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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2010 21:00:18 GMT -5
I never had plans for Kristal, so she's gone then.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2010 21:01:43 GMT -5
Use Val or Jimmy Hart
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 2, 2010 21:09:47 GMT -5
I thought of using Val. I have plans for Borash and I don't like him as a ring announcer anyway. But who does the interviews then? I do have a role for Brooke so that leaves...?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2010 21:14:21 GMT -5
Jimmy Hart or use Tenay
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 3, 2010 11:45:00 GMT -5
iMPACT Card
AJ Styles v Amazing Red Brutus Magnus v Kaz Christopher Daniels v Jay Lethal Mr Anderson v Samoa Joe D'Angelo Dinero v Tomko Bobby Lashley, Beer Money v Desmond Wolfe, Raven & Homicide Daffney v Velvet Sky Angelina Love v Madison Rayne Hamada v Awesome Kong
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:00:48 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT as we are twenty-four hours away from the bigest show of the summer. Taz: All the participants from both King of the Mounatin matches will be in action. West: So let's get things started!
SoCal Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing firsat, From Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, Jay Lethal!
SoCal Val: And accompanied by Chelsea, from The City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Christopher Daniels v Jay Lethal 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:00:56 GMT -5
Sigh.... I want Wilde Violence back.
PN, how long has Brainbustahhh had them and not promoed?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 16:02:12 GMT -5
You talked to him?
Lethal hits a running kneelift
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:07:27 GMT -5
I sent him a PM a while ago. Never got anything back.
Lethal with the Injection after a coin flip.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:08:08 GMT -5
I want to start cutting people. But if I do the roster will consist of me, you two and comahan.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 16:11:37 GMT -5
And Comahan said he was thinking of quitting anyway
Don't forget Mikey anyhow
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:14:14 GMT -5
So... only four of us here?
What about M?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:15:12 GMT -5
Neither mikey or M have promoed in 3-4 weeks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:16:53 GMT -5
Lethal avoids a splash in the corner and follows up with rights. Lethal slides under the legs and hit's the head scissors. Lethal goes for the Lethal Combination but a distraction from Chelsea allows Daniels to counter. Daniels backdrops Lethal on to the apron. Lethal slingshots in and Daniels hits him with a cutter on the way down. 1-2-kickout! Daniels hits a sidewalk slam. Daniels throws Lethal into the corner but Lethal counters into throwing Daniels into the corner instead. Lethal rolls Daniels up. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: Lethal wins a hard fought match over Daniels. Taz: That was a hell of a match alright.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:20:46 GMT -5
*Daffney comes down to the ring with an unreadable expression on her face*
Last week I Alissa Flash So I thought it would be fun to show her and her little gal pal how things work. I dictate things. I am the one who punishes. But then, when I was enjoying my moment, I was rudely attacked by Angelina Love. Now poor Angie seems to still take what happened two weeks ago personally. I told you. You are nothing to me. You are an ant in the afterbirth. But if you wanted to get my attention, mission accomplished. Because there's this thing about me. Some people call me crazy.
*Daffney looks disgusted, like she finds the word distasteful*
But I prefer to think of it as a unique understanding of the human condition. What shapes us and drives us. And I know what drives you Angelina. Fear. Fear of losing your championship. So I am going to help you by removing that fear. By taking your title tomorrow night. As for tonight, why don't you come on out here. Both of you. I took out Alissa and Madison last week. Tonight it's you and your little pal Vel-Vel's turn.
* Angelina and Velvet appear on the ramp, both looking utterly disgusted at Daffney up in the ring *
Angelina: Me, fearful of YOU taking my title? Honey, theres just as little of a chance of that happening, as there is of The Beautiful People fulfilling your fantasies and well, you know. *shudders* The facts are, I'm not scared of you. Sure, youre a bit loony.
Velvet: A bit?
Angelina: Yea, massive understatement, I know. Anyway, without sugar coating it, youre more or less a psycho bitch. Now, you can go on about saying that youre taking my title tomorrow, which, quite frankly, is fitting coming from you since that statement is just as crazy as you are. But whats going to happen, is Vel Vel here is going to step into that ring with you tonight, and she's going to smear your nasty, oily face all over the mat, and she's going to take your cottage cheese ass out of the match tomorrow night by beating you up soooo bad, that you no longer resemble a girl. Not that you really resemble a girl as it is...
