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Post by ANTLOL on Jul 27, 2010 0:19:23 GMT -5
Kaz {Spoiler}getting squashed by Rob Terry in 30 seconds WTF? Eric Young {Spoiler}being back to goofy because of a kick to the head WTF? ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE COMPLAINING ABOUT!! NOT JEFF JARRETT'S HAIR OR SPIKED WEAPONS! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jul 27, 2010 0:20:40 GMT -5
So is janice the new moppy?
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Post by AriadosMan on Jul 27, 2010 0:35:24 GMT -5
So if Eric gets hit really hard in the head again, what does he become? World Elite Eric? Super Eric? Grimdark Space Marine Eric? Ugh.
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Post by BigAl on Jul 27, 2010 0:40:01 GMT -5
Hmmm so Hogan and Bischoff returns and the booking is all crappy again.....
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Post by BigAl on Jul 27, 2010 0:43:07 GMT -5
What part of it is interesting at all? Tara being the obvious mystery woman? Madison Rayne getting the belt back on a 2 week delayed Dusty Finish? Angelina Love being a 100% unsympathetic babyface that looks like a skank? I have no idea where Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich even fit into this storyline and I'm struggling to find a reason to care. End the pain. The Knockouts division is a scorched earth. It's time to just blow it up and start over, maybe bring in Sara Del Rey and bring back Alissa Flash (which was mentioned in a rumor from the Observer). like I said before, just rename it TBP division, so they can feud among each other over that worthless Tag and singles belt becuase Hogan/Bischoff thinks blond wrestlers or former WWE wrestlers only draw.
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Post by BigAl on Jul 27, 2010 0:43:48 GMT -5
So if Eric gets hit really hard in the head again, what does he become? World Elite Eric? Super Eric? Grimdark Space Marine Eric? Ugh. Well that could be, uh, fun.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2010 0:47:58 GMT -5
More detailed spoiler from wrestlingnewsworld.com {Spoiler}TNA Wrestling taped this week's edition of Impact tonight from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. Thanks to Wrestling News World Orlando correspondent Tim Capture for providing us with text-message updates. Below are full results:
* Prior to the start of the tapings, Dixie Carter was going up and down the rows greeting fans and shaking hands. Our correspondent got in a firm handshake and hello.
Dark Match:
* Xavier vs. Douglas Williams in a TNA tryout bout for Xavier. Winner via Chaos Theory, Douglas Williams.
Xplosion:
* Hernandez & Rob Terry vs. Desmond Wolfe w/Chelsea & Brutus Magnus. Winner via backslide from Desmond to Hernandez with Magnus holding his feet from the outside, Desmond Wolfe & Magnus.
* Generation Me vs. Ink Inc. Winner via neckbreaker/Samoan drop combo, Ink Inc.
* It was announced for parents to watch their kids and for no one to jump the rails. This was because of the incident earlier this month.
TNA Impact (Airing Thursday on Spike TV):
* The ECW crew comes out with a video showing their name as E V 2.0. Tommy Dreamer says he's been here eight weeks and this is the loudest he's heard the Impact Zone. He says due to some legal complications with the alphabet, they came up with E V 2.0. He chants it a few times and it seems catchy. He thanks Devon for joining them and asks what's going on. Devon says he doesn't know and Ray is letting dumb family stuff get in the way of this. He calls Ray down to discuss it. Devon tells him to put all their problems aside because these guys are our family. This is who we started out with and had or backs since day one. He asks if he's in or out. Dreamer says tells him to put it aside and join up. This is like his favorite band KISS putting the band back together. Mick Foley says no matter what they're going to put on a hell of a show. At the end of Ray's career if he doesn't do this he'll always regret it. The crowd chants "one more time". Taz gets on the mic and tells Ray to just do it. Ray gets in the ring and takes the mic. He asks Devon to answer one question: are we going to light somebody on fire? The crowd chants E V 2.0. Ray says why not, sounds like a lot of fun. Hulk Hogan's music hits. Hogan comes to the ring. He says he feels safe now that Team 3D made up. He thanks them for doing this and for doing it in TNA. He just wishes he knew in advance and would have some surprises of his own. He says these guys bring hardcore to a whole new level. Dixie told him these guys were to the 90's what he was to the 80's. He said he has a surprise for them. Abyss' music hits and he says he hates to interrupt but they are not happy. They are down right pissed off. This was never supposed to happen and they hold one person responsible for this and it's Dixie Carter. Hogan tells Abyss he doesn't care what he says. Dreamer is a guest of theirs here. Abyss says they have given him strict orders to take out Dreamer tonight and stop Hardcore Justice. Hogan says Abyss doesn't call the shots and Dreamer doesn't have to do anything. Dreamer says he'd actually love to fight Abyss and he'd love to fight him tonight. Abyss says tonight he's going to kick Dreamer's a--.
* Sarita vs. Angelina Love. Winner via Botox Injection, Angelina Love.
