Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:46:26 GMT -5
Dos, you want them back? Fine. I'm sorry for not promoing with them, I've just been swamped as of late. B, I hope I didn't come across as insulting. Like I siad when you took them, I wanted nothing but the best for you. I was just concerned, seeing as you haven't promoed in a while. If you want to keep them dude, keep them.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 16:49:32 GMT -5
Joe with the ¡Olé! Kick
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 16:52:58 GMT -5
Joe hits a Neckbreaker
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 16:58:55 GMT -5
Anderson trips Joe into the ropes and hits him with a running back elbow. Anderosn goes for another but Joe trips Anderson into the ropes. Joe starts choking Anderson in the ropes. Anderson fights out with the rights. Joe counters a Mic Check but gets hit with a backdrop. Green Bay Plunge coming up, but Joe fights out. Throws Anderson into the corner and hits the running facewash. Joe sets Anderson up for the Muscle Buster and hits it. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Joe looked impressoive out there. Taz: Anderson did his best but Joe just too strong tonight.
Hello Gaijin this is your protector's here letting you know the status of our captured little dissident
Camera pans out to show Okada unconscious on the ground with Saggs standing over him
Wake him up
Saggs stomps on Okada's leg causing him to yell out in pain
Little rat was playing possum
Show him the taste of freedom
Saggs reaches into a bag and pulls out a hamburger he then grabs Okada by the throat and shoves it in his mouth as the camera pans back to Kiyoshi
See Gaijin? We are giving the traitor far more than he actually deserves in the sweet taste of freedom But don't worry just because we're here working with one traitor doesn't mean are eyes aren't open for other ones
So remember Gaijin
We're watching you
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:00:13 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley & Beer Money v Desmond Wolfe, Raven & Homicide 3 votes 10 minutes To save time I'm not gonna bother with entrances any more.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:08:23 GMT -5
Hello?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 17:09:46 GMT -5
Raven with a Bulldog on Lashley
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 17:14:08 GMT -5
Homicide with the Cop Killa to Storm
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:15:08 GMT -5
Beer Money go for the DWI on Raven but Homicide breaks it up. Wolfe tries to come in but Lashley hits a spear which takes out both him and Wolfe. Raven then gets rid of Roode and hits the Raven Effect on Storm. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, Raven, Homicide and Desmond Wolfe!
*YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero, is backstage.*
Ladies and gentlemen, congregation, Pope told you. From the non-believers to the nay-sayers to Fred the Merchandise guy, who owes me $20 by the way, I told you all.
Believe me, I heard the doubts. "Oh, Kurt Angle's too good of a wrestler!" "Oh, D'Angelo Dinero, he can't beat Kurt!" Blah blah blah. All of you doubted me, all of you thought Pope Daddy couldn't make it to King of the Mountain, and now my victory is all but assured.
Believe me, I could run down every one my opponents, including the champion I've pinned twice, but tonight's not the time for that. No, tonight Pope Daddy has to deal with one of the competitors in the other King of the Mountain match. Someone who has to be pushing 300 pounds and still wants to be X-Division Champion in Tomko. Mr. One-Trick Pony likes to brag about his boot like it's some magical weapon when in actuality it's nothing more than another move in his arsenal. Sure, the boot looks threatning when you weigh 150 pounds and struggle to bench the bar itself, but up against Pope Daddy, it's laughable at best. Pope fears no man, and certainly not some foot that's supposed to knock people out.
Tomko, you want to try to intimidate me when you have the Stay-Puft Man as your manager? Be my guest. But you let that fat little sponge interfere in our match tonight, and you won't be the only on taking a ride on the Pope Mobile. Tonight, I get more momentum for the King of the Mountain match, while you fade back into obscurity brother.
Pope Has Spoken.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:17:58 GMT -5
D'Angelo Dinero v Tomko 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 17:20:23 GMT -5
Tomko hits a Running Headlock
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 17:24:19 GMT -5
Dinero with the Pope Mobile
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:35:20 GMT -5
Tomko throws Dineor outside the ring and follows him ouyt. The ref begins to count.
1...2...3...
Tomko rams Dinero into the ring post. Tomko goes for a boot but Dinero moves
4...5...
Dinero throws Tomko into the ring barrier.
6...7...8...
Dinero hits the Pope Mobile against the barricade!
9..10!
Val: Ladies and gentlemen, the reults of this match is a double countout!
Tenay: A double countout! Taz: Both these guys are out here!
