|
Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 3, 2011 17:32:04 GMT -5
ENOUGH! Viva, I'll take care of you on Monday. Right after Seth, Whitey and I hash some things out in the Boiler Room. How are you going to take care of me? I'm a variable WILDCARD. You have no clue what to do. Neither does your teammate. You aren't ready, no one here is ready. I'm going to turn this f***ing federation on its ear, and hold it accountable for it's bulls***. I SAY WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Because let's face facts, JoMo, your wife knows people in, shall w say, high places. It's no surprise she's stuck to you. You were just the latest in the line of many, and I mean many, that could get her higher up in the company. Let's face it, man. She's a pro. She's slept her way all around this place. And from what I hear, for hating Evil M as much as she does, she didn't put up a real fight when it came to the extra-curriculars, if you catch my drift.
Your wife is a slut, and you're a joke. And on Monday, I'm going to treat you how you deserve to be treated. Like a convicted murderer on death row. Did M show you that video, too? For someone being held against her will, she sure seemed to be into it.
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 3, 2011 18:33:14 GMT -5
Okay, it's clear you two have nothing important to say anymore, so let's just recap Seth's position.
Whitey: "At least I didn't kick some chick in the brain."
Seth: "I did kick a chick in the brain, but it was on accident! Wah wah wah! I'm NOT a good guy, but I'm better than you even though I do far worse s*** than you ever do! At least I don't cheat to win!"
Whitey: "But I didn't cheat to win. And I beat you."
Seth: "OH WHATEVER, YOU'RE JUST A CHEATING LOWLIFE, EVEN THOUGH I'M TAKING PEOPLE OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, INCLUDING THOSE CLOSE TO ME, AND WOMEN WHO CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES! YOU'RE SO HIGH ON THE FUMES OF YOUR OWN CRAP, WHITEY AND VIVA!"
Seriously, man. Knock it off. You're a f***ing hypocrite. You want to sit here and white knight, you want to act like you're held accountable, like you don't get cheers for being a giant dick. It's false. You're a giant, douchey, toolbag. The only difference is people like me and Whitey come by it honestly, and people like you want to grandstand like you're doing it for the greater good. You're a self involved f***ing prick who's too afraid to fight someone that calls you out on it. How the f*** did anybody like you get a title shot? It's against all reasoning. Jonathan Michaels f***ing KILLED a guy. He's got a shot at GookerMania. All logic says that he shouldn't just be stripped of his briefcase, but he should be released. He's a murderer. And you, you are a manipulative, canniving woman beater, and here you are being lauded, celebrated as a main eventer at the biggest show of the year.
This place is a prison on planet bulls***, in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks, and because it does so in your favor, you want me to be quiet about it. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Sethyboy. It's f***ing scripted. And right now, you've got the scriptwriters wrapped around your fingers. That's why I'm dangerous. Because I don't give a f*** about the script, and that scares you. And it should. Because I'd hurt you. I'd hurt you worse than you hurt women. OOC: Changing color to Puce to differentiate from ViVA..... Vincent........
A less sane man would claim you're paranoid......but It's easy to claim someone's paranoid when there's REALLY someone after ye.
There's something mighty odd goin' on around here.......T'ain't nobody mindin' the helm. Whitey gets his due about the time that Mr. Drakin amazingly wins BattleBowl, and JoNo decided HE needs tae headline GookerMania.
Suddenly, Pantheon, the "Gravest threat our federation has ever faced" is dissolved and Drakin's on top......When we have an untested Champion and 2 "Veterans" gunning for him.
Where's the "King of Hollywood"? Jerking the damn Curtain with a nutjob in a Bad Suit!
Viva la Revolucion? No.......
THE REVOLUTION IS ViVA!
I'm not crazy. I know I'm not f***ing crazy, and it's time to show the rest of the world who's pulling the strings around here.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2011 20:55:36 GMT -5
Whitey, you might wanna back off your dogs before they end up getting themselves spayed or neutered to help control the pet population.