* Backstage Eric Young is talking to himself and joking around. Orlando Jordan starts yelling at him to be serious because they have a match tonight. Young acts crazy, Jordan yells at him again, Young says he has a plan and has backup coming tonight.
* Ink Inc. vs. Orlando Jordan & Eric Young. It looks like Eric Young's backup is one of Orlando Jordan's mannequins. He's tied it to the tag rope. Eric Young threw the mannequin in the ring but hit no one. This lead to Ink Inc hitting their finisher on Jordan and getting the pin.
* Backstage Christy Hemme is interviewing Dreamer. She says he must not have expected this tonight. Dreamer says he doesn't have a contract with TNA and wrestling is what he does. So tonight, he's going to show his passion and innovate some violence on Abyss. Dreamer vs. Abyss in a hardcore match is announced for later tonight.
* Ric Flair comes out with AJ Styles, Kaz and Beer Money. He asks if you smell that? It's called excitement in the air. Lethal, wherever you are, we already know Flair is a wrestling god but he's also a wrestling genius. He had a rematch clause and next week it's Flair vs. Lethal in a street fight. Now let's discuss Fortune and its newest members, Beer Money. They're the real enforcers of TNA. Storm says he knew they would join Fortune and soon enough become four time world tag team champions. Tonight they have the Motor City Machine Guns in a steel cage match and will show their dominance. Now onto the new Global champion. Kaz interrupts to say they're not a group of rookies, they're a group of highly trained elite athletes looking to take over. AJ says he couldn't have said it any any better. AJ says it doesn't matter what country he would go to with the title, Fortune is what is making people watch the show so this is not a Global title, it is a TV title and he'll honor it as much every week. He'll do so first by defending this TV title against Rob Terry. Flair says it's time to go celebrate with some women. Before they can leave, Kurt Angle comes out and says just like AJ has to honor the belt, he has to honor his commitment to climb the rankings and AJ is next. It's real, d--- real.
* They're building the cage now.
* Steel Cage Match: Beer Money, Inc. vs. The Motor City Machine Guns. Match 3 in the best of 5 series. Robert Roode got bloody early on. Sabin did a dive off the top of the cage onto Beer Money. Winner via neckbreaker/frog splash combo onto James Storm, The Motor City Machine Guns.
* Mr. Anderson's music hits but Matt Morgan comes out instead. He does the pose for the mic but it doesn't drop and he gets angry and yells to the sky. He does it again and it slowly drops. He does the normal Anderson intro but does it with his own info and ends it with Matt Morgan.....Morgan. The music hits again and Mr. Anderson comes out this time. He gets the mic dropped at the top of the ramp and shows Morgan how easy it is. He does it a couple of times and doesn't know what Morgan's problem is. He goes to the ring and gets in Morgan's face. Morgan asks him if he finds it odd that this very mic is what left him bloody? Morgan is shocked the resident loudmouth of TNA is silent. He sees what's going on. Anderson wants to hit. Morgan says he'll let him do it. He'll bend over and give him a free shot right now. Instead, Anderson gives a nut shot. As Anderson gloats over him, Morgan applies the claw and takes Anderson down. He chokes him with the mic cord until Jeff Hardy makes the save. Hardy and Anderson beat on Morgan until the two security wrestler guys run in and start tossing Hardy and Anderson around. Al Snow, D-Lo Brown and Simon Diamond run out to stop them and yell at them. The two guys were the ones who got the dark match at the last tapings, Phil Shatter and Johnny Clawmarks.
* Backstage Hemme asks Anderson and Hardy what happened. Anderson says he knows who they are. They've been training for ten years and had to settle for security. Now they decided to try and get some attention. Well congrats boys, you got their attention and now it's Hardy and Anderson versus the security guys.
* Kazarian w/AJ Styles vs. Rob Terry. Terry wins in under a minute with a one handed spinebuster.
* Murphy Gunner, Phil Shatter & Matt Morgan vs. Jeff Hardy & Mr. Anderson. Winner after a Mic Check and Swanton Bomb on Gunner, Jeff Hardy & Mr. Anderson. Terrible match, I'm told Gunner has no business working on TV.
* Eric Bischoff is out with a major announcement. EB is accompanied by Miss Tessmacher. August 12th, 9 PM you'll see something special. He said they wanted to give PPV quality matches on TV. Abyss interrupts and said he just got done talking to them and was told to make the main event for that night. It involves him, a fifteen foot ladder, RVD and his girl Janice. He'll have Janice hung over the ring and he'll tear the flesh off RVD's a--. Abyss tells EB he can make this happen so MAKE IT HAPPEN! Bischoff agrees to it. Abyss says EB is OK by him but Janice doesn't didn't forget what he did last week. Before Abyss can attack him, RVD runs out and beats up Abyss. Abyss takes back over but before he can use Janice on RVD, Al Snow, Simon Diamond and D-Lo Brown come out with chairs to back him off. Tommy Dreamer comes out and this leads to...
