Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 30, 2009 17:49:43 GMT -5
1. Make the Motorcity Machineguns job to the Nasty Boys for 4 straight months.
2. Make Kurt Angle tap to a headlock.
3. Win the X Division Title.
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Post by Black Swagger on Dec 30, 2009 17:59:25 GMT -5
4. Bring in Ed Leslie to win the Legends Title 5. Brooke Hogan as Knockouts Champion 6. Book Dennis Rodman
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Post by toodarkmark on Dec 30, 2009 18:04:46 GMT -5
7. Think his ideas are so amazing when in actuality they tired, old and boring, and walk away in 6 months badmouthing everything (a la Dusty 94). 8. Have an "Invasion" angle consisting of washed up WWE rejects. 9. Replace smaller, talented wrestlers with steroid freaks.
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Post by glory on Dec 30, 2009 18:08:26 GMT -5
10. Increase the company's visibility to the mainstream public.
11. Actually make people know what TNA is, other than an acronym for tits and ass.
Yes, reading this forum for one week has convinced me that the two above things, if they happened, would be horrible.
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Post by hulkblood on Dec 30, 2009 18:11:05 GMT -5
all of the above will most likely happen.
1) Sqaush Samoa Joe in under 20 seconds
2) Form a NWO style faction......yet again
3) Pee in the water cooler
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,157
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 30, 2009 18:12:44 GMT -5
15. Revive the Drinking Championship and have Scott Hall and James Storm feud over it.
(Wait, THAT would be awesome, nevermind.)
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 30, 2009 18:14:06 GMT -5
65. Make people delete their accounts here.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,965
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Post by Perd on Dec 30, 2009 18:15:56 GMT -5
12. Every Impact begins with "Hulkster's in the house".
13. Weekly bashing of John Graziano segment.
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BigAl
Unicron
Hands of the Wicked Banana
Posts: 2,851
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Post by BigAl on Dec 30, 2009 18:32:53 GMT -5
14) give Lacy the knockout belt by having Tara submit to the claw
15) then from now on, all future knockout titles are judged by bikini, nightgown contest and not wrestling
16) have the british invasion job to Nasty Boys
17) Hall wins the legend belt, only to throw it in the garbage
18) have Bischoff fire Roxxi, and any others who gets injured
19) 45 min of impact is spend with Hogan yakking, and Hogan getting gifts from Dixie, like a new motorcycle
20) Amazing red will job to Vincent/Virgil/Curly Bill
21) fire any wrestlers who "can't cut the mustard" like Hernanzed, Pope, Wolfe, Morgan, TBP, Tara, Taylor, etc
22) demand a rematch of the century, with Hogan vs Zeus
23) give Bischoff mic time, which will result in another 15min wasted on Impact
24) give the X division belt to his son.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
Posts: 30,531
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 30, 2009 18:35:16 GMT -5
23) Book himself to win the TNA championship over AJ Styles
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MasonK565
El Dandy
Biggest Damian Wayne fan on FAN.
Posts: 8,577
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 30, 2009 18:48:18 GMT -5
26) Win the TNA title, only to lose to David Arquette after he uses the dreaded Fingerpoke of Doom.
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NOwave
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,735
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Post by NOwave on Dec 30, 2009 18:50:34 GMT -5
put the TNA Heavyweight Championship belt on Kevin Nash, only to re-enact the "fingerpoke of Doom" and move the belt to himself.
Seriously, until I am proven wrong, I will anticipate that Hogan will be a plus. Unquestionably, he will increase visibility and spike ratings(at least slightly) After that, if he functions as something like a GM, with only occasional non-title matches, the Hogan-TNA collaboration could turn out to be a very good thing. I have to believe both he and Dixie have learned SOMETHING from the demise of WCW and know what NOT to do.
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Post by donners on Dec 30, 2009 18:54:47 GMT -5
Only 100?
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2009 20:18:07 GMT -5
2. Make Kurt Angle tap to a headlock. That's nothing -- in #27, Hulk Hogan once had a guy give up during instructions!</BobbyHeenan>
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 30, 2009 20:51:11 GMT -5
28. Have Kurt Angle win the TNA World Title against AJ Styles then right after the match, Hogan makes Angle JOB to him.
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 30, 2009 21:37:37 GMT -5
29. Have all the top talent take turns lying in the ring so he can drop the leg on them.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 30, 2009 22:07:26 GMT -5
I think it's less what HE is going to do and more WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
Posts: 2,256
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Dec 31, 2009 0:12:42 GMT -5
765.Desecrate TNA 789.actually turn out to be a WWE sleeper agent 975.Make the Young bucks job to the skeleton of Andre(RIP)
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 31, 2009 2:30:33 GMT -5
1004. HEAD-LOCK, BROTHER!
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dc09
Team Rocket
Posts: 889
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Post by dc09 on Dec 31, 2009 2:59:00 GMT -5
Win the Heavyweight title.
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