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Post by CrazySting on Oct 29, 2009 20:18:11 GMT -5
 Might as well put "will do ANYTHING, including prostitution." |
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 29, 2009 20:20:29 GMT -5
He forgot Leslie Neilson Stand-ins
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Post by saintturgeon on Oct 29, 2009 20:21:30 GMT -5
Might as well put "will do ANYTHING, including prostitution." Call my Sultry Suicide Hotline, I'll do anything to keep you alive...ANYTHIHG...WOOO! |
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Post by Richard on Oct 29, 2009 20:21:39 GMT -5
Since he is no long a WWE empolyee, I am going to move this to (w)rest.
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Post by vampyur on Oct 29, 2009 20:22:36 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp should take pointers from this.
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Post by rrm15 on Oct 29, 2009 20:25:26 GMT -5
"Private parties".
Is he gonna come and do balloon tricks?
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Post by saintturgeon on Oct 29, 2009 20:34:37 GMT -5
"Private parties". Is he gonna come and do balloon tricks? Probably show up, get drunk, pick fights with kids, and hit on random women. You girls wanna ride Space Moutain? WOOO! Mr. Flair, this is a girl scout meeting. |
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Oct 29, 2009 21:36:36 GMT -5
"Private parties". Is he gonna come and do balloon tricks? Probably show up, get drunk, pick fights with kids, and hit on random women. You girls wanna ride Space Moutain? WOOO! Mr. Flair, this is a girl scout meeting. Is it? or are you just afraid to admit you have a problem? |
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Post by DrizzlinShytes on Oct 29, 2009 23:15:02 GMT -5
The IWC should pool money and hire Flair to job to Dennis Stamp.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Oct 29, 2009 23:19:14 GMT -5
Why done I have a mental of him standing on the street corner holding a sign that something like "Will work for food or will drop pants for money." Or something.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Oct 30, 2009 1:14:25 GMT -5
Did anyone actually go to his website and listen to the "woo" soundbite that immediately plays? It's kinda... creepy.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Oct 30, 2009 1:27:00 GMT -5
Hey, if I had the money, I'd SO book Flair for a party. That would be awesome.
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Post by Youngie on Oct 30, 2009 7:47:55 GMT -5
What's with the small pic of Flair with long hair being included? Is it that no one would recognize him otherwise? I could imagine Flair doing some voiceovers.... I feel sorry for the guy. |
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Post by Bubble Lead on Oct 30, 2009 9:52:46 GMT -5
"Private parties". Is he gonna come and do balloon tricks? This just makes me think of Ghostbusters II. "Hey kids, its Riiiiiic Flair!" Kids: BOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOO!!! We wanted John Cena! Flair: WOOOO! IS EVERYONE READAAAAY! TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THA NAITCHAAA BOYYYY! Kid: You know, my dad says you re full of crap. Flair: WHAT WAS THAT YA LITTLE PUNK! Kid: My dad says you re full of crap, and thats why you went through multiple divorces, lost all your money and refuse to retire. Flair: ...song. *Theme from 2001 plays as Flair struts around wooing while the kids chant for John Cena* |
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 30, 2009 9:59:57 GMT -5
Do a one man show...LESLIE NIELSEN, LESLIE NIELSEN, LESLIE NIELSEN
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sabu
Don Corleone
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Post by sabu on Oct 30, 2009 10:03:37 GMT -5
that just reeks of desperation. So sad yes. this is very sad |
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Oct 31, 2009 13:26:20 GMT -5
You know, it's funnier if you see him saying it.
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Post by DavidArquette on Oct 31, 2009 14:14:32 GMT -5
that just reeks of desperation. So sad yes. this is very sad It'll be even sadder if nobody books him. Maybe Target will see that he's available for "Grand Openings" and book him and Shane Douglas to open a new store. Actually, I can imagine him doing some voice over work, like on The Simpsons or something. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 31, 2009 14:19:41 GMT -5
I wonder what it would cost to have him follow me around imitating his theme song using only his mouth?
Winter is coming and the snow isn't gonna remove itself, either.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Oct 31, 2009 15:13:14 GMT -5
It'll be even sadder if nobody books him. Maybe Target will see that he's available for "Grand Openings" and book him and Shane Douglas to open a new store. Actually, I can imagine him doing some voice over work, like on The Simpsons or something. I know Shane Douglas doesn't actually work there anymore, but I always mark just thinking about what Target would be like with him working there. Shane: Ric, you held me down long enough, but now your old ASS is in MY domain! Clean the toilets! Ric: Woo! Well, I'll you what FAT BOY, this store only has so much room and to be the man WOOOOOOOOOOO, you gotta beat the man, so I'm challenging you to a match with the winner being declared new store manager. *Shane clubbers Ric Flair with a pricing gun. Flair only looks dazed at first but then Flair flops onto the floor* Justin Credible: Guys shut up, we're going to get in trouble with Mr. Williams again! |
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