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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2011 12:26:55 GMT -5
I'll die rich, and after growing up wondering if I would be able to eat supper that night, I will die happy. You'll probably die in prison after you whip Jessica's ass again. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 4, 2011 14:41:24 GMT -5
I'll die rich, and after growing up wondering if I would be able to eat supper that night, I will die happy. You'll probably die in prison after you whip Jessica's ass again.
Anyways, whatever I was going to say about Seth, Paulie Shore already covered. He is a hypocrite, a wifebeater, and a bad dresser.LOUD NOISES! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2011 15:00:00 GMT -5
Seems several people have called me a wifebeater without any proof. I would like to add that you can trust that if I even did do something as stupid as that.....which is something the people who are making accusations have done and probably would have no problem doing it again (making them the hypocrites). But anyway.........if I had done something as stupid as that, you can trust that Mr. E and U.N. Owen would probably smack me around for doing so.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 4, 2011 15:03:22 GMT -5
ARE THEY EVEN STILL AROUND?
Ses hommes de main? Non, je ne pense pas.
I hate both of you, and no.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2011 15:06:49 GMT -5
ARE THEY EVEN STILL AROUND?Ses hommes de main? Non, je ne pense pas.I hate both of you, and no. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 4, 2011 15:10:25 GMT -5
ARE THEY EVEN STILL AROUND?Ses hommes de main? Non, je ne pense pas.I hate both of you, and no. |
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 15:19:29 GMT -5
I'm the best of all time.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 4, 2011 15:23:21 GMT -5
I'm the best of all time. |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 4, 2011 15:40:21 GMT -5
Seth.....Bossman.....JoNo.....ain't nobody in this business's hands clean. We're all bathed in blood somewhere down the line, it's just a matter of whether we grow from it or wallow in it.
Me? I keep growing, better and stronger......
When I joined this company nearly ONE year ago....what was I? Some militant nutjob out to prove myself! I evolved, I grew and joined Whitey Inc. Nothing happened and I went on my way.....Founding the Church of Madness before I was shown the light by who else?
The King if F'N HollyWOOD Hisself!
I Found myself where many do......at sea. I left a Mad Man, and came back a Mad Pirate! I Fought at GookerMania 3 and every day since.........for one thing.....to GET BETTER.
Then it all came crashing down a few months ago......I went on sabbatical following my Championship of Honor victory. An IMPOSTER Stole my title and my life......turning me from a Mad Pirate into some.......THING I didn't recognize.
When I did return, I came back to the only thing that made sense.......Whitey Inc.
Now, Seth wants to claim that he's NOT pulling the strings? JoNo's got no Power? Somethin's amiss here......
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 4, 2011 16:20:59 GMT -5
*The camera fades up onto Frank Castle - who's face is spattered with blood. Out of shot, he his obviously holding down someone. He brings his fist up onto shot, wearing a set of brass knuckles, before ramming it down again, with more blood splattering up onto his face*
"Looks like Whitey Incorporated is making a lot of people angry."
*Castle punches again - more blood flies up*
"Including me."
*More punching*
"Richlen, Drakin, McKenzie, Michaels - all of you. You're trying, I'll give you that, but the problem is, that you won't go that extra mile, when the time comes to show mercy, you will, because that's what you do. As Whitey's little friend here will tell you..."
*Punches again*
"I don't stop. Ever. So Fats, I'm done playing nice. I'm done paying by the rules - I'm coming for you. Drakin asked you to call off your dogs? Mulligan, Van Agony - I'm animal control. You'll both be muzzled and in the pound. I guess the point I'm making..."
*More punching*
"Is that when you've won all your battles, when all your troops have fallen, there will still be a war to win Fats, and I specialise in winning wars. (Looks down at the man he's pummelling) Now then my friend, let's start with the security codes for the Fats estate, before I really start working you over..."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 17:23:46 GMT -5
Meh. You had your chance, and failed. Cause you suck, and well, I'm the Wrestling Messiah.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 4, 2011 17:36:47 GMT -5
this is a WWCF exclusive:
*Dupoe is in a dark corner of the catwalks praying, it is clear that he doesn't notice the cameraman at all.*
Dagon, I wish for you to have an update on the man of multiple voices, It would appear that one has overpowered the other however a third voice has developed and the overpowering voice isn't pleased. I'm holding off on attempting to make contact with him till the war slows down.
You where correct in thinking ViVA would become a valuable asset however hes busy with Vokoun having a pissing contest over who can whine harder. I am not doubting your judgement but are you sure he will be as helpful as you say he will.
The only person who poses a legitimate threat is Punisher. He has been killing the employees of my associate Whitey Fats. I am not concerned but Whitey doesn't see how much of a threat he is. I swear his arrogance will be his undoing.
