100 Horrible Things Hogan Might Do To TNA

[Jonathan Michaels]

1. Make the Motorcity Machineguns job to the Nasty Boys for 4 straight months.

2. Make Kurt Angle tap to a headlock.

3. Win the X Division Title.

[Black Swagger]

4. Bring in Ed Leslie to win the Legends Title
5. Brooke Hogan as Knockouts Champion
6. Book Dennis Rodman

[toodarkmark]

7. Think his ideas are so amazing when in actuality they tired, old and boring, and walk away in 6 months badmouthing everything (a la Dusty 94).
8. Have an "Invasion" angle consisting of washed up WWE rejects.
9. Replace smaller, talented wrestlers with steroid freaks.

[glory]

10. Increase the company's visibility to the mainstream public.

11. Actually make people know what TNA is, other than an acronym for tits and ass.

Yes, reading this forum for one week has convinced me that the two above things, if they happened, would be horrible.

[hulkblood]

all of the above will most likely happen.

1) Sqaush Samoa Joe in under 20 seconds

2) Form a NWO style faction......yet again

3) Pee in the water cooler

[Jonathan Michaels]

15. Revive the Drinking Championship and have Scott Hall and James Storm feud over it.

(Wait, THAT would be awesome, nevermind.)

[Kash Flagg]

65. Make people delete their accounts here.

[Perd]

12. Every Impact begins with "Hulkster's in the house".

13. Weekly bashing of John Graziano segment.

[BigAl]

14) give Lacy the knockout belt by having Tara submit to the claw

15) then from now on, all future knockout titles are judged by bikini, nightgown contest and not wrestling

16) have the british invasion job to Nasty Boys

17) Hall wins the legend belt, only to throw it in the garbage

18) have Bischoff fire Roxxi, and any others who gets injured

19) 45 min of impact is spend with Hogan yakking, and Hogan getting gifts from Dixie, like a new motorcycle

20) Amazing red will job to Vincent/Virgil/Curly Bill

21) fire any wrestlers who "can't cut the mustard" like Hernanzed, Pope, Wolfe, Morgan, TBP, Tara, Taylor, etc

22) demand a rematch of the century, with Hogan vs Zeus

23) give Bischoff mic time, which will result in another 15min wasted on Impact

24) give the X division belt to his son.

[lionheart21]

23) Book himself to win the TNA championship over AJ Styles

[MasonK565]

26) Win the TNA title, only to lose to David Arquette after he uses the dreaded Fingerpoke of Doom.

[NOwave]

put the TNA Heavyweight Championship belt on Kevin Nash, only to re-enact the "fingerpoke of Doom" and move the belt to himself.

Seriously, until I am proven wrong, I will anticipate that Hogan will be a plus. Unquestionably, he will increase visibility and spike ratings(at least slightly) After that, if he functions as something like a GM, with only occasional non-title matches, the Hogan-TNA collaboration could turn out to be a very good thing. I have to believe both he and Dixie have learned SOMETHING from the demise of WCW and know what NOT to do.

[donners]

Only 100?

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Dec 30, 2009 17:49:43 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

2. Make Kurt Angle tap to a headlock.

That's nothing -- in #27, Hulk Hogan once had a guy give up during instructions!</BobbyHeenan>

[Raging_Demons]

28. Have Kurt Angle win the TNA World Title against AJ Styles then right after the match, Hogan makes Angle JOB to him.

[Perigryn]

29. Have all the top talent take turns lying in the ring so he can drop the leg on them.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I think it's less what HE is going to do and more WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?

[El Hijo De Slapnuts]

765.Desecrate TNA
789.actually turn out to be a WWE sleeper agent
975.Make the Young bucks job to the skeleton of Andre(RIP)

[Perigryn]

1004. HEAD-LOCK, BROTHER!

[dc09]

Win the Heavyweight title.