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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 19, 2010 20:11:41 GMT -5
I'm at a SmackDown taping, and these annoying kids are sitting behind us. Now, I'm all for kids cheering for who they like and booing who they don't like. But these kids were just awful. They did not know when to stop.
For example, Edge came out to cut a promo or something.
Kids (screaming at the very top of their lungs): "SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP! DON'T EVEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAALK! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
For literally the whole promo.
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Post by Pounder on Jan 19, 2010 20:12:23 GMT -5
Anyone remember the HUGE "fagot" chant shawn michaels got during the flag match on RAW back in the late 90s? I started that chant. Bigotry at a sporting event is one of the '12 things to do before you die', so well done.
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Post by Pounder on Jan 19, 2010 20:12:58 GMT -5
A guy who was once sat next to be offered me his nacho's. Which was nice.
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Post by dabossftw on Jan 19, 2010 20:17:51 GMT -5
A guy who was once sat next to be offered me his nacho's. Which was nice. He was setting you up for a heel turn once he revealed that the cheese was made from pig anus.
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Post by Pounder on Jan 19, 2010 20:27:06 GMT -5
A guy who was once sat next to be offered me his nacho's. Which was nice. He was setting you up for a heel turn once he revealed that the cheese was made from pig anus. You mean they were Pork Scratchings?
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 19, 2010 20:28:05 GMT -5
One time at a live event during a billy and chuck vs local jobber match, billy was in the warrior-hogan test of strength from wrestlemania (you know what the one). well my brother decided to yell out " SUCK HIS DICK". it was so loud everyone looked at him, even the wrestlers. good times
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Post by Paul on Jan 19, 2010 20:34:48 GMT -5
A guy who was once sat next to be offered me his nacho's. Which was nice. He was setting you up for a heel turn once he revealed that the cheese was made from pig anus. So in other words, they were just regular nachos.
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Jan 19, 2010 20:39:41 GMT -5
While it wasn't a clueless thing to say, when I was at Final Battle last month, a fan behind me was busting on Todd Sinclair during the entire main event. He was on a roll throughout the night, but he was especially funny during Aries/Black. The most noteworthy line had to be "TODD SINCLAIR'S BLOOD TYPE IS ROCKY ROAD."
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Post by bindergang on Jan 19, 2010 20:47:21 GMT -5
My god, I have tons.
Two of my favorites:
RVD is coming out at an WWECW taping. I turn to my friend and jokingly go, RVD can sure get high. Dude overhears me, turns to me and goes completely seriously "Hell yeah man RVD is an awesome high flyer!".
At an indy, a mentally ill man kept chanting "BALL" during a Balls Mahoney match. That's right, Ball. No "S". It was too funny, everyone was laughing. BALL! BALL! BALL! BAAAAAAAAALL!
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 19, 2010 20:48:40 GMT -5
Closest I've got is a local show, I got a "Hey hey goodbye" song going for Chris Hamrick after he cheated his way out of a match and claimed he wouldn't come back.
When he did come back, highlights included the commisioner calling one of the wrestlers a "faggot" to get his attention, then Hamrick using 4 equivalent terms for the same guy in about 5 seconds when he kept taking powders.
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Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 19, 2010 20:59:56 GMT -5
At a house show in 1990, my buddy and I (about 13 y.o.)were cheering on Bobby the Brain Heenan cheating for his guys(can't remember who, pretty sure it was a tag match) when the woman sitting next to me starts scolding us for cheering such a despicable person. We pretty much told her off, and their family refused to look in our direction for the rest of the evening.
Later that night, a jobber took the Rocker Dropper wrong, and was paralyzed. Aforementioned woman was loudly telling everyone around (but us) that it was all part of the show while the paramedics were tending to him.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 19, 2010 21:32:34 GMT -5
One thing that me and my friend still laugh about to this day, it wasn't at the show, but on the train ride back to where all the cars are. It was the RAW after the 07 Royal Rumble where Taker came out at the end to show that he was considering challenging Cena. Oh the ride back, these kids who were prolly around 10 were talking. One of them said to the other:
"...yeah I think someone use to manage The Undertaker a long time ago. I think his name was...Paul...Paul Beyman?"
I dont think it was so much the mistake, as it was how funny "Beyman" sounded...
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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Jan 19, 2010 23:15:14 GMT -5
I was at a house show last summer with my mother. Sitting next to me was an adorable six year old little boy who was constantly in awe with everything he was seeing. He would constantly asking me who each wrestler was. During a Goldust match, the child was screaming, "Lets go, Painted!!" until I told him who it was.
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Post by King Boo on Jan 19, 2010 23:36:26 GMT -5
At a house show I was at once at MSG, a guy stood up during a Team Angle match against Brock, cupped his hands to his mouth and shouted:
"WHAT'S THIS WRESTLING CRAP AT THE WRESTLING SHOW?"
He then proceeded to heckle them throughout the match because they had the audacity to, you know, wrestle.
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Post by vrjustin01 on Jan 19, 2010 23:45:23 GMT -5
I have a couple:
This kid at the Raw/Smackdown supershow ( in fact, the Eddie Guerrero tribute show when he died in MPLS). This kid was excited to see Mexicans. "Look look! Mexicans" . I only saw the hispanic people a few rows up, and awkwardly thoughto myself "I know Eddie Guerrro was a proud Mexican, but you shouldn't point out different ethnicities so blatantly liek that." Only did I finally notice, he saw the Mexicools setting up their lawn mowers behind the Smackdown set.
And one mroe was pretty funny. a show where Brock was wrestling and had someone in a bear hug. It may have been Bob Holly, the night he dropped Sparky on his head. This guy next to me did a spot-on Paul Heyman imperession. "Squeeze! Squeeze, Brock! Squeeze!" It got me cracking up so bad.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2010 23:49:57 GMT -5
...they're still running promo videos for Legends Of Wrestlemania?
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2010 23:51:50 GMT -5
A guy who was once sat next to be offered me his nacho's. Which was nice. He was setting you up for a heel turn once he revealed that the cheese was made from pig anus Yer dog Pepe! Fixed for more Al Snow-iness.
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Post by bwolvert on Jan 19, 2010 23:56:52 GMT -5
Overheard tonight at the ECW/Smackdown Taping at the Bi-Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina
-Well I guess Friday's show is going to be a rerun (kid realizing that what he's watching on Friday nights isn't live)
-Are we in HD?
-Beer......MONEY! (a couple of drunks all through the night)
-Maybe she wanted a free haircut (After another "Savior" segment with CM Punk)
-Who is that teaming with Knox? (in regards to Charlie Haas)
-He's still under contract? (Kung Funaki in a dark match)
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Post by bwolvert on Jan 19, 2010 23:58:13 GMT -5
and yes, Legends of WrestleMania promos are still being aired at the shows. Saw it at least once tonight.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jan 20, 2010 2:18:42 GMT -5
My mom asked my something about RAW and she got Kofi Kingston and Mark Henry confused. BTW her version is better than mine.
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