Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Toxik916 on Sept 15, 2010 18:54:36 GMT -5
I know now what I need to do to make it in Hollywood, think of the most idiotic thing possible. Forget trying to be original, clever, think outside the box, or doing something special that will really raise the bar. To that end, I would like to pitch you all my newest script, Man Gets Hit in the Groin by a Football. I'd be there opening day.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Sept 15, 2010 19:53:11 GMT -5
I know now what I need to do to make it in Hollywood, think of the most idiotic thing possible. Forget trying to be original, clever, think outside the box, or doing something special that will really raise the bar. To that end, I would like to pitch you all my newest script, Man Gets Hit in the Groin by a Football. Finally, the hit television show "Ow My Balls" comes to the big screen!
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Sept 15, 2010 22:09:02 GMT -5
I know now what I need to do to make it in Hollywood, think of the most idiotic thing possible. Forget trying to be original, clever, think outside the box, or doing something special that will really raise the bar. To that end, I would like to pitch you all my newest script, Man Gets Hit in the Groin by a Football. You'd be guaranteed an Academy Award, too! Jed Shaffer ~My sons will no doubt want to watch it. If it weren't for Cena killing Fred and the awesomeness of Jeanette McCurdy, this movie might cause a singularity.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 15, 2010 22:34:02 GMT -5
You know what would be great? If Alex Winter wrote and directed this movie. LLOL @ the real director's name.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Sept 15, 2010 22:59:19 GMT -5
The director is a Weiner!
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Post by Throwback on Sept 15, 2010 23:30:20 GMT -5
I never even heard of the guy until he showed up on icarly
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Sept 16, 2010 0:05:39 GMT -5
who?
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Post by Beatle619 on Sept 16, 2010 0:09:25 GMT -5
Man, this is why Disney is destroying Nick's ass. lolwut, it's the other way around.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 16, 2010 0:18:14 GMT -5
Man, this is why Disney is destroying Nick's ass. lolwut, it's the other way around. Yeah, if anything, Nickelodeon is the one pwning Disney.
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Post by waluigi on Sept 16, 2010 20:42:20 GMT -5
lolwut, it's the other way around. Yeah, if anything, Nickelodeon is the one pwning Disney. Disney is a juggernaut with its merchandise and programming, all around. I mean, SpongeBob is a beast, but in general, Disney has got more franchises to exploit
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Sept 16, 2010 21:10:06 GMT -5
I don't think they're comparing Disney's entire library to Nickolodeon because obviously it is superior as well as with other branches like Pixar. But programming, Nick is beating Disney. Mostly because iCarly is a powerful beast itself with 9 million viewers for one it's hour specials with replays not falling that far off. Most episodes, it is neck and neck with Hannah Montana but it gets it's boost with iSomething hour specials. The other shows are usually close to each other.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 16, 2010 21:13:36 GMT -5
That iCarly girl gets 180 grand PER EPISODE.
As far as merchandising, Disney has a big heads up there, but ratings wise, iCarly got 12.4 MILLION people for one of her ispecials.
Nick kills Disney in ratings.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 16, 2010 21:14:23 GMT -5
Oh, and Fred isn't aimed at me, so I don't care. I'm sure my parents thought Voltron and He-Man were stupid when I was a kid.
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JRX
Don Corleone
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Post by JRX on Sept 16, 2010 21:49:26 GMT -5
I think Attack of the Show featured the trailer as part of the "Epic Fail" segment.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 16, 2010 22:04:17 GMT -5
I think Attack of the Show featured the trailer as part of the "Epic Fail" segment. Didn't they feature that bit with Cena's "character" clobbering Fred with the vase?
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Sept 17, 2010 4:01:01 GMT -5
If you pay to see this, you're just playing into everything that is awful with out society and comedy. And comments like that are why people see our generation as a bunch of whiney, overbearing, melodramatic idiots.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Sept 17, 2010 4:59:49 GMT -5
If you pay to see this, you're just playing into everything that is awful with out society and comedy. And comments like that are why people see our generation as a bunch of whiney, overbearing, melodramatic idiots. Yeah, I was hoping that was a little tongue in cheek, melodramatic on purpose. If not, it's pretty damn silly though.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 17, 2010 7:02:44 GMT -5
If you pay to see this, you're just playing into everything that is awful with out society and comedy. And comments like that are why people see our generation as a bunch of whiney, overbearing, melodramatic idiots. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, FЯED!
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Post by waluigi on Sept 17, 2010 8:12:47 GMT -5
If you pay to see this, you're just playing into everything that is awful with out society and comedy. And comments like that are why people see our generation as a bunch of whiney, overbearing, melodramatic idiots. Yeah? Well the one before us is a bunch of staunch, old-fashioned tightwads with no sense of creativity or swagger, and the one after us is a self-destructive bunch of violent thugs struggling to become idealistic portrayals they see in the media. You see what I mean? who cares? We all got bad things to say about our predecessors and our successors. So if we're gonna say 'em, let's do it out of love.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Sept 17, 2010 8:28:20 GMT -5
And comments like that are why people see our generation as a bunch of whiney, overbearing, melodramatic idiots. Yeah? Well the one before us is a bunch of staunch, old-fashioned tightwads with no sense of creativity or swagger, and the one after us is a self-destructive bunch of violent thugs struggling to become idealistic portrayals they see in the media. You see what I mean? who cares? We all got bad things to say about our predecessors and our successors. So if we're gonna say 'em, let's do it out of love. Yes, because the stuff I've seen about Justin Bieber and Twilight is done out of complete love and admiration for the generation who've watched it. Give me a break. The generations before us didn't stand on soapboxes and moan and bitch whenever something completly petty they didn't like hit the airwaves and tried to make it bigger then it is. And when they did, most people just saw them as morons and ignored them. So let me turn this back to the topic. Fred: The Movie. Apart from the target demographic and people who may watch it with kids and whatnot, who cares? Do we need all this fuss over what is a special hour+ long Nickelodeon movie or who wins at the VMAs or MTV Movie Awards or books that aren't exactly at our level? Kids watch it, they enjoy it, they may even vote for it. Do we have to pander to this need to rant and rave about stupid crap like that? Just because it was done before doesn't make it some stupid mantle we have to pick up and run with.
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