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 3, 2011 21:33:48 GMT -5
Whitey, you might wanna back off your dogs before they end up getting themselves spayed or neutered to help control the pet population. Derp f***ing derp. Don't talk to Whitey when I'm talking to you. I threw a challenge at you. You backed down like the spineless coward you are. If you got something to say, say it to me. You're gutless as f***, and you think you've got what it takes to be champion? You can't even handle me.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2011 22:10:22 GMT -5
Whitey, you might wanna back off your dogs before they end up getting themselves spayed or neutered to help control the pet population. Derp f***ing derp. Don't talk to Whitey when I'm talking to you. I threw a challenge at you. You backed down like the spineless coward you are. If you got something to say, say it to me. You're gutless as f***, and you think you've got what it takes to be champion? You can't even handle me. You seem to forget the fact that you said if I beat you, I don't actually beat you. I've been able to handle you before at Gookermania 3 and you are trying to take away that victory away from me because you didn't win.
You wanna challenge me, challenge me to a match where you can lose and not blame this "creative" because you aren't smart enough to find better ways to salvage a loss.
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 3, 2011 22:35:09 GMT -5
Derp f***ing derp. Don't talk to Whitey when I'm talking to you. I threw a challenge at you. You backed down like the spineless coward you are. If you got something to say, say it to me. You're gutless as f***, and you think you've got what it takes to be champion? You can't even handle me. You seem to forget the fact that you said if I beat you, I don't actually beat you. I've been able to handle you before at Gookermania 3 and you are trying to take away that victory away from me because you didn't win.
You wanna challenge me, challenge me to a match where you can lose and not blame this "creative" because you aren't smart enough to find better ways to salvage a loss. Getting into semantics is what pussies do. If you're not going to lose, what difference does it make. Are you actually insinuating that there are something to my claims? Even if you do beat me, it's not because you're better. It's because you're lucky. Just like you were at Gookermania 3. You want me to admit you're the better man? You're a shell of what you used to be, and you couldn't hold a candle to me then. Without Jessica, you would have lost. Of course, you thanked her by kicking her ass.
You're ungrateful, and you're a sell out. And if you ever pull your tail from between your legs, you'll also be going in to Gookermania a fresh loser. So I'm not surprised you're scared. Just stop trying to frame it like I'm the one without the testicular fortitude, pansy boy.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2011 23:07:36 GMT -5
You seem to forget the fact that you said if I beat you, I don't actually beat you. I've been able to handle you before at Gookermania 3 and you are trying to take away that victory away from me because you didn't win.
You wanna challenge me, challenge me to a match where you can lose and not blame this "creative" because you aren't smart enough to find better ways to salvage a loss. Getting into semantics is what pussies do. If you're not going to lose, what difference does it make. Are you actually insinuating that there are something to my claims? Even if you do beat me, it's not because you're better. It's because you're lucky. Just like you were at Gookermania 3. You want me to admit you're the better man? You're a shell of what you used to be, and you couldn't hold a candle to me then. Without Jessica, you would have lost. Of course, you thanked her by kicking her ass.
You're ungrateful, and you're a sell out. And if you ever pull your tail from between your legs, you'll also be going in to Gookermania a fresh loser. So I'm not surprised you're scared. Just stop trying to frame it like I'm the one without the testicular fortitude, pansy boy. I NEVER HURT JESSICA, YOU PRICK!!!!!!! What world do you live in where you dare call me a wife beater??? Were you locked up in Area 51 or something???
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 3, 2011 23:14:35 GMT -5
Getting into semantics is what pussies do. If you're not going to lose, what difference does it make. Are you actually insinuating that there are something to my claims? Even if you do beat me, it's not because you're better. It's because you're lucky. Just like you were at Gookermania 3. You want me to admit you're the better man? You're a shell of what you used to be, and you couldn't hold a candle to me then. Without Jessica, you would have lost. Of course, you thanked her by kicking her ass.
