Your mother is so famished of knowledge that when she heard the collapse of the Ottoman empire resulted in the formation of the republic of turkey, she inquired whether the pheasants we're still on our side. Bully!
Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 31, 2010 0:30:19 GMT -5
Your mother is so morbidly obese, that she had followed Newton's Law that in object in motion will stay in motion until another force acts upon it, in that she falls to the ground, causing a shaking of the earth.
Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr had a farm.. on Dec 31, 2010 1:11:39 GMT -5
*rings doorbell that plays a few measures of Beethovan's Fur Elise*
Butler answers: May I help you sir?
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Yes, if I may. I have a query?
Butler: Sure. And you may be?...
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Sir Mark Mark of Majik. I'm here looking for the Lady this house hold. She goes by the name Annie Mahl.
Bulter: Sir, there is no Annie Mahl at this residence. Just me and the woman for whom I'm serve for who happens to be my mother-in-law, Mrs Gertude Lilith Franklin.
Sir Mark Hurr of Majik: Well i'm sorry to have troubled you...Oh wait *checks name and address on a sheet*, I'm sorry. I am looking for a Mrs. Franklin. Annie Mahl is the name for for her famous animalistic sexual behavior in the boudior.