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Post by corndog on Dec 31, 2009 4:10:59 GMT -5
17) Hall wins the legend belt, only to throw it in the garbage In Hall's defense he probably thinks it's his locker, which explains why he throws up in his locker
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Post by kennerado on Dec 31, 2009 6:05:55 GMT -5
Bring back the chamber of horrors match. Complete with Abdullah The Butcher.
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Post by thatguybayne on Dec 31, 2009 9:39:30 GMT -5
37...!?
Make the Knockouts division less about wrestling and more about T&A.
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Parrish
El Dandy
Banana Man Wouldn't Book That!!!
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Post by Parrish on Dec 31, 2009 12:39:03 GMT -5
Have Bubba the Love Spong wrestle a match
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Dec 31, 2009 13:06:01 GMT -5
Have a CCW invasion brother!!!
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G2
Don Corleone
Advertising space to let
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Post by G2 on Dec 31, 2009 13:46:08 GMT -5
75) ARMBAR!
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 31, 2009 14:01:50 GMT -5
Replace all of the finishers with DDTs, Sleeperholds, and Bodyslams.
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Dec 31, 2009 16:53:25 GMT -5
only 100?
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BigAl
Unicron
Hands of the Wicked Banana
Posts: 2,851
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Post by BigAl on Dec 31, 2009 17:09:25 GMT -5
Waste Dixie's money bringing in KISS to lip sync on tune
Waste Dixies money hiring No Limit Solidza and Master P
Waste Dixies money to close a ajor highway so DDP can show up in a flatbed truck to beat Wolfe
Waste Dixies money to throw Morgan off Cobo hall's roof
Waste Dixies money to have resurrect Road Wild
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 1, 2010 7:10:07 GMT -5
Do a TNA webcast, in association with Youtube and Facebook, in order to maximize the potential audience for the product, that consists entirely of Hulk striking the poses, mixed with comments from the Orange One such as:
We can edit this down in postproduction, Brother.
Why hasn't that computer rung yet, brother? We've been on air for half an hour so far and we haven't taken a single call.
What're you gonna do? When the Hulkster goes online on YOU, brother.
The webcast is terminated suddenly when Ed Leslie decides it will be "funny" to cut through all the cables attached to Hulk's pc with a giant pair of comedy scissors.
Brian Knobs is shown briefly in the background reading a copy of "Ubuntu for Dummies".
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 1, 2010 7:47:43 GMT -5
Due to the astonishingly comprehensive creative control stipulations in Hogan's contract, the webcast, the making of the webcast and the webcast extra features are all broadcast in their entirety over a period of 8 weeks, starting at the January 4th special and featuring heavily in all subsequent Impacts and PPVS.
The heavily publicised "THIS RING HAS SIX SIDES" match that was scheduled to be broadcast for the first time at Genesis, a match so utterly unique, compelling and unpredictable, a match that actually uses the six sided ring in a way that a four sided ring could never work, which makes TNA stand out from the WWE by virtue of simply "doing it first", the first match that would have featured AJ, Daniels, Joe, Wolf, Angle and an astonishing peformance from Jay Lethal, is postponed indefinitely.
And the surprise shock return of new WWE World Heavyweight Champion Lance "Vance Archer" Hoyt, who was scheduled to climb into the ring carrying his newly received WWE championship belt, tease the crowd by threatening to set it on fire/throw it in the trash/repeatedly elbow drop it a-la Ric Flair, followed by an astounding promo where he says is he wouldn't do that to the belt, because he's simply glad to be home (BACKHEREINTHEIMPACTZONE), is also cancelled.
Brian Knobs is featured briefly in the background on every single show reading a copy of "Promoting Wrestling for Dummies" except for one occasion when he is seen reading a copy of "the Wrestlecrap book of lists", a shot Hogan will later defend by calling it "post-modern ironic comedy, all the kids are into that nowadays".
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Post by Joe Laracuente WAS WRONG on Jan 1, 2010 17:33:33 GMT -5
15. Revive the Drinking Championship and have Scott Hall and James Storm feud over it. (Wait, THAT would be awesome, nevermind.) BEST idea I heard ALL YEAR
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2010 17:31:19 GMT -5
Hulk will appoint himself head wrestling instructor Hulk appoint Dean Malenko head promo instructor
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 2, 2010 17:39:35 GMT -5
Change the company name from Total Nonstop Action to All Star Showcase
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Post by moonlight on Jan 2, 2010 17:45:17 GMT -5
Change it to Hogan knows Diddly. I'm not with this Hogan thing, he's still "Thunder Lips".
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