You're ungrateful, and you're a sell out. And if you ever pull your tail from between your legs, you'll also be going in to Gookermania a fresh loser. So I'm not surprised you're scared. Just stop trying to frame it like I'm the one without the testicular fortitude, pansy boy. I NEVER HURT JESSICA, YOU PRICK!!!!!!! What world do you live in where you dare call me a wife beater??? Were you locked up in Area 51 or something??? Actions speak louder than words, bro. You hit one girl, you're not above hitting any girl. I'm sure if I pressed Jessica, she'd be inclined to agree with me. Which would explain why you got so defensive. Cracked like a f***ing egg. You disgust me.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2011 23:33:35 GMT -5
I NEVER HURT JESSICA, YOU PRICK!!!!!!! What world do you live in where you dare call me a wife beater??? Were you locked up in Area 51 or something??? Actions speak louder than words, bro. You hit one girl, you're not above hitting any girl. I'm sure if I pressed Jessica, she'd be inclined to agree with me. Which would explain why you got so defensive. Cracked like a f***ing egg. You disgust me. I get so defensive because I love my wife so much that the idea of even hurting her makes me throw up. How would you feel if I said you smack Alexa around?
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 4, 2011 0:02:44 GMT -5
Actions speak louder than words, bro. You hit one girl, you're not above hitting any girl. I'm sure if I pressed Jessica, she'd be inclined to agree with me. Which would explain why you got so defensive. Cracked like a f***ing egg. You disgust me. I get so defensive because I love my wife so much that the idea of even hurting her makes me throw up. How would you feel if I said you smack Alexa around? You mean Lisa Garcia? My former valet and current wife? I wouldn't give a f***, because I don't hit women. I'm not you.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2011 0:40:11 GMT -5
I get so defensive because I love my wife so much that the idea of even hurting her makes me throw up. How would you feel if I said you smack Alexa around? You mean Lisa Garcia? My former valet and current wife? I wouldn't give a f***, because I don't hit women. I'm not you. Oh yeah........Alexa was Whitey Fatts old girlfriend who gave the stuff I have on him. Okay..........I guess we are even on screwing up. You screwed up the next ppv and I screwed up your wife.
And you are the guy who pushed me into my wife......which is why I kicked your ass at Gookermania 3. So you have no problem hurting women yourself and trust me, I regret doing what I did to Allison. I'm not sure you regret what you did to my wife.
|
|
smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
Posts: 4,770
|
Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 4, 2011 0:55:01 GMT -5
Smokin Vokoun walks with a bag of popcorn and lays backs.
Oh joy...I just LOVE watching has been's fighting like old queens over useless s***. If this is what we have in the Main Event scene then the WWCF is truly screwed.[/color]
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 4, 2011 1:01:44 GMT -5
You mean Lisa Garcia? My former valet and current wife? I wouldn't give a f***, because I don't hit women. I'm not you. Oh yeah........Alexa was Whitey Fatts old girlfriend who gave the stuff I have on him. Okay..........I guess we are even on screwing up. You screwed up the next ppv and I screwed up your wife.
And you are the guy who pushed me into my wife......which is why I kicked your ass at Gookermania 3. So you have no problem hurting women yourself and trust me, I regret doing what I did to Allison. I'm not sure you regret what you did to my wife. I had no choice, bro. She couldn't keep her hands off of me. And Mr. Vokoun, it's always better to be a has-been than a never was. Scrub. Put up or shut up.
|
|
smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
Posts: 4,770
|
Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 4, 2011 1:09:32 GMT -5
Oh really? So it's perfectly acceptable to whine and complain about not getting your way because "creative" screws you over. Even though you've had more than enough chances to prove your worth. While I never get any chances at all. Hell, I hold a victory over "our" World's Heavyweight Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. Everyone seems to forget I beat Sparks, I've beaten Evil M, I've beaten Cage King, I've beaten Boiler Room Brawler.....I'm GOING to beat The General of the Monkey Army at Gookermania IV, AND BECOME A TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! I've beaten Amigo....THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!! But I can't get Main Event matches...and even in the rarest occasions when I actually do get a main event match.....I'M THE ONE WHO GETS SCREWED!!!!! But your the only one who can complain about being screwed over, huh? So you might say that I've put up alot...AND NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME SHUT UP YET!!!!![/color]
|
|
Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
|
Post by Viva on Sept 4, 2011 1:34:09 GMT -5
Oh really? So it's perfectly acceptable to whine and complain about not getting your way because "creative" screws you over. Even though you've had more than enough chances to prove your worth. While I never get any chances at all. Hell, I hold a victory over "our" World's Heavyweight Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. Everyone seems to forget I beat Sparks, I've beaten Evil M, I've beaten Cage King, I've beaten Boiler Room Brawler.....I'm GOING to beat The General of the Monkey Army at Gookermania IV, AND BECOME A TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! I've beaten Amigo....THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!! But I can't get Main Event matches...and even in the rarest occasions when I actually do get a main event match.....I'M THE ONE WHO GETS SCREWED!!!!! But your the only one who can complain about being screwed over, huh? So you might say that I've put up alot...AND NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME SHUT UP YET!!!!! [/color][/quote] Oh wait, were you talking to me? I had my headphones in. You know, because nothing you say matters. Go back to your home, dude. Former World Champs are talking.
