love interest? In the Marine, The Marine 2, and 12 rounds the women (always blonde) get kidnapped and are totally incapable of trying to escape or putting up much of a fight. In The Condemned the woman (also blonde) with Stone Cold did virtually nothing except watch tv and cry. Additionally, I've also noticed that the bad guy's moll (always a brunette) always meets a sticky end; one got shoved in front of a bus by Cena, and one gets ran over fleeing from Cena. so no credit to the blonde chick from walking tall for not bein helpless?
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Post by craigdanbeaton on Dec 6, 2009 16:00:15 GMT -5
i guess i'm just a Rated R kinda girl...i'm still hoping for a Rated R Harry Potter movie heh Sorry to go off-topic, but what is going on in your sig? It puzzled me for ages too, on the left is the man's face when sleeping, on the right is his shoulder and left arm. I was trying to work out what it was for days.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 6, 2009 16:01:42 GMT -5
Ted new gimmick should be that he is a bad actor
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 6, 2009 20:48:20 GMT -5
Ted new gimmick should be that he is a bad actor Isn't that his gimmick already?
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