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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2011 22:41:10 GMT -5
I'll say this - the movie has to be more entertaining than the early induction of it.
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 12, 2011 22:43:48 GMT -5
I'll say this - the movie has to be more entertaining than the early induction of it. I found it funny enough but it could've been better. Maybe the worst induction that I've read, though there are many that I've missed. |
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 13, 2011 0:24:16 GMT -5
I'm in the minority I guess, but I haven't really hated most of WWE's movies. And the trailer for The Chaperone didn't look all that bad to me.
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Post by percymania on Feb 13, 2011 3:19:53 GMT -5
This looks like it could be the worst movie ever starring a professional wrestler, and that's saying a lot. Like, worse than 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain even.
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 13, 2011 3:29:01 GMT -5
I just realized this is being directed by Stephen Herek, the same guy who directed Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, and Mr. Holland's Opus.
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Post by woodface on Feb 14, 2011 0:00:05 GMT -5
B level Kindgarden Cop is just what I've been begging to see.
There is not frame of a second in that trailer in which I say "that at least looks acceptable."
Horrible casting. Horrible cinematography. Horrible dialogue. Horrible acting. Horrible settings. Horrible logo design.
This will make Michael Bay look like Francis Ford Coppola or Christopher Nolan in comparison.
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Feb 14, 2011 1:31:30 GMT -5
I don't know where to post this but it's kind of lame and a joke to induct into WC a movie on the basis that it -might- suck. Maybe I missed the point or maybe they're just running out of things to write about, I don't know.
I know this though, Triple H isn't any worse than Gerard Butler and that dude is in f'in everything.
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 14, 2011 1:42:44 GMT -5
I don't know where to post this but it's kind of lame and a joke to induct into WC a movie on the basis that it -might- suck. Maybe I missed the point or maybe they're just running out of things to write about, I don't know. I know this though, Triple H isn't any worse than Gerard Butler and that dude is in f'in everything. For me the joke was the premise that he could describe the movie from assembling the stills, and extrapolating funny explanations for things that aren't what they really are in the movie. But it would've been better as one of the new mini-features and really wasn't substantial enough to be an induction, especially as RD/Triple Kelly had no hand in it. |
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Post by woodface on Feb 14, 2011 1:53:14 GMT -5
300 would have an absolute pile of box-office PLUS artistic dogshit failure with HHH in the lead role instead of Butler.
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 14, 2011 1:53:24 GMT -5
I cant wait to not see this movie. I am counting down the days until I dont see this movie.
I shouldnt be negative,I mean I always thought triple h was suited for a family film. With his attempted murders and drugging and rape of the bosses daughter. Plus It could be the greatest cinematic event since the marine 2 and I dont say that lightly.
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Post by woodface on Feb 14, 2011 2:48:05 GMT -5
Don't you dare badmouth my precious Marine 2. DiBiase Jr.'s charisma puts Robert Downey, Jr. to shame.
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 14, 2011 3:01:40 GMT -5
Don't you dare badmouth my precious Marine 2. DiBiase Jr.'s charisma puts Robert Downey, Jr. to shame. Forsooth,do you have a quarell with me? We must duel! I do not let anybody cast me in a slanderous light concerning the greatest marvel in the history of mankind the marine 2. I have spent tens of 1s of minutes thinking about it throughout my life,obsessing over it,dreaming it. I was just like everybody here,I doubted the dibase(jr)! "How can they top the first one?"I frantically asked clenching my fist to the heaven"Nobody and I mean NOBODY has the charisma of john cena!". Well I was wrong. Dead wrong. Dibase(jr) rode in on that all familar horse of wit and charisma displaying his thespian chops with the ease of a young brando,the sex appeal of a young james dean,and the vocabularly of a young scott bakula and my troubles ran away. It changed my life. God bless you ted dibase. (jr) |
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Post by woodface on Feb 14, 2011 3:51:28 GMT -5
In the words of Ted Dibiase, Jr.
Priceless.
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 14, 2011 4:03:17 GMT -5
In the words of Ted Dibiase, Jr. Priceless. Thank you. You should read my 1000 page ted dibase biography"The audacity of hope:The story of ted dibase" it offshot from an investigative report"Does ted dibase really come from money?". It goes into his charity work,I know,the marine 2 was enough of a charitable act but he just had to follow it up. Also this movie is kindergarden cop. I want triple h to star in all rip offs of arnold swartzanager movies. Perhaps a tribute to twins. or that eraser remake ive been clammoring for. |
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Post by woodface on Feb 14, 2011 4:13:19 GMT -5
Mr. Freeze tribute of course. Stephanie to play Poison Ivy. Bane?
Bobby Lashley of course so that we can get that HHH vs. Lashley showdown we never got in the wrestling ring.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Feb 14, 2011 4:17:45 GMT -5
Well, after seeing a few WWE films (actually too many), I'm expecting absolutely nothing of whatever they make. It actually could be funny to see Triple H as a clumsy character that has to watch a group of kids, but I really don't think I could endure the whole movie.
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 14, 2011 4:48:38 GMT -5
Mr. Freeze tribute of course. Stephanie to play Poison Ivy. Bane? Bobby Lashley of course so that we can get that HHH vs. Lashley showdown we never got in the wrestling ring. "YOU WILL FREEZE-UH. REVENGE IS DISH BEST SERVED COLD-UH" It'd be great. I want heath slater to play batgirl and justin gabriel to play robin. Batman? Yoshi tatsu. Why? Dont you doubt yoshi tatsu like that! You mourn the hhh lashley feud,I mourn that steiner isnt around so hhh can do wrestling clinics with him. |
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Post by AndyUK on Feb 14, 2011 5:26:31 GMT -5
It looks crap and honestly, I'm not surprised. The Chaperone trailer is just full of unfunny jokes that I could imagine being in the RAW skits we got with the Guest Hosts.
I've never expected the company to make a good film, simply because as much as I love watching WWE, they don't exactly set the benchmark for high quality writing, do they?
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Feb 14, 2011 8:17:02 GMT -5
300 would have an absolute pile of box-office PLUS artistic dogs*** failure with HHH in the lead role instead of Butler. I'm not saying Gerard Butler isn't a bigger box office draw than Triple H I'm just saying the dude sucks as an actor and HHH couldn't be any worse. |
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2011 8:25:03 GMT -5
This movie is destined for a Razzie.
I'm Ray Bradstone.
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