* Hardcore match: Tommy Dreamer vs. Abyss. Winner after a chokeslam onto a barbwire board, Abyss. After the match, Abyss grabs Janice to attack Dreamer but Raven runs down with a chair. It ends up bring a swerve and Raven DDTs Dreamer. The rest of the EV2.0 guys run down and attack Abyss and yell at Raven to end the show.
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Post by AriadosMan on Jul 27, 2010 0:49:19 GMT -5
So if Eric gets hit really hard in the head again, what does he become? World Elite Eric? Super Eric? Grimdark Space Marine Eric? Ugh. Well that could be, uh, fun. Which one would be most fun?
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Post by donners on Jul 27, 2010 1:04:34 GMT -5
Clawmarks? Seriously?
Security guys who can wrestle. I'm having red shirt/black shirt flashbacks...
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Post by renzino on Jul 27, 2010 1:11:53 GMT -5
I feel bad for Eric Young. He did such a great job of finally shedding his goofy face persona and becoming a believable heel just to go back to having to play a goofball.
So there will be no TBP backstage segment. That's just weird to me they tease a potential TBP break up and Velvet face turn and then no follow up the next week.
I'm shocked people don't want this storyline to advance since everyone is constantly complaining about all the the air time and focus TBP get. I would think everyone would love an angle that might have them finally disband as a group.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2010 1:14:17 GMT -5
I love how even when he gets his very own PPV Dreamer's still a jobber.
Also - they renamed the Global title again? God, give it two months and it'll be the Slammy Bammy Championship or something. Wonder if this too will be indicated on the title by a piece of tape.
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Post by wcw on Jul 27, 2010 1:40:08 GMT -5
I feel bad for Eric Young the guy got a push that he earned by working hard and making the most out of crappy angles. And now that his pushed fizzled thanks to Scott Hall and Xpac and bad booking.
So they force him back to his goofy crap role with OJ out of all people. EY should be in a tag team with a good up and comer not OJ.
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Post by EJS on Jul 27, 2010 1:46:27 GMT -5
So there will be no TBP backstage segment. That's just weird to me they tease a potential TBP break up and Velvet face turn and then no follow up the next week. Backstage segments are usually not shown the the crowd at tapings, other than like JB/Hemme interviews cause those are on that little side stage.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2010 2:02:58 GMT -5
I'm shocked people don't want this storyline to advance since everyone is constantly complaining about all the the air time and focus TBP get. I would think everyone would love an angle that might have them finally disband as a group. Because it'll still be some combination of those four women fighting eachother, regardless of what they're called.
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Post by BigAl on Jul 27, 2010 2:22:24 GMT -5
I'm shocked people don't want this storyline to advance since everyone is constantly complaining about all the the air time and focus TBP get. I would think everyone would love an angle that might have them finally disband as a group. Because it'll still be some combination of those four women fighting eachother, regardless of what they're called. exactly, therefore, rename the division TBP division.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jul 27, 2010 4:42:26 GMT -5
The tag match turns me off to the whole thing. Kind of sad I even read the spoilers...
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jul 27, 2010 4:47:13 GMT -5
*Beer Money vs. Motor City Machineguns in a Steel Cage (Match 3 of 5 match series). They are doing traditional tag rules inside the Cage. Roode is busted open. The crowd is into this one big time. The roof came off the Impact Zone after Alex Shelley flew from the top of the cage to land on Beer Money. James Storm nailed Roode with the beer bottle accidentally and both members of BM were pinned. 2-1 now and the Guns are still alive. Awesome match. I'm going to watch, but probably only for this. I'm usually a huge TNA supporter, but other than this this show sounds so bad.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jul 27, 2010 4:48:40 GMT -5
On Xplosion, Jordan shared his blowpop with Val. So, there seems to be a thing building there between the two. So between Lethal, Pope, and OJ, she has apparently gone black, and has yet to go back. You forgot Sonjay.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 27, 2010 5:16:16 GMT -5
{Spoiler}Abyss says they have given him strict orders to take out Dreamer tonight and stop Hardcore Justice. What? What?! How does that even...WHAT?!?! And then he 'takes him out' anyway, just to add insult to injury, leading to...absolutely nothing. What kind of orders are those?
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Post by buttersock on Jul 27, 2010 7:24:12 GMT -5
NEW NAME FOR FORMER ECW TALENTS IN TNA by Mike Johnson @ 10:58 PM on 7/26/2010 As of tonight's Impact taping, the former ECW talents are being referred to as "EV2.0" (Extreme Version 2.0). I am told the name was an Eric Bischoff suggestion. I don't think we'll be hearing any chants of "EV2" in the future, but that's just me. EV2??? I'm sorry but I can't take that name seriously since En Vogue's last album was entitled "EV3". Uggg.
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