Dagon I ask but one thing of you and that is to give me guidence... *Dupoe starts grabbing his head as if he suddenly developed a migraine, he quickly goes back to normal.* I see, A cult of wrestlers would be most helpful in my quest but the only question is who would be willing too... *the camera man coughs Dupoe slowly turns his head toward him his voice now takes an almost demonic tone* YOU! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FILMING!!!! *Dupoe rushes the camera cut to test pattern then black.*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 19:22:29 GMT -5
I'm the best of all time. |
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 19:42:30 GMT -5
Oh really? So it's perfectly acceptable to whine and complain about not getting your way because "creative" screws you over. Even though you've had more than enough chances to prove your worth. While I never get any chances at all. Hell, I hold a victory over "our" World's Heavyweight Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. Everyone seems to forget I beat Sparks, I've beaten Evil M, I've beaten Cage King, I've beaten Boiler Room Brawler.....I'm GOING to beat The General of the Monkey Army at Gookermania IV, AND BECOME A TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! I've beaten Amigo....THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!! But I can't get Main Event matches...and even in the rarest occasions when I actually do get a main event match.....I'M THE ONE WHO GETS SCREWED!!!!! But your the only one who can complain about being screwed over, huh? So you might say that I've put up alot...AND NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME SHUT UP YET!!!!! [/color][/quote] Yeah, you beat me like a year ago? My question is, so?
I learned from it, and well, you see where I am today. You still ain't done anything. If you really wanted what was best for your career, you would join Whitey, Inc. |
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 4, 2011 20:42:20 GMT -5
Oh really? So it's perfectly acceptable to whine and complain about not getting your way because "creative" screws you over. Even though you've had more than enough chances to prove your worth. While I never get any chances at all. Hell, I hold a victory over "our" World's Heavyweight Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. Everyone seems to forget I beat Sparks, I've beaten Evil M, I've beaten Cage King, I've beaten Boiler Room Brawler.....I'm GOING to beat The General of the Monkey Army at Gookermania IV, AND BECOME A TWO TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! I've beaten Amigo....THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!! But I can't get Main Event matches...and even in the rarest occasions when I actually do get a main event match.....I'M THE ONE WHO GETS SCREWED!!!!! But your the only one who can complain about being screwed over, huh? So you might say that I've put up alot...AND NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME SHUT UP YET!!!!! [/color][/quote] Yeah, you beat me like a year ago? My question is, so?
I learned from it, and well, you see where I am today. You still ain't done anything. If you really wanted what was best for your career, you would join Whitey, Inc.[/quote] Wow...first ViVA...now you. You guys must really really like me to want me join your little clown operation. I FEEL.SO. LOVED. Now excuse me, while I walk away TO GO VOMIT!!!!!!![/color] |
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 21:12:27 GMT -5
Yeah, you beat me like a year ago? My question is, so?
I learned from it, and well, you see where I am today. You still ain't done anything. If you really wanted what was best for your career, you would join Whitey, Inc. [/color] [/quote] I'm just sayin', bro. It would take your career to the next level. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 4, 2011 21:28:59 GMT -5
*The camera fades up onto Frank Castle - who's face is spattered with blood. Out of shot, he his obviously holding down someone. He brings his fist up onto shot, wearing a set of brass knuckles, before ramming it down again, with more blood splattering up onto his face* "Looks like Whitey Incorporated is making a lot of people angry."
*Castle punches again - more blood flies up*
"Including me."
*More punching*
"Richlen, Drakin, McKenzie, Michaels - all of you. You're trying, I'll give you that, but the problem is, that you won't go that extra mile, when the time comes to show mercy, you will, because that's what you do. As Whitey's little friend here will tell you..."
*Punches again*
"I don't stop. Ever. So Fats, I'm done playing nice. I'm done paying by the rules - I'm coming for you. Drakin asked you to call off your dogs? Mulligan, Van Agony - I'm animal control. You'll both be muzzled and in the pound. I guess the point I'm making..."
*More punching*
"Is that when you've won all your battles, when all your troops have fallen, there will still be a war to win Fats, and I specialise in winning wars. (Looks down at the man he's pummelling) Now then my friend, let's start with the security codes for the Fats estate, before I really start working you over..." |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 4, 2011 21:32:02 GMT -5
Once again, no you're not. |
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 4, 2011 21:41:06 GMT -5
I mean, yeah, we can have pissing contests all day long. Technically, I beat a good number of you to become the King of Wrestlecrap. I could brag for days. I really could. But the fact of the matter is that a main eventer, someone challenging for the most prestigious prize in all of the WWCF, is ducking me like a Mayweather. Seth, what do you have to say for yourself? You're soft, bro. You're weak. You beat women and you duck a fair fight with someone who's better than you. Step into the ring and prove me otherwise.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 4, 2011 22:15:46 GMT -5
I challenged him to a cage match, but he pussied out
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