dabossftw
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Post by dabossftw on Jan 19, 2010 14:32:35 GMT -5
So, I attended RAW in Knoxville last night. The guy behind me kept me in stitches the whole night. It was of "HOW MUCH DOES DIS GUY WEIGH?" proportions.
(during the Legends of Wrestlemania commercial on the video)- "Roddy Piper was HUGE! I think he may have even been a little bigger than Big Show."
(after the video)- "Ultimate Warrior was probably the best ever. He was without a doubt the best high flyer."
(during the dark match, referring to Skip whats-his-face)- "This guy should use the FLYING BUTT SCISSORS for his finisher! You know, from Ren & Stimpy?"
Post some funny things you've heard from people at wrestling shows that just didn't have a clue.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Agent P on Jan 19, 2010 14:35:38 GMT -5
It wasn't at a show, but the guy I used to go to the shows in Wilkes-Barre, PA says he has proof that Triple H has water hoses surgically implanted in his head
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Totorob101
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Post by Totorob101 on Jan 19, 2010 14:45:03 GMT -5
Havent been to a WWE show for years but watching on tv i was watching with my parents a few years back and my dad said "are the big show and Undertaker brothers? they sure do look a like." and "is that Koko B Ware? hes sure put on weight" In relation to seeing Mark Henry...yep.
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dabossftw
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Post by dabossftw on Jan 19, 2010 14:47:19 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp*
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2010 14:49:50 GMT -5
It wasn't at a show, but the guy I used to go to the shows in Wilkes-Barre, PA says he has proof that Triple H has water hoses surgically implanted in his head That might be the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 19, 2010 14:58:30 GMT -5
One year at the Mid-Hudson Civic Center for a house show, though it Taker as the WHC, he had the rolled-up bicep so he rested the weekend. There was a six-man tag main event with Batista being the leader of the team.
These group of guys behind us HECKLED him the whole time. Imagine these in drunken/frat-boy-esque voices, and you get the idea, and no the voices were in this guys head: "BATISTA'S A VIRGIN!" "BATISTA'S A P***Y!" "BATISTA CAN'T WRESTLE!!"
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Post by rk9295 on Jan 19, 2010 16:33:26 GMT -5
Two of the funniest things that made me laugh out loud at a wrestling event:
It was during a WWF house show match where the wrestlers were doing one of those spots where everybody gets up out of their seats to see it. So after the spot is over everyone sits back down, except for this very large man a few rows in front of me. Imagine our friend The Earthquake a few rows in front of you and he doesn't sit down. The guy blocked the entire view of the ring and he's standing for 3 minutes now! It was weird, what's he standing for? Finally, the guy behind me says, "HEY ANDRE! YOU WANNA SIT YOUR FAT ASS DOWN!?" Poor fellow sat down ever so slowly.
Another time some wrestler was coming to the ring and this guy in his 30's who dressed like he came out of heavy metal concert in the 80's, was screaming his head off cheering for him. This 10 year old kid turn to the guy and says to him "YOU WANNA SHUT THE f*** UP, I"M TRYING TO ENJOY THE SHOW!"
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Post by poseph on Jan 19, 2010 16:37:01 GMT -5
We were at a WWECW house show (of all things) when those existed, and my roommate at the time who's been a hardcore straightedge guy since i've known him, yells out to CM Punk during his entrance "HEY PUNK, 'ROIDS AREN'T EDGE!"
Punk actually came over and defended himself, eventually slapping my friend's baseball cap right off of his head.
I, for one, was afraid he was going to belt him in the mouth.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Jan 19, 2010 16:39:14 GMT -5
I remember the raw when the show ended with Shawn giving Hogan a sharpshooter. People were Chanting "WE WANT BRET" and one guy screamed "WE WANT SILENCE"
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 19, 2010 17:26:16 GMT -5
I went to an MSG houseshow where Coachman was doing the ring announcing all night and some person behind me just kept yelling "YOU STINK COACH" It sounded like a little blue haired old lady.
When the person was walking down the aisle to go to the bathroom or something HE yelled "You stink coach" confirming that the little old lady was a man in his mid to late 20's.
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Post by boomhauer20055 on Jan 19, 2010 19:02:56 GMT -5
The guy behind me at an NWA show telling his buddies that X-Pac was Eddie Guerrero despite the fact that Eddie had been dead for a few years. The same guy said Abdullah and Tommy Rich were using blood packets.
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Phil Parent
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Post by Phil Parent on Jan 19, 2010 19:09:52 GMT -5
Pro Wrestling often attracts very interesting characters to the live shows. And people who may or may not be retarded.
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Post by richardslinger on Jan 19, 2010 19:26:28 GMT -5
Not said at a show but still funny regardless- Last summer I was selling a bunch of junk at the local flea market.I needed cash so I was selling some dvds,figures,etc. I had the 1980s wrestling buddies of Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior. A guy picks up the Warrior one and says to me, "You know he's dead don't you?" I said "Huh? No he's still alive.I think you may be thinking of the Renegade." The guy then says to me,"No he's dead he over dosed on steroids and his heart exploded." All I could say was "Wow" rather than keeping him going on by telling him that he was wrong.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 19, 2010 19:40:59 GMT -5
"OH NO IT'S RENNY ORTEN" screamed by a little boy into a ringside mic pretty much still tops it for me. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jan 19, 2010 19:45:17 GMT -5
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Post by SlimTrip on Jan 19, 2010 19:46:45 GMT -5
I've recently been to 2 house shows, a Smackdown taping in Baltimore, and a indy show and I was near people like this at every damn show.
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Post by Display Name on Jan 19, 2010 19:59:10 GMT -5
For me,half of the fun of going to live events is seeing/hearing the characters that surround you.everytime I go to an event,I'm reminded why wrestling fans get a bad wrap,ha.
"I rest my case...in peace." is one my buddy and I still laugh about.some older dude said it to his buddy while the undertaker was out.it was at a Raw in like '98.so corny,so funny.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jan 19, 2010 20:04:17 GMT -5
SONJAY DUNN! SONJAY DUNN!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2010 20:06:45 GMT -5
"OH NO IT'S RENNY ORTEN" screamed by a little boy into a ringside mic pretty much still tops it for me. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. TWIPS OF FATE! I was at that show ;D
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Post by Pounder on Jan 19, 2010 20:09:28 GMT -5
to be fair it's better than "If you feel anything, don't worry, it's our anniversary and I'm expecting it to work any minute"
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