CHIKARA Season 10, Thread 1: A New Hope

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Never heard of her.

[Bake Or Die]

Added to Caught in a Cauldron of Hate





And a new blog



2/1/2011: On January 23, 2011 I - The Warlord of Weird - Sinn Bodhi, stood in the nostalgic ECW Arena & like the wrestlers before me I was hungry for blood...my appetite was set on UltraMantis Black! You turned to me in your hour of need, and now you think I can be ignored? I trained The Batiri for war, prepared them in the shadows, but ultimately the one they will destroy is you, UltraMantis, and your pathetic allies! You squirmed away like a slippery coward as I was about to put you under my knife (or in this case, FLY SWATTER) - how can you call yourself a man...I am done playing around with you! DO I LOOK LIKE I AM CLOWNING AROUND?!?!
Did you NOT get enough of a taste of fear & horror when I choked you with an Iron Bar bent in my own teeth? That was just a taste! Next time, who knows what carnage I will unleash on you?!?!



You made a brash and overzealous challenge to me after you had been bested and THEN saved by your pitiful friends! You do not deserve to be in the ring with me just yet! I have nothing to prove, it is ALL on you. You will have to show me that you are worthy of dancing with the devil in the pale spotlight of the squared circle...you will have to do this in a 666 man tag team match against Obariyon, Kodama and Kobald. Prove yourself a worth adversary...if you can.

UltraMantis Black...be careful, beware, be Koko B. Ware what you wish for...or your life might just get turned into a three ring Kizarnival!


SB

[Giul T.]

So It is Kobald, allright then

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

So the third Batiri's name IS Kobald.

[Bake Or Die]

I'm guessing it'll be

Obariyon, Kodama and Kobald vs. Ultramantis Black,Hallowicked and Frightmare

[jrcz]

Jan 28, 2011 15:00:48 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

0:38-0:42 really scares the hell out of me.

I hope they are just kidding

[Bake Or Die]

Coming soon to dvd...Chaos in the Sea of Lost Souls

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Feb 1, 2011 13:08:55 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Coming soon to dvd...Chaos in the Sea of Lost Souls

*standing ovation* I love this company.

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[Bake Or Die]

Added to Clutch of Doom







Video des Kreuzes (2.2.11)

[Giul T.]

Allright, its going to be a remat- Wait, its Castagnoli and Tursas? What happened to Ares? Oh well, Its still part of a rematch from King of Trios. Nice match.

Also that Donstitution, was pretty neat, if only Donst was neat and not a blowhard.

[DeathRay]

Jan 31, 2011 9:02:23 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Added to Clutch of Doom

[Bake Or Die]

Feb 2, 2011 10:06:48 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

Allright, its going to be a remat- Wait, its Castagnoli and Tursas? What happened to Ares? Oh well, Its still part of a rematch from King of Trios. Nice match.

Also that Donstitution, was pretty neat, if only Donst was neat and not a blowhard.

No one shall speak wrong of Mr.Donst!

[Bake Or Die]

Feb 2, 2011 11:42:51 GMT -5 DeathRay said:

Jan 31, 2011 9:02:23 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Added to Clutch of Doom

LOL

Nice

[Giul T.]

Feb 2, 2011 17:20:55 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Feb 2, 2011 10:06:48 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

Allright, its going to be a remat- Wait, its Castagnoli and Tursas? What happened to Ares? Oh well, Its still part of a rematch from King of Trios. Nice match.

Also that Donstitution, was pretty neat, if only Donst was neat and not a blowhard.

No one shall speak wrong of Mr.Donst!

[kayfabe]But come on...How can he say he's the greatest young lions cup champion week in and week out, without facing Chuck Taylor? What a blowhard[/kayfabe]

In all seriousness, Donst is a guy I really see pop out when I've watched his work in Chikara, He's great as a heel and his promos are great as such.

To be honest, I was surprised he hasn't gone out to face Vin Gerard or Chuck Taylor, as BDK was against Chikara, and he is against all Former Young lions cup champs. Espcially Taylor, He's done so much, including making Daniel Byran, a man that beat Donst, tap out to win KOT, which Donst hasn't won. Taylor is a man that's done everything, and a win would give Donst's ego a mega boost.

[Bake Or Die]

Another team added to King of Trios





And added to Clutch of Doom

[Angus Mcloud]

I liks Mantis getting in on the orange scheme

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Cool enough, I guess, but I would have liked Ultramantis to resurrect his own dark army of...I dunno, Blind Rage and Rorschach.

[Bake Or Die]

[Classy Lady]

2/3/2011: Good day, fans. Wink Vavasseur here, your new Director of Fun. For several months prior to my new position appointment, I spent time among the commoners, walking through the rows at events, talking to you. Any good businessman listens to his clientele, and the recurring theme in these conversations was very apparent.

CHIKARA needs a clear-cut champion. No, not one for rookies, one for the big dogs. We have an event for the 3-on-3 matches, we have an event for the little lions, but this is Season 10. When I tell my friends what I'm doing these days - taking a plucky lil' wrestling group to the next level - they all ask me the name of our champion. I never know what to say.

I want it. You want it. Corporate wants it. The world wants it. Do you feel the synergy here? Its time. Its time to crown a definitive champion.




I have the savvy and the managerial acumen to realize I'm not as familiar with the roster as I should be yet, so I'm going to crowd-source this one. That's the kind of forward thinking we need around here. People wonder what qualifies me to direct the fun around here? Look at the long list of businesses I've turned around in my short time playing at the executive level. I know how to steer a wayward ship through rough waters. And the best kind of management knows when to call for back-up. I haven't spent my whole adult life as a fan of CHIKARA. I don't know the names and the masks of everyone that pops in and out of here from month to month. I need the people who know the roster best to select who will compete for this prize.

...and those people ARE the roster. The men and women that comprise the full-time CHIKARA roster will choose who will compete for this prestigious, historic championship title. I'm going to ask each of them to cast a vote - my only provision is, a wrestler cannot vote for him or herself. Stay tuned, as I fully intend to make my year the most interesting yet...



WV

Two words, folks:

Oh.
Snap.

[Bake Or Die]

Tim Donst or Claudio Castagnoli as the first champion please!