The horrible puns thread!!

[G✇JI☈A]

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor I'm feeling a little horse!"
Doctor: "OK I will get you some medication for it"
Patient: "Actually, I think it will prefer some hay"

[MrBRulzOK]

A cashier walks into a repair shop and says "My cash register won't let me make change!"

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}The repairman responds "Sounds like nonsense."

[Threadkiller [Classic]]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Stick it in the microwave until its bill withers.

[bibboid]

Two fish are swimming down a river when they suddenly slam into a concrete wall.
The first fish looks at the second fish and says, "Dam!"

[Mozenrath]

What's the difference between Undertaker and sex? Sex sells.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Apr 2, 2010 8:51:49 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

What's the difference between Undertaker and sex? Sex sells.

that hurts.

[-Lithium-]

This posts in this thread are making me...postal...

[Beets by Schrute]

Apr 1, 2010 19:22:06 GMT -5 MrBRulzOK said:

A cashier walks into a repair shop and says "My cash register won't let me make change!"

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}The repairman responds "Sounds like nonsense."

ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

[Alex Shelley]

I'm amazed that nobody has said the obvious.

Edge reveals his true feelings to CM Punk. Punk responds, "I like you and all, but I'm straight, Edge".




Yeah, I'll leave

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Why don't meteorologists like to dine out on the moon?

The moon has no atmosphere.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

did you here about the head injury at the soviet rythym symposium?

there was a concussion at the russian percussion discussion.

[MrBRulzOK]

What's the best time of day for someone to cry?

In the mourning!