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Post by Cretinous Humanoid on Jan 20, 2010 15:46:23 GMT -5
At a house show last year a guy a few rows in front of me was yelling stupid shit all night long. Orton and Rhodes were in a tag match and this guy spent pretty much the whole match alternating between yelling "Hey Cody, did you get to see Saphire naked?" and "Hey Randy did Orndorf used to touch you?
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 20, 2010 22:29:05 GMT -5
Long time ago, but I had a friend who once said, "I hate Razor Ramon. I can't that stupid, 'hey chico' Italian stuff he does."
Still to this day, my other friend believes there were two Kanes. He insists that the old Kane was wayyy bigger, and there is just no way that he will believe both 1998 Kane and 2008 Kane are the same person.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 20, 2010 22:53:36 GMT -5
"Big Bossman is dead, you can't do the Corporate Ministry again!!"
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Jan 20, 2010 23:12:06 GMT -5
Wow lol
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 20, 2010 23:12:51 GMT -5
When Debra was in WWE, I remember hearing a girl scream "PUPPIES! PUPPIES!" at a show, and when I turned to my left, I realized it was my mom (she took me to the show, I was 12)
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andrewgilkison
Bubba Ho-Tep
Sound of 300lbs of crap hitting the fan?
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Post by andrewgilkison on Jan 21, 2010 2:39:55 GMT -5
I had some class mate in high school tell me that Kevin Nash and Kane were the same person back in 1998.
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Post by majortom on Jan 21, 2010 3:55:56 GMT -5
I had some class mate in high school tell me that Kevin Nash and Kane were the same person back in 1998. Haha I was told around that time by some friends that Sting & Kane were the same person aswell. |
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Post by Melissalicious on Jan 21, 2010 4:42:05 GMT -5
While waiting in line at the doors, I always hear the randomest, most bizarre "facts" from some fans. Stuff like Eddie isn't really dead or the weirdest theories on Benoit. And then during the shows, the kids are either really, really funny or really, really mean.
"KICK HIM IN HIS BUTT!!!!" is the favorite of little kids, it seems. That's what I *always* get stuck listening to for the duration of the shows.
And at one show last year, this kid in the front row was heckling Orton *badly*, calling him a "faggot" and a "loser" and every other dirty name in the book. Orton comes up to the gate and gets in his face and yells, "EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE A f***ING FATASS. I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE."
I pretty much died for the rest of the show. It was so f***ing funny.
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on Jan 21, 2010 4:59:13 GMT -5
At a houseshow i was at last year during the main event between RVD and Sabu these wee kids were shouting "we want tables" and then all you heard from a guy behind me was "WE WANT PEPSI MAX"  |
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BxB
Unicron
Only the shift key stands between him and copyright infringement.
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Post by BxB on Jan 21, 2010 6:19:05 GMT -5
I had some class mate in high school tell me that Kevin Nash and Kane were the same person back in 1998. Well, they both did play the same character, Diesel. |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 21, 2010 7:01:28 GMT -5
I had some class mate in high school tell me that Kevin Nash and Kane were the same person back in 1998. Haha I was told around that time by some friends that Sting & Kane were the same person aswell. This match would prove them wrong: |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 21, 2010 8:19:01 GMT -5
I remember this guy at TNA Slammiversary this year (possibly drunk) kept screaming, "Come onnnn, JACK!" and "Kick his butt, JACK!!" For every male wrestler in the ring he was cheering for. And then he would say, "Come on JILLY!" for every female wrestler he was cheering. It was hilarious, and his high-pitched voice just made it so weird.
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Lardlad
El Dandy
Live reaction to @WWE #WWENetwork
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Post by Lardlad on Jan 21, 2010 12:44:43 GMT -5
I was down by the parking lot, seeking autographs before a house show a couple of summers ago, and Arn Anderson speeds by. He parks his car, gets out, and people start yelling, "Arn, Arn, come sign for me." and "Arn Anderson, come on!"
And one screwball (looked to be the Dad of a younger kid) goes, "What's an Arn Anderson?"
PFFFT....
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Post by King Boo on Jan 21, 2010 14:32:16 GMT -5
When Debra was in WWE, I remember hearing a girl scream "PUPPIES! PUPPIES!" at a show, and when I turned to my left, I realized it was my mom (she took me to the show, I was 12) And at one show last year, this kid in the front row was heckling Orton *badly*, calling him a "faggot" and a "loser" and every other dirty name in the book. Orton comes up to the gate and gets in his face and yells, "EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE A f***ING FATASS. I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE." I pretty much died for the rest of the show. It was so f***ing funny. Both of these just made me laugh out loud. |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jan 21, 2010 15:56:28 GMT -5
At a '95 house show at the Scottrade Center (back when it was still the Kiel), there was a little kid behind me who was desperately concerned for Diesel's well-being during a cage match with him and Yokozuna. There was a lot of "DIESEL, LOOK OUT!", and "He's coming for you, Diesel! Kick! Kick!"
At that same show, there was some tag match that eventually led to Davey Boy Smith ramming Owen Hart's head into the turnbuckle up to 30 times, and my mom said to me, "he should have brain damage from that".
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Post by dublinbrawler on Jan 21, 2010 17:02:52 GMT -5
My brother in law and my friend where over to watch wrestling. B in Law watchs william regal come walking down the ramp and says " I that guy retarded or handicapped ". My friend says ( with out missing a beat ) " No. He's British "
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Post by savemerko on Jan 21, 2010 17:22:33 GMT -5
At an indy show there was an abnormally skinny wrestler so my friend told him "Dude seriously you need to eat a burger". The wrestler said "I know bro" in a very sad tone.
Also my friend would not sit down at one point and someone who was sitting told him to sit down so my friend turned around and screamed "You Sit Down"
Also that same show Zach Gowen wrestled and me and my friends started a "Peg Leg" chant and at one point in the match Zach's tag partner was tryin to make a tag but his opponents kept reeling him back in so my friend shouted "Cmon already, tag him in he has TWO ARMS!
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 21, 2010 18:05:25 GMT -5
"The Montreal Screw Job was a work." LOL My apologies to half the forum members here but I had to say it. Okay for a real one although isn't really waht anyone said. Back at a RAW show in 1997 me and my step brother were sitting behind these two guys dressed up like The Headbangers. When the Headbangers came out we kept yelling "Headbangers Suck" just to annoy them.  About ten years later I went to New Years Revolution 2007 and this guy who was about 28 years old I was sitting next to had a "VKM" sign and kept yelling at Michaels and HHH to accept the challenge. It was really annoying. It was during the Rated RKO VS DX match where HHH got injured really bad for the second time in the same spot of his leg. |
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Post by kennerado on Jan 21, 2010 19:16:45 GMT -5
I remember I was at a WWE house show in maybe 2003 and Hebner was reffing, some dude did the whole "you screwed Bret!" deal and a kid in front of me turns to his Dad and says "Who's Bret?" I did a legit facepalm after hearing that.
Also down here in Australia the most over-used and annoying chant is "you are a wanker". It was funny ONCE when it was done to Jericho at Global Warning, it got old really fast and shits me whenever I hear it.
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