HEHEHE! Really? You know it's often that case that fear leads us to do things that are irrational, often impossible. I have been beaten and beaten others in return, I have tasted my own blood and that of others. What can you possibly do to me that's any worse that what I've already experienced?
Angelina: You wanna know, huh? You really wanna know? *turns* Go get her, Velvet!
Velvet: What?
Angelina: You got her in a match, you have to teach her a lesson by kicking her fat ugly butt.
Velvet: Angie, I thought that was later.
Don't tell me you're...scared.
Velvet: I'm not scared, just...respectful.
Angelina: Come on, Vel-Vel. You can smoosh her disgusting goth face. I know you can.
Velvet: *sigh* Okay.
*Velvet reluctantly enters the ring as a referee runs down*
Daffney v Velvet Sky 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 5, 2010 16:21:38 GMT -5
Dos, you want them back? Fine. I'm sorry for not promoing with them, I've just been swamped as of late.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:24:30 GMT -5
Vel Vel gets murderdeathkilled by Daffney.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:38:45 GMT -5
Velvet throws Daffney into the corner. Daffney ducks a clothesline and fires back with rights. Velvet kciks Daffney low the comes off the ropes. Daffney hits the Daff Knees. Then Daffney sits Velvet up and locks in the straightjacket submission. Angelina comes in and breaks it up with a kick to Daffney's head.
Val: Here is your winner as the result of a disqualification, Daffney!
Angelina waist for Daffney to get up and goes to hit her with the title belt but Daffney blocks it. Daffney wrenches the knockout title from Angelina's hands and swings at her. Angelina ducks and Velvet helps her escape. Daffney is left hold the Knockout title in the ring.
Tenay: Now Daffney has the Knockout title West: But she in't the champion! Taz: She could be after tomorrow night.
*The Nation of Violence are backstage.*
Four men, four foolish men,have just a few days left before witnessing firsthand what Samoa Joe is capable of. Four men will soon realize what the Violence is truly capable, and for the first time in their lives they will truly know fear. They will know the sinking feeling in the pit of their stomachs when they attempt to take out Joe, only to realize that it's a fool's errand, a task that no man has truly been able to do.
But tonight, another shall feel what these four men soon will. Mr. Anderson, a newcomer of sorts, has been chosen to try and topple Samoa Joe tonight, a task he'll soon find he's incapable of completing. Mr. Anderson no doubt is thrilled at his inclusion into the World Title Match, but his chances of leaving as champion are a mere 20%, while Samoa Joe has already held that title multiple times. To the best of my knowledge, Mr. Anderson hasn't even held a title worth mentioning, and before he mentions the "great company up North", I'm referring to an actual WRESTLING title. I would rather become one of the unenlightened masses than ever consider their brand of sports-entertainment to be even remotely related to wrestling.
Mr. Anderson, I promise you that you have never dealt with a monster like Samoa Joe. You have never encountered someone like him, which puts you at a monstorous disadvantage. Were I you, I would forfiet this match and leave with my health intact. But you seem like the type who talks a big game, someone who is ruled by their massive ego, so I doubt you will see that any type of resistance you put up will be futile, leading only to your annihilation tonight. Of course, it doesn't have to be this way, but it all depends on your ego. Are you man enough to forfiet so that you will be healthy for your match, or are you willing to gamble your health in the ring against Joe?
We'll find out soon enough. And for your sake Ken, you better make the right decision.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:39:51 GMT -5
Sorry, I'm kinda busy so excuse me for being all over the place here.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:44:01 GMT -5
Tenay: And Joe is in action next against the brash Mr Anderson. Taz: He's gotta defend his X Division title tomorrow night against five guys. West: A win against Anderson wi=ould set him up nicely. Taz: But then again Anderson is looking to become WCTNA world champion tomorrow night.
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Green bay Wisconson, weighing 242 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Val: And his opponent, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 280 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Samoa Joe!
Mr Anderson v Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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