|
|
Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
Posts: 1,414
|
Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 4, 2011 2:26:29 GMT -5
Oh really? So it's perfectly acceptable to whine and complain about not getting your way because "creative" screws you over. Even though you've had more than enough chances to prove your worth. While I never get any chances at all. Hell, I hold a victory over "our" World's Heavyweight Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. Everyone seems to forget I beat Sparks, I've beaten Evil M, I've beaten Cage King, I've beaten Boiler Room Brawler.....I'm GOING to beat The General of the Monkey Army at Gookermania IV, AND BECOME A TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! I've beaten Amigo....THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!! But I can't get Main Event matches...and even in the rarest occasions when I actually do get a main event match.....I'M THE ONE WHO GETS SCREWED!!!!! But your the only one who can complain about being screwed over, huh? So you might say that I've put up alot...AND NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME SHUT UP YET!!!!! [/color][/quote] Vokoun, I'm going to to put this in the simplest way I can. If I were to put all of your recent rants onto a Compact Disk, that's CD for the stupid people, and went to a graveyard to turn on said CD. The dead would rise from there eternal slumber and walk,crawl, roll, or however they maneuver there decaying bodies just to turn the damn thing off.
Your non-stop bitching is driving me up a wall. I can't even open a book without hearing how your "under booked" and are "constantly being screwed over". For the love of all things both holy and unholy, SHUT THE F*** UP! Hmm, I'm off to test to see if your recorded rants will be enough to awaken the old ones and bring about the end of days if they do. If they do Vokoun you will be a hero to hundreds
|
|
|
Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 6:13:37 GMT -5
Viva, you are awesome.
Seth, you are a woman-beating coward.
Smoky, why are you talking?
At least Seth has accomplished some shit, same with Viva, and I'm YOUR world heavyweight champion.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2011 9:31:28 GMT -5
Viva, you are awesome.
Seth, you are a woman-beating coward.
Smoky, why are you talking?
At least Seth has accomplished some s***, same with Viva, and I'm YOUR world heavyweight champion. Jeez Louise............It was one FREAKIN TIME!!!!!! How many times do I have to freakin apologize for that crap???
Oh and the man who you just said was awesome, is a man who was okay with whatever Evil M did to Sara..........even when it involved abuse. In fact from what I heard, Vincent was cheering Evil M on while he did that.
But seriously Whitey, Jonathan and I.......after our careers are over..........are going to be happily married and able to live normal lives. You, on the other hand, will still be the same pathetic individual who will never know whether the woman you are dating is doing so because she likes you or is it because of your money. You are going to die alone.
|
|
|
Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 10:19:41 GMT -5
I'll die rich, and after growing up wondering if I would be able to eat supper that night, I will die happy. You'll probably die in prison after you whip Jessica's ass again.
|
|
smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
Posts: 4,770
|
Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 4, 2011 11:12:41 GMT -5
You all laugh at me. As usual you Main Eventers show off your own shortsightedness. It's pretty clear to me that all of you really are just arrogant and also ignorant. Well let me just say that I don't care if you laugh at me anymore. I don't care if the WWCF management look at me with disdain. Because somethings gonna happen....and I'm not gonna tell what.[/color]
|
|