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Post by CrazySting on Nov 25, 2009 18:00:03 GMT -5
I'll be seeing this film. It's not"Sherriff Kurt hunting down Zombie Nash and Zombie Sid" fantastic sounding, but it looks kind of hammy bad,
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 25, 2009 18:04:05 GMT -5
Get it December 29
That is a strange release date. I mean they are not even trying to sell it before Christmas.
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Post by Tapout on Nov 25, 2009 18:29:50 GMT -5
Looks quite bad. Was he hitting his finisher at 1:45?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 25, 2009 18:34:12 GMT -5
"Inspired by True Events".....Ha.
And I noticed, there's twice the Baysplosions the first movie had. Oh god.
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 25, 2009 18:58:03 GMT -5
"Inspired by True Events".....Ha. Ted was asked about that, and said it was because hostage situations happen in real life all the time. I don't think the whole scenario: "terrorists take over holiday resort, and one bad ass American marine has to stop them single handedly, whiile jumping away from 57 explosions" ever happened in real life. That I'm aware of, anyway. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Nov 25, 2009 18:58:46 GMT -5
Inspired by True Events? Wait, Die Hard was an actual event?! Holy S***!
BTW, is the Marine like the Crow thing, where you become the Marine when your wife is kidnapped, and gain invulnerability and super human agility?
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Post by foxy on Nov 25, 2009 19:04:14 GMT -5
It looks quite good. When does it come out on DVD in the UK?
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Post by Bubble Lead on Nov 25, 2009 19:08:40 GMT -5
Judging from the trailer, John Cena is an Oscar quality actor compared to Teddy...
*delivered in most monotone, slow, robotic voice ever*
"The goal is to save people, not kill them to win."
WOOOOOF.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 25, 2009 19:10:06 GMT -5
This movie would've been so much better if it the terrorists were aliens and instead of dibiase it was Cody and Dusty."Cowdy the aliens kidwapped your girlfwiend. She's on da' mowther Shiwp!"
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Post by Mac on Nov 25, 2009 19:16:11 GMT -5
17 explosions in 90 seconds... sounds like a hearty script.
I actually like movies like this where seperatist organizations try to take over stuff. But Dibiase looks to be lacking in any motivation and just seems to be script reading, and well Im expecting it to be terrible.
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Post by rrm15 on Nov 25, 2009 19:26:35 GMT -5
I am still baffled as to why Ted Dibiase, who has never showed an ounce of charisma, was chosen to star in a freaking movie. Ever since his debut he's been terrible when anywhere near a mic. Why wasn't it Cody? He's actually pretty good on the mic.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 19:40:29 GMT -5
Inspired by True Events? Wait, Die Hard was an actual event?! Holy S***! BTW, is the Marine like the Crow thing, where you become the Marine when your wife is kidnapped, and gain invulnerability and super human agility? You may be onto something. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 25, 2009 19:44:15 GMT -5
This is gonna be one hell of a rushed face turn.
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Post by texaswhopper on Nov 25, 2009 19:46:21 GMT -5
Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose.
Male: Tim we need you.
Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.
Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family!
Tim: NOOOOOOOO!
Narrator: Ted Dibiase is Tim in the Marine 2. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace.
Tim: Hoochi vet is that you?
Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody.
Male: Tim they've got your wive!
Tim: But I'm not married!
Male: You are now to America.
Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and his friend. (Shot)
Tim: Hoochi!!!!
Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh.
Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!
Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way!
The Marine 2! Rated R!
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Post by vanboxmeer on Nov 25, 2009 23:23:19 GMT -5
Listen here fella, I should've been in the movie. Me, The Celtic Warrior Sheamus. Everyone knows the IRA was the greatest fighting force in the world, not these marines. And I'm whiter than that Dibiase and Cena combined, fella.
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Post by Error on Nov 25, 2009 23:29:52 GMT -5
Get it December 29 That is a strange release date. I mean they are not even trying to sell it before Christmas. Guess they are trying to get kids with Christmas cash. |
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Post by Big L on Nov 25, 2009 23:32:47 GMT -5
Listen here fella, I should've been in the movie. Me, The Celtic Warrior Sheamus. Everyone knows the IRA was the greatest fighting force in the world, not these marines. And I'm whiter than that Dibiase and Cena combined, fella. rite lol |
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Nov 25, 2009 23:50:12 GMT -5
Cody should have starred in this.
The Marine 2: That Sickly Looking Guy's Rise to Fame
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 26, 2009 0:00:37 GMT -5
Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose. Male: Tim we need you. Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family. Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family! Tim: NOOOOOOOO! Narrator: Ted Dibiase is Tim in the Marine 2. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace. Tim: Hoochi vet is that you? Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody. Male: Tim they've got your wive! Tim: But I'm not married! Male: You are now to America. Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and his friend. (Shot) Tim: Hoochi!!!! Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh. Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing! Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way! The Marine 2! Rated R!  GTA: Vice City references are win in my book. |
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Post by deancubed on Nov 26, 2009 3:25:00 GMT -5
Why does everyone assume that because he's in the movie, he needs to turn face to promote it? There is no reason Ted needs to turn face because of this movie. They might be heading in that direction at some point when Legacy needs to end, but saying that they can't promote the movie without Ted turning face is a little ridiculous. It's not that hard to see a heel Ted vs. face Cena feud being used to promote the movie. Ted could even win with the help of Orton and Rhodes. Or he could just become MORE cocky because he's in movies like Hollywood Rock and Hogan.
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