Medical personal come to check on both men as we cut to commercial.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:37:41 GMT -5
Hamada v Awesome Kong 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:53:13 GMT -5
Hamada goes for a moonsault but misses. Kong hits her with a back fist. Sarita attacks Hamada. Taylor Wilde comes to the aid of Hamada by taking out Sarita. The referee throws the match out.
Val: The official result of the match is a no-contest!
Taylor hits a DDT on Sarita then turns and gets Awesome Bombed by Kong.
Tenay: These two teams can't be contained. Taz: Well they'll meet tomorrow night for the Knmockout tag titles.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:55:03 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff strolls down to the ring with a smug grin on his face*
It was almost too perfect. Really it was. I baited the line and Mick went for it. He was so desperate to get me out of WCTNA that he agreed to a match with me. I even made the match hardcore rules. But while everyone was preoccupied with how Mick Foley would brutalise me, they were forgeting that the door swings both ways. I always have a plan up my sleeve. Mick Foley knew that but he took the bait anyway. And I went ahead and reeled him in. So let me introduce my backup plan, my ace in the hole. Matt Morgan!
*Matt Morgan walks down to the ring, steps over the top rope and shakes hands with Eric Bischoff*
So you want to know why I honed in on Matt Morgan. It's simple really. This man has been over looked for so long it's ridiculous. He calls himself The Blueprint for a reason. He is the future of the business. Sting agknowledged that himself. He created the Greater Good around this man. And Matt Morgan seemed like he was headed straight to the top. He had a guarenteed title match in in one hand and the beautiful Chelsea in the other. But then it all fell apart due to one man. Mick Foley. Mick Foley made Matt Morgan defend his briefcase against AJ Styles, a briefcase Morgan won fair and square. It was unfair. It was beyond Mick Foley's authority. So now AJ Styles is world champion. A title reign that should be Matt Morgan's. And once Morgan lost his briefcase, he lost eveything. Sting abandoned him. Chelsea left his side to join Christopher Daniels and the Greater Good was dissovled. And Matt Morgan was left drifting. But I aimed to change all that. So I offered Morgan an opportunity. Work with me and you can regain your rightful spot. Therefore as a thank you to Matt for his help last week, I am granting him the world title match he never received. Next week on iMPACT. Whoever comes out of King of the Mountain with the world title will have The Blueprint to deal with.
All that leaves is one final question. Why would I dangle the carrot in front of Mick Foley when I could have let him just walk out the door? It's simple. Mick disrespected me. I had the great Vince McMahon cowering in fear for nearly two years and I'll be damned if I am going to be belittled by a washed up garbage wrestler. So Mick, if you're here tonight or watching at home, know this. If you want to leave and go crawling back to Daddy McMahon you go ahead and you do that. And if you don't? Well you'll just get more of what you did last week.
*Mick Foley comes out looking rather banged up*
You listen to me, you smug bastard! I worked for you for, I sweat for you and I bled for you. And what happened? You turned my career into a joke. And then low and behold, last week you tried to do the same damn thing. But I will not stand for this. It's a matter of pride. And that is why I'm challenging Matt Morgan to a match at Slammiversary.
*Morgan moves to respond when Bischoff cuts him off*
Alright, Mick. I get it. You've been dinged in the head one too many times. I get that. Because you must be out of your friggin' mind. If you step in the ring with The Blueprint, he will destroy you, just like he did last week.
Oh no. You seem to misunderstand. You see it's painfully clear that while I can get by on the same combination of guts and experience that I have always had against Eric Bischoff, to tangle with Matt Morgan I would need to perform at a level I have not been at for over a decade. So your opponent will not me. Instead you will face a good friend of mine. A man I have known for ten years.
*the crowd rumbles with anticipation*
A good man and probably the best wrestler in the world. A man who won a gold medal in the 1996 Olympics and a 13 time world champion. Your opponent at Slammiversary, Kurt Angle!
*Kurt Angle comes out ontop the stage and stares down Morgan and Bischoff*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 17:57:58 GMT -5
Brutus Magnus v Kaz 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 18:01:56 GMT -5
Kaz hits a Moonsault
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 5, 2010 18:04:17 GMT -5
Kaz with a plancha
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 5, 2010 18:07:47 GMT -5
Kaz charges Magnus but gets planted with a huge lariat. Magnus goes fir the Tormentum but Kaz gets out of it. Rollup by Kaz and he's got the tights. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Kaz!
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