Shia LaBeouf/Michael Cera buddy cop movie.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Oct 2, 2010 17:37:14 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Well I guess Shia hasn't crapped on enough things. He won't be satisfied until he has poisoned every genre and movie franchise.(watches Lucas rush over to sign shia for something star wars related)

Exactly how would he "poison" any genre?

[Tom Turkey]

Oct 2, 2010 17:44:02 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

Oct 2, 2010 17:37:14 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Well I guess Shia hasn't crapped on enough things. He won't be satisfied until he has poisoned every genre and movie franchise.(watches Lucas rush over to sign shia for something star wars related)

Exactly how would he "poison" any genre?

I'm no LaBoeuf fan, but how can he be responsible for "poisoning" a franchise? Wouldn't it be the director or screenwriter's or whoever's fault?

[celticjobber]

Oct 2, 2010 17:37:14 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Well I guess Shia hasn't crapped on enough things. He won't be satisfied until he has poisoned every genre and movie franchise.(watches Lucas rush over to sign shia for something star wars related)

Shia could always be cast as one of Han Solo and Princess Leia's sons, if they ever make a Star Wars sequel.

[DamnYankee]

I can see the Cera hate, but I think Shia is pretty good.

[theryno665]

Oct 2, 2010 17:51:40 GMT -5 celticjobber said:

Oct 2, 2010 17:37:14 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Well I guess Shia hasn't crapped on enough things. He won't be satisfied until he has poisoned every genre and movie franchise.(watches Lucas rush over to sign shia for something star wars related)

Shia could always be cast as one of Han Solo and Princess Leia's sons, if they ever make a Star Wars sequel.

You know those Jib-Jab things where you can take pictures of people's heads and stick them over other things? When they had one for Star Wars, I had Shia as Han Solo, Zac Efron as Luke Skywalker, Megan Fox as Princess Leia and Samuel L. Jackson as Lando Calrissian. It was great.

Also, while watching Three The Hard Way, I wanted to see if I could replace Jim Brown, Fred Williamson and Jim Kelly with the whitest guys I could think of. So I came up with Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg and Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

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Are you seriously trying to make me kill myself WrestleCrap? First you inform me that Snookie is writing a novel and now the idea of this? AHGH!`

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

To be fair to Cera, the guy is a giant dweeb in real life, what else COULD he play?

[Young Game]

Oct 2, 2010 18:31:57 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

Also, while watching Three The Hard Way, I wanted to see if I could replace Jim Brown, Fred Williamson and Jim Kelly with the whitest guys I could think of. So I came up with Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg and Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

Really? Those are the whitest "guys" you could think of?
Aren't we talking "Whitest Kids" here?


If you really meant "whitest guys", I would have gone with the cast of "Wild Hogs".

Martin Lawrence not included.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Seriously, complaining about Cera playing the same role is like saying Eddie Deezen plays the same role.

[JRX]

I would only like it if Cera played the bad cop ala his character in Youth in Revolt and Shia went with an over the top parody of himself.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Never in a million years. You'd have to have them as two clerical workers fighting over how to file things in order for it to be